260 Fierce woman
"Hey, hey, hey! See where else you can run? ”
Boss Niu poured into the alley with a dozen ghost minions. They were all armoured, and they held either machetes or axes, and maces.
Compared to the weapons in their hands, the fangs that showed out of their smiling mouths and the saliva dripping from the corners of their mouths made my heart beat even more!
I still remember the scene of Xiao Jiuhe being bitten to death, I don't want to end up with the same death as him!
"I'm from the Teng family!" I decided to report the name of the Teng family first and bluff the other party, "I have no grievances with you, and you have never seen me, so why bother yourself?" ”
"The Teng family?" When Boss Niu heard these two words, he really hesitated.
"Yes, it's the Teng family!" I hurriedly emphasized again, "The relationship between our family master and Yin Fa is extraordinary! ”
"Yin Fa?" Boss Niu scratched his head again.
"Boss, who is Yin Fa?" A ghost next to him saw that his boss was worried, so he asked.
"I don't know wow!" Boss Niu spread his hands.
I'm dizzy!
There are still ghosts in this Zuoqiu City who don't know Yin Fa! Still the boss of a ghost gang!
"Yin Fa is a deputy city lord of Zuoqiu City!" I yelled, "He's in charge of the Yin Division!" ”
"Yin Division? Oh! "Boss Niu is big enough, but unfortunately his head is obviously not very bright. However, the name of the Yin Division is so big, it must have heard of it, right?
"Boss, what does the Yin Division have to do with us?"
"That's right! What does the Yin Division have to do with us? Boss Niu also widened a pair of bull's eyes and asked me, "I've only dealt with the Ghost Division!" ”
“......”
I'm so convinced!
However, it is obviously impossible to scare off the other party just by relying on the names of the Teng family and Yin Fa. My main goal is to find a way to delay a little longer!
"Have you heard of the Longevity Hotel?" I quickly changed the subject, "I'm the cook in the longevity restaurant." Is that good? If you let me go, I will immediately invite you to a big meal at the Longevity Hotel! ”
"A big meal?" This time, I finally had an appetite for Boss Niu, "What do you have to eat?" ”
"Everything! Stygian Sea Shells! Big earthworms! Dead lobster! They are all kinds of precious ingredients, I promise to let you eat and drink well, and all of them will be satisfied! ”
"Stygian seashells? Big earthworms? Dead lobster? Boss Niu continued to scratch his head, "I haven't eaten any of these things yet!" ”
"Is someone's meat delicious?" It asked.
“......”
Depend on! Why do you always have to worry about eating human flesh?
In the face of such a clumsy ghost, I really can't communicate normally. And just as I was racking my brains to find other excuses to delay, the bell rang at the top of the cave!
"Dang!"
The ghosts of the Bull Gang also subconsciously looked up at the clock on the top, and the ghost fire had already reached the position of Chenshi.
"It's time!" I shouted, "Curfew is over!" ”
Boss Niu finally understood this time. But judging from his expression, he didn't take this seriously at all!
"Fuck it, eat him first!"
Boss Niu with more than a dozen ghosts salivating and salivating came over again, approaching step by step!
I saw that the delaying tactics had failed, so I had to pick up the short knife and round shield again to take a defensive stance. But there are many people on the other side, and my round shield is seriously damaged, should I replace it with Ruyi chopsticks? But the bull boss is holding a ring-headed big knife in his hand, and I'm afraid that Ruyi chopsticks can't bear its slash!
Alas! Outnumbered, any weapon is for nothing!
"Hey, you don't have to use weapons!" I suddenly thought of something, and I cursed myself in my heart: "How did I forget that?" Whether it works or not, give it a try first! ”
I hurriedly took out the bottle of ghost exorcism incense that I had scavenged from Xiao Jiuhe's cloak, and sprayed it a few times at the group of ghosts!
......
All the ghosts were stunned. Boss Niu stood closest to me, and was sprayed all over my face with potions. The ring-headed broadsword it raised also paused in midair.
"Wow!"
"Gross!"
"! It stinks! ”
"What the hell? What is this? Why does it stink so much? ”
The next moment, more than a dozen ghosts covered their noses at the same time and retreated one after another, still in fear. The bull boss and the other two ghost minions standing at the front were even more exaggerated, and they bent down on the spot and immediately vomited, even throwing away the knife and axe in their hands!
"Does it really stink?"
The effect of this ghost exorcism incense is so remarkable that people are completely unexpected. However, I couldn't smell anything. I cautiously put the potion under my nose and sniffed, well, it didn't smell like anything!
It seems that in addition to the different tastes of food and food, humans and ghosts also have a different sense of smell. We smell something that stinks, but they smell it, and we living people don't smell anything about the potion they think stinks.
"I'm!"
The cow boss finally vomited, stood up straight, and raised two cow fists to pound his chest!
"I'm going to tear you apart, tear it into pieces, and then use it to make a hot pot and eat it!" Boss Niu roared frantically. It picked up the ring-headed broadsword again, and was about to walk towards me again.
I quickly shouted, "I stink so much! Can you still eat? ”
As I spoke, I picked up the bottle of ghost exorcism and sprayed it on myself, and even lifted my clothes and sprayed it inside!
Boss Niu was stunned again, and his face turned red.
"Ahh
It's annoyed, but it can't do anything about me. The other ghosts and minions have long been hiding away because they are afraid of the smell. Now there is only one bull boss left, and he is only at the level of a, and I am confident that I may not lose one-on-one.
However, Boss Niu still refused to give up, and raised his big knife to cut me again. But the stench of the ghost exorcism incense was so strong that it couldn't help but reach out to cover its mouth halfway up, as if it wanted to vomit again!
"Poof!"
A milky white net suddenly fell from the sky, completely covering the cow boss inside!
"Retreat! The rest of the ghosts are back off for me! ”
A high-pitched voice that seemed familiar sounded above my head. I looked up and saw a large spider and a giant worm crawling down the stone wall behind me, each with a city guard riding on their backs.
"The hour has come! What are you still doing here? Want to eat people? The voice rebuked again.
Hey! It's the female city guard captain with a red silk scarf around her neck again!
As soon as the ghost minions of the Horn Gang saw that the city guards were coming, they didn't even care about their bull boss, and they all turned their heads and ran, scattering in a hurry.
"Gross! This is a broken net! Vomit! Boss Niu was still struggling on the ground, but he couldn't break through the cobweb, and he was retching incessantly. The cobwebs were sticky and tough, and they couldn't be pulled at all, and the cow boss wanted to cut them with a knife, but even the knife stuck to it.
"Let Lao Tzu out, you have the ability to fight with me!" It yelled.
"Humph! I don't have that time to spare! Bundle it up! The female city guard directly ignored its shouting and provocation, and instructed another city guard to tie Niu Laolian's net with a ghost rope like a zongzi.
The female city guard turned her head to look at me, and finally recognized me: "Why are you again?" ”
"Hey! See you again! I smiled awkwardly at her, "I was rescued by you again!" ”
The female city guard listened to my somewhat frivolous words, and looked at the sword and shield in my hand, and her expression seemed to be angry and funny.
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead!" She scolded, "A cook also learned how to dance knives and guns, and even took a face to break the shield!" Did you come to trouble us on purpose, or did you really have something wrong with your brain? ”
"I'm okay with my brain!" I replied with a wry smile and spread my hands again, "Actually, even if you don't come, I'm not in danger just now." ”
"What did you say?"
The female city guard was really angry at once, and instead pointed the halberd in her hand at my chest, and scolded: "If I come a little later, you will die without a whole body, do you know?" ”
The tip of the halberd was less than three centimeters from my chest, and the big spider under the female city guard seemed to feel the anger of its master, and opened the claws on its mouthparts to protest at me.
I couldn't help but take a step back, then shrugged my shoulders and explained, "I'm telling the truth. Look at the ghost, it's been smoked with my potion and doesn't pose much of a threat. ”
The female guard stared straight at me, ignoring my explanation.
"You're hopeless!" She scolded word by word, "Listen, next time I see you on the street during curfew, I won't come down again!" No heart, no lungs, it's not a pity to die! ”
The female city guard stopped talking to me, and drove the big spider to spew out another stream of spider silk from the tail of the abdomen to stick to the cow boss, and climbed straight up the stone wall. The cow boss was dragged to the tail of the big spider, writhing around unwillingly like a worm entangled in spider silk.
Boss Niu is still scolding in his mouth, but in fact, he has completely lost his resistance. What awaits it is the punishment of the Ghost Division, and it is very likely that he will be reduced to a slave. It usually captures prisoners of war and sells them as ghost slaves, but I didn't expect that one day I would be sold as ghost slaves!
I looked at the figure of the female city guard gradually climbing higher, and muttered: "Every time I cover my face so that no one can see it, it's still so fierce...... What a pity! Although she is enthusiastic, she is a fierce woman, and she is probably still an ugly woman......"
As soon as the curfew ended, I was finally safe. In addition, I have been sprayed with a strong exorcism incense, walking on the street of Youshi, the ghosts who meet me are all avoided, and they all cover their noses and look at me with disgust. It seems that this thing can't be sprayed too much, otherwise it will affect the business in the longevity hotel if you go back.
Fortunately, as soon as the hour arrived, the shops in the right market also opened one after another. I asked the owner of a shop for directions, and I returned to the Changshou Hotel without any problems.
On the way, I threw away the torn round shield, hid my armor and short knife, and slipped quietly through the door of the shop. Only Granny Jean found me and patted her chest, as if relieved.
I smiled at her and gave her a thumbs up.