The toilet at Uncle Jiu's house is a pure dry toilet.

The prime minister stood in it, smelling the stench coming from his nose, and instantly sobered up.

Whoa......

The clear sound of running water seemed to resound throughout Uncle Jiu's house.

Suddenly!

The prime minister found that his water had turned red, and he was immediately shocked, and his eyes couldn't help but widen.

"I ...... My kidneys ......"

The prime minister looked at his own little by little along the water, but found that he didn't see anything, and the whole person couldn't help but be stunned, and his upper and lower lips trembled.

It's not that it's gone, it's because it's too dark, and he's old and his eyes aren't good, so he can't see the protruding one......

But...... How do you see that the water is red?

The prime minister panicked,

What should not be seen is now visible, and it is clear that someone wants to see what others want to see.

"Chirp!"

Just as the prime minister was about to lift his pants and run out, a strange cry came.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, don't beat me, don't eat me, don't kill me!"

The prime minister turned around and ran out, this speed is comparable to the uncle and aunt who grabbed free eggs in the supermarket in later generations.

What frightened the prime minister was that the sound of "chirping" had been ringing in his ears, and the aftermath was lingering forever.

You must know that when people are running, their ears are full of wind, and even if someone is shouting next to him, he can't hear it at all.

So...... The prime minister knew he was hearing what others wanted to hear.

The audio-visual and audio-visual senses were all arranged, which made the prime minister panic.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what can I do?"

What the prime minister was even more afraid of was that the scene in front of him was also fake, even if Liu Feng had already appeared in his sight.

"Little brother, little brother, help!"

The prime minister roared, but found that Liu Feng didn't pay attention to him at all, and his mood became more and more nervous.

"Is it also fake?"

In order to confirm whether this was true or not, the prime minister stepped forward directly and slapped Liu Feng's face.

Whether it's true or not, verifying it is the most important thing!

The prime minister didn't care if Liu Feng would settle accounts with him later, and the moment he came to Liu Feng's side, he directly stretched out his hand and slapped it against Liu Feng's face.

……

"Huh?"

Liu Feng originally made a fortune in his sleep, but suddenly felt that he was squeezed out of the line.

This feels like he was sleeping in bed, but he was kicked down by his wife, although Liu Feng didn't have a wife at all.

"What are you doing, Nightmare?"

Liu Feng hadn't reacted to what had happened.

"Yourself...... See ......"

Ever since the Demon of Hushan had injected some of the corpse qi into Liu Feng's body, the tenacity of Liu Feng's soul had increased dramatically.

When the demon is in possession, he is able to see everything from the first perspective, which feels like sitting in the passenger seat and watching someone else drive.

After hearing the words of the demon, Liu Feng lowered his gaze to the front and found that under the moonlight, the prime minister was standing in front of him, raising his hands, his five fingers spread, and his face was embarrassed.

And his own hand clasped the wrist of the prime minister, stopping his movements.

This means that the prime minister wanted to slap himself, but he was noticed by the demon and controlled his body in time to restrain the prime minister.

"Also...... ...... you"

The control of the body once again returned to Liu Feng's body.

"What are you going to do?"

Liu Feng looked at the prime minister coldly.

"Little brother, I'm ......"

The prime minister's lips pursed, and he couldn't say anything for a while.

Just now, he found that the sleeping boss suddenly raised his hand and grabbed him, and the cold eyes made the prime minister feel strange.

Now, although this look is cold, it is very different from just now!

"Something's wrong?"

Liu Feng believed that the prime minister knew in his heart and would not suddenly come to beat him.

"Well, I've been chirping in my ears......"

Liu Feng: "??? ”

What is the chirp?

Haw...... Is there a sound?

Isn't it just the trumpet......

"You're old and have tinnitus, right?"

"Little brother, there really is!"

"Chirp...... Chirp ......"

Liu Feng's face sank, did he really have a voice?

"What's that? Hurry up and give Lao Tzu out! ”

Why do you sleep here?

Isn't it just to wait for the mess in Uncle Nine's house to come out?

"Chirp chirp ......"

"You're too moldy!"

"Chirp ......"

Bang!

A petite figure landed in front of Liu Feng from the sky, looking at Liu Feng curiously, two big eyes blinking like stars.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

At the first sight of the little zombie, Liu Feng was not afraid or reacted excessively, but just looked at the little zombie quietly with a smile on his face.

Finally, the little guy who has been wondering about the ability to change Uncle Nine's mind finally appeared!

"Wow, that's so cute!"

When Liu Qing saw the little zombie for the first time, she let out a woman's coquettish moan, stepped forward and squatted down to pinch the flesh on the little zombie's face.

But, the little zombie is a zombie, and the meat is too hard!

Can't pinch at all!

The expression on Liu Qing's face did not change, he was still happy, holding the little zombie's face with both hands, pouting and wanting to kiss it.

"Wow!"

The little zombie took a step back and dodged Liu Qing's mouthful.

Liu Qing is now a human, and the gas he breathes out is yang energy, for an evil thing like a little zombie, he doesn't like yang energy!

"Here you go!"

Liu Feng beckoned to the little zombie and motioned for the little guy to come over and let him see.

However, the little zombie held its mouth and turned around and jumped into the distance.

It seems that he hates Liu Feng!

"How do I feel like he's hating me?"

Liu Feng said secretly in his heart.

"He hates you...... Breath...... Corpse...... Exclusion of ...... of the same kind"

"So he can tell I'm a zombie?"

"Yes...... Your breath ...... He is familiar with ......"

"Why is he familiar with my breath?"

"Back then...... Four Zombie ...... Ascending to the Queen...... ...... by me Ate ......"

Liu Feng: "........."

In this way, Liu Feng has a demon in his body, and the demon has four zombie ancestor bloodlines in his body, and the little zombie who also has a certain ancestor bloodline can detect the ancestral breath in Liu Feng's body, so he hates Liu Feng.

"You're ruthless enough to eat zombies!"

"Fragrant ......"

"Then you can't eat indiscriminately!"

"Make up ......"

"That's right!"

The little zombie was leaving, Liu Feng went up and stopped him, trapped in the house, and put on a very serious look.

The little zombie was timid, obediently afraid to speak, and stood honestly in front of Liu Feng with a look of grievance.

"Boss, don't be so fierce to him, he's so cute!"

"I didn't kill him!"

Liu Feng looked helpless,

"He really doesn't have a fierce little zombie, why does Liu Qing, a stupid girl, say that he is a fierce little zombie?"

"Chirp ......"

The little zombie suddenly raised his finger and pointed at Liu Feng, to be precise, pointing at the bracelet on Liu Feng's right hand.

Liu Feng raised his wrist and glanced at it, and then the whole person was furious.

", what about Lao Tzu's merits?"