018 Sweet and fierce
Yesterday, when I was studying at night, Huang Lijun suddenly asked me to meet her privately behind the bicycle shed, which made me feel a burst of joy, thinking that there would be a "major breakthrough". But in the end, I figured it out, it turned out that Han Jie's family had something dirty, and she was embarrassed to come to me by herself, so for Huang Lijun's face, I hoped that I could invite my master to go to her house to exorcise evil spirits. My master didn't know what he had been busy with lately, and he couldn't even take care of his old business, so he kicked it back to me and let me take care of it myself. As a last resort, I had to catch the ducks on the shelves tonight and make a temporary cameo appearance as a ghost hunter!
Of course, you have to go at night to exorcise ghosts. Moreover, most ghosts are accustomed to coming out after hours, that is, after 11 o'clock in the evening. So it was useless for Han Jie's house to go too early, so I still went to school for evening self-study first. But Han Jie didn't come during the evening self-study, and Huang Lijun sat in front alone. I thought about the ghost hunting plan for a while, and I always felt that I was afraid that I would not be able to do it alone, and it seemed that I had to find two helpers.
When I was halfway through the evening self-study, I called the fried ghost and told him that I was going to Han Jie's house to help at night, and asked him if he dared to go? The fried ghost was timid but a good thing, and after hesitating for a long time, he agreed to go. I asked him to go to Ou Dong again and help me ask Ou Dong if he would like to go together. Ou Dong and I were still during the Cold War, and I didn't want to take the initiative to beg him, so I let the fried ghost pass the word. The fried ghost ran to bite Ou Dong's ear, but Ou Dong readily agreed. I put my mind at ease, I don't have much hatred in the first place, it seems that he still recognizes me as a buddy.
After the evening self-study, the three of us gathered together and prepared to leave for Han Jie's house. At this time, Huang Lijun also ran over and said that she also wanted to go with her. I asked her, are you not afraid? She said she was afraid! I said, what are you doing when you're scared? She said I just wanted to see it!
Alas, that's how it is with women! The more scared you are, the more you want to see it!
Han Jie's family lives a little far away, and it takes too much time to walk. So Huang Lijun and I rode her bicycle, and Ou Dong and the fried ghost also went to borrow a bicycle. I rode the bike, and Huang Lijun sat in the back seat, still carefully hugging my waist. This was the first intimate contact between us, and although I was bold, my little heart beat unscrupulously as soon as I got close to the girl!
Huang Lijun and I rode all the way and chatted all the way, she exhaled like an orchid, and a unique girlish fragrance on her body kept drilling into my nostrils, which made me suddenly feel very warm and happy!
There's an old song that describes this feeling:
"Sweet honey,
You smile sweetly,
It's like flowers blooming in the spring breeze! ”
I guess I'm smiling right now! I tried to ride as slowly as I could, and if it weren't for the urgent things waiting for us ahead, I would have liked to ride around the county again!
When a group of four people arrived at Han Jie's house, I rang the doorbell. Han Jie came out to open the door by herself, and when she saw that it was the four of us, she asked in surprise, "Why are so many of you here?" ”
I told Han Jie that we were all here to help. I told a little lie and said, "My master said that your house is just a little ghost, and there is no need for his old man to go out in person." My master also taught me some magic techniques, except for some little ghosts, so I'll take care of it tonight! ”
Han Jie was skeptical. I didn't bother to explain so much to her, so I directly arranged for her to call her parents and take her younger brother to go downstairs to hide first. Ou Dong and the fried ghost stayed behind to help me. Huang Lijun wanted to stay and watch, but I resolutely refused, so I sent her downstairs to accompany Han Jie.
I asked Ou Dong and the fried ghost to wait outside the door with black dog blood, and pasted the Xiangmen charm, the Yang Charm and the Yin Eye Charm on their bodies, and told them that if they heard me shouting in the house for a while, they would rush in; Wherever I point, I will pour the blood of the black dog!
After the explanation, I put on my robe and picked up the peachwood sword. Master's robe was a bit big, and it looked even more funny when I put on my hat. Ou Dong and the fried ghost saw me and started laughing at me. I didn't want to scold Ou Dong, so I glared at the fried ghost and shouted that he was not allowed to laugh!
After driving Ou Dong and the fried ghost to stand outside the door, I stayed in the house by myself and turned off the headlights, and turned on a small light bulb barely enough to illuminate me. I hid in a dimly lit corner behind the couch in the living room and waited silently for the wall clock to come to 11 p.m. I waited from 10 o'clock to 11 o'clock, unable to make a sound or move, and it was a bit boring. I stayed up until 11:30, and there was nothing out of the ordinary, and I started to sit still a little, so I planned to get out of the back of the couch and take a look in the other rooms.
At this time, I suddenly saw a pale face appear on the opposite windowpane! That face has prominent cheekbones, full of white hair, wrinkles on the face like ravines, and two eyes that are still staring!
Damn, it's an old lady! Fortunately, I was bold enough to not be scared! However, there was no balcony outside that window, which meant that the old lady was floating out of thin air, and there was no doubt that this should be the main person I was looking for tonight.
I held my breath and waited to see what the old lady wanted to do. The old lady looked into the house for a while, and seemed to think that the occupants of the house had fallen asleep, so she floated in through the windowpane.
The old lady was looking around in the living room, not knowing what she wanted to do. Then she went to the bedroom again, but soon came out again. She looked around every room, as if she was looking for something. Observing this, I also relaxed a little. Indeed, as Master said, this is not some powerful evil ghost.
Every ghost has resentment in his body, and the stronger and darker the resentment, the more powerful it becomes. The resentment on this ghost old lady is just average, similar to the ghosts in the ghost market. It's lighter than Lao Xing and Xiaoqian, and it's darker than Liu Gong and Liu Po, and it looks similar to the poor ghost Lao Zeng.
With a bottom in my mind, I emerged from behind the couch and asked, "What are you looking for?" The old lady seemed to be startled by me, clutching her chest and staring at me with wide eyes. I laughed in my heart, I usually say that ghosts are scary, but this time people are scared of ghosts!
When the old lady saw my appearance clearly, she turned black and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Nothing, just wanted to talk to you." I learned Master's tone and said lightly.
"I have nothing to talk to about a hairy boy like you!" The old lady continued to blackface.
"It's okay not to talk about it," I said in a calm tone, waving my hand casually, "Anyway, what you're looking for isn't here right now." Hurry up and go, and don't come back again! ”
"Why do you dare to talk to me like that? I'm not afraid I'll strangle you?!! The ghost old lady widened her eyes again, raised her hands, and her nails grew old. She cracked her mouth, and her teeth on both sides began to grow longer and sharper, and there was a low "hiss" roar in her throat!
! Want to scare me? It's the first time I've seen you as a master!
I reached into my pocket and grabbed a handful of glutinous rice grains to prevent her from flareting up. But my tone was still as calm as possible, and I said with a smile: "Hehe, you can't strangle me!" Since I can see you and dare to talk to you like that, I have a way to deal with you! So, I advise you to speak well and discuss everything! If you have any unfulfilled wishes, I can help you. If you want to be reincarnated early, I should give you a ride, how about it? ”
When the ghost old lady heard my words, she was stunned for a moment. She hesitated for a moment, perhaps knowing that it really couldn't help me, so she turned around and flew out of the window with a "whoosh" and ran away!
I didn't expect her to be so straightforward, so I ran to the window to see where she went. I finally managed to see the figure of the ghost old lady faintly burrowing into the house on the fourth floor opposite, and disappeared. Well, it looks like that's her lair!
I went back to the gate and opened the door, telling Ou Dong and the fried ghost that it was okay, come in. Still in doubt, the fried ghost asked me in a trembling voice, "How is it?" You just ...... Who are you talking to? ”
I shook my head and didn't want to explain so much, and said, "It's not over yet!" Go and call them up. ”
The fried ghost ran downstairs and called Huang Lijun and Han Jie's family up. When Huang Lijun and Han Jie came up, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and want to laugh when they saw my outfit. I felt a little embarrassed, so I said to Han Jie's parents while taking it off: "I saw the main owner just now, but she ran away!" ”
Han Jie's parents were very nervous and asked, "Then what will we do in the future?" Will she still come? ”
I thought about it for a moment and said, "It's hard to say. The root of the problem may not be with you, but don't worry, I'll take care of it. I'll come back again tomorrow, so you can sleep tonight!" ”
Han Jie's parents thanked her again and again. In order to make it easier to contact, I left Han Jie's mobile phone number and promised to come back tomorrow afternoon after school to do another investigation. This ghost old lady is not a difficult problem, but it may take a lot of work to solve this problem completely.
At this time, it was already past twelve o'clock, and Ou Dong and I decided to send Huang Lijun home first, and then walk all the way back. Huang Lijun didn't see the ghost tonight, and seemed a little disappointed. She asked me to tell her what had just happened, but I was only halfway through the story, and she covered her ears and said don't talk about it! Don't talk about it! Ha ha! A woman is indeed a very complex creature!
Ou Dong and the fried ghost know that I usually follow my master to deal with these "ghost-related" incidents, so I won't make a fuss. But it was the first time they had heard me talk about this kind of thing, and they started asking questions when they came back from their walk. I've never been a big mouth, and I'm just talking about what happened tonight. Because it involved my master and other people and ghosts, it was inconvenient for me to talk about it.