Pan Yang: "......"

Mom: "......"

Pan Jinsuo: "......"

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Erdan obviously didn't understand what it had done wrong, because Pan Jinsuo was closest to the door at this time, Erdan habitually knelt beside Pan Jinsuo and hugged his arm, and rubbed Pan Jinsuo's chest with his little head, and then raised his little face and big eyes and blinked:

To kiss, to hug, to hold high!

This is the basic operation of Erdan as a rabbit, otherwise how could he become the treasure of the family?

At that time, the father and son of the Pan family were petrified, and the mother suddenly broke out with the roar of the Hedong lion after a short period of petrification:

"Pan! Gold! Lock! ”

Mom picked up the broom from last night and slashed her head and face according to Pan Jinsuo: "!" Do! Do! Do! ”

"Wife! Oh! Oh! Oh! ”

Listening to his father's pig-like howl, Pan Yang decisively rushed over and hugged the second egg, blocking the gun's eye for his father:

"Mom! Misunderstand! Stop it! Stop it! ”

The old mother was panting, pressed Pan Jinsuo to the ground and sharpened it, and asked Pan Yang in a hurry:

"What a misunderstanding! I just saw her hugging your dad and rubbing your dad! ”

"Mom, this is my object!" Pan Yang gritted his teeth and glared, and he was particularly tragic:

"I'm asking her to come to see you today!"

My mother was stunned: "Your object? ”

"That's right!" Pan Yang pressed the bewildered second egg on his chest: "I'll let her be more affectionate to you!" ”

Mom looked suspicious: "She was holding your dad just now......"

She ...... It's Chinese! Pan Yang is also very witty, and he opened his mouth to come: "She grew up abroad!"

"That's how open foreign countries are!"

"Really?" The old mother looked at Erdan suspiciously, Pan Yang immediately gave Erdan a thousand miles of communication, and Erdan also knew that he was in trouble, so he honestly followed Pan Yangjiao's answer: "It's Xi, I'm Chinese!"

"Grandma, foreign countries are open!"

My mother was stunned for a moment, and then she was furious: "Do you also say mountain city dialects abroad? ”

Pan Yang blinked: "Abroad...... There's Chinatown! ”

"Head to head!" Erdan hurriedly nodded with a chick pecking rice: "Hello, we are all from Shancheng in Chinatown!" ”

That makes sense...... Mom finally accepted this setting for the time being, and looked the two eggs up and down:

"You...... When did you get along with my son? ”

Erdan glanced at Pan Yang, Pan Yang hurriedly sent his god to it, and Erdan had the courage to go up and hug his mother's arm and smile: "Ma, we have been together for two months, old ...... Pan was very good to me! ”

Old Pan? Mom subconsciously looked back at Pan Jinsuo, and the grizzled Pan Jinsuo hurriedly waved his hand: "It's not me ......"

"Mom, it's me!" The father-son relationship is deep, and Pan Yang decisively stood up: "I'm older than her, so she calls me Lao Pan!" ”

"Really?" The old mother frowned and looked at the second egg's dress, Pan Yang quickly explained:

"She likes to cut to death!"

"Right!" Erdan echoed the skirt with both hands and turned around: "Hello, I like to kill and be tired!" ”

"Oh......" My mother was finally fooled and lame by Pan Yang and Erdan, and it is not a problem to like to kill and be tired, Tang Yu was a pure man who was caught by his mother at a glance, not to mention that Erdan is now a real girl. It's just that the mother became even more anxious after believing it: "Lao Pan, I have something to tell my son, you accompany me...... By the way, this kid, Auntie doesn't know your name yet! ”

Erdan: "Erdan!" ”

My mother was stunned: "Second egg? Your name is Erdan? ”

"Mom, this is the Chinese name I gave her!" Pan Yang hurriedly interjected: "She originally only had an English name, no Chinese name, so I said how can you have a Chinese name with me!" Isn't this a lost egg? I named her a Chinese name Erdan? Mom, do you feel very kind? ”

"Roll the calves!" The mother punched her son in the chest angrily and funny: "Is there an aunt like you?"

"Child, what's your English name?"

Pan Yang hurriedly gave Erdan a thousand miles of expression? Erdan: "Alice! ”

"That's a nice name!" The old mother told Pan Jinsuo: "Old Pan, do you accompany the second egg?" No, Alice sit down for a moment! ”

Then my mother pulled Pan Yang to the back in a hurry? As soon as the door was closed, my mother glared and asked:

"Stinky boy! Our family is engaged to Boa! Why are you a second bastard again? No? Alice?

"You're going crazy!"

The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Mom, Bao'er and I are buddies, and the marriage contract is fake!" ”

The old mother was so angry that she stomped her feet: "Although Bao'er is a little bit of a master, but this second egg? Alice......

"We don't know the roots? She came back from abroad, and she was so open...... It's better to be a baby! ”

Pan Yang was also drunk: "Okay mom, I'll break up with her right away!" ”

My mother looked confused: "So obedient? ”

"Of course!" Pan Yang put his arm around his mother's shoulders and smiled: "Whoever my mother asks me to marry, I will marry!" ”

It's good to say that I coaxed my mother, Pan Yang and my mother went out to take a look? Erdan is massaging Pan Jinsuo's shoulder......

Pan Jinsuo sat on the chair and closed his eyes to enjoy Erdan's service, and Erdan's massage techniques were quite skilled......

Mom: "......"

Pan Yang: "......"

……

Escaping from home? Erdan looked worried: "Master, am I in trouble......

Pan Yang: "Yes." ”

Erdan cautiously asked again: "Master?" I can go back to our house......"

Pan Yang: "No. ”

Erdan grinned and wanted to cry: "That? Master? Where else can I go? ”

Pan Yang: "Tianshan." ”

"Huh?" Erdan cried with a sad face: "Master? I don't want to go to the Tien Shan ......"

"I don't want to go to Tianshan, why are you going to go out with me like this!" Pan Yang finally broke out: "What did I tell you? It's good for you to disguise yourself as a maid, I hired you back, and stay at home to do housework!

"Uniform temptation?"

Erdan's mouth was deflated: "Don't know ...... else"

"You know a hammer!" Pan Yang slapped it on the back of the head: "I have already called you for the memory fragments of Lian Hongyan, you can take care of it yourself!" The task I have given you is to control the Tianshan Mountains! Lian Hongyan was originally the head of the Tianshan faction, as long as you don't show your feet, you should be fine! ”

The second egg played tricks: "Master, I don't want to go ......"

Pan Yang snorted coldly: "Then you get out of this body, I'll let others go!" ”

Erdan was anxious: "I'll go, I'll go!" I'll go, sir! ”

Pan Yang glanced at it angrily: "Then you will go tomorrow, if you don't do this well, don't be a person!" ”

Erdan's mouth was deflated: "I know ......"

Pan Yang originally wanted to send Erdan to go by himself, but considering Erdan's unreliability, Pan Yang still decided to personally go to Tianshan with Erdan to help Erdan Town take a break, at least to get through the refractory period at the beginning.

If Erdan can control the Tianshan Mountain, Pan Yang will also have one more arm in the Yang Realm Martial Dao. The Beggar Gang, Emei, Qingcheng, plus Tangmen and Tianshan, Pan Yang's nickname of "Pan Banbi" is worthy of its name.

Anyway, Pan Yang has temporarily stabilized in the netherworld, the hidden danger of the Poison Alliance has also been removed, and there is still water left to protect his parents nearby, and Pan Yang can also rest assured that he can go to Tianshan with Erdan. The next morning, Pan Yang said goodbye to his parents after breakfast, and his parents reluctantly sent them out, at this time Pan Yang pretended to be surprised and asked: "Parents, have you smelled a fragrance?" ”

"Really, it's like the kind of incense in the temple and Taoism!" My parents looked left and right strangely, but my mother's eyes were sharp, and she pointed to the next door and exclaimed: "Why did the hardware store next door to our house become a seller of incense and candles?" ”

"Hokke incense candle shop?" Pan Jinsuo was also surprised: "When is it?" How did I not know? ”

"What do you know?" My mother habitually sarcastically said: "What do you know besides cupping?" ”

Pan Jinsuo: "......"

At this time, Elder You, a beggar gang in a Tang costume with a shaved head and playing with Buddha beads, came out with a calm smile:

"The small shop starts trial operation today, two uncles, cough, we will be neighbors in the future, take care of it!"

Pan Jinsuo smiled and shook hands with You calmly: "Take care of each other, take care of each other......"

"Huh?" Mom looked back: "The pharmacy here has also been called?" ”

Pan Jinsuo also looked back, and sure enough, the pharmacy on the other side of the Pan family's paper shop had become a Taoist Righteous Hall!

At this time, Yu Deshui, who changed into a Tang costume with a ponytail and gold-rimmed glasses, came out with a smile:

"The small shop starts trial operation today, two Taoist friends, cough, we will be neighbors in the future, take care of it!"

Pan Jinsuo shook hands with Yu Deshui with a smile: "Take care of each other, take care of each other......"

When I returned to Pan's paper shop, my mother bit my ear with Pan Jinsuo: "Old Pan, do you think these two people are familiar?" ”

Pan Jinsuo was stunned: "It seems to be a little familiar, maybe I've seen it somewhere......"

"It's weird!" Mom frowned: "You said okay, why did they all knock out the store?" ”

Pan Jinsuo spread his hands: "You ask me, who do I ask?" ”

The old mother pinched her fingers and counted: "Lao Pan, there must be something strange about this matter!" ”

Pan Jinsuo was also drunk: "Come on, you, after watching Di Renjie for two days, he really regarded himself as Yuanfang?" ”

Mom crossed her waist: "What's wrong!" The old lady was originally called Li Yuanfang! ”

Pan Jinsuo: "Yes, yes......"

……

Of course, You Tanran and Yu Deshui were arranged by Pan Yang, and after such a toss by Asami, Pan Yang decisively decided to increase the security level, in addition to Xiaogan Fu, he also asked You Tanran and Yu Deshui to protect their parents nearby. For this reason, he specially took down the shops on both sides of his house, which is nothing more than a matter of money.

As long as the money is in place, it will all be done overnight.

As for the business license or something, naturally You Tanran and Yu Deshui went to Zhang Luo, anyway, it was open for trial business first.

An elder in charge of the beggar gang and a head of the Qingcheng faction, Pan Yang didn't believe that his parents could still have an accident.

After saying goodbye to his parents, Pan Yang followed Erdan to the Tianshan faction, flew directly to Dihua, and rented a car on the spot. The manager of the car rental shop asked more: "Are you going to go to Tianshan?" ”

Pan Yang smiled: "Why are we here if we don't go to Tianshan?" ”

Manager: "Oh, yes, yes......"

Pan Yang and Erdan drove out, and Erdan couldn't help but ask: "Master, that store manager seems weird!" ”

"There's a grow, two eggs!" Pan Yang smiled and rubbed Erdan's head: "I know how to observe words and looks!" ”

"Of course!" Erdan was very proud, and covered his head and complained: "Master, don't rub my skull anymore!"

"What should I do if I'm bald!"

Pan Yang laughed: "You have absorbed the memory fragments of Lian Hongyan, do you know what happened to Tianshan?" ”

Erdan frowned, hugged his head, and pondered for a while: "I don't know ......"

"Then forget it, whatever!" Panyang continued to drive, and the destination was Tianshan Tianchi, which is a famous scenic spot. Pan Yang is going to park his car in the Tianchi parking lot, and then go to the Tianshan faction with Erdan.

However, what he didn't expect was that the Tianchi Scenic Area was closed to the road.

"Go back, go back!" The security guard on guard wore a red armband and waved at Pan Yang with a straight face: "Don't let me go!" ”

Pan Yang glanced at Erdan, and Erdan smiled lewdly at Pan Yang with his little tiger teeth: "Master, I don't know anything!" ”

"You know a skewer!" Pan Yang parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car and wanted to take out a pack of cigarettes for the security guard, but he had quit smoking for a long time, and only took out a lollipop. ”

The security guard subconsciously stretched out his hand, but found that it was a lollipop, and his face collapsed at that time: "I don't know!" ”

Pan Yang tentatively: "Then will we do it tomorrow?" ”

"I can't go up tomorrow, the mountain is closed!" The security guard's official attitude: "The king of heaven can't come to it!" ”

Pan Yang blinked: "Isn't Tianshan open all year round?" ”

"You're talking too much!" The security guard glared at Pan Yang: "This is an order from above, no one can go up the mountain!" ”

Pan Yang had no choice but to return to the car, and Erdan asked, "Master, why don't you let me go!" ”

"I don't know, but something must have happened." Pan Yang thought for a while: "Let's store the car and go up by ourselves." ”

Erdan: "I want it!" ”

found a nearby hotel to stay, Pan Yang bought a pack of cigarettes and set up with the old man in the hotel parking lot:

"Uncle, do you know what happened to Tianshan Tianchi?"

"What's wrong? Something big is wrong! The old man took the Huazi handed over by Pan Yang, and nodded with a smile: "Young man, are you from out of town?" Ever heard of the legend of Tianchi? ”

Pan Yang: "I haven't heard of it, uncle, do you know?" ”

"Your uncle has been here for most of his life, why don't you know?" The old man was very proud: "Do you know the Dinghai God Needle?" ”

Pan Yang: "You know, Sun Wukong's golden bone stick!" ”

"Not that one!" The old man pointed in the direction of Tianchi: "I'm talking about the Dinghai God Needle!"

"The Queen Mother of the West's Dinghai Divine Needle!"

Pan Yang: "The Queen Mother of the West still has the Dinghai God Needle?" ”

"Haha, that's what it's called." The old man said in a tricky way: "You must have heard of the Queen Mother of the West opening the Pan Tao Club in Yaochi, right?" That Yao Chi of the Queen Mother of the West is our Tianchi here! ”