"No!" The spiritual guy's brother has never looked so resolute, "Push me light!" ”

"Huh? Push light, you're not kidding, are you? ”

"Hurry up, I'm in a hurry!"

"What, out of love? Sharpen your ambition and start all over again? ”

"No!" The elder brother turned around, stared at the TV and said, "Join the army, I want to join the army!"

"You're not kidding?"

"How could I be joking about such a thing!"

The elder brother closed his eyes and said word by word in the flying hair: "I thought that after I was rejected to join the army last time, I was destined to spend my life on the dirty streets."

"But now, the country needs soldiers, and it needs soldiers who can raise the flag of Kyushu, if I don't go, I will regret it for the rest of my life!"

"Raise my Kyushu flag, shake my Kyushu national prestige!"

"I'm going to show my relatives who laugh at me all the time that I'm not a bastard waiting to die."

"I also have ideals, and I also want to join the army to serve the country, follow in the footsteps of my parents, and step into the military camp."

"I'm not a waste, and I don't want to disgrace my parents who died in battle."

"Now 20 million conscripts, I, must join the army!"

In the small barbershop, people looked at this former spiritual guy in amazement, he changed, became vivid and three-dimensional.

The country is a country, and only then can there be a home, this is the ancestral motto engraved in the bones of every Kyushu people.

At present, the website of the information department, which has been published on the Internet to register for joining the army, originally thought that 10 servers were enough, but in less than three hours, all 10 servers were paralyzed because they were fully loaded.

In the central information department, Zheng Tianhe gave an order to countless staff: "Hire a domestic network company to build a thousand large-scale network servers at all costs!"

"50 million people must be online at the same time!"

"If you can't, you're all going to court martial!"

That night, under the tremendous pressure of the Central Information Department, Penguin took the lead in leading a domestic network company to set up a thousand super servers overnight for conscription needs.

A thousand large recruitment sites, enough for 50 million people online at the same time!

And the Central Information Department is also evacuating the influx of netizens overnight, diverting them to 1,000 super servers.

However, even so, many servers were paralyzed that night due to full loads.

At the same time, the conscription notice of Kyushu was soon known to countries around the world.

Countries around the world were shocked, and the eyes of the whole world were on Kyushu.

Especially in the country of Mijian, from the big boss of the capital to the small cleaner who sweeps the streets, everyone looked at Kyushu in surprise and horror.

"Is Kyushu going to start a world war?"

"Conscription of 20 million, is it possible that the Kyushu National Military Department is an idiot, not to mention whether it can maintain 20 million active soldiers, let's just say that they may recruit enough soldiers?"

"Crazy, crazy, Kyushu is crazy!"

"Kyushu Country, this is showing our muscles to Mi Jianguo!"

"Intolerable, intolerable!"

"This conscription in Kyushu will inevitably become a farce!"

"No country can recruit 20 million soldiers in peacetime!"

"It is absolutely impossible for Kyushu to complete the conscription!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Not to mention the six-month conscription period, even if it is a two-year conscription period, it is impossible for Kyushu to complete the conscription!"

"If the Kyushu Kingdom can complete the conscription within half a year, I will commit suicide on behalf of the Sakura Country!"

"On behalf of Mao Ziguo, I take an ice cube bath in winter!"

"Don't fool people upstairs, who doesn't know that your Mao Ziguo is dozens of degrees below zero in winter, and taking a zero-degree ice cube bath is like taking a hot bath for you!"

"Downstairs, are you questioning Mao Ziguo under the great Marxism?"

All in all, none of the world's netizens believe that Kyushu will be able to complete the conscription within half a year.

Even the boss of Mi Jian Guopu said: "According to the words of Kyushu, they are bringing humiliation on themselves!"

However, the reality is quite the opposite......

When Lu Yu returned home, the messages on his mobile phone were bombarding, but when he opened it, he saw that it was 99+ in one minute in the senior high school graduation group

"Look, our country's military department is crazy! Twenty million conscriptions! ”

"Have you read the notice, there are benefits for joining the army, and you can get 400,000 yuan after two years of compulsory soldiers!"

"Damn, I want to go too, what you said, now the benefits of joining the army are so good?"

"Who knows, anyway, the military department is now crazy about recruitment, and my parents are already persuading me to join the army immediately after the start of college."

"I rely on me, the military registration website has collapsed again, and it has collapsed five times in this hour!"

"No, doesn't it say on the Internet that a registration website can accommodate a million people online at the same time?"

"No, no, no, I have to go to the on-site registration location set up by the military department, I hope there will be fewer people."

"Nima, don't say it, people are at the registration point, and the scene is crowded."

Immediately after, a photo appeared in the group.

As soon as they saw this photo, everyone in the graduating group widened their eyes.

"This ...... It can't be, right? ”

"Nima, what's impossible, I'll fill out the form on the spot, believe it or not!"

In the photo, there is a small military headquarters registration point, but it is surrounded by people, and the compact crowd is even beyond the boundary.

"Damn, this registration point is actually in the city's largest Century Plaza?"

"The last time there was a meeting of 5,000 people in Century Square, I never saw such a crowd!"

"Oh yes, what about the top student in our class? After the college entrance examination, I haven't seen him speak in the group, this is to fly to the immortal realm of Tsinghua University and Peking University, and forget about me and other ordinary people. ”

Lu Yu: "......"

"That's right, with a score of 658 in the college entrance examination, the first science champion in Jiangnan, I never dreamed that I would appear in our class."

"Lu Dashen, Lu Dashen, are you there, you won't be peeping at the screen, right?"

Lu Yu sighed and typed: "I'm here, don't call Lu Dashen, shy."

"Hehe, Lu Dashen, you are the pride of our Yangcheng, which university are you going to apply for?"

Lu Yu: "I won't go to college."

"Huh?" At this time, the head teacher also hurriedly participated: "Lu Yu, don't be a fool, you don't go to college as a top student in the college entrance examination, where will you go?"

Lu Yu: "I won't go to college, I'll join the army."

"Huh? Damn, Lu Dashen is also going to join the army? This Nima is not allowed to make ** rockets? ”

"Don't say it, no one in the whole school doesn't know that Lu Dashen likes to engage in those weird electronic gadgets the most."

"Nima, don't talk about it, the news affects me to fill out the army form!"

“……”

Turning off his mobile phone, Lu Yu came to the window, and in front of him was the crowded Century Square.

The noise, shouting, and barking of dogs turned the entire Century Plaza registration point into a hot stove.

The inside and outside are three floors, and there are Kyushu nationals who have come to sign up for the army.

"Huh." Lu Yu smiled lightly: "The recruitment of the Kyushu Military Department, how can it be so difficult as the international community?"