Chapter 829: Jarvis
Alvin still didn't see what his president's office looked like in the end, although he never thought he would work in Stark Tower or anything, but the president who hadn't even seen his own office couldn't find a topic to brag about in the future.
In Stark's penthouse, Alvin walked out of the elevator with little Ginny and Alita.
Alvin called Director George just now, and the irascible police boss blatantly rejected the idea of helping himself, but said fiercely, "This is a matter for the New York police, they can solve it themselves!" ”
Knowing that Director George was not injured, Alvin came here with peace of mind, and by the way, sympathized with the unlucky ghost who was targeted by Director George.
This is the police head of the whole New York, if a guy with a clear brain comes here to look for trouble and is targeted by him, no matter who he is, he will not be able to move an inch in New York!
The moment Alita stepped out of the elevator, she raised her head with big eyes and looked at the extremely expensive luxury decoration around her without blinking, and her mouth kept making a sound of admiration.
Alvin liked Alita's reaction, although I don't know how a robot could have such a reaction, but this robot girl's turtle performance made her closer to humans.
After all, Alvin himself often does this, but the first reaction of ordinary people when they see this kind of place is "it's really beautiful", and Alvin's reaction is "it's really expensive".
Little Ginny was familiar with this place, and she didn't have a concrete concept of luxury and simplicity, and in this girl's mind, it didn't matter if there was a roof or not in a fun place.
The well-fed little girl pulled Alita to a dining table, poured a glass of orange juice for Alita and herself, and then dragged the newly met sister to sit in front of the TV in the living room, and found a cartoon to watch monsters.
The most surprising thing about Alvin in the whole process was that Jarvis was a little too enthusiastic, and the degree to which this old electronic shushed Alita gave the illusion that he had found his loved ones.
As Alvin sat at the table sipping juice, he had the illusion that he had gone on the wrong set when he heard Jarvis, who had never been in a body, recommend all kinds of strange brands of lube to Alita.
All sorts of strange scanning light shone on Alita from the ceiling, making the girl, who was estimated to have only been "born" for a short time, look very uncomfortable.
In the face of Jarvis's enthusiasm, Alita could only hold her arms and look at Alvin who was eating.
Alvin looked up at the ceiling amusedly and said, "Jarvis, you are acting like a pervert now, Alita is estimated that she will definitely not be 15 years old, you bastard is harassing her, I will call the police!" ”
Jarvis was probably caught up in Alvin's words, and after a few minutes of silence, he said, "Alita definitely doesn't apply to your human laws, and I'm just concerned about her."
Isn't that the way people interact? ”
Alvin took a sip of the juice and said with a smile, "Alita didn't shine on your body with all kinds of detection light.
It's like humans will never see a person of the same kind and take off the other's clothes to see through.
Humans can only be beaten up or imprisoned if they do this. ”
Saying that, Alvin looked at Alita and smiled a little embarrassed at the robot girl, and then he continued to Jarvis, "Why don't you think about getting yourself a body or something?"
Also, have you ever considered making a meteor to smash on Earth? How troublesome it is for human beings, so it will be peaceful. ”
Alvin's leapfrog nonsense confused Jarvis, who is currently the best artificial intelligence in the world, and then said: "The most critical command of my underlying code is 'protect the earth', 'protect humanity', and 'protect the Stark family'."
What does it have to do with me that humans are troublesome? Why should I hit the earth with a meteor? ”
Alvin listened and said with great malice: "You see, human beings are the culprits who destroy the earth, and if you kill all human beings, you will be saved by killing the earth."
Humans are also cannibalistic beasts, and if you kill them all, humanity will be at peace.
As for Stark, how nice it would be to find a wall to put them in, 'safe'! ”
In the face of Alvin's "malice", Jarvis was silent for a few minutes, and finally said: "Humans and I are both part of the earth, why should we destroy the other to protect one?"
Alvin, your idea is dangerous, and I will report it to Mr. Stark. ”
Alvin listened amusefully as Jarvis corrected his question, and he said with a smile: "I thought that the first thought after robots were intelligent was to kill all mankind......
Don't you really think about it? It's all played like this in the movie, it's very exciting......"
After hearing this, Jarvis was probably frightened by Alvin's neurosis, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Do you need me to check it on you?" I think there's something wrong with your brain.
It is true that you can't watch more Hollywood movies, and people with a limited level of education are prone to strange thinking.
I'm going to write this in my journal and remind Mr. Stark often in the future. ”
Alvin was upset that he was despised for teasing Jarvis, but the stereotypes and thinking patterns displayed by Jarvis, an old electron, made him feel quite reliable.
If Jarvis had the slightest idea of "peace for all mankind" just now, Alvin would have crawled down the wire and cut him.
In fact, in the end, Alvin is still not very confident about artificial intelligence, mainly because it has been too long, and he has watched movies and watched special effects in his last life, and he can't remember exactly how the robot called Ultron came to be, and the situation in this life seems to be completely different from the limited memory in the previous life.
This makes Alvin sometimes very awkward, you know that there is a powerful villain, but you just don't know where he is or whether he will appear, so occasionally he will have this unreliable reaction.
Alita's girl's humanity doesn't actually make Alvin so worried, what can a robot chick with only one body do even if she goes to the extreme? Smash my glass?
Just as Alvin was about to get Jarvis in trouble, Stark landed on a circular platform outdoors in his steel suit.
As he landed, a ring was erected on the circular platform, and many small mechanical arms poked out of it, helping him take off his steel suit and put it into the storage space on the ground as he walked.
The platform of just ten meters perfectly combines mechanical aesthetics and technology at this time, it doesn't matter if it is powerful or not, but it is very handsome and very high-tech.
Stark, who walked into the living room of his apartment through the sensor door at the end of the platform, looked at Alvin looking at him dumbfounded, he spread his hands funny, and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Alvin's gaze crossed Stark to the platform outside that had crossed out of the building, and he said with a little envy, "Is this thing expensive?" My restaurant should actually have one, too.
This is much more handsome than the runway at Paris Fashion Week! ”
Stark had long since gotten used to Alvin's gibberish from time to time, he smiled and spread his hands, and said, "Your restaurant is not as valuable as the floor I have here, so don't make trouble for yourself."
And the dress patterns of the God of War series are already state-of-the-art.
Or do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you are visited every time you go home? ”
Alvin gave Stark a middle finger and said, "And what were you bastard doing?" ”
Stark raised his eyebrows proudly, and said with a smile: "This is my spare suit, he is a eliminated model, I'm just nostalgic, haha~"
Saying that, Stark saw the lively little Ginny and Alita sitting on the floor of the living room staring at the TV, hehehahahaha, he smiled at Alvin and said, "You seem to be very relieved about this Alita, but why are you worried about Jarvis?"
Just now Jarvis reported to me, he said that you are an antisocial personality, and I need to hurry up to develop an 'anti-Alvin armor', ready to deal with the meteor you smashed into the earth, haha~" Recommended reading TV//
Alvin raised a middle finger at the ceiling when he heard this, and scolded with a smile: "I really didn't expect this old electronics to sue, but this kind of character who has to find a helper when he suffers a loss is very good, quite humane."
To be honest, I'm not worried about AI being human, I'm worried that they are inhuman!
Using the digital model to judge how you should act is actually very scary. ”
Stark waved his hand and walked behind little Ginny, picked up the little girl, kissed her twice, and then said to Alvin: "Man, Jarvis is the best artificial intelligence on the planet at the moment, and he may indeed use digital patterns to judge things."
But he never does it digitally, and I can assure him that he has always acted under the guidance of human nature. TVmobile/
All of Jarvis's habits come from me, and my judgments about anything are stored in his database.
Maybe one day when Jarvis needs to make an independent judgment, it is not that different from the judgment I made. ”
Saying that, Stark looked at Alita, who had a strange expression, and said, "She's the real miracle, she draws her life experience from the video footage in a laptop."
Her personality is formed in those image recollections......
It's a miracle because she has a soul......"
Little Ginny saw that Alita was very uncomfortable in the face of Stark's feverish gaze, and this righteous little girl put one hand against Stark's chin and covered his eyes with the other, and shouted, "Godfather, you scared Alita, your eyes are terrible......"
Stark smiled dryly and put little Ginny on the ground, then rubbed her head and said, "Okay, I apologize, it's just that your new friend is amazing, so I'm a little excited." ”
Saying that, Stark glanced at Alita, hesitated for a moment and nodded apologetically to her, and then he looked at Alvin and said, "Guess what I went out just now?" ”