I accepted the Sarcasm's suggestion to use all the ghost slaves as sailors on the Victory, and I made my way to the slave market in Waterfall. But when I got here, I found that I had violated one of my knots: I couldn't see this dehumanizing slave trade.

Fortunately, there are many ideas for ridiculing ghosts, and I quickly thought of a workaround. It dragged me out of the slave market, back to the street we had just passed. There are many jewelry shops and ornament shops selling all kinds of gold and silver jewelry, as well as various decorative wearables made of diamonds, agate, crystals and cold jade, which attract many women to buy them.

The sarcastic ghost quickly looked at the goods on display in several jewelry shops, and finally chose one of them, pointed to a seemingly high-end gold hoop in the cabinet and asked the boss, "How much is this?" ”

The golden hoop was glittering with gold, and it looked like it was made of pure gold, and it was quite finely made, carved with intricate patterns, leaving only a small blank space. But even if I don't buy jewelry often, I can see that it is not a golden hoop worn on the head of the monkey, but a collar for the ghost slave to wear around the neck to mark the owner's information!

The owner of the jewelry shop was also asked by the ridicule ghost at that time, and felt inexplicable, and was stunned for a while before replying: "Thirty Yin Yuan." ”

The sarcastic ghost was startled (it is estimated that this is also acting), and said, "Is there a mistake, boss?" Your circle is more expensive than mine! ”

When the boss heard this, he couldn't help but sneer, and said, "This circle is made of pure gold, and it is only used on the most valuable ghost slaves, you can't use it!" ”

"Who said that?" The sarcastic ghost hated it the most, and turned to me and said, "Master, I want that collar!" ”

I was directly stunned, I didn't know what "lines" to say next, and said in my heart: "Why have I become its 'master' again, what kind of medicine is this guy selling in his gourd?" ”

The sarcastic ghost directly ignored my poor acting skills, and turned to the grocery store owner and said, "My master agreed." But he also said that your circle is too expensive, and he will buy it for me if you bid fifteen yin yuan. ”

"No! No way! The owner of the jewelry shop shook his head resolutely, "How can there be a reason to cut half the price when you come up?" At least twenty-eight! ”

"Your lap is worth fifteen!" The sarcastic ghost is definitely a cheeky person, and still continues to bargain: "Na, I can only give seventeen at most." ”

"Seventeen is still too low, how about twenty-five?"

"Eighteen!"

"Twenty-four!"

"Nineteen!"

"Twenty-three!"

"Twenty!"

"Twenty-two!"

"No, just twenty! To sell or not to sell? If you don't sell it, I'll go! ”

"Okay, deal!"

After some "intense" bargaining, the mocker finally lowered the price to a figure that he was satisfied with. The boss didn't seem to feel at a loss, and the deal was done.

"Boss, you can help me engrave the master's name now." The sarcastic ghost turned to look at me and smiled, "Well, let's just engrave the word "win"!" ”

The owner of the jewelry shop was suspicious, holding the collar in his hand but kept looking at me, obviously waiting for my reaction.

I didn't know what the sarcaster meant, but I decided to trust it. Besides, it's only twenty Yin Yuan, which is not a small amount of money for me. So I pulled out my money bag and paid for it.

The owner of the jewelry shop finally believed it, picked up the lettering tool, and neatly engraved the word "win" on the blank space on the pure gold collar. This "victory" can represent me personally, in fact, it can also represent the victory, and it is not a grievance to ridicule the ghost.

The boss carved the lettering, and then handed the collar to the mocker. The sarcastic ghost took it and immediately put it on his neck, and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's quite suitable, wearing it makes me feel like a local tyrant!" ”

The owner of the jewelry shop looked at it and shook his head, as if he thought that this ghost was a little brainless? He actually put on the collar of a ghost slave himself, and he was so happy to be a slave.

He looked at me suspiciously, and seemed to think that I was a genius and a fool, and that I was willing to spend twenty yin yuan to buy a gold collar for such an inconspicuous ghost slave to wear? Obviously, the value of this collar is higher than the value of this ghost slave!

Ignoring the disdainful gaze of the grocery store owner, I pulled the sarcasm aside and asked, "Do you have any idea?" What are you buying this for? ”

The sarcastic ghost smirked and said to me, "Boss, you can watch my performance next." I'll be given the task of selecting ghost slaves in a moment, so you can stay behind and make a show! ”

With that, he dragged me to another clothing store and bought a cloak of high-quality fabric, covering me from head to toe. I looked in the mirror and found that I had become a mysterious rich businessman, and there was a ghost slave with a gold collar around his neck standing beside him, a proper image of a local tyrant.

After putting on my makeup, the mocker took me back to the square where the ghost slave trader was traded, and made me sit on a big rock and pretend to be cool. It confessed, "No matter what I say for a while, you just have to nod your head." Don't give your opinion on the ghost slave I picked, just pay for it. ”

I agreed, and sat down on a high place, pulling my cloak down, and pretending to hide it, but my eyes had been watching curiously for the mocker's next performance.

The Mocker walked to the nearest auction house, where a strong ghost slave was being auctioned. It's a green ghost, and he has no special skills, but he should be good at rough work. The seller first offered forty yin yuan, and after several buyers bid for each other, they called sixty, and the leader of the ghost gang who was in charge of organizing the auction was already counting.

At this time, the sarcastic ghost squeezed through the crowd, got into it and shouted, "I'll give out seventy yin yuan!" ”

The crowd of onlookers was stunned and looked at it in amazement. The leader of the ghost gang frowned and scolded: "Where did you come from, what are you calling nonsense, aren't you afraid that I will arrest you and sell you?" ”

"Humph! Don't you dare? The sarcastic ghost pointed back at me with a big grin, and said, "My master is there, and he has carte blanche to entrust me to participate in the auction!" ”

"Send a ghost slave to bid for a ghost slave? Hey, there's something new today! The leader of the Ghost Gang teased disdainfully.

ridiculed the ghost for showing weakness and letting it take advantage, and directly scolded back: "You don't care if I'm a ghost or a human, as long as I can afford to pay in the end, can't you still get along with the money?"

The leader of the ghost gang choked on it for a moment, looked at me, and then at it, but it seemed that the noble cloak on my body and the gold collar around the neck of the sarcastic ghost really worked, and finally the ghost leader still hesitantly raised his voice slightly, and shouted: "Seventy Yin Yuan, is there any price increase?" ”

When other buyers heard this, they all shook their heads, saying that the price was too high. There are also some people who simply give up the auction and wait to see the jokes of the sarcasm.

In the end, the sarcastic ghost successfully photographed the green ghost with seventy yin yuan. It turned around and ran to me, stretched out its hand and said, "Boss, give money!" ”

As I had agreed beforehand, I took seventy Yin Yuan from my money bag and gave it to the Mocker. The mocking ghost gave the money to the leader of the ghost gang again, and then walked up to the stage and took the green ghost away. At this time, everyone has no opinion, they just think that I, the master, actually trust an inconspicuous gray ghost slave so much, and they are deeply curious, and they all look at me.

However, the sarcastic ghost didn't seem to be enough to be in the limelight, and said to the leader of the ghost gang: "Hey, you're auctioning off one by one, it's such a waste of time!" Or, you let me go directly to see those ghost slaves under your stage, I will pick out the ones that are pleasing to the eye first, and finally put them all together and then calculate the total price, how about it? ”

When the leader of the ghost gang heard this, he immediately became kind and pleasant, and thought, "Is this a big customer?" ”

It hurriedly said, "Good, good! You pick first, and then we will negotiate if you pick it! ”

But the other buyers were not happy, complaining: "Hey, you can't do this auction yet?" What's the matter of hanging so many of us here? ”

The leader of the ghost gang replied very dryly: "Wait a minute, when it is finished, the remaining ghost slaves will be auctioned on the stage!" ”

"you!"

When those buyers heard this, there was a commotion again, and then most of them left at once. But buying and selling has always been profit-oriented, how can individual customers compare with large customers? The leader of the ghost gang is not stupid, so naturally he has to ensure that he makes a big deal first!

The sarcastic ghost picked and chose among the group of ghost slaves with a big grin, and finally picked eleven more ghost slaves out. Then, the mocker and the gang leader began a fierce bargain. The two sides could be said to be chess opponents, and they argued for a quarter of an hour before finally agreeing on the price, which was a total of eight hundred and fifty Yin Yuan.

The mocker came to me again to get the money. Without saying a word, I just threw it a money bag and said, "There are a total of 3,000 Yin Yuan in it, you can do it yourself!" ”

The sarcastic ghost was very proud when he heard this, and turned around with his money bag in his hand and went over to settle the account. The leader of the ghost gang was also happy when he got the money, and after completing this big deal, he directly closed the stall and drove the remaining ghost slaves back to the slave shed.

I bought eleven ghost slaves at one time, and I sold so generously that the sarcastic ghost and I immediately attracted crowds of onlookers in this slave market. In particular, the leaders of the ghost gang who sold ghost slaves came to lobby one after another, wanting to sell their business.

I didn't answer anything according to the sarcastic ghost's explanation, and only followed it and pretended to be cool and pretended to be a local tyrant. As a result, the sarcastic ghost wearing the gold collar became the focus of this slave market, and such a short gray ghost was surrounded by a group of big ghost leaders, and they all competed to curry favor with it.

I didn't feel this scene, and other individual buyers in the slave market were also surprised, all pointing and discussing, and even following behind to watch the excitement.