Chapter 273: Really Crippled? (4 more)
This situation is just like when Pan Yang and Lin Qingyi were crowded and riding a bird, but Pan Yang was familiar with Lin Qingyi and could joke, and he was not familiar with Jiang Zi and didn't bother to joke with her, so he was about to sit on the tail of the white tiger.
Yin Jiannan, Qi Delong, and Qi Dongqiang saw Pan Yang's face green when they rode on the white tiger, but fortunately, they didn't see that Pan Yang had the intention of taking advantage of Jiang Zi, and their faces gradually changed from leek green to grassland green.
Jiang Zi also frowned slightly when Pan Yang rode up, and wanted to catch Pan Yang down, but Pan Yang took the initiative to keep a distance from her, and they were about to sit on the tail of the white tiger, as if she would be unlucky.
Who do you dislike? Jiang Zi's slightly frowning eyebrows became tight, although Pan Yang was handsome and incomparable, she Jiang Zi was also a shy flower in the sunken fish and geese! However, Jiang Zi didn't drive him down, only snorted coldly: "Let's go?" ”
Pan Yang: "Go straight, a hundred miles." ”
"Hum—"
Qinglong, White Tiger, and Xuanwu started like a flying car, and sincerely wanted to let Pan Yang, the earthy bun of the netherworld, see the world! Pan Yang was caught off guard, almost threw out, and hurriedly hugged Jiang Zi's waist!
Jiang Zi's little face turned red, and he braked sharply, and Pan Yang was caught off guard again, and slammed into Jiang Zi's back......
Yin Jiannan and the Qi family brothers didn't know what happened to their long-thinking Senior Sister Jiang, and they were like fools who were yelling after me, and they disappeared into the foggy sky in a blink of an eye......
Jiang Zi's little face was as cold as frost, and her whole body exuded a terrifying cold aura, but she didn't expect Pan Yang behind her to move back to the root of the white tiger's tail and heartily educate her on the legal system: "Sister Zombie! There are thousands of roads, safety first! The flying sword is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears! ”
What the hell am I ...... Jiang Zi had never encountered such a tease as Pan Yang, and he was actually overwhelmed.
Jiang Zi took a deep breath: "Got it!" ”
With this experience, Jiang Zike didn't dare to speed casually anymore, like a thirty-year-old driver, he started at idle speed and slowly accelerated, so that the boss almost couldn't notice the smooth and smooth gear shift, and sure enough, Pan Yang never came up from behind. Jiang Zi breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes, and silently felt Pan Yang behind him, but found that Pan Yang was actually sneaking the white tiger's buttocks......
Jiang Zi suddenly became angry, his willow eyebrows were upside down, his phoenix eyes widened, and he asked in a cold voice: "What are you doing?" ”
Pan Yang's face was innocent: "Sister Zombie, I heard that the tiger's butt can't be touched, I want to see if it's real......"
Jiang Zi: "Really! ”
Pan Yang blinked: "Sister Zombie, have you tried?" ”
Jiang Zi took another deep breath: "No! ”
"How do you know if it's true if you haven't tried it?"
Pan Yang pulled the calf seriously: "Sister zombie, the paper is shallow, and I never know that I have to bow to it!" ”
Jiang Zishuang took a deep breath: "Shut up!" ”
You say shut up, I'll shut up, how old are you? Pan Yang reasoned with her bitterly: "Sister zombie, you can't do this, you have to seek truth from facts, how do you know that the tiger's ass can't be touched if you haven't touched it......"
Jiang Zi: "......"
After being silent for a long time, Jiang Zi suddenly asked, "Did you do it?" ”
Refuse to exceed three words? Pan Yang is very curious, Jiang Zi has been cherishing words like gold since she appeared, basically one word, two words, three words, and it is really an alternative. But then again:
"What did I do?"
Jiang Zi: "Poetry." ”
Pan Yang: "What poem?" ”
Jiang Zi: "On paper, I finally feel shallow, and I never know that I have to do it." ”
So you can say so many words! Pan Yang still thinks that Jiang Zi has something unspeakable, such as stammering or something, now it seems that Jiang Zi is too lazy to say so much to him, but he was attracted by Pan Yang's literary talent, so the question is, Jiang Zi really hasn't heard these two poems?
This is a poem by Lu You in the Song Dynasty, very famous!
I haven't even heard this poem, could it be that Jiang Zi was born before the Song Dynasty? Or is there no compulsory education in the fairy world?
Pan Yang admitted: "If you haven't heard it elsewhere, maybe it's me!" ”
Jiang Zi: "What about two more sentences?" ”
Pan Yang is very pure to test it:
"On paper, I finally feel shallow, and I never know that I have to do it!
"I smile at the sky with my horizontal knife, and Ann can tell that I am male and female!"
Jiang Zi: "......"
Then Jiang Zi was silent, and Pan Yang, who always cherished words like gold, didn't know if the temptation had failed.
After a while, Jiang Zicai asked sullenly: "What is the meaning of this poem?" ”
Pan Yang: "The knowledge obtained from books is not intuitive, and many truths can only be understood by one's own practice. ”
Jiang Zi: "The last two sentences? ”
Pan Yang blinked: "I am holding a knife in my hand, looking up to the sky and laughing, who can tell if I am a man or a woman?"
"These two sentences are actually what I gave to you Sister Zombie, although you are a woman, but who said that women are inferior to men?
"You see, everybody thinks that men are inherently stronger than women, and that women are inherently dependent on men, and that's what it says in the book, right? I used to believe it, but after I met Sister Zombie, I didn't believe it! Isn't Sister Zombie very good, beautiful and independent, where is she inferior to a man?
"So I think the truth still has to be practiced to know if it's true, and you shouldn't blindly trust others!"
Jiang Zi: "......"
Why is it silent again? Pan Yang is also drunk: You should cooperate with my performance and turn a blind eye! It's boring!
After another half an hour, Jiang Zi said sullenly: "Good poetry." ”
Pan Yang: "......"
Is it really lame? Pan Yang took a closer look: Jiang Zi could not have been born before the Song Dynasty, because the Song Dynasty has been more than a thousand years ago, and the limit of the longevity of the Divine Power Realm is eight hundred years! So there is only one truth, the fairy world should be isolated from the world! It's not like the isolation of the netherworld and the yang world, the isolation between the netherworld and the yang realm is not isolated, at least the people in the yang world go to the netherworld after they die, and the information from the yang world will be continuously brought to the netherworld, so that the information of the netherworld is actually only one step slower than the yang world!
But the fairy world and the netherworld are almost isolated, even if they come down like Jiang Zi, they won't have too much contact with the netherworld.
It seems to be completely cut off from the Yang Realm, and I don't know why......
At this time, Jiang Zi had already caught up with the Qi family brothers and Yin Jiannan, and they were discussing who was faster a hundred miles away.
Seeing Jiang Zi coming, Qi Delong showed off to her: "Senior Sister Jiang, you see that my green dragon is the fastest!" ”
"Within five hundred miles, you Qinglong is fast!" Yin Jiannan said unconvinced: "Five hundred miles away is my Xuanwu!"
"Xuanwu is better than endurance!"
Qi Delong sneered: "But we are a hundred miles!" ”
Yin Jiannan turned to Jiang Zi: "Senior Sister Jiang, you came to give us a comment, isn't it unfair to compare like this?" ”
Jiang Zi: "Whatever." ”
Qi Delong: "......"
Yin Jiannan: "......"
Pull it down, big breasted emperor! Pan Yang almost couldn't hold back his laughter and screamed: With this IQ, what about picking up girls?