The leper head four jokes are white-handed, and the white-handed jokes are even more leprosy four.

"Fourth brother, if I want to participate, at least I won't lose to you."

"Haha...... I believe that you have a vote, vote for yourself. I also have a vote, and I vote for myself. The two of us are half a catty against eight taels, and the turtle is against the king. ”

Bai Shou said: "Then I don't understand, I know that it can't be done, why do you have to be embarrassed." ”

"I am responding to the call of the Olympic Games, focusing on participation, focusing on participation, do you understand?" ”

"I know, it's friendship first, competition second."

The leper said: "Almost, almost." But you don't know the secret. ”

He took out a cigarette from the front door with his white hand and generously handed four or two cigarettes to the leper, one on his mouth and one on his ear.

"You kid, you can be a man." Leper Tousi said in a low voice: "Someone said, if I quit, he gave me two packs of Xin'anjiang cigarettes." I'm going to vote for him, and he'll give me two more packs. ”

Bai Shou was stunned for a moment, "This business is easy to do." ”

"Hand and learn a little."

"Taught, taught."

Leper Tousi said in a low voice: "Hey, your vote will follow me, and I'll give you two packs of Xin'anjiang, how about it?" ”

"Hehe......" patted the cigarette in his jacket pocket with his white hand and said with a smile: "I smoke the front door, not Xin'anjiang." ”

After that, he patted his ass with his white hands and left.

The white hand is no longer interested in the store, because it has no part in him, he is only interested in voting, this game is too new.

However, white hands are not too strange, the first production team did it once a few years ago, and the production captain was elected.

At that time, the old captain was in full swing, and everyone voted for his old man, and there was no suspense in the result.

The white hand understands that in this form, if you want to succeed, character is not important, popularity is the key.

Thinking like this, when I arrived at the door of the house, two women came up to me.

When the white hand saw it, like a mouse seeing a cat, he fled into his yard, closed the courtyard door, and squatted down at the root of the wall next to the door.

The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, and the white hand is only afraid of two flowers.

A flower is called Ma Lanhua, the women's director of the brigade, a spicy woman in her thirties.

Another flower is called Li Jasmine, a woman officer of the commune, twenty-two and three-year-old, a cadre of the Baicun Brigade stationed in the village.

As for this fear, it has deep historical roots.

At this time the year before, White Hand was in charge of raising the rented unicorn in the production team, and one evening he drove the unicorn to the forest and let it graze on its own.

At the edge of the forest was a small river, and the river had a bend and turned deep into the forest.

It was so hot and humid that the white hand and the unicorn went down into the river.

In that bend, the ox swims in the water, sitting on the back of the ox with his white hands.

Unexpectedly, two women took a bath here.

These two women are Ma Lanhua and Li Jasmine.

The result is all that can be seen.

The two women scolded and chased wildly, and fled with their white hands, and even the unicorn suffered.

Fortunately, there was no follow-up to this matter, and the two flowers didn't say anything.

But the white hand has been a bit of a thief since then, and when he sees two flowers or one of them, he must have escaped quickly.

"White hands, white hands, you open the door."

This must be the voice of Ma Lanhua.

"White hands, white hands, do you want your family's relief money or not?"

This is Li Jasmine's voice, which is more kind.

When the white hand heard the relief money, he reflexively jumped up, "How much, how much?" ”

The two flowers giggled and the other giggled and laughed so much that they bent over and covered their stomachs.

The white hand smiled embarrassedly.

From the beginning of the chronicle to the first half of last year, the white-handed family was a well-known poor household in the commune, and receiving relief twice a year, or food or banknotes, became a regular program.

Li Jasmine said: "Comrade Xiaobai, open the door, we are here to visit your mother." ”

The white hand hurriedly opened the door and bowed down to greet him.

But he didn't follow the door with his white hands, anyway, he had already told his mother that from now on, he would no longer accept money and goods such as relief.

The white hand thinks that he is rich and no longer poor, and to accept care again is detrimental to his character and personality.

The two flowers sat in the room for a while, and then came out and walked to the white hand.

Ma Lanhua said: "Xiaobai, what's the matter with you and your mother?" Don't want any relief money? ”

Bai Hand nodded and said, "Don't do it, resolutely don't want it." ”

Jasmine Li asked, "Why not?" ”

"Well, my family's life is okay now. Don't hide it from the two leaders, I already have two or three hundred yuan in hand, and I don't need government relief. I thank the government, thank you two leaders, you go and take care of other people's families. ”

Li Jasmine said: "Good style." Xiaobai, praise you verbally once. ”

"Huh...... Verbal praise. ”

Ma Lanhua said: "What else do you want?" Issuing a grand prize. ”

Bai Shou said, I want to see you swim and take a bath again, do you agree?

Li Jasmine asked again: "Xiaobai, you can't spend a little money indiscriminately, and you can't sit and eat nothing." What are you going to do when you're done? ”

Bai Shou said: "I haven't thought about it yet." My mom is in this situation, and my younger siblings are small, so I can't go far away, so I want to find something to do nearby. ”

Li Jasmine nodded, thoughtful.

When the two flowers were leaving, Ma Lanhua suddenly thought of something.

"Xiaobai, have you paid the public grain and agricultural taxes?"

Bai pointed to the rice piled up in the shed, "Well, not yet." ”

"You have to fight for this advancement." Maran Flower Road.

"Hehe, I don't fight for this advancement."

Li Jasmine said: "Xiaobai, I have to pay it anyway, pay it early." ”

"I try, I try."

White-handed shrewd, the people at the grain station inspect the grain, always tight in front and loose in the back, and begin to be strict, inspect and inspect, and then unconsciously loosen.

The white hand is ready to sell most of the early rice, if it is half a cent, it is six or seven yuan to a dozen yuan, which is enough for the whole family to spend a month.

The white hand grinded, the old captain came to urge, and the two flowers also urged, but the white hand was calm and refused to pay the public grain.

Bai Shou also sent his second brother Bai Xian to the grain station to reconnoitre.

Bai Dang came back, "Big brother, it's almost time, it's time for us to sell grain." ”

"What do you mean it's almost?" The white hand was very unhappy.

"Big brother, I have seen the blackboard of the grain station, and it is clearly written. By this morning, 83 percent of the public grain had been paid by the whole commune, and 92 percent of the public grain had been paid by our Baicun brigade. ”

Bai Shou nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, let's go and hand over the public grain." ”

Twenty-five bags of early rice, the cart was full, the white hands were pulling in front, and the two younger brothers were pushing in the back, setting off towards Chen Tong Street under the scorching afternoon sun.

There is a county-level grain station in Chentong Commune, which receives public grain from three or four surrounding communes, and it is just on the edge of Chentong Street.

When he arrived at the door of the grain station, he stopped with his white hands and knocked at the door.

The second brother and the third brother didn't understand.

The third brother Bai Mian ran into the grain station to take a look, ran back and shouted: "Big brother, there are few grain sellers in it, let's hurry up and line up?" ”

The second brother Bai Dang also said: "Big brother, it's so hot this day, sell it early and come back early." ”

But the white hand seems to be in the chest, and the soldiers do not move.