Let's talk about my bad luck, my name is Fang Dashan, I am 29 years old this year, and I am a corpse watcher in a funeral home!

The corpse watcher is simply what people say, checking the corpse in the morgue, handing over the procedures for the work, and nothing else.

Some people wonder why I, a young man with strong blood, do this, aren't you afraid?

In fact, for me, as long as I don't steal or rob, it doesn't matter what work I do, as the saying goes, doing a line is a line, not to mention that I am a man who is almost thirty years old, and I don't have a girlfriend until now, in the face of the high-paying and easy profession of a corpse worker, this is enough for me to buy a garage to ask for a wife in the next few years, and say goodbye to the single life.

Putting that aside, it all started last week, when I had just worked the night shift, and when I was napping in the middle of the night, I would often hear a murmur in my ears, and when I opened my eyes in a daze, I would see a shadow flashing in front of me!

I'm not sure if it was a murmur, because in retrospect, it sounded like moaning and crying.

At first, I thought it was the time difference in my shift that kept me awake, so I was suspicious, but after a few nights I felt that something was wrong, so that for the next few days I was completely sleepy, staring at the door of the morgue until dawn!

On this day, after I finished explaining my work to my colleagues on the day shift, I changed my clothes and was about to go back to my old nest to sleep peacefully, when I passed Sanyuan Street, which led to my residence, near the funeral parlor where everyone was taboo, and an old man in sports and leisure clothes was sitting in the corner.

In front of the old man was a boxy table with a small and small tile stall!

Divination!

If you look closely at the torii, you will also see a row of tiny fonts underneath the divination.

It reads: Catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, fortune-telling feng shui, you are not allowed to ask for money!

Actually, I was already familiar with this old man, not that I knew him, because everyone in the neighborhood knew that this old man would sit in that corner all morning.

Especially my colleagues in the funeral home, people who don't know really think that this old man is a master of fairy wind and chivalry, but my colleagues will affectionately call him the old god stick, and the ridicule is self-evident.

But the old man didn't think so, and when others greeted him like this, he would smile in return.

At this moment, I don't know what crazy I smoked, maybe it was the horror of the night shift that made me shudder, or some other reason, in short, I walked straight in the direction of the old man, hoping that the old man could explain a thing or two to me.

It's best to pinch your fingers and tell me in a righteous way that it's a delusion caused by a trance, and then rest for a few days.

When I think about it, the fear in my heart dissipates a lot.

I walked slowly to the old man. He sat down across the table and said cautiously, "Big... Hello Master..."

To be honest, I didn't pay attention to this old man every time I passed by Sanyuan Street, and I only glanced at it when I passed by, which will, at such a close distance, I can see the old man's appearance clearly!

This is an old man in his sixties, his hair is black and white, and a layer of scalp can be faintly seen, at this time the old man's eyes are closed, and a face like old bark wanders around with folds, as if like an earthworm, with the inadvertent twitching of the old man's face, so as to come alive.

This startled me, and I quickly turned my gaze to a copper-colored compass on the table, as a way to ease my disrespectful embarrassment.

Xu is hearing the movement, the old man narrowed an eyeliner, looked at me and said in a hurry, "What do you ask?" Business or marriage! ”

"Both... Neither. ”

"Huh?"

The old man's sharp gaze surprised me and made me awe-inspired, and I hurriedly told the master all my experiences at work in the past few days, hoping that the master could help me solve this problem, and told the master that how much money is not a problem!

After the master listened to me again, he didn't take me as a psychopath, he didn't have much expression on his face, he just kept shaking his head and muttering: "It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided..."

I was stunned for a moment, didn't understand what he meant, and hurriedly asked, "Master, what do you mean by this?" ”

"You've hit a ghost!"

The master's words were astonishing, and he looked at me with cold eyes, as if he was looking at a dead man, which made my heart hang all of a sudden, and my breath suddenly stagnated!

"That's... Is there a solution? ”

I looked nervously at the master.

"Yes!"

The master slowly took a piece of yellow rune paper from the box of broken cardboard boxes full of miscellaneous items under the table, and handed it between his index and middle fingers, and said, "This rune paper can save your life, you can put it away closely!" ”

"Can you be saved?" I'm a little skeptical.

The master seemed to see my distrust, his hands trembled, and he raised his head very arrogantly, and said!

"There are a lot of people in the circle who know me Liu San, and those who give face call me Liu Banxian, you are just a kid and I Liu San can figure out what you can do, let you hold this rune paper to save your life, if you don't want me, I'll put it away, where are there so many questions!"

I didn't think about it, and when I heard that the master was going to put away the life-saving talisman paper, I didn't think about the truth of the master's words, so I hurriedly reached out and took the rune paper, and carefully stuffed it into my pocket!

At the same time, I have a secret bandit in my heart, and I don't know if the people in the circle that the master said are the old people's circle, there is an old people's circle formed by the old people's group in my community, and the uncles and aunts in it are all proficient in one hand, all kinds of Go, square dance, and abuse are coming.

In short, seeing my cautious movements, the master's expression couldn't help but soften, and reminded: "According to what you said, it's a ghost, yes, I have to confirm what the hell is before I know, you can go to work with peace of mind these days, as long as you bring the rune paper I gave you, you will be safe!" ”

After speaking, the master closed the stall in advance, took the three thousand yuan I paid and disappeared at the end!

That's all for my bad luck last week!

Because in this week, the kind of muttering voice around me has been surrounding me, and I even saw the figure of a woman floating by in the morgue, which made me afraid at the same time, I couldn't help but think of Liu San's old man, and suddenly made my angry teeth itch!

I know, I was deceived by Liu San's old man!

Today is the last night of my late shift, and I already plan to guard Liu San as soon as I hand over the shift tomorrow, and throw the rune paper on his desk so that he can return the money to me!

In other words, this old man hasn't appeared in the corner of Sanyuan Street for a week, which makes me wonder if the old man took my 3,000 yuan to another place to swindle and abduct, and used the same means, holding the talisman paper to tell the other party that it could be used to save lives, and then ran away to another place to continue the implementation.