Chapter Eighty-Nine: I Feel Like I'm the Most Beautiful Boy
I've been unlucky lately, and I finally encountered a good thing, how could I miss it. Then it's better to take a little more things at his house, I don't need money anyway, I won't refuse this. So he cheekily said: "In addition, bring me some glutinous rice, red rope, incense candles, mirrors, white wine, and the wine is preferably 52 degrees glutinous rice wine, if you don't have it, you can do it at 45 degrees." ”
The lean boss's expression lit up instantly, and he seemed to be quite speechless at me.
In the world, how can there be such a thin-skinned person.
I got a bargain and wanted more.
For a while, his expression changed slightly, and he said angrily: "I'm only doing dead people's business here, and I don't have any of these things you want, so let's go." ”
There is one more thing that I haven't gotten my hands on, and that is the human fire lamp.
This kind of baby is a rare treasure, and now that I've met it, I'm going to get it!
This thing can show the way.
It's to show the way to the Shade.
If the Yin soul wants to return from the underworld to the yang world, it has to rely on the guiding light. This man's fire lamp is the best choice.
If you miss this store, I'm afraid you won't be able to meet it again.
I've been talking about it, all kinds of coquettish and cute, relying on the boss to ask him to sell me one, but the boss refuses to live or die.
I know that this thing must be quite troublesome to make, even as a work of art, it is quite difficult.
Speaking of which, I helped him with the blue lanterns. Although this blue lantern is not a ghost lantern in the traditional sense, I feel that it seems to be sharper than the traditional ghost lantern.
There is also the small bronze fish, which I observed with the Immortal Technique, and there is still a trace of black gas on it, indicating that this thing is not so simple.
The two are still a couple, and one must have something to worry about.
There's a good chance I've been cheated by this boss.
I don't care, though.
Being able to help him solve the ghost lamp is equivalent to saving his life. It's a good deed, and I've accumulated a little bit of yin virtue. Who has always made me so virtuous and so great?
The more the boss refused, the more I stayed in his shop, saying that I would not leave.
When it comes to playing the cheeky spirit, I haven't lost to anyone yet.
As long as the effort is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle. As long as you are thick-skinned, being invincible in the world is not a dream.
In the end, that boss was really annoyed by me.
I thought in my heart that it was the first time he had met a guest like me.
In the end, I reluctantly gave me the broken candle.
Hey
I don't mind that.
The candle was broken in two, and it didn't work yet. This man's candle broke in two, and it became two candles, and I earned it.
The shopkeeper repeatedly advised: "Broken candles are more difficult than ordinary candles, don't ask me why, and besides, I don't need to say this, you also know, this thing, don't use it if you can use it in the future, otherwise, whoever uses it knows." ”
No way
What's going on?
Is there a price to be paid for lighting people's fire lamps?
Regarding the human fire lamp, the blind man's diary is only a passing mention, and there is no detailed record. So I don't know much.
No matter, the good baby gets it first, and as for how to use it, let's talk about it later.
When I agreed, I hurriedly picked up the two half-cut candles in the box.
Nima, this smell is so disgusting, I have a bit of it.
No way
I wrapped the two candles in a newspaper, and wrapped several layers of convenience bags on the outside to isolate the breath.
During the whole process, I secretly glanced at the boss a few times, and his face was full of pain.
Nima, you don't feel sorry for such a valuable antique as Bronze Pisces if you don't want money to give me, and you feel distressed when you take a broken human fire candle, it's really a wonder.
Under the boss's desperate and painful gaze, I slipped the candle into my trouser pocket.
The boss was really a little impatient with me, and urged: "Take your things, hurry up, hurry up, don't disturb my business!" Let's go, let's go! ”
This time, the boss directly used the strong. I'm afraid I'll be thinking about other things in his shop.
In this way, I was blasted out of the way.
Hey
Even so, my heart blossomed.
This time, I made a fortune.
Not only did I get a human candle, but I also got an antique.
It's just that I am holding the delicate bronze fish in my left hand and the strange-looking blue lantern in my right hand.
The delicate bronze fish, which looks like an ashtray, is not too awkward.
But this blue lantern, in my hand, is a bit windy.
Walking down the street, I feel like I'm the most beautiful boy. The return rate is greatly high.
Actually, I'm very low-key, and I don't want to be so stylish.
Especially now in critical times.
I don't know what means Sanye will use secretly to kill people after he learns that I am alive.
What's more, the volume of this blue lantern is a bit large, and it is very inconvenient to carry it in your hand, and the wick of this blue lantern is actually wood. I can't light it at all, and even if I could, it would take a lot of effort. What age is it, and who still uses this?
I can't light it, I can't light it, and if it's decorated, it's not so good-looking.
It's useless for my dick.
Anyway, if he took this thing out of his shop, then his shop wouldn't be provoking the ghosts.
Then throw it away.
I saw a garbage can not far away.
I walked over and hesitated for a moment.
After a closer look, it wasn't anything special.
I just threw the blue lantern in my hand and threw it into the trash.
Then, I went to the nearby incense and candle shop, enough to buy some ingots, candles, glutinous rice, burning incense, red rope, etc., some guys.
According to what the boss said just now, go out and turn right directly, and after walking for a long time, you can see a bluestone staircase leading to the Taoist temple.
Soon, I'm here!
When I walked here, the surrounding area suddenly became lively and crowded.
Everywhere you can see those who buy and sell ingots and candles, those who sell incense, and there are many fortune tellers.
The scene is still very lively, just like a bazaar.
I bought some incense candles, yellow paper, red string, ingots paper money, and burned incense.
In addition, there are some glutinous rice, ink, old wine, mirrors, lighters, etc., which need to be bought at the supermarket.
After shopping for a long time, I finally bought all these things.
After finishing the guy's business, the phone rang. I pressed the connect button, and Lin Guanghui's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah Chen, Captain Li is really sick, and he is very sick, and it is very strange, he is covered in a cold sweat, it is useless to cover two thick quilts, the air conditioning in the house has been adjusted to 30 degrees, and he said that it is cold." Moreover, he kept saying some strange dream words in his mouth, one east and one west, the last sentence
If you don't follow the next sentence, you can't wake up no matter how you call it. ”
I know that after the ghost comes up, the average person will have some symptoms.
The yin qi on the yin ghost's body is strong, and even if it is detached, there will still be some yin qi left in the body.
Small is a minor illness, and a major illness is a major illness.
In severe cases, it can also be psychological.
At the beginning, on the way back, Li Zeyu didn't listen to my dissuasion, and stepped on the little paper figure angrily, which angered the ghost.
Illness is also inevitable.
I didn't think about replying, "If you're sick, go straight to the doctor!" ”
Lin Guanghui suddenly said a little anxiously: "I found it, and the old Chinese medicine doctor also came to see it, but after checking it for a long time, the doctor couldn't say why, he said it was very strange." I was prescribed some medicine, but it didn't work at all. Don't you know that, help me figure it out. ”
This kind of problem is not too serious.
As long as the yin qi in the body is removed.
I said: "Well, it's not impossible, but you see, Li has a long disease, you see the doctor, and it costs a lot of money, so I can't treat it in vain, right, I have to charge." ”
There is no way, after coming out for such a long time, the consumption in big cities is too high. I don't have any extra money in hand, so I have to make some extra money.
Lin Guanghui was suddenly furious, and couldn't help but slammed: "Okay, you Ye Chen, I treat you as a brother, take the initiative to invite you to dinner, and invite you to live in a hotel, are you embarrassed to mention money to me?" Doesn't your heart hurt? ”
There is no way.
In order to live, I had to charge. I didn't want to get entangled, so I said directly: "How can there be such a free lunch in the world!" Besides, in this society, you also know that although money is not omnipotent, it is absolutely impossible to have no money! ”
Society is reality.
Lin Guanghui forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart for a while, and said angrily: "Say, how much do you want?" Don't fool us! ”
Yin and yang are mostly not standardized. It's also hard to set a standard.
Most of them depend on the consensual nature of both parties.
In short, the charge for this kind of thing is not low.
I said unceremoniously: "According to the general charging standard of yin and yang, there are more than 1,000 to drive away evil and avoid evil, for the sake of your very good person, invite me to dinner, and have a very familiar face, cough cough, then I will give you a 20% discount, just 800, and I don't want more." ”
Hearing this, Lin Guanghui shouted directly on the spot: "What...... What's that? Eight...... Eight hundred, why don't you rob the bank, you, your sister! You're obviously blackmailing! Aren't you afraid that I will accuse you? ”
Of course, I'm not afraid of that.
This kind of thing is all Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer. The price can't be negotiated, you can go to someone else, never forced.
I immediately said angrily: "I've already given you a twenty percent discount, it's too expensive, then you can go to someone else, I didn't force you!" Really! ”
I was about to hang up.
For a while, Lin Guanghui was also out of line.
It's not me who robbed him, but someone else, and no one else will take the job without a thousand pieces.
Lin Guanghui didn't understand the affairs of yin and yang at all, Li Zeyu seemed to be very sick, and he couldn't afford to delay time.
I had no choice but to nod and agree: "Okay, okay, eight hundred is eight hundred, Nima, you executioner, butcher, demon." ”