Chapter 207: Pain Points That Can't Be Mentioned
"Can you take a snack, the armor inside you is so heavy, can you put it on directly?" The soybean grunted out of a hurry.
Because the little orange couldn't wear it, she was also sweating profusely.
"No, I can't take my armor off, it's something I managed to get together, and it's a pity to throw it away!"
"What's the use of your broken armor, it's not only heavy, but also in the way, now it's a small life that matters, or this garbage armor is important!" Huang Dou was a little angry, and couldn't help but raise his voice a lot.
Just when the two of them were squirming and arguing about whether to take off their armor, the soldiers sleeping on the mat were woken up, and five or six people, seeing that outsiders had broken in, slowly got up and surrounded the soybeans and small oranges that were still arguing and did not feel the enemy surrounding them at all.
Little Orange, who was still keen on his armor uniform, looked up to persuade the soybeans for the last time, and saw the enemy slowly approaching.
The little orange, whose mouth was wide open and was already nervous and couldn't make a sound, saw a soldier carrying a bench and smashing it heavily on the head of the soybean.
"What are you doing! I'm talking to you about things! Why are your mouths so wide open? Huang Dou looked frightened when he saw the little orange, and said with a surprised face.
Just when Huang Dou was still confused, the stool that was about to hit his head was quickly transformed into a big hand by Huang Dou's hair, which he felt was in danger, grabbed the soldier's arm, threw it wildly, and flew out with the bench.
Woman: "It's so dangerous, but fortunately, my mind is in time." ”
Man: "That's it, this stupid dog only knows how to educate others, if it weren't for the two of us, he would have been educated by others today!" ”
Hearing the sound of something flying out, Huang Dou also hurriedly looked back, and saw several soldiers standing behind him in a bit of a daze, and immediately hurriedly divided three by five, and beat wildly.
When I saw the other party, with a blue nose and swollen face, Huang Dou couldn't help but shrug his shoulders and said, "It's still comfortable to wear this cloth clothes!" ”
"Boss! You're amazing! The little orange behind him saw that at such a dangerous moment just now, he could make Soybeans save the day, and he couldn't help but worship with a happy face.
"It's nothing! You better hurry up and change your clothes, let's get out quickly is the most important thing! Huang Dou said, looking at the soldiers who fell to the ground to make sure that there were still no dead, for fear of reporting the news.
"Boss, I've changed it!" The little orange will finally change her clothes and show it in front of Soybean.
"Oops! I can't really watch it! Huang Dou was dumbfounded, and saw that Little Orange finally wore his battle armor inside, and put on a soldier's uniform outside, looking nondescript, which was really ugly.
Couldn't care about so much, Soybean walked out with the little orange. As soon as he opened the tent, he saw a dense crowd of soldiers, already surrounded by himself.
The torch shone brightly, and the little orange couldn't help but swallow nervously when he saw this posture.
"Old... Top dog! What should we do? I won't die this time! Little Orange looked horrified.
Seeing that he had been surrounded, Huang Dou took a few steps back, although his face did not move, but his eyes were observing everything around him.
"Don't be afraid, when there will be a war, you will follow me, and I will try to protect you!" Soybean whispered to the bloated ball-like little orange behind him.
"Good, good!" The little orange hurriedly responded, and his hand was also clutching the corner of the soybean's clothes.
"Who are you? Dare to break into our barracks in the middle of the night, and even wear the clothes of our barracks, are you enemy spies who came in the middle of the night to find out about us? I saw a general wearing a battle armor walking on the opposite side, with eight-character eyebrows and almond eyes, and when he spoke, his eyes widened, and he looked domineering.
"No, it's not! Big brother, you misunderstood us, I said we were passing, do you believe it? Huang Dou looked helpless, at this time, even if he told the truth, the other party should think that he was a stupid hat and lied to them!
"Haha!"
"Humph! You really treat me like a three-year-old hairy child, you can come up with such a childish excuse to deceive me, come on, go and arrest these two boys, put them on the fire, and roast and eat meat! ”
"What? They eat human flesh too! Hearing the general on the other side say this, the little orange was suddenly frightened, and quickly pulled the soybean back a few steps.
Man: "What the hell is the situation, if you don't say the right thing in three sentences, you have to eat people!" ”
Woman: "This general is really brutal!" I think this battle must be fought! ”
"Nonsense! I'm the most ruthless others roasted me and eaten, there are thousands of ways to eat in the world, boiling, stir-frying, steaming, you don't just allow it, you like to bake, are you looking for death! Huang Dou was poked by the other party, one got up and ran, and then a ghost kick with many feet that he couldn't see clearly, and after beating the unsuspecting general with a blue nose and swollen face, he rotated in place at 360 degrees, kicked his legs, and kicked the general away.
"Ah~!"
"Bang~"
After the soldiers on the other side saw that their general was beaten, they flew out in a perfect arc in an instant, and suddenly there was a burst of force, because the soybeans completed this series of actions, and it only took less than a minute, so they all thought that they were wrong, dumbfounded, and quickly rubbed them, and found that the general who was standing just now was indeed gone, and instantly boiled, and quickly took the contradiction, and rushed towards the soybeans.
"Oops, it's over! It's over! Boss, there are so many people, even if we don't get killed, if there is a stampede, we will be trampled into pulp! When the little orange saw the enemy coming overwhelmingly, he was so frightened that his hands trembled.
Hearing Xiao Chengzi say this, Huang Dou couldn't help but pout, and said, "What are you afraid of, I will beat all this rabble down in the next second!" ”
After speaking, Huang Dou suddenly raised the little orange with one hand, shook it hard, and said, "You go to a safe place in front and wait for me first!" ”
"Ah~!"
The little orange was frightened, grabbed his bloody sword, and flew out in an imperfect arc.
"Bang!"
"Oops, I'll go! It hurts me! When he fell to the ground, he felt that his body was hollowed out, and he touched his buttocks with his hand, and found that it was not as painful as he imagined, and he couldn't help but say happily: "Hey! Thanks to the fact that I didn't throw this armor, the things that cost money are just good, and when they are thrown so far, there is nothing on them! After looking around, the silent little orange got up, only to find that the reason why his butt was not broken just now was not the credit of the battle armor, but the fact that the general who had been crushed to death by himself made his own human flesh pad.
"Oops, I'll go! Death is so miserable! Seeing that the general who might have been crushed to death by himself, the little orange looked frightened, and hurriedly ran to the top of the mountain, wanting to stand high, see far away, and see how his boss swept through thousands of troops.
Seeing that the little orange had been successfully thrown away by himself, Soybean was also a lot more relieved, so that he could beat the enemy with peace of mind.
The soldiers who had already surrounded the beans saw the sharp yellow light in the soybeans' eyes and their fangs exposed, and they were a little afraid, although they all held spears and shields in their hands, they did not dare to rush up.