Chapter 20: The Gluttonous Little Fat Man
Chen Qingfeng walked away satisfied, he clapped his palms and hummed the song he had in the tavern.
This is decent, it's obviously a kid with a big fart, but he pretends to be deep. Shouting when it hurts, crying when it hurts, that's what a bastard should look like. However, this kid is really different from his blind master who is often serious! he is not his own disciple, but he has his own scoundrel style.
Lee Sang-ru cried back to the house with a criping face, cursing incessantly along the way. I can't beat it, so I'll recognize it...... He only had helplessness in his heart. At the same time, it is also a sigh of relief, at least Chen Qingfeng will not become an obstacle to his path of revenge. There's even a little shelter to it.
When Chen Qingfeng left, he still gave him two small pots, a small bottle with a delicate light cyan pattern, and the other a bottle with red runes carved on the ground. When he took out his hand, he caught a glimpse of the old man's face with a painful face, and he was very helpless and told him that there were only three pills in it, and after he went back, he took one pill and used the blind master's "Supreme Heart Method" to refine the medicinal effect, which could relieve the pain when he was sick, and under normal circumstances, one pill could last for four months, but Li Xiangru was like this, and he didn't know when he would do it with someone, and he was afraid that it would not last for two months.
Along the way, he kept thinking that Chen Qingfeng's old man meant that he should not be involved too widely, and only kill the first evil, which would be enough for him to be busy. Drag Emperor Jingzhi into the water and let the prince succeed to the throne? But he still has very little information about those princes.
Prince...... Prince......
Li Xiangru narrowed his eyes, and suddenly remembered the fat boy in the barracks who often followed his ass:
At that time, he stole a chicken from the kitchen of the gang leader's father, and ran to roast it by the river, and a fat man of his age smelled it, and his clothes looked ordinary but much cleaner than theirs.
The little fat man walked over with his head held high and a proud face, stood opposite Li Xiangru and said, "Hey...... Boy, give me a portion of your roasted meat. ”
Li Xiangru hummed "Roast chicken wings, I love to eat ......" while turning the roast chicken on the ground stand, and then glanced at the fat man with disdain, and said, "Who are you? Why do you say that I will give it to you?"
"How dare you refuse Ben...... Ahem...... It is your honor to see what you eat!" The little fat man is still arrogant.
"Cut ......" Li Xiangru said with disdain again, ignored him, and waited intently for the chicken to be cooked.
The little fat man was even more angry, waving his fists, and wanted to come over to grab it, but Li Xiangru, who was aware of it, stared at him and hesitated.
"What are you doing? Do you want to rob the master? Do you want to fight?" Li Xiangru sneered.
"You're ......! bold!" The fat man was so angry that his fingers trembling when he pointed at Li Xiangru.
"That's right...... I'm just bold enough to tell you plainly, I stole this chicken from the barracks, how about it? Dare enough, right? Whatever nonsense you talk about, beat you up or not?" Li Xiangru said cynically.
The fat man looked at his fist, and compared his figure with Li Xiangru, feeling that he might not be his opponent when he did it. The people in the barracks will not reason with you, except for the biggest fists and kicks, the others are small. So after hesitating for a while, I decided to admit it, of course, for the sake of eating. The world of foodies can only be understood by foodies!
The little fat man took out a piece of jade pendant from his arms very boldly, this jade pendant itself was pinned to his waist, but it was inappropriate to hang this thing in this barracks, so he put it in his arms.
"Whew...... Root...... I didn't bring silver taels either, can I buy your chicken here?" The little fat man removed the title of "childe" and called him "me" directly, so as to facilitate the relationship.
"Huh?" Li Xiangru took the jade pendant handed over by the little fat man, took a few careful glances, and the greed in his eyes flashed. Then he rolled his eyes, returned the jade pendant to the little fat man, and said, "No! My roasted chicken wings are unique in the world! ”
The little fat man swallowed, and the golden roast chicken flickered in front of his nose, and the fragrance had tempted him to stop.
"Forehead......" The little fat man smacked his lips again, he felt that the kid in front of him was very hateful! He even thought about whether to call someone to rob him directly, but when he thought of his identity, he canceled this idea again, so he had to say patiently: "My jade pendant is top-notch, and if you want to take it to the town, you can exchange it for hundreds of taels of silver." Only...... Just like this, the jade pendant is exchanged for your chicken...... You still don't want to? Then what more do you want? I only have this jade pendant on me!"
Li Xiangru laughed secretly in his heart, and boasted solemnly with a fake cough: "My roast chicken is not an ordinary roast chicken! Except for the few herbs stolen from Dr. Mo in the barracks that have been secretly prepared, you can see that the outside of this chicken's belly is sealed by me with a special spirit grass to prevent the soup inside from overflowing, not only meat but also soup." There are also a few eggs inside, and when the delicious gravy soaks into the eggs, tsk...... This delicacy is absolutely in heaven, and I am the only one in the world! Come, I will give you a taste of this baked crispy chicken skin, see if it is worth it! You will think about it after eating!!"
Li Xiangru tore off a piece of golden chicken skin and handed it to the little fat man.
The little fat man couldn't wait to stuff it into his mouth, and his eyes were shining! A feeling of explosion and ascension to immortal hit the taste buds. couldn't help but give Li Xiangru a thumbs up, and licked his lips with his tongue after eating.
Li Xiangru laughed triumphantly, and continued to tempt: "How about it, chicken skin alone is enough, right?"
"It's delicious, it's delicious! Even the Wenda in the palace is not as delicious as yours!"
Li Xiangru thought to himself, no wonder the military adviser recently told me to settle down during this time and not cause trouble, it turns out that someone from the court is really from the court? But this kid is the prince? Too fat, yes, only those who are rich and noble can eat so unscrupulously to become a big fat man.
"I ...... I only have this jade pendant...... Nothing else. What more do you want? I'll give you the silver later?" The little fat man was completely tempted by the deliciousness, and he was quite willing to pay any price as long as he could eat this roast chicken.
"You still have a knife between your legs, give me the knife too!" Li Xiangru still had no scruples.
Without hesitation, the little fat man untied a set of daggers tied to his waist and handed it to Li Xiangru, and said eagerly: "Take it!" Reaching out to grab the chicken.
"Wait......"
"What's the matter?" the little fat man glared angrily, "This is a dagger, not a knife, this was given to me by my third uncle, but I don't like to practice martial arts, and I don't like to practice, so it's a waste to put it away." What my third uncle can give away is not an ordinary object. My dagger is a priceless object, so don't overdo it!"
"Hey...... Eliminate gas, eliminate gas...... Of course, your dagger is a good thing, and I have two small conditions. Li Xiangru said some soft words with a small face.
"Say it quickly!" the little fat man said angrily and dissatisfied.
"You can only get half of this chicken! I've worked hard for most of the day, I can't eat nothing!"
"What?!!! me!!I can only get half of this jade pendant and dagger?!" The little fat man has already shown his dissatisfaction, his dissatisfaction with going berserk, and even he is thinking about whether to directly let the Wushi who is protecting behind him come out and grab it.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is one more condition. Li Xiangru still smiled, and when he saw the little fat man who was about to run away, he hurriedly added: "It's these two items that you bought me chicken, you can't go back and ask for it!"
"What are you and I?!, I will never take back what I give out, are you relieved this time?!" said the fat man angrily.
"I mean...... You don't allow those who you are with behind you to go back!" Li Xiangru said lightly.
The little fat man was stunned for a moment, looked back at the depths of the jungle, and slapped his forehead......! Forget it! Rest assured, I will not allow them to use any means to ask you to pay it back! Hurry up, I'm hungry!"
"Okay, Childe, wait a moment!" Li Xiangru jumped happily, took out a small bowl that had been prepared, and broke it open from the chicken's belly, and a stream of golden soup flowed out of it, and the fragrance was instantly permeated......
The little fat man couldn't wait to snatch the freshly torn chicken and stuff it into his mouth......! Call...... Qiuhong, what's your name?"
Li Xiangru was stunned and watched as if the big chicken was stuffed into his mouth for a moment, and then saw the fat man staring at the half of the chicken in his hand with green eyes, and stuffed it directly into his mouth without saying a word.
Although the pronunciation was a little vague, Li Xiangru still heard it. He didn't need to hear it, because he had stolen the military letter from the military advisor before, and it was said that a prince named Qiu Hong would come with the army to reward, which was a secret. But this kind of secret has no secret in front of Li Xiangru. The military advisor naturally knows, as long as it is not excessive, and often turns a blind eye to his behavior.
The military advisor and the division commander trained Wei Xiaohu as a successor, of course, Li Xiangru shouldn't know, and they won't let Li Xiangru know.
Li Xiangru wiped his lips, and after being satisfied, he ignored Qiu Hong's complaining eyes, and replied: "My name is Xiaohu! Li Xiaohu, who is loved by everyone in the barracks! You can call me Brother Xiaohu in the future!"
"Uh...... Brother, do you dare me to call you brother?" Qiu Hong said with a smile.
"Well, haven't you eaten enough, have you? Shout a few times brother, I'm happy, I'll get you a few more fish, I'll tell you, I'll get fish...... It's okay to call the boss!"
"Brother, Brother Little Tiger, Big Brother...... Big...... Elder brother...... Boss ......" Qiu Hong shouted intimately, dragging out his accent with a Peking Opera tone.
Forehead...... The children of this royal family are too ...... What's that?
In the face of food, everything is false! This is the principle of foodies.
Li Xiangru glanced at Qiu Hong speechlessly, and then prepared to go down to the river to get fish.
If you accept a royal horse boy, the future will naturally be better, at least this chicken can rely on him.
When the big slap of the man's father raised the ground, he was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: He, are you talking about the chubby little fat man the same size as you...... Bah...... Prince?
Li Xiang nodded like a chicken meter by meter, and said with a look of grievance, it was the little fat man who said he wanted to eat, I just wanted to please him, and let him beautify your face in front of the commander so that you can be promoted and get rid of this big shovel!
When the old man came to his senses, he was furious, Lao Tzu was cooking here well, what kind of official was promoted? If he was promoted, Lao Tzu would tell the commander to let you do something to the brothers in the camp here every day! Stinky boy, full of big talk! Look at Lao Tzu's ass blooming if he doesn't beat it......
Yes...... Dad, what I'm saying is true...... I can ask him to come and confront you face to face...... Wow...... Hurt!...... You're really hard...... Yes...... Help me......
In the barracks, Li Xiangru was beaten and roared, which was always a source of happiness for the big guys. Even Qiu Hong, who originally wanted to go into the room to find Li Xiangru, hid aside and snickered secretly.