"Let's find the second dog to fight!"

"Ease your mind."

This is a good solution that Chen Fan has recently found to eliminate irritability.

"Today is the first time I have become my sister, I enjoy her house, her cosmetics, and the him I have always dreamed of, he did not find my replacement, my parents and I have long thought about this, but it is just sacrificing a sister."

"His tenderness to me made me even more jealous of my sister, and I would go to the basement from time to time to bring her some fun."

"After that, I left the basement and ran to him, and when I was intoxicated with love, he raised the dagger from behind."

"I was lying in a pool of blood, and all I could see was my rough hand reaching out to him, but there was nothing I could do."

"He: 'I knew from the first time I saw you that you weren't her, damn it!' ”

"Excuse me, who's dead?"

Chen Fan is chatting with Chen Ergou now, without any greetings, just start telling the story directly.

Chen Ergou replied in seconds: "This is very simple!" ”

"Rough hands are the key!"

"These are two Rao perspectives, the previous paragraph I imprisoned my sister, my sister killed and imprisoned her sister came out, and then my boyfriend killed my sister as someone who replaced my sister."

"Actually, my boyfriend killed my sister."

"As a result, two women fought for a man, and in the end they all died."

Chen Fan: "Two women fight for a foam... This is a mystery story, can this be associated with other aspects? ”

"A group of friends climbed Zhu Feng, and in the morning, a girl was not feeling well and stayed in the base camp."

"Her boyfriend climbed up with a large number of friends, but in the evening, everyone came back, but her boyfriend had an accident and couldn't come back together, everyone was afraid that she wouldn't be able to think about it, comforted her, and accompanied her."

"In the second half of the night, everyone left one after another, and suddenly, her boyfriend's face was bloody, broke into the door, pulled her up, turned around and ran, she was scared to death."

"Her boyfriend told her that while climbing the mountain, there was an avalanche, and only he survived, and everyone else died!"

"Excuse me, who is dead?"

Chen Ergou didn't say anything, he just started telling a story.

Chen Fan: "I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in my boyfriend's broken mouth!" ”

Chen Ergou: "......"

"Also, is the door broken? Why don't you open the door or knock on it, but break it? ”

Chen Fan continued.

Chen Ergou: "......"

"Don't worry about the details, or it's boring."

Hearing this, Chen Fan said: "Three possibilities." ”

"First, the daily routine of domestic dramas: these people died before they even reached the mountain, the heroine survived, everything is the heroine's fantasy;"

"Second, everyone is afraid that she is afraid, accompany her, and know that his boyfriend is back, everyone guesses that he will leave with peace of mind."

"Third, everyone wanted to kill her boyfriend, but her boyfriend escaped halfway, everyone was worried that he would come back, so they waited for the rabbit, but they didn't have the patience to leave, but he was guarding by the side, and when everyone left, he came out, but he thought he was dead talking about his girlfriend, and was scared to death, and then he killed everyone, and finally committed suicide."

Chen Ergou: "Yes, it's comprehensive!" ”

Chen Fan: "I'm in a bad mood, let's have some funny stories, let's not talk about this." ”

In fact, he looked at the shadows outside the window, the cold wind howling around him, and the strange and terrifying sound sounded, and his heart was a little hairy!

"I'll do it first."

Chen Fan said: "In physics class, when the teacher talked about energy transfer, he said: 'It is impossible for an object to grow thick and grow at the same time', and then, a girl suddenly laughed. ”

Then the whole class laughed.

Finally, the teacher laughed too!

Chen Ergou: "One day, Ming sent a microwave, and a team of strange men and women chatted happily in the Ming microwave, and replied to each other more than 20 times, just when they asked each other for contact information, Ming deleted the microwave. ”

Chen Fan: "In the middle of the night, Ming's girlfriend wanted to eat hot and sour noodles, Ming cooked the noodles and found that there was no vinegar at home, only chili peppers were put in, Ming Duan went over to ask his girlfriend to make do with it, and his girlfriend was furious: 'What is hot and sour noodles called without acid?' It's not what I want at all, you don't love me anymore! ’”

"Ming Dao: 'Let's break up, you will pay me back the money I gave you', my girlfriend panicked instantly and cried, and Ming immediately asked: 'Are you sad?' , your girlfriend takes you a small head, and Ming puts the bowl in front of your girlfriend: 'Quick, eat while you're eating!' ’”

……

A moment later.

Chen Fan's mood was finally no longer depressed, and then he connected with Sister Yi and prepared to talk to Sister Yi.

Because, it's New Year's Day!

I can't give any gifts, but it's okay to talk.

He sent a message first: "Sister Yi, can you video it?" ”

He didn't speak.

In case Sister Yi is fighting, or there is danger beside her, click on the voice, wouldn't it be dangerous?

"Yes."

Shi Yi quickly replied: "I'm staying in a high-rise room now, and the surrounding sound insulation is not bad. ”

"Oh."

Chen Fan looked overjoyed, and immediately opened a video invitation without hesitation.

"Sister Yi, I've lost weight recently."

Chen Fan saw Sister Yi's familiar face, and immediately said happily: "Is it reasonable to lose weight again?" You're not giving other girls a chance to show off their bodies! ”

"You're poor."

Shi Yi chuckled lightly and said.

It could be seen that she was a little relaxed at the moment.

Perhaps, only when she chats with Chen Fan, she will be like this.

Other times, no matter what she was doing, her spirit was tense, even when she returned to the base city of northern Henan, it was the same!

Chen Fan obviously also captured Shi Yi's mood was more relaxed, and his heart was sweet.

"How are you feeling working alone lately?"

Shi Yi asked.

"It's okay, basically two or three to complete an A-level mission, and you won't get hurt."

Chen Fan said.

"Not bad."

After a pause, Shi Yi looked at Chen Fan and said, "Seeing that there is a faint anxiety and hesitation between your eyebrows, is there anything wrong?" ”

“？？？”

Chen Fan was stunned, can you see this through the screen?

Without saying a word, Chen Fan gave Shi Yi a thumbs up and said, "Cow! ”

"I'm on an S-class mission right now, hunting an Abyss Giant, but it's obviously impossible to continue to ensure that I won't be injured and complete the mission without danger."

"So ......"

Chen Fan's words are not finished, but the meaning is already very clear.

"You've made your choice."

Shi Yi said: "Isn't it? ”

"Uh......"

"Sister Yi, you still understand me."

Chen Fan was stunned for a moment, then nodded seriously.