Chapter 448: Dean Chen tells a story

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Host: Chen Fan

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Half-step heaven-level martial artist (196 million)

Skill Proficiency:

Swim Walk(100100)

Spiritual Walk (1000010000)

Bagua Step (1000000010000000)

Ten Waves Plus (0100000000)

Ten Strengths: Tenth Strength (1500000030000000)

Ten Strength Plus (0100000000)

After his strength became stronger, Chen Fan could clearly feel that his body was suddenly full of strength.

"That's what it feels like to break through!"

"Prefecture-level Great Perfection!"

Chen Fan's eyes froze, his body flashed again, and he started killing!

The breakthrough in the recent period of time is a little too fast, but Chen Fan doesn't care about anything else, or, at this time, under the anger and blood, he won't think so much at all.

He just wants to kill the enemy!

Fight the enemy!

Kill all the abyssal rotting beasts in front of you!

Return a peaceful and prosperous world to our fellow human beings!

After another dozens of minutes of killing, Chen Fan was finally completely exhausted, and then turned around and evacuated without hesitation.

Rest for about twenty minutes and go into battle again!

Become a killing machine!

And so on.

Until late at night, because my body was too squeezed, I could only rest.

Otherwise, you'll be tired!

It's not for nothing that you die of overwork!

Back in the unified dormitory area of Wuhan University in northern Henan, everyone washed silently, watched today's news silently, and bandaged their wounds silently, and the atmosphere became more and more calm.

Especially the cold numbers shown on the news pierced the heart.

Those photos are heart-wrenching and heart-wrenching!

"Chen Fan, tell me a joke."

Chen Zhen looked at this scene and immediately said, "Mobilize the atmosphere." ”

"Relieve the physical and mental exhaustion."

Hearing this, Chen Fan glanced at Yan Shufan and the others:

Chen Ran was bandaging the wound, and her whole arm was thin, obviously corroded by the abyss rotting beast, and then she had to strip off the flesh on her arm, and then caused her arm to become "thinner", but she didn't frown, as if nothing happened;

Mo Wuyan watched silently wiping the long knife in his hand, and there were also wounds on his legs that were bandaged;

Yan Shufan still has a cold face, the difference is that there is a little more murderous and cold in his temperament;

Li Jinhao, forget it, he won't mention it.

Chen Fan, who didn't plan to speak, saw this scene, naturally understood what Chen Zhen meant, hesitated, and said, "Okay." ”

"Say there is a beautiful woman, go to the cake shop to buy a cake, and tell the boss: Boss, bring me a box of chocolate doll cakes."

"The boss asked, 'Beauty, do you want a male doll or a female doll?' ”

"The beautiful woman said, 'Of course it's a male doll, because a male doll can eat a little more.'" ”

Li Jinhao turned his head.

Everyone: "......"

"The second joke."

Chen Fan continued: "Lao Zhang and Lao Wang are neighbors. ”

"The two met and often teased each other."

"One day, Lao Zhang went out to see Lao Wang, stretched out his hand to touch his bald head, and said badly: 'The feeling of touching your bald head is exactly the same as the feeling of touching my daughter-in-law's body.'" ”

"Lao Wang also touched his bald head and said with the same feeling: 'Yes, I feel exactly the same when I touch it.'" ”

Chen Zhen: "......"

"I'll let you tell jokes, not let you drive!"

"You're all on my face!"

Li Jinhao: "Principal Chen, you don't understand this, this is easier to mobilize the atmosphere, you see...... Isn't everyone's eyes a lot smarter? "101 Chinese Net

Chen Zhen glanced at everyone, and he was indeed a lot smarter.

It's just that most of the eyes that looked at Chen Fan became strange and speechless!

"Man, who doesn't know who!"

Li Jinhao smiled evilly.

"Be careful, too! Aren't there still girls here? ”

Chen Zhen frowned and said.

"Uh......"

Li Jinhao felt the cold gaze of Chen Ran and Yan Shufan, and immediately closed his mouth.

"If your girlfriend tells her to take a shower, how do you answer?"

Immediately, Chen Fan looked at Li Jinhao and the others and said, but then his eyes finally fell on Chen Zhen and asked, "Principal Chen, come first." ”

Chen Zhen: "I don't have a girlfriend. ”

Chen Fan: "Suppose! Suppose you understand it or not? Principal Chen, you need to be involved! As a leader, how can you be detached from the masses? You have to go down to the grassroots! ”

Chen Zhen: "......"

Under the curious gaze of everyone, he finally spoke: "I should say, 'Go.'" ”

"Sure enough, it's a straight man of steel!"

Chen Fan nodded, and then looked at Mo Wuyan: "Little Momo, what about you?" ”

Mo Wuyan: "Well, good. ”

Li Jinhao: "Another straight man of steel!" ”

"If it were me, I would say: Is it fragrant, I smell it?"

"She'll definitely say: I hate you, I stun you."

"Then I'm going to say, 'Oh, it stinks!'

"The girl will definitely want to beat me."

"This is a situational introduction method, which can perfectly control the emotions of girls and make the atmosphere of the chat not seem so awkward and boring."

"Learn a little, little Momo!"

This time, without waiting for Mo Wuyan to be mad, without waiting for Chen Fan to ask, Chen Ran opened his mouth and said: "If my boyfriend dares to say: whether it is fragrant or not, I will smell it." ”

"I must have said: Smell your sister, get out!"

"If he keeps replying, "Hey, it stinks."

"I'll just delete his contact information."

Li Jinhao: "......"

Mo Wuyan laughed.

The others also looked at Li Jinhao with strange expressions.

"Everyone should have a doctor friend, right? What's the interesting thing? Tell me about it. ”

"I've heard it's interesting."

Chen Fan continued to guide the topic without interruption, in case everyone refocused their attention on today's matter, and said, "Don't just let me say it myself, it's so boring. ”

A leader of Northern Henan Wuhan University: "I have a female friend, who is studying medicine, and she was very angry when she found out that her boyfriend was cheating, and then gave him 32 knives to her boyfriend, each of which avoided the vital point, and finally only judged it to be a minor injury......"

Li Jinhao: "My buddy, studying Chinese medicine, has been on a long-term business trip, once his girlfriend went to pick up the airport, he saw that his girlfriend had enough qi and blood, her face was ruddy, and she had a pulse ......"

"Joy Pulse!"

Everyone: "......"

Chen Fan said: "Self = buddy? ”

Li Jinhao: "......"

Everyone burst into laughter.

This Li Jinhao, only Chen Fan can cure him.

Immediately, everyone spoke one after another, telling interesting stories about the doctor's friend.

Now this situation, the doctor is very popular.

Ordinary people's doctor friends, as they used to be.

The doctor friends of the warriors are more engaged in genetic research and pill research and development.

In short, each has its own interesting facts.

Seeing that everyone's emotions were mobilized, Chen Fan also stopped talking.

His emotions have not yet been mobilized, he can only adjust himself, and he is not willing to tell others, or even show it in front of others.

"Who made me so good!"

"Haha......"

The corners of Chen Fan's mouth were slightly raised, and then he fell asleep quietly.