Chapter 365 is full of returns
Erzhu hurriedly said: "We have many uncles and brothers in the Shen family, and we have to come to such things as marriage, so we have to sit at ten tables here, and the rest is to make two or three tables for the wedding, plus the busy people, at least ten tables." ”
Fortunately, at this time, the banquet is only eight dishes at most, and two meat dishes are already decent, otherwise these ten tables of guests can eat the relatives all of a sudden.
In fact, when other people's families hold happy events, because of the constraints of conditions, most of them are to call the closest people, and then call the cadres of the brigade to be witnesses, and at most set up three or two tables and it will be over.
But Erzhu Niang was very confident with Erzhu's passbook, and knew that he had friends who could get food, so she made the wedding banquet bigger!
Thinking of this, Erzhu showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, the wedding banquet was big, but the meat alone stumped him, if he hadn't had the third brother to give him a cover, the wedding banquet would have to open the skylight tomorrow!
"Let's stop fighting these little things in the afternoon, I'll see if I can find a wild boar's nest and give you a pretty much inseparable support scene."
Zhang Meng immediately snorted, "Third brother, you are really righteous!" ”
"Don't worry, you are the same as Erzhu, when you get married, we will also follow the level of Erzhu!"
Although the words are open, Meng Dekui is afraid of bad luck, and he can't even see a single pig hair for a day.
"Then I'll thank the third brother first!"
"Thank you, thank you, who is with whom we buddies!" Meng Dekui didn't care!
These words are simple, but they have a different taste in the ears of Erzhu and the two of them.
The three of them hastily ate lunch, rested for a while, and continued to look for prey in the woods.
Because he had a clear goal this time, Meng Dekui didn't even look at those little guys when he saw them, he listened to the six ways, stared at the ground, and looked for traces of wild boars in this dense forest by distinguishing the footprints and feces of the prey.
Finally, the hard work paid off, and after more than an hour of turning around the mountainside, Meng Dekui followed a series of messy footprints to find a nest of wild boars!
Meng Dekui signaled the two of them to stop in advance and climbed to the larger trees around them.
Seeing that the two of them were hidden, he handed over their baskets again, and then approached his target step by step with the dagger.
A total of six wild boars, two large and four small, were very happy to forage in the forest.
Meng Dekui did not rush up to attack the wild boar, the wild boar's temperament is extremely fierce, if there is no one-hit life, then the wild boar will attack the enemy like crazy, so it will be a little troublesome.
Meng Dekui waited quietly for a while, and even saw one of the wild boars take back a multicolored poisonous snake and eat the whole process in a few bites.
After a while, the boars were getting closer and closer to him, and he raised his hand and threw a stone at the middle of the boars, and as soon as the stone landed, several boars fled in panic, and one of them, one large and one small, ran straight in his direction.
Meng Dekui's eyes flashed with excitement, he thought that he would be content if he could get a wild boar this time, but he didn't expect that now there were two wild boars sent to the door, so could he still say no?
The tip of the dagger in his right hand was obliquely pointed, and when the big wild boar collided with him, his body took a step forward, flipped his wrist, and slashed down on the neck of the big wild boar.
Before he could inspect the situation of the wild boar, the little wild boar behind it also rushed over, but just now it was given time to react, and he was about to slip away from Meng Dekui's side as soon as he limped!
Meng Dekui would give him a chance to escape, his body caught up with the little wild boar at an incredible speed, and the dagger in his hand was another stroke.
At the same time, the first wild boar had been seriously injured and fell to the ground, and the little wild boar was also cut by Meng Dekui's dagger from the corner of his mouth to the abdomen with a long cut of nearly three feet, and the entire abdomen was cut by the dagger in a foot-long place, revealing the internal organs inside!
The two people who had been staring at Meng Dekui's movements in the distance were speechless in surprise.
That's a wild boar, and it's two, the third brother didn't blink, so he killed it directly!
The two of them were so excited that they almost failed to land safely from the tree, but fortunately this was on a pine tree, although the tree was thick enough, it was not high, otherwise they would have to perform a butt backwards flat sand and goose style on the spot!
"Third brother, third brother, you are really good, third brother, you are this!" As soon as Zhang Meng ran to Meng Dekui's side, he slapped his ass loudly.
It's a pity that Meng Dekui didn't care about listening to his rainbow fart at all, "Those useless ones will be said in front of your sister-in-law when they go back, now we have to move these two wild boars back immediately, otherwise the smell of blood is likely to attract other big guys over!" ”
"But these two pigs together have to be about 500 catties, how can we get them back once we give them back?" Zhang Meng was a little worried.
Erzhu excitedly picked up the basket containing the prey, and then ran to the big boar in a few steps, "This wild boar is a little bigger, why don't you find a place to hide this small one first, and the three of us will carry it back first, and carry the big one back first, right?" ”
"You two tie up this big head first, and try to lift it?" A rope was prepared in the basket, and the wooden pole for carrying the wild boar could be made of local materials, and the two immediately started to work.
As for the little wild boar, Meng Dekui tried, no more than 17 or 80 catties, he cut some rattan from the tree and wrapped the belly of the wild boar, and when he was wound, Zhang Meng and the two also tied the head.
"You two carry it first, and if you go less than two hundred meters forward, it will be the way down the mountain, and it will be easy to do then."
Zhang Meng doesn't know what the third brother said is a good way, but his biggest characteristic is obedience, he listens to what the third brother says, and he also listens to what the second pillar says.
The wood was passed through the rope tied to the pig's trotters, and the two of them had one head and one head, and the force on their waists lifted more than 300 catties of wild animals.
Meng Dekui saw that there was no problem with the two of them, so he took the little wild boar in his left hand and picked up the basket that was thrown on the ground with his right hand, followed the two and walked down the mountain.
It wasn't until they got out of this flat mountainside path that they began to slope downward, and Meng Dekui asked the two of them to put the pig down, "You can see if you can let the pig roll down on its own, the slope is quite steep, it shouldn't be a big problem." ”
When the two pillars heard it, they quickly tried it, after all, the wild boar is a different log, the weight is large, and it is not round, it is not easy to roll, but two people take a piece of wood and pry it while walking, not to mention, it can really go forward, so it can save a lot of effort.
Erzhu saw that Meng Dekui was not only carrying the small wild boar, but also carrying the basket containing the prey, and was about to go up to help hold it, but Meng Dekui refused.
"You can help me carry the prey inside, I can use the basket."
He threw the pheasants and hares to Erzhu, and then put the little boar in the basket and slipped down the hillside.