"No, it's just a story about me and some of the women in the Hokage."

Chen Fan waved his hand and said lightly.

“？？？”

Tao Bao's fat face was confused.

Brother Fan is probably teasing me, right?

Tao Bao obviously didn't believe it.

"Brother Fan, if you want to tell me about it too, it's best to have some details."

Tao Bao continued with great anticipation.

“……”

"Fuck off!"

"Drive again!"

"I've been driving a little more frequently lately, why, it's all because of you!"

Chen Fan said: "Take me badly!" ”

"The eldest sister arrived, and she got out of the way!"

At this moment, a playful and crisp voice sounded.

"Teacher Tao!"

Chen Fan turned his head, looking forward to it.

After all, Tao Piaopiao rarely wears clothes repeatedly, so he wants to see what Mr. Tao is wearing today, who is cosplaying?

"Sun Shangxiang?"

Chen Fan raised his eyebrows, and immediately recognized who Teacher Tao was imitating.

"Teacher Tao, your outfit is not suitable for fighting, is it?"

Chen Fan glanced at Teacher Tao's hem, and then asked, "Your enemy, I'm afraid it's very good-eyed." ”

Tao Bao has never dared to Tao Piaopiao, but at this moment, he couldn't help but speak: "Yes, Piaopiao, you should wear a pair of leggings!" ”

"Do you want to make a shot? Satisfy you! ”

Tao Piaopiao looked at Chen Fan, too lazy to take care of Tao Bao, and said.

"Uh......"

Chen Fan suddenly felt his throat dry.

Don't be like that!

Why is it always me!

The system tortures me, and Mr. Tao tortures me!

I'm so hard!

"That...... Let's talk about something else. ”

Chen Fan finally restrained himself.

"Except for the cannonballs, this sister has nothing else to communicate with you."

Tao Piaopiao said.

"Piao Piao, you're wearing too little! Hurry up and go back for a change, it's still too late! ”

Tao Bao frowned and urged.

It's really heartbreaking to be a brother!

"Are you also a fan of Sister Ben?"

Tao Piaopiao asked.

“……”

Tao Bao was helpless, and spoke again: "Piaopiao, you are too man!" ”

"The point is, if others don't treat you as a man, they will look where they shouldn't."

"You believe brother, I know men best!"

Chen Fan glanced at Tao Bao, how many men did he offend with his words!

"Lady or something, I don't care about it."

Tao Piaopiao said.

“……”

"Stop making trouble!"

It was rare for Tao Bao to be so persistent, and immediately continued.

"To get a bullet? Satisfy you! ”

Tao Piaopiao also said that her sister was very angry, but her expression and even her expression were very similar to Sun Shangxiang's words in the game!

Dedication!

Chen Fan secretly admired.

Tao Bao was shaken with fat all over his body, he naturally knew that his sister was already a little angry like this.

He knew his sister too well.

Next, if he continues like this, he estimates that he will suffer a big loss afterwards!

However, I really know men too well!

Believe it or not, if the opponent is a man, he can be distracted!

I don't even have the heart to fight at all!

"Piaopiao, just listen to me, go back."

Tao Bao gritted his teeth and decided that even if he was abused, he would stick to his point of view.

"An unpopular guy who doesn't know how to waste artillery fire."

Tao Piaopiao was too lazy to take care of Tao Bao.

Still not going back!

I have to, what Tao Piaopiao decided is really difficult to change.

This is clearly a habitual occurrence.

But she didn't do anything wrong!

Tao Bao said that he was very tired, rubbed his temples, and was thinking about how to persuade his sister.

"That...... I'll say two words. ”

Chen Fanwan looked directly at Tao Bao and said, "Tao Bao, you are worried that Mr. Tao's opponent's focus is crooked, right?" ”

"I know ...... about men"

Tao Bao just wanted to open his mouth to continue, but Chen Fan interrupted directly.

Brother, you will thank me!

Otherwise, you will be sprayed to death by the majority of male compatriots!

"Perhaps, that's what Mr. Tao thinks?"

"It's better to win the game, isn't it?"

Chen Fan thought illogically for a moment.

"Huh?"

Tao Bao was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and immediately shook his head frantically, saying, "That's even worse!" ”

"How can you sacrifice your hue in order to win the game?"

"What has become of this?"

Tao Bao disagreed even more.

"Safety pants!"

"Have you forgotten that there is an invention in this world that is spurned by the majority of male compatriots?"

Chen Fan reminded.

He felt that Tao Bao's concern was messed up!

"yes."

Tao Bao scratched his head, his face was abrupt, and at the same time his expression was relieved.

Then, he smiled embarrassedly at Tao Piaopiao and said, "Piaopiao, you should wear safety pants, right?" ”

“3，2……”

Tao Piaopiao stared at Tao Bao and spoke.

“？”

Tao Bao was stunned, what do you mean?

Why do you pronounce Arabic numerals?

"Let's go!"

Chen Fan reacted and immediately reminded him.

“1，boom！”

Tao Piaopiao's voice came out immediately, and then kicked out.

"Bang!"

Tao Bao staggered, holding the fat behind him, snorted, and jumped up.

"What's it called?"

"Come up, come up, scare me!"

At this moment, the referee on a martial arts stage stared at Tao Bao dissatisfied, and said, "Hurry up and fight." ”

"Oh, good!"

Tao Bao hurriedly endured the pain and got up and went to the martial arts stage.

He didn't want to miss a place in the top 10 of the academy!

That's all credits!

"Hit wherever you want."

Tao Piaopiao snorted and said.

"Haha, don't be too cool!"

Chen Fan continued.

Hearing this, Tao Piaopiao glanced at Chen Fan, the meaning was very clear, why did you rob me of my lines?

"Tao Piaopiao!"

At this moment, another voice sounded, and it was Tao Piaopiao's turn to play.

Tao Bao's worried situation did not appear, because Tao Piaopiao's enemy was too weak, just a reserve warrior, and was crushed and defeated by Tao Piaopiao with both hands.

"Bang!"

In the end, he was kicked off the stage by Tao Piaopiao.

"100 shots"

Tao Piaopiao said a word, and then got off the stage.

"This arrangement, on purpose, right?"

Seeing Tao Bao then easily won the first game.

Chen Fan found one point, as if in this first game, the gap between the two sides of the battle is relatively large, and there is no suspense at all.

"This is to avoid strong people from encountering in advance."

"In this competition, there is no draw and no fair one."

Tao Bao continued: "But don't worry, Brother Fan, there is no possibility for the Martial Arts Club to change the quota for the competition, they just maintain order, hygiene, etc., and do some chores." ”

"The referees are all tutors from other academies!"

"Well, that's right."

Chen Fan nodded, indicating that he understood.

"Chen Fan!"

When this voice sounded, Chen Fan knew that his first game was about to start!

"Come on Brother Fan!"

Tao Bao said: "You should be careful not to shoot too hard, otherwise it will be easy to distract others, destroy the friendship between each other's classmates, and it will be very embarrassing to meet in the future......"

Tao Bao began to chatter.

"Whoosh!"

Chen Fan didn't bother to listen to him, went directly to the stage, and then finished with one punch.

Tao Bao: "......"