Leng Qinghuan leaned on the door frame with a wicked smile: "Is the water hot today?" ”

Murong Qi nodded: "Do you want to wash together?" Your face is no better than Yun Che. ”

Leng Qinghuan shook his head: "Enjoy it yourself." I'm afraid that my whole body of flour will go in and boil into a pot of gnocchi soup. ”

Murong Qi wiped his face with the handkerchief in his hand again: "Just now Yun Che asked me why there is a particularly ugly turtle on his back. ”

"What did you say?"

"Of course, I'll be honest. The son said, no wonder you always call him a little bastard, it turns out that the root is here. ”

Leng Qinghuan pursed her lips and smiled: "Do you want me to wash it off?" ”

Murong Qi shook his head categorically: "Don't wash." ”

"Aren't you afraid of being seen as a joke?"

"Your turtle is like a Taoist seal, if it is gone, what if this king likes someone else?"

Leng Qinghuan pondered, it seemed that this was indeed the case. As a dignified Qi prince, he always wants to save face, if he strips naked and plays games with other beauties, he will definitely be ridiculed. Therefore, he resolutely can't be frank with others.

This sigil can be fireproof, anti-theft and anti-junior, not bad.

Leng Qinghuan smiled evilly: "Actually, I have a more powerful seal." I've been trying to learn how to draw lately, and when my skills are better, I'll give you a tattoo in a hidden place so that you don't get laughed at. ”

Murong Qi's face did not change, and he looked serious, as if he didn't understand Leng Qinghuan's jokes.

"Remember you taught Xiao Yunche to draw a monkey yesterday?"

Leng Qinghuan nodded.

Murong Qi's gaze swept over her face with malicious intent, and then lowered his eyelids.

"I'm not afraid to tattoo a monkey for my husband, but you're not afraid, this monkey has great powers, will you turn your husband's golden hoop rod into an embroidery needle?"

Leng Qinghuan understood the meaning of his words in seconds, and spat with a red face: "Hooligans! ”

Murong Qi found it fun to tease his little wife: "Have you been learning to draw a monkey, don't you just want it to climb the pole?" ”

Murong Teddy in private was too shameless, Leng Qinghuan grinded his teeth, and blurted out: "I don't just draw monkeys!" And rabbits! ”

Murong Qi shook his head solemnly: "Then do you want to have the speed of a rabbit for your husband, or the speed?" ”

Leng Qinghuan was inexplicable: "Do you want to race with rabbits?" ”

Murong Qi shook his head and hooked his finger at her: "You come here, I'll tell you." ”

Leng Qinghuan looked at the cunning on his face, and suddenly became vigilant: "If you don't say it, you can see that there is absolutely no good thing to say at a glance." ”

Murong Qi smiled and lowered his voice: "I heard that the speed of the rabbit is its hard injury, because it is too fast, and the time is too short." You shouldn't like it. ”

Only then did Leng Qinghuan react, the meaning of Murong Teddy's words. I remember before, I once heard a male colleague tell a joke, saying that the male rabbit is the frequency of the sewing machine, the speed of light, and the numb egg, is it true?

She was so red from the steam: "The front of the person is awkward, and the back of the person is squinting, no wonder Deputy General Yu said that you have one thing in front and one thing in the back." ”

Who would have known that the dignified God of War Qi Wang Ye turned out to be an old man, with a lot of meat jokes and natural skills.

Murong Qi took a bath and stood up from the pool: "Isn't this right?" Is it possible to let my husband squint in front of me and drag me behind? ”

Leng Qinghuan glanced at him presumptuously, and walked out while pouting: "It is said that heat expands and contracts coldly, but it doesn't seem to be true." ”

Before the words fell, his feet left the ground and rose into the air.

Murong Qi looked down at her, and the corners of his lips hooked: "For her husband, she is a shallow learner, please ask Mrs. to help explain it, what is hot expansion and cold contraction?" ”

Leng Qinghuan was suddenly frightened by this, and his heart was flustered like a drum: "It's a physical, no, natural phenomenon, phenomenon." For example, I feel your chill right now, and I can't help but shrink my neck. ”

"Really?" Murong Qi turned around and walked back: "It's good to soak in hot water." ”

Leng Qinghuan wanted to catch him, lest he be mercilessly thrown into the pool, but unfortunately he was naked, slippery and handsless, and had no place to catch him, so he could only hook his neck.

"No, no, what if I get soaked in a while? It's like a steamed bun, how ugly. ”

Murong Qi's chest rose and fell, and a sullen laugh escaped from the tip of his throat.

"If it can really expand and contract, it's a good thing, and the husband is not afraid that his wife will be dissatisfied in the future."

As soon as he heard this teddy's indecent tone, Leng Qinghuan also knew that there was absolutely nothing good in his head. He wants to expand and contract, he wants to rub and heat, right?

"Don't make a fuss, the child is still sleeping in the room outside,"

"Didn't you make a fuss?" Murong Qi's face was innocent: "The husband thinks he is doing the right thing, a serious thing." ”

Leng Qinghuan tightly guarded his heart, with a pleading: "At night, isn't it okay at night?" ”

Murong Qi did not compromise, for some things, he always liked to take the initiative, he opened the bow without turning back, and he still wanted to run after the flirtation?

"Tell me, did you take off your clothes and go into the water, or were you thrown in with your clothes?"

Leng Qinghuan's feet hit the ground, and she immediately protested: "There is ...... in this water"

The lips were immediately blocked by Murong Teddy.

And Murong Teddy's hands are not idle, and he is always committed to acting for the great cause of recovery.

Leng Qinghuan really wants to tell him that in this water, your son peed, and she really doesn't want to go in.

It's a pity that Leng Qinghuan, who was blocked by his lip flap, even his brain was short-circuited and the traffic jammed. She was dizzy for a while, and she had forgotten the conscience warning that Xiao Yunche had given her.

The clothes were peeled off layer by layer, like spring bamboo shoots, revealing the tips of tender bamboo shoots.

Murong Qi hugged her and slowly sank into the water.

Surrounded by hot water, Leng Qinghuan couldn't help but shiver, and the pores of his body were stretched.

The cold trembling made Murong Qi hug her arm and couldn't help but tighten, and the hot lips were even hotter, tossing and turning between her ears and jade neck.

The water was surging, the heat was fumigated, Leng Qinghuan's face was red, there was a feeling of lack of oxygen and dizziness, and his whole body became weak, completely leaning on Murong Qi's arms, like a spring vine wrapped around a tree.

Murong Qi turned around, Leng Qinghuan felt a chill on his back, and leaned against the edge of the pool. As soon as the arm around her was loosened, the whole person was weak and weak, and he almost slipped down.

Murong Qi grabbed her with a big hand and lifted her up, she immediately hooked his neck, and refused to let go.

Murong Qi put his lips to her ear: "I heard that it is not easy to get pregnant like this." ”

Leng Qinghuan screwed him hard.

Xiao Yunche is a tireless little leather monkey, and even the little dog sees him and now walks around.

Murong Qi had a headache for his son, and always felt that it was his intervention that destroyed the in-depth exchange of feelings between husband and wife.

The most important thing is that he doesn't want Leng Qinghuan to be pregnant again, make his hero useless, and suffer from ascetics for another ten months.