004 Beef brisket and pork knuckle fried ghost

It wasn't until half-past seven that I went downstairs. The fried ghost is already waiting for me downstairs.

The fried ghost is not a ghost, it is my classmate, named Agui. His real name is Ke Jinggui and he lives in the alley outside the vegetable market. His mother pushes a food truck out every day to sell breakfast, mainly selling fritters, soy milk, bread, milk, etc. The other person is thin and thin, a little stunted, with a yellow face and thin muscles, and the children in the neighborhood give him the nickname: "Fried Ghost".

"Don't you hurry up, everyone has been waiting for you for a long time! Not afraid of being late? "My mom greeted the customers and urged me at the same time. I reluctantly answered and took Agui out the door.

We had just taken two steps before we stopped again. Because Aunt Ou, who sells pork knuckle rice next door, saw us walking by with our schoolbags, as if she had just remembered something, she scolded upstairs: "Ou Naidong! Are you still going to school? Get the hell out of here! ”

Agui and I couldn't help but laugh.

Ou Dong came downstairs with his coat in one hand and his schoolbag in the other, pouting and sleepy-eyed. Aunt Ou gave him a big bun, slapped him on the head, and shouted, "Sleep, sleep!" Just know how to sleep! I'm paying you to go to school, not to sleep at home! ”

Ou Dong went out and saw me and Agui snickering, and immediately stared at us with round eyes. Agui didn't dare to laugh. I'm not afraid of him, and joked: "Ou Naidong, well, this name is actually very elegant, much better than Pig's Foot East!" ”

"Brisket wins, you shout again!" Ou Dong pointed to my nose and said intimidatingly: "Do you want to find a fight?" ”

I'm not that stupid! Ou Dong is tall and big, slightly chubby, and is known for his love of fighting in our school. Actually, he doesn't mind us calling him Pig's Foot, and he usually calls me Beef Brisket Sheng. Our children who live near the vegetable market are nicknamed like this, and their parents sell whatever they do. The owner of the district sells pork knuckle rice, it must be called "pig knuckle east", my mother sells beef brisket rice, and my "beef brisket win" will definitely not be able to run, and the same is true for fried ghosts.

However, Ou Dong hates people calling him by his name the most. He thinks that a big man, called Milk, Milk, is ugly! Therefore, when he "walked the rivers and lakes" outside, he called himself Oudong. The name Oudong is a lot more domineering. Our accent here, Ou (Nian Ou Bu Nian Qu) is the same as Hei, so some people think that "Hei Dong" is his nickname. This guy usually fights, and his attack is indeed quite dark.

Although I don't like to get involved in fights and brawls, Ou Dong and I are both problem teenagers, but my problems are a little more special than his. Our parents get up early every day and work greedily to earn money to support the family, and they don't have time to take care of us at all, not to mention that now that we are older, seventeen or eighteen, they can't manage it if they want to.

Agui is different, his academic performance is okay, but his personality is a little cowardly. When he was in the same class as us, he was always bullied. When he went to high school, he was in the same class as Ou Dong and me, which was a relief for him. From playing together to growing up, Ou Dong has to cover him no matter what. Ah Gui now comes early every day to wait for us to go to school together, in order to show that he is with us.

We went to Nanting County No. 2 Middle School, about one kilometer away from the vegetable market, and it was a ten-minute walk to get there. We swaggered and paced, and when we reached the school gate, the morning exercise was almost finished. Of course, as a problem teenager like us, we definitely don't do morning exercises.

There were already two or three groups of students gathered outside the school gate, who were also hiding from morning exercises, and some were still secretly smoking. Our school is just a school policeman, and there is nothing we can do about it.

One of them was Ma Zai, who followed Oudong, and when he saw the boss coming, he hurriedly came up to hand out cigarettes. Ou Dong took it with a big grin, and someone next to him handed the fire and began to smoke it. I'm a non-smoker. It's not that I'm high, my parents don't smoke it at home, and my master doesn't smoke it when I'm outside. Moreover, my master has a thief's nose, and when I go to him, I will be able to smell it, and then I will beat him with a stick. I'm not afraid of my parents and my parents, but I'm afraid of my master.

The morning exercise music was over, and the troubled teenagers at the door began to walk to the classroom one after another. We are in the second and fifth classes of high school, on the second floor, coming from the stairs, we go to the back door first and then to the front door, and the area of the back door is generally our territory. A simple way to distinguish a student in a class who loves to learn or not is to see which door he or she is used to entering the classroom. The people who go through the back door are all troubled teenagers who sit in the back row, and the people who go through the front door are all good students.

Ou Dong and I sat at the last table by the back door. The fried ghost mingled with us when he was outside, and when he got to the classroom, he consciously walked through the front door and sat in the third row.

Today's first lesson is math. The math teacher is a little old man, and the lectures are really boring. I didn't sleep well last night, and I became sleepy after a while, and my upper and lower eyelids started to fight, and before I knew it, I fell asleep on the table.

After squinting for a while, I actually had a dream. I dreamed that I was still setting up a stall in a ghost market and collecting a basket of coins, ingots, and silver dollars. My master actually really knows how to spell, so he cast a little paper into gold, and those paper ingots became real gold ingots, golden and dazzling! I picked up a silver dollar and bit it, hey, it's true, too! If you look at the bundles of dark coins again, all of them have become RMB, and they are also anti-counterfeiting! I couldn't close my mouth with a smile, trillions of yuan! How many lifetimes will it take to spend this? No! It takes dozens of lifetimes to spend it all!

But at this time, the poor ghost came to me again, and the dead face wanted to follow me. As soon as I looked, the gold and silver bills in the cash register kept leaking out, and I couldn't stop them with my two hands. I was furious, grabbed the black dog under the stall and splashed it at the poor ghost Lao Zeng. Lao Zeng screamed, and suddenly turned into a puff of green smoke, which I extinguished.

Now I'm going to provoke the wrath of the people. The demons surrounded me, and my master also said that I was too ruthless, and left me alone, let me bear the consequences. I had no choice but to take the remaining two handfuls of glutinous rice and resist stubbornly. At this moment, the headless ghost Lao Xing rushed over on a tall horse, raised a rusty iron sword, and slashed at my head......

"Tuk!"

I did get hit on the head, but luckily, my head didn't fall off. I woke up with a bang and saw a short piece of chalk tumbling off my desk.

The class burst into laughter.

"Ahem! Be quiet! Be quiet! Let's keep the lessons! The math teacher pretended that nothing had happened, tapped the lesson plan with a triangular ruler, and continued to explain the problems on the blackboard.

I can't hold back my face, but I can't rebel openly! At this time, Ou Dong was still adding fuel to the fire on the side, and said in a low voice: "You said you would sleep when you go to sleep, why are you still snoring?" This is too shameless for the teacher! ”

"Get out!" I growled.

I finally managed to get out of class, and I didn't feel sleepy at this time, so I walked to the back door with Ou Dong and chatted with the wind. The two of us leaned against the back door, one left and one right, like two door gods. The classmates in the class also got up and walked around, and several girls went to the toilet, including Huang Lijun, the class flower.

The toilet in the school building was next to the staircase, and we used to whistle when a few girls passed by the back door. Huang Lijun ignored us, and the other girls glared angrily.

"What are you staring at? It's not up to you! "Ou Dong is the thickest-skinned, and girls usually hide when they see him.

"Hey, do you think Huang Lijun is beautiful in that plaid skirt today?" I pestle Ou Dong asked him.

"Beautiful or not, that's not for you to see!" Ou Dong glanced at me and said, "Just your ugly appearance, can people take a fancy to you?" She's sure to like my tiger-backed waist! ”

"Your name is Tiger's Back? You're called fat! You know? "I'm not welcome, I started a verbal fight with him, and the two of them moved their hands and feet, giggling.

After a while, the girls came back from the toilet and had to pass by us again. Ou Dong and I whistled at them again.

Huang Lijun still walked to the front door with her head down. The other girls didn't want to cause trouble, so they also sped up, only Han Jie stopped, her face serious.

Han Jie wears big glasses, she is the best student in the class, and she is also Huang Lijun's tablemate. She's a bit nosy.

"What do you want to do?" Han Jie asked angrily.

"Didn't do anything! We're here...... What about the exercises! "I broke it and hummed a song casually.

"Can you guys have some quality? Don't act like a rascal! Han Jie said.

"Hey, be careful when you speak! Who are the scoundrels? Ou Dong's eyes widened and he was anxious.

"I'm talking about you! How? Are you still beating me? Han Jie didn't flinch, but straightened her neck and glared at Ou Dong.

"You!" Ou Dong clenched his fists, but he didn't dare to make a move. It's too embarrassing to beat a girl, how can you mix in the second middle school after it gets out?

"That's it! Come on! It's not a boo! "I saw that the situation was deadlocked, and it was difficult for Ou Dong to step down, so I could only go up and persuade him." The teacher is coming, let's get back to class! ”

Han Jie's momentum was cheap, she snorted in her nostrils and left.

"This four-eyed girl, if it weren't for your persuasion, I really wouldn't have spared her!" Ou Dong said hatefully.

"Alright! Don't you have a bear on your back? Can you beat Liu Hulan? People are not even afraid of guillotines! I teased. Han Jie has a revolutionary head, like Liu Hulan in textbooks, and we gave her such a nickname behind our backs.

"Then I can't be a traitor!" Ou Dong said helplessly.

It's arguing, but the teacher is really here. This class is the class teacher's class, so I don't dare to mess around. Our female homeroom teacher's surname is Chen, she teaches English, and she is in her thirties, but she is serious. Ou Dong and I were trained by her a lot, and we had to find parents at every turn. I don't have anything, Ou Dong is most afraid that the teacher will invite his mother to come to school.

"Is this the same when Han Jie is old?" I muttered to myself.