Chapter 0660 - Strange Earth and Earthling∑ (っ°Д°; )っ

After an afternoon of hurrying and hurrying, in the evening, Bulma and Sun Wukong finally drove to the mountain village with the Dragon Ball radiation signal when the sun was slowly setting westward.

It's just that at this time, little Annie, who had been sitting on a somersault cloud and following the two of them, had long since stopped staying with the two of them.

"It hurts......"

"Hey! Boomer, why is that pesky Annie gone? ”

"If she's still around, it's so much easier! She is so powerful, even the old grandfather of the Turtle Immortal is not her opponent, then she must be able to beat the Oolong Great Demon King. ”

When the two of them came to this weird and 'empty' village just now, in order to find out those strange people who were hiding, he Sun Wukong was hit by a bald uncle who was hiding behind the door with an axe on his head! And if it weren't for the fact that he had been tempered by his grandfather since he was a child, and he had already been trained into a martial artist with copper skin and iron bones, and he was not even afraid of ordinary bullets, I am afraid that he would probably be dead by now!

Although he was fine now, the power of such a large wood-chopping axe was cut down with force on the head, and the force was so great that it directly shattered the cast iron axe blade, and the power at that time was obvious...... Therefore, even if his Monkey King's head is very hard, it is normal to be a little injured!

That's why, now he sits honestly after the misunderstanding between the two sides is resolved, and lets someone next to him who is a little strange, but pretty-looking, bandage his wounds.

"She said we were driving too slowly, so we went to find the farthest Dragon Ball first......"

Boomer has long been a little resentful of the little guy who left himself alone and didn't know where to go!

Don't think she doesn't know, although the little guy keeps saying that he wants to help her Boomer find the Dragon Balls, in fact, that guy is just impatient, so he will find an excuse to leave first.

"Don't worry about her yet, you still have to think about whether you can beat that Oolong Demon King! Don't let that scoundrel come to this village to catch these poor girls again! ”

Boomer, who had just inquired with the bald uncle of this family, had already roughly figured out what was going on here and what was going on.

It's nothing more than a guy like a village bully, his name is Oolong, and he has some powerful means or skills, such as changing into all kinds of monsters, etc., and then, the other party has been bullying men and women here...... Before the other party, he had already married several girls, but now he still wants the next one, that is, the daughter of the bald uncle next to him, the little girl who is dressing Sun Wukong's head with medicine?

But......

The only thing that makes Boomer a little puzzled is: that little girl, it doesn't seem to be bigger than Sun Wukong, so short and small, is that Oolong Demon King a pedophile? If you marry a wife, instead of looking for a big beauty like her Miss Boomer, you want to peep at such a little girl who wants no breasts and no ass?!

Sure enough, if she didn't come out to take risks, she really didn't know that there would be so many strange weirdos here in this huge world!

"I haven't beaten him, how do I know if I can beat him......"

If that devil who is said to be able to turn into all kinds of powerful is as powerful as that turtle fairy grandfather or that hateful little girl Annie, he Sun Wukong himself will definitely not be able to beat the other party!

But, anyway, he is not afraid, he followed this Boomer out, which originally had the meaning of practicing by the way, the more powerful the enemy, the happier he Sun Wukong was!

As long as there is a fight, it is fine, as for whether he can fight or not, or what will happen if he loses, that is not what he needs to think about now...... However, he was not afraid of losing the fight, because the very bad and bad girl Anne had already returned his somersault cloud to him before leaving, and if he really couldn't beat it, he could fly away at any time.

"But don't worry, Boomer, I'm pretty good."

"I have been learning martial arts from my grandfather Sun Gohan since I was a child, and those black bears, tigers, leopards and dinosaurs in the mountains are not my opponents!"

Sun Wukong, who is the king and hegemon in the mountains, and all the animals are his own food, naturally thinks that he is also very powerful in the outside world, so he really doesn't have too much to worry about now.

"Hey......"

"Okay! Then whatever you want, I'll be relieved if it's as simple as you think......"

Bulma really regretted it now, she probably shouldn't have agreed so quickly to Anne's little guy to help her find the farthest dragon ball...... Look at it now, she actually has to rely on this Monkey King, who doesn't know whether his skills are powerful or not, to deal with a certain village tyrant Oolong Great Demon King who is said to be very powerful?

“??”

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Before he had time to think about whether the two of them were going to spend the night in this family's house tonight, or Bulma, who ran outside to find an open space to put a portable capsule house, he was shocked to find that Sun Wukong, who was originally sitting on a small stool and letting the little girl bandage his wounds, actually stretched out his groping pig hand again and touched other people's private parts indiscriminately?

That guy......

What the hell is he trying to do? Does he know how bad that kind of thing is?!

"Hah! So you're a girl too, right? ”

Sun Wukong ignored the question of a certain Bulma who walked behind him with a black face, but grinned innocently and reasonably, and asked while pointing to the little girl who was touched by him.

Before today, Sun Wukong had seen his grandfather Sun Gohan, Bulma, Little Annie, and the old grandfather of the Turtle Immortal, so now that he came to this village and saw so many people, he finally had the opportunity to practice, how to easily identify a person from a man or a woman.

That method is actually quite simple, no need to bother, just reach out and touch it!

Boom!!

A fist slammed into Sun Wukong's head!

Although the strength of the fist didn't seem to be too great, it happened to hit the place where Sun Wukong had just been chopped by the axe, so he jumped up in pain, and couldn't help but burst out of the corners of his eyes, and then turned around and glared at the guy who attacked him:

"What are you doing again! Why are you hitting me again, it really hurts!! ”

Sun Wukong is really a little angry now!

This Bulma, for some reason, is really becoming more and more unreasonable...... For example, last night, he just secretly touched her, and took off her strange little pants, but he was shot very badly and painfully...... He admitted that thing, and he vaguely knew that that kind of thing didn't seem right?

But now, he didn't touch her, why should he be beaten by her? He couldn't figure it out, because it didn't make any sense at all!

"What a bastard!"

"Sun Wukong, you wild monkey with a long tail, what do you want?"

After first giving an apologetic smile to the frightened father and daughter, Bulma pulled Sun Wukong's ears aside:

"You just touched the old lady who was going to give us the dragon balls, and now you're going to touch someone's little girl...... Say! You guy, did you mean it? ”

"Didn't I tell you that you should never touch a girl casually?!"

This kind of thing, Miss Bulma has obviously told this guy many times, but this guy with a tail like a monkey is actually dead! I really don't know if he is really as innocent and innocent as he appears, or is he deliberately pretending to take advantage of other people's families?

"Huh? Can't you touch it? ”

"Hah! I see, is it possible to touch something that looks older, and then something smaller or like Boomer, you can't touch it? ”

When the old grandmother sent the Dragon Ball just now, he Sun Wukong did the same thing, but at that time, he was obviously not beaten...... And now, he was not only beaten but also scolded...... Therefore, he took it for granted that he was thinking correctly, that is: some girls can be touched, and some can't?

But......

It's really complicated...... This Boomer, why didn't she make it clear to herself earlier, and let him figure it out for himself?

“!!”

"What kind of logic are you? I'm telling you, as long as it's a girl, you can't touch it!! ”

Sure enough, this kind of little kid who has never seen the world, and even a few women who have never seen such a few women are the most annoying! Anyway, Boomer decides: when the journey to find the Dragon Balls is over, maybe she should really take the little guy back to her house and throw it in some school to be remodeled!

It's just that......

At the age of the other party, whether he wants to be thrown into middle school or elementary school, this is a more embarrassing question.

"But ......"

"If I can't touch them, how do I know if they're girls?"

If it's the kind of person who has the same beard as his grandfather Sun Gohan, who has been dead for many years, or the old grandfather of the turtle immortal, then he Sun Wukong knows that they are men without touching him!

However, if you encounter someone like this who has no beard on his face and is very weak, if he doesn't touch it and identify it, he really can't tell it apart at all...... Because he has seen too few people, as long as they are not familiar or the characteristics are too obvious, he will look at everyone who looks the same.

“……”

Bulma was a little sluggish and opened her mouth slightly......

I don't know why, she suddenly felt that what this guy called Sun Wukong just said made so much sense, and she was speechless?

But......

Syllable!!!

Another slap slammed into the big swollen bag on the opponent's head that had been cut out by an axe, and made the other party grin again and squatted down with his head in his hands.

"Humph! Brat! ”

"If you think you can fool the past with this kind of sophistry, then you are very wrong!!"

She Bulma is a super genius who is at the top of the earthlings in terms of IQ and EQ, and this wild monkey who has not been out of the mountains for a few days dares to say such a sophistry-like crooked reason to fool her?

"If you have the ability, you can touch that little Annie next time and see what she will do to you?!"

Boomer, who felt that he had to teach this Monkey King a profound lesson, suddenly tempted the other party evilly after thinking about it.

Anyway, with her ability as Miss Bulma, she must have no choice but to do anything about this wild monkey! After all, the other party is invulnerable, and the point of teaching a lesson with fists and slaps is not too great, so you can only let someone who can have the ability to give this Monkey King a profound lesson?

"I don't dare, she's too fierce!!"

Yes, Sun Wukong can't help but tremble his legs and stomach when he sees a little girl's eyes now, where does he dare to get close to each other?

Not to mention the flames, the terrible lightning ☇ alone would have made him never want to touch that evil guy named Annie again!

"Humph!"

"I don't care about you, anyway, you hurry up and prepare, tomorrow at twelve o'clock, when the Oolong Great Demon King comes to greet us, we will all count on you!"

Boomer, who was looking for Dragon Ball again and was going to be a nanny for a big boy who didn't know anything, covered his forehead with a little headache, and didn't plan to talk nonsense with the other party anymore, but finally explained this more important matter.

Because, just now the old woman who took out the dragon ball said: they must help this village defeat the village tyrant oolong demon king before the other party is willing to give her the dragon ball! Therefore, in line with the principle of taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, she must first get rid of that oolong before she can leave this small village.

It's just that these things have to be done by this Monkey King, and she Miss Bulma can just watch the excitement from the sidelines.

"What do I need to prepare?"

Fights or something, where do you need to prepare?

That kind of thing is too simple, when he was in the mountains in the past, when he went out to fight with the animals, he was to see who was powerful, to see who had more meat, so he was directly killed and dragged back to roast and eat, and he never needed to prepare anything specially.

"Forget it, whatever you want!"

"But I can warn you: if you lose, I suspect I'll just release the flying machine and run away!"

As he walked out, Boomer, who was going to release his capsule house, said hatefully.

"Don't worry, Boomer!"

"I have somersault clouds now, if I really want to escape, I will definitely be faster than you!!"

A somewhat innocent voice rang out behind Boomer, causing her to stand unconsciously and turn around sharply, looking at the big boy with his head in his arms, grinning wide, and smiling brightly with a look of astonishment.

“!!”

Bulma, who owes her genius, has always thought that Monkey King is stupid, and he doesn't understand anything, but look at it now, who said he was stupid? That guy actually understood the truth that 'you don't need to run faster than the Great Demon King, you just need to run faster than you Boomer'?

"You're going to stay here tonight, goodbye!"

——————

In a huge, towering alien mushroom forest, on top of a castle built on the foundation of a magnificent stone platform, a very short, blue-skinned, funny little yarkeed strange man was sitting on the edge of the balcony railing, stretching out his short legs and looking up at the sky in a daze.

Long......

He was just motionless, and no one knew what he was thinking.

Suddenly, I don't know when, the space was distorted, and a little girl wearing a red dress, a cute little red hood on her head, and a plush toy bear in her hand suddenly appeared quietly behind the other party.

“……”

∑(´△`)?!

The little girl who appeared at the top of this castle first looked at the surrounding environment, looked at the huge castle and the strange mushroom trees outside the castle, and wondered if there were not only dinosaurs but also this strange plant on this strange earth, she gently tiptoed, quietly walked behind the other party, and looked at the other party curiously again.

“……”

๑乛◡乛๑

Quietly walked behind the other party, and found that this small, much shorter than himself, who didn't look like an earthling, had never been able to discover his existence, so Annie, who had begun to have a seizure in her heart, suddenly smiled evilly, and after getting a little closer to the other party again, she took a deep breath and shouted loudly behind the other party:

"Hey! Be careful of falling!! ”

(o≖◡≖)و✧

“!!”

"Wow, ah!!hhh

Get!

At this moment, Anne didn't shout just now, she shouted like this, and finally succeeded in making the other party scared into a spirit, and then her butt slipped on the guardrail, and instantly fell directly from the high castle balcony, and at the same time let out a burst of terrifying screams!

"Ahhh!!!hhh

Luckily, the castle is so high that it would take a while for the opponent to fall to the ground even if they were in free fall! And before that, it was enough for him to scream for several seconds.

"Oooh!"

(๑ʘ∆ʘ๑)!?

I didn't expect the other party to be so intimidated, and after it really fell, Anne could only sigh, and with a simple mage's hand, she grabbed the little blue-skinned alien who was about to fall to the ground and was about to smash into a meatloaf on those neat rock floors, and re-accelerated and pulled her feet upside down.

That's right!

The person who just did something evil was Annie, who was separated from Boomer and Sun Wukong.

So, after putting the other party back on this platform at the top of this castle, a certain guy who had just done something evil made a big grimace at the other person's familiarity.

"Hey!"

(ૢ˃ꌂ˂ૢ)

"Whoa! That one...... I'm sorry I scared you, but you're fine, right? ”

(^_−)☆

Although she said very sorry words, anyone could see that the face of a certain bad little girl was full of the appearance of the kind of gloating prank after the success of the prank, and there was no guilt at all!

Even, she didn't even pretend to apologize, she was just a joke of giggling, and she didn't take what happened to heart at all.

“……”

He almost died?

The blue-skinned little 'alien' was still pale at this time, and even his primary blue skin could barely cover it.

“!!”

"Who the hell are you, and what means did you use to get me back just now?"

He didn't understand, just now, he almost fell down and died, how could he be grabbed by his ankle by something invisible and pulled back to the top of the castle at the moment when he was about to hit the ground?

"My name is Annie!"

(*^▽^*)

"What's your name, blue-skinned alien?"

゛(‘◇’)?

"Humph!"

"I am the King of Pirav, the master of this castle and of this area! Also, I'm an earthling, not an alien as you say! ”

Although I don't know when this little girl got into her castle and almost killed herself, she ...... Somewhat suspicious of the other party's means of bringing himself back just now, and the other party had no obvious hostility, he did not immediately press the button in his sleeve to call for support and guards, but looked up and down the pretty little girl standing opposite him with some puzzlement.

“?!”

('0 ́)Ha!

"You still want to lie to me, where do earthlings look like you?"

(lll¬ω¬)

Anne, who has been to many worlds and seen countless worlds, can guarantee that no matter which earth it is, there are yellow-skinned, white-skinned, black-skinned, brown, red, and so on-skinned, but there is no short, ugly, blue-skinned, pointy-eared strange person like the other party!

Anyway, the other party said that he was an earthling, and Anne would definitely not believe it.

"Damn!"

"A dog can be the king and ruler of this earth, why am I, King Pirav, not an earthling?!"

Seeing that the other party dared to say such a thing, Pirav didn't care about whether to call for support or guards, but clenched his hands into fists and glared at the strange little girl opposite.

He didn't understand, there are so many races on this earth, there are kobolds, ordinary people, dinosaurs, werewolves and a lot of other messy races, why does this little girl who is just an ordinary person dare to say that King Pirav is an alien?

"Huh!?"

Σ(゚д゚lll)

"Looks like you're right...... This earth doesn't seem to be the same as I've been to before......"

(。 •ˇ‸ˇ•。 )

Finally, Anne seemed to remember......

This earth seems to be different from any earth I have ever been to...... There's a whole bunch of animals and plants and these weird talking things!

If you think about it seriously, even the big sea turtle she met yesterday that didn't eat it, the other party can talk......