The slime is the creature that Li Xianyu has ever seen, and the pathos index can be ranked in the top two, second only to Forget Dust. Others, regardless of what happened to them in the past, will have some sweet memories in life after all.

For example, Sanwu has also gained teammates.

For example, Thunder Zhan Ji finally took revenge on her biological father with a blade.

For example, Huayang also once talked about an innocent love with Li Wuxiang.

Even those three sworn brothers have had a few years of caring for each other.

There is not the slightest sweet memory worth recalling in the life of the slime, it is a new life of the divine substance born after the death of the ancient demon, and he has been imprisoned in the Pantheon since the beginning of the will.

After countless years, he left the Pantheon with Forgotten Dust, trying to take away and be reborn, but it was too dark, and Forgotten Dust turned out to be an invincible Extreme Seed, and after many years of entanglement with it, Forgotten Dust fell, and he did not let it go when he died, thinking that it was a murderous thing and deserved to be sealed.

Eighty years have passed, God has finally opened a door to heaven for it, the seal has been broken by the Old Gods, and the slime has targeted the weakest of the three weak chickens that have broken into the cave.

This chicken is not beautiful, but he has a black water spirit bead in his body.

The slime painfully understands two truths: the essence of fate is a repeater, and the reason God opened the door for it is only to clip its braincase.

The fate of the entanglement repeats itself, and this time, he has to face not only the host, but also the unequaled battle spirit. Li Xianyu is not as pitiful as the demon road, he is a child without parents, he has parents.

Such a tragic life should be faced bravely.

Li Xianyu shouted: "It's all the fault of forgetting the dust." ”

The slime, who had been silent, suddenly reacted, his blood vessels bulged, and red light flashed. But like the reflex kicks of a dying person, it doesn't wake up.

Even tricks don't work?

Grandma came over and shouted crisply: "It's all the fault of forgetting the dust." ”

The slime kicked his legs

"It's all the fault of forgetfulness. ”

The slime kicked his leg again.

"It's all the fault of forgetfulness. ”

The slime responded with a desperate kick.

It seems that even it can't wake up on its own, and it is estimated that in the subconscious of the slime, it should be experiencing a ghost press, desperately trying to kick its legs, but it just can't get up.

"Your half-breed daughter-in-law is going to be finished. Grandma sighed. Although he didn't like Thunder Zhanji very much, his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreled and cursed each other to die quickly, not really wanting the other party to die on the spot.

"I've learned how to tease the qi machine before, so I'll give it a try, and maybe I'll slow down her situation. Grandma helped the delirious Thunder Battle Ji to sit up, but when she lifted the quilt, the whole person suddenly froze.

She landed somewhere on the bed, where there were a few spots of brown blood, and the white sheets were particularly dazzling.

This thing is called falling red, and falling red is not the falling red of ruthless things.

"Since ancient times, no one has died, and he has to die early and late. Grandma silently put down the Thunder Battle Princess.

She knew that her great-grandson and this mixed-race woman were doing that kind of unseemly thing in the room, but she knew that it was the same thing, and after seeing it with her own eyes, she realized that she couldn't face it directly.

The blood stains had dried, but they were still so glaring, so glaring.

All of a sudden, my heart was empty.

The room was suddenly quiet, no one spoke, and after a while, Li Xianyu had an idea, and said in an eager voice to the slime: "Forget the dust is here, forget the dust is here!"

The tone was like shouting "The wolf is coming", as if Forgotten Dust was a terrifying creature as threatening as a wolf.

The pitch-black left arm swelled violently a few times, turning into the left arm of the devil's muscleman, the blood vessels bulged one by one, flashing bright red, and then the slime's tired and panicked voice: "Where is the forgotten dust, where is the forgotten dust." ”

Li Xianyu's left hand began to wave indiscriminately, and the force was so great that he couldn't control it. It was a slime swinging his fist indiscriminately, battling wits with the air.

No, it's a battle of wits and courage with Forgotten Dust.

Even after 80 years, the years of struggle are still engraved in its subconscious, psychological shadows..... It's huge.

"Where is Forgotten Dust, where is Forgotten Dust......" The slime shouted in a menacing tone at first, then gradually calmed down, and his tone weakened, followed by a long silence.

"Forget the dust..... He's dead. The slime whispered, "It's been eighty years." ”

Forget the dust has long since returned to heaven and earth, and now, its enemy is Li Xianyu.

Li Xianyu ..... It seems to be dead, this one is more unlucky and short-lived than Forget the Dust. By the way, where am I, where am I?"

Consciousness gradually returned, and in the perspective of the slime, the first thing he saw was the Peerless Battle Spirit.

"Eh, why aren't you dead yet, your great-grandchildren are dead, shouldn't you break the spirit bead and go with him? The slime said dismissively.

Grandma ignored it.

"I'm not dead yet. Li Xianyu spoke.

The slime was silent for a moment: "Your life is really hard." ”

It exclaimed exhaustion.

"How are you feeling right now. Li Xianyu asked.

"Very tired, hungry and eager to sleep. Slime said, "We came out of the Pantheon? ”

It remembers the time when it was still in the Pantheon.

"It's a long story," Li Xianyu said angrily: "You make it clear, why am I more unlucky than forgetful dust?"

Li Xianyu was not convinced.

Forget the dust is an outcast of fate, betrayed by his master, ruined his reputation, and his confidante also died, and finally was surrounded and killed by others. How could I be more unlucky than him. I'm a man with a whole harem group, and I'm very happy.

"I know you're tired, so I've prepared a big meal for you. Li Xianyu hurried up and came to the bedside: "She has a strong vitality of qi and blood in her body, just to give you a good nourishment." ”

Slime was taken aback: "Did she make you green?"

"Huh?"

"Why else would you suck her dry. ”

"She has an extra vigor in her body for some reason, and she is already overwhelmed, and I need you to help you eliminate this power. If you want to say green, you're the only creature that's greener than me. Li Xianyu pressed his left hand on the shoulder of Thunder Zhanji: "Be careful, don't suck it dry." ”

The moment her left hand touched Thunder Battle Queen, she spasmed, her brows furrowed, and a continuous moan floated from her nose..... That's not the point.

The point is that the vitality was under the traction of the slime, as if it had found an outlet, and frantically rushed to Li Xianyu's left hand, and was finally absorbed by it.

The whole process lasted for ten minutes, and it was not until Thunder Zhan Ji's cheeks were slightly sunken, like a patient who had been lying on the hospital bed for a long time, that Li Xianyu withdrew his left hand.

The majestic energy in the long-legged beauty was gone, and she became weak and haggard, and her black hair had lost its luster and was dry like straw.

Unconscious.

And if a slime has a face, it can be described as radiant.

"It's so powerful, I feel like I'm eighty years younger. It excitedly said, "What's going on with this power, is there any, is there any?"

Li Xianyu called Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao outside the room, and after the two divine doctors diagnosed, they breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, just rest and recuperate after that." ”

Li Xianyu was relieved, sitting on the edge of the bed and touching the cheek of Thunder Zhanji, I, an S-class girlfriend, are weak and can't take care of myself.

The problem was solved, and the Thunderbolt King said, "I'll go to the monitoring room to have a look." ”

Grandma glanced at him: "I'll go back to my room and sleep." ”

Li Xianyu subconsciously reached out to pull her little hand, and her grandmother slapped her backhand.

Both grandparents and grandchildren were stunned.

"Hands, hands slipped. Grandma explained strongly.

"Hmm. Li Xianyu nodded.

She quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and after venting the depression in her heart, she felt much more comfortable, and she didn't want to leave. I walked to the window and stood and looked at the city that was lit up in the dark.

The Raiden King returned, with a strange expression: "No one has entered her room except you. ”

According to the surveillance video, Li Xianyu entered the room of Thunder Zhan Ji all night, and it took an hour to enter, which was the time when he called Li Xianyu to inform him of the meeting.

The Thunderbolt King was from the past, and it was natural to understand that the two of them must be doing such an unseemly deed in the room.

Of course, they are a couple, they can do whatever they want, and they are free to do whatever they want, he just can't figure out why Thunder Zhan Ji has such a big problem after Li Xianyu left. That's why the face is very weird.

However, the time made the Thunderbolt King a little surprised, and said that the young man's body was really not ordinary.

Even if the foreplay takes 5-10 minutes, and it will definitely be shipped once in the foreplay, it will take more than half an hour to really slash and shadow.

Very good.

"I see. Li Xianyu nodded: "You don't have to worry about this matter, but remember to keep this matter secret, Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao also want you to help talk about it." ”

"Yes. "King Raiden said that since it was a matter between young lovers, he didn't just ask.

After the Thunderbolt King left, Li Xianyu rubbed his face: "Grandma, this incident is likely to be caused by me." ”

Grandma turned around and looked at him.

Li Xianyu told her what Bing Slag had explained.

The last time he went home to test his parents, Bing Slag happened to be at home, and Li Xianyu was caught red-handed by her when she secretly tasted the good memories of her youth, and Bing Slag confessed something that he still can't figure out: he can't touch women for two years.

Because I don't understand, I didn't take it seriously, and tonight I naturally snapped with Zhan Ji in the depths.

The result is such a big moth.

But it's not like I haven't slept with women before, more than four times a month, less than twice, and those women who are eager to manage Bao Bao, aren't all alive and well?

No, although I had relationships with many women in the past, I didn't wake up at that time. Thunder Senhime was the first woman I had an intimate relationship with since I woke up. Therefore, there is no comparison between the two sides.

"Unless I go sleep with another woman. Li Xianyu proposed: "Grandma, why don't I try with another woman?"

Grandma smiled softly: "Who do you want to try with?"

This is a proposition, Li Xianyu groaned, "No, I'm joking." ”

Then changed the topic: "Grandma, you said that I am the best Ding Furnace, right, what is the Ding Furnace, is there anything special about me?"

I'm the Ding Furnace myself, how I don't know.

How did my grandmother see that I was the best Ding Furnace, after all, she had never seen my twenty centimeters in the first place.

After pondering for a moment, Grandma searched for a long time in Li Xianyu's wallet and found two apples, "Which of these two apples do you think is sweeter." ”

Li Xianyu pointed to the one with better color.

Grandma nodded, looking at him with a "do you understand" look.

Li Xianyu still doesn't understand much, but he somewhat understands what his grandmother means. For example, if you see a girl on the street with long legs, thin waist and big naiko, you know in your heart that she is a girl worth savoring.

"The smell, in modern parlance, is the smell of hormones. Aliens are especially sensitive to this smell, and they can tell the difference between good and bad by smell. Although I don't know the method of double cultivation, I can also smell a special smell on your body, which has a fatal attraction to blood females, especially aliens. Grandma added, "Cuihua used to like to sleep with you, and that's why. ”

"It's just a furnace, I'm afraid I can't explain what happened to her. "Although Li Xianyu does not know the method of double cultivation and supplementation, he also knows that no matter how crooked the way of the evil sect, he has to talk about a cycle of gradual progress, the great thing is that the cultivation is faster and the sequelae are greater, but it is impossible to be like the Thunder Battle Queen, who almost flew on the spot.

How can there be such a thing in the world, rising to level 99 with one sword?

"You should ask her about it. Grandma replied lightly.

She was putting on a stinky face for her great-grandson, and she was very concerned about him and Thunder Zhanji, but it was difficult to say it, so she put on this cold attitude.

"What do you mean, this exuberant energy in her body was given to her by you?" the slime listened for a long time and understood a little.

"It's hard to believe, but it seems like this. Li Xianyu nodded.

The voice fell, and his left hand suddenly became uncontrollable, stretched out into his crotch, and rubbed frantically: "Quick, come out, let me see, let me see." ”

The picture was so beautiful, grandma was afraid of blinding her eyes, so she took a sip and turned around silently.

What the hell am I .....

Li Xianyu forcibly pulled out his left hand, "If you skin it again, I will cut you." ”

Your gestures are not right at all. Rubbing is the wrong gesture, but rubbing is the right one.

Come, go to the toilet and I'll teach you.

At this moment, Thunder Zhan Ji suddenly woke up, as if she had a nightmare, opened her eyes, and gasped.

"Do you feel better? Li Xianyu sat on the edge of the bed and asked softly.

Thunder Zhan Ji immediately coquettishly said in an aggrieved tone: "It doesn't hurt, it's just tired." ”

Exhaustion is inevitable, as the slime has absorbed a lot of energy. If you are an ordinary person, you have to stay in bed for several months to make up for the shortfall.

"I, I feel wet all over and want to take a shower. Thunder Warrior rubbed her legs under the covers.

This is also inevitable, after all, when she was delirious, she lost her body for ten minutes, and Li Xianyu estimated that Zhan Ji must have a sore waist at this time.

"You sleep first, wake up, and tomorrow your spirit will recover a little. Li Xianyu said.

"Hmph!" Grandma snorted softly.

Thunder Zhan Ji found out that there was still an old witch of the Li family in the room, and immediately tensed her delicate body, her head did not move, and her eyes glanced at the window.

She is still quite afraid of her grandmother, especially after her grandmother has recovered her extreme combat strength, she usually doesn't dare to speak with a gun and a stick.

Thunder Zhan Ji looked at Li Xianyu with a timid and weak gaze, thinking that her grandmother knew what she and Li Xianyu were doing, would she be angry and beat people?

"We're talking about things, your abnormality just now is very likely to be caused by me, and the reason is unknown for the time being. Li Xianyu said.

He didn't tell Thunder Zhan Ji that he was the best Ding Furnace, it was too embarrassing. I feel like if I speak out, I will be labeled as RBQ.

Thunder Zhan Ji said: "I just dreamed of a man, who appeared again and again, it's really strange, I don't know him." ”

"Man?" Li Xianyu joked: "I used to dream of goddesses, but I can't remember what she looks like when I wake up." ”

But sometimes I will clearly remember that the goddess is an ice slag, and it was all a matter of youth.

"But I remember him very well. "I can even see a thin slit on his left eyebrow, a small scar. ”

Li Xianyu didn't take it seriously.

Grandma raised her eyebrows, raised her feet and walked to the side of the bed, her eyes sharp: "What did you say?"