Family status -1

There seemed to be such a line of red letters floating above Pan Yang's head, he was originally the third, but now he has become the fourth......

The fat rabbit who was tightly hugged by his mother looked back at Pan Yang triumphantly, and the obscene smile on the face of the big cake was like a rabbit Xiaobao: Since I entered the palace, I have won the favor of the Queen Mother! There are 3,000 beauties in this harem, and the Queen Mother just spoils me as a rabbit! So I persuaded the Queen Mother to be sure that the rain and dew were even, but the Queen Mother didn't listen! Queen Mother, just spoil me, you say this is called a rabbit's love, how can you be embarrassed!

Two eggs, you can! Pan Yang smiled: "Mom, Erdan has mastered a new technology in the past two days!" ”

Mom's eyebrows fluttered: "Really? What new technology? ”

Dad was also very interested: "Give us a show!" ”

As soon as the fat rabbit was excited, he heard Pan Yang say: "This new technology needs props, do you have beer at home?" ”

Sir, I was wrong! The fat rabbit's scalp exploded at that time, and he hurriedly made a New Year's greeting with two small paws: please let it go!

Pan Yang raised his eyebrows: Are you still pretending to be forced?

The fat rabbit cried and mourned: don't pretend, don't pretend......

Pan Yang laughed: "I have two glasses of beer with my father, and I miss you for the past two days on a business trip!" ”

"There's no rush to drink!" Dad waved his hand: "Let's watch the show first!" Tell me what props you want! ”

My mother also urged: "Yes, yes! Hurry up! ”

Pan Yang: "......"

Fat Bunny: "......"

……

Half an hour later, the fat rabbit was wearing two small arms, his big red eyes were round, and a steel gun was against his neck, and with the force of the fat rabbit, the steel gun gradually bent up, and finally bent into a "U" shape......

"Good!"

The parents applauded loudly and applauded warmly, but they didn't believe it when Pan Yang said it, but now they are completely convinced.

The fat rabbit eats the copper skin and iron Gu, and it is not a matter of breaking a boulder on his chest or a steel gun on his throat.

Of course, in order not to arouse the suspicion of my parents, this steel gun is a prop gun, the kind of safety material.

coaxed his father and mother to be happy, and when he turned around, the second egg was ordered to entangle his mother, and Pan Yang talked to his father alone.

"Dad," Pan Yang hugged Pan Jinsuo's shoulder and asked affectionately, "Do you know how to make clothes?" It's also a kind of ...... shroud."

Why French clothing?

You need a magic robe in your sleeve, not just any clothes can be in your sleeve, at least it has to be a spiritual weapon!

Pan Yang's usual clothes were obviously not a spiritual weapon, so he hit his father with the idea......

"What do you mean by being able to do it?" Pan Jinsuo felt that he had been provoked in the professional field: "The shroud is the clothes for the dead, and now there are many styles, including suits, tunics, and full-style Tang suits.

"But our family only makes traditional shrouds, and traditional shrouds are actually Ming Dynasty costumes. According to legend, when the great traitor Wu Sangui surrendered to the Qing army, he specifically asked the Manchus to allow the Han people to wear Qing clothes when they were alive and Ming clothes when they died. But later, after the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, Shunzhi still forced the implementation of full service, called 'changing the crown and changing the service'. The knife was put on the neck, and the Han people accepted it and got used to it.

"You see, most of the traditional shrouds sold in paper shops now are Manchurian Tang costumes, and they also wear melon skin hats on their heads.

"But our family is not, our family's traditional shroud is a bright dress. And the vestment is one of the bright clothes.

"So if you go to someone else's paper shop and ask for the vestment, they don't have this item, so we have it.

"Dharma clothes are the special clothes for monks and Taoists. In shrouds, the vestments are used to protect the dead.

"You have heard of the eighteen layers of hell, people who do something wrong when they are alive will go to the eighteen layers of hell when they die.

"But in fact, it is not necessarily a heinous crime, for example, you instigated a widow to remarry, it is normal for a widow to remarry in this era, but you instigated her, or matched her, and if she died, she would go to hell with scissors; Killing, not only killing, you kill cows, sheep, cats, dogs, etc., and if you die, you will go to hell; Waste food, waste the innocent, and go to hell when you die; If you commit suicide, whether you jump off a building, cut your wrists or hang yourself, you will die in hell; All of this......

"That's why we need a magic robe to protect our body, our old Pan family's ancestral magic robe craftsmanship is invulnerable, invulnerable!

"For example, if you are going to cut off ten fingers, put on the magic clothes of our old Pan family, and keep cutting them; Another example is Daoshan Hell, which is to climb Daoshan naked, put on the magic clothes of our old Pan family, and climb whatever you want; Another example is Chungjiu Hell, have you ever seen Chungmi, that is, throw the ghost into the stone mortar, lick it like Chungmi, put on the magic clothes of our old Pan family, and you can lick it as long as you like; For example, it is not easy to be reincarnated as a human being, it is the Lord of Yama who gives him the opportunity, if he does not cherish it, he commits suicide, which will anger the Lord of Yama, and he will never be a man when he enters the hell of death!

"Never be a human being, and hell is naturally full of ghosts, and it is indispensable to fight each other! Put on our old Pan family's magic robes, at least you won't be beaten by other ghosts before Lord Yama opens his grace! ”

Pan Yang gave a thumbs up very hard: "This is called professional!" Dad, you're so professional! ”

"What's the use of professionalism?" Pan Jinsuo sighed: "It's been more than ten years since anyone came to buy the magic robe!"

"Now people like suits, like Zhongshan suits, like full-style Tang suits, if you don't ask, I thought I would bring this technology to the coffin! By the way, why did you kid suddenly remember to ask this? ”

"Dad, I'm suddenly very interested in our family's paper-binding inheritance!" Pan Yang said sincerely: "Although I already have a job now, I still plan to learn from you, it's a big deal to learn one at a time!"

"In the future, I will inherit the business of our old Pan family after all!"

"In the future? Now there are fewer and fewer people who burn paper, I heard that there will be a ban on burning paper in the city in the future, and we are afraid that the inheritance of our old Pan family's paper will be ......" Pan Jinsuo smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Okay, as long as you have this heart, Dad will teach you!" Even if you don't make money in the future, if you don't make money, you can treat it as a handicraft! ”

Pan Jinsuo said that he had no intention, but Pan Yang was the listener's intention. Now there are fewer and fewer people burning paper, and in the future, there will be a ban on burning paper in the city, doesn't that mean...... The cultivation resources of the Netherworld are all in my hands?

There is a mine in the house!

"Come, son, dad will teach you now!" Pan Jinsuo is rare that his son is interested, and he can't take the opportunity to engage in cramming education, Pan Yang didn't learn it before: "The fabric of the magic clothes is different from the shroud...... The sleeves are wide, and when the arms are spread, the sleeves and the body form a quadrangular shape...... Both sleeves and body are embroidered with gold dragon motif...... Lined with sea blue, sea green is a wide-sleeved robe made of green cloth...... Balabala......"

Pan Yang studied seriously, and at night he went to a room and a living room to carry copper coins to the crossroads.