Chapter 15: Old Children
Silence is better than sound at this point.
The man looked at Ye Feng with the same gaze as a fool, Ye Feng took a long time to restrain a little, oops, today, it's really a good day, how long haven't you laughed like this, nostalgia, it seems that there are really too many people today, otherwise, I really don't know when I will see Uncle Zhang's appearance, haha......
Ye Feng almost froze again, but fortunately, he couldn't laugh anymore, and the corners of his mouth were a little stiff, so he didn't last long this time and stopped.
"Okay, stop laughing, I'm going to beat you up if you laugh again?" Uncle Zhang raised his fist as big as a sandbag, and said towards Ye Feng, pretending to be fierce.
Ye Feng blinked his eyes, and then looked at Aunt Zhang aggrievedly: "Aunt! ”
"You're an old thing, you're going to be able to endure it, aren't you? Dare to do it, I'll take a look if you move one, you're tired of it, you ......" Aunt Zhang began to go crazy.
Uncle Zhang, one second ago, he was still there to compare his fists with Ye Feng, and the next moment, he slipped away directly, just like that, Aunt Zhang was still chasing after him.
There was a burst of chickens and dogs, and Ye Feng laughed heartlessly beside him.
"Old woman, can you stop chasing it? Can't run? "Uncle Zhang is a little unbearable, after all, he is not a young man. The years are not forgiving, and it is not good to be disobedient.
I haven't run a few steps yet, and my body bones are already a little unbearable, so I don't want to talk about these few steps back then, even if I go up and down the mountain and down the ditch, and I never hesitate, alas......
"You old immortal, stop me, don't run." Aunt Zhang is still in hot pursuit.
"Wife, I was wrong, really wrong, spare me for a while, right?" Uncle Zhang saw that he couldn't run anymore and began to beg for mercy.
Of course, it seems that Aunt Zhang didn't plan to let him go so simply, she actually dared to scare Ye Feng, it was really a little floating, this old thing, do you know, how hard it took me to bring Ye Feng to the house, and for this reason, I didn't hesitate to almost tear my face with Lao Liu, you girl, you actually dared to scare Ye Feng, and said that you wanted to beat him, you actually dared to say that you would beat him, you couldn't say it, you really had to dare to do it, you had to cut off your claws for him.
Ye Feng is his own top pet, alas, since he was a child, he has seen that he is no different from his own child, and Ye Feng, this child is sensible and likeable.
So, it's not an exaggeration to say that this Ye Feng is her reverse scale, but this Lao Zhang doesn't know what's going on, he actually dares to tease Ye Feng, it's really tired, right?
The more I think about it, the more angry I become, Aunt Zhang naturally can't just forget it, and there is also a hardship in fishing for Zhang, she is an elder, what's wrong with teasing children?
Anything is there? Isn't it just a joke? It's just playing with the nest, oh my God, I can't live this day.
Finally, in the end, due to physical strength, Uncle Zhang was still caught by Aunt Zhang.
Aunt Zhang grabbed Uncle Zhang's ears and carried them to Ye Feng.
"Alas, alas, light, hiss, pain, pain, ......pain, hurt, scream,
Ye Feng's goosebumps rose, and they dripped all over the ground, so terrible.
"Can you let it go? Old woman? "Lao Zhang is really not good, he regrets dying, and the old woman is too good to this kid, right? This is also our husband, why is it just an outsider?
It's a pity, this kind of thing, I don't dare to ask now, otherwise, it may really be cold, although it is already like this, but it is still better than the worst kind, Lao Zhang has a feeling, once he continues to chatter, then maybe he will really be cold.
So, it's better to keep your mouth shut.
"Okay, auntie, did you let your uncle go?" Ye Feng looked at Lao Zhang, hiss, it's so miserable, those ears look red, it seems that this Aunt Zhang is really angry this time, and she didn't spare any strength at all!
Ye Feng was still a little surprised, or flattered, he really didn't expect that he had just come here and actually came to such a show, which was naturally not his intention.
"This guy actually dares to scare you, you can't be so cheap to him, you have to let him know a lesson, and you won't dare next time."
"I know, that aunt, I know, uncle is joking with me, isn't he?" Ye Feng looked at Lao Zhang, who was already blushing and with a thick neck.
"Well, yes, yes, wife, do you hear me? We're joking, look at it, Xiao Feng said so, why don't you believe it! "Lao Zhang is also very helpless, what's going on.
"Okay, since Xiao Feng said so, then I'll let him go first and get up, right?" Aunt Zhang's quite domineering appearance made Ye Feng not hold back, and gave her a thumbs up, it is really amazing, a woman trained such a big and three thick guy to be obedient, oh, I should have forgotten to say, Aunt Zhang, it can be said that the two of them have the cutest height difference, Uncle Zhang is tall and strong, and Aunt Zhang, how to say it, is the kind of small jasper, very petite, so Ye Feng has always been very curious about how Aunt Zhang pulled his ears.
So for a pair of two people with such a big difference in height, because Aunt Zhang has to pull her ears, Uncle Zhang has always been half-squatting, and if you want to maintain this posture, it must be very uncomfortable.
"Okay, since that's the case, let's not worry about you first, greet Ye Feng well, I'll go make some food for Xiao Feng first, say hello well, don't bully him, do you hear?" Aunt Zhang looked at Uncle Zhang and said coldly.
"Okay, okay, don't worry, right? I'll greet him, can you hurry up and cook? Go for it, go for it, right? Uncle Zhang pushed Aunt Zhang away.
As a result, there were two gay men left in the center of the field, big eyes to small eyes.
"Rabbit cub, it's a conscience discovery, otherwise it's up to your uncle to toss you." Uncle Zhang rubbed Ye Feng's hair, messing up his hair, and laughed.
Ye Feng silently cleaned up his hair.
looked at Uncle Zhang and shook his head, alas, who made him his half elder.
I can't afford to mess with it.
Uncle Zhang was obviously unsatisfied, and was ready to continue tossing Ye Feng.
Ye Feng cleared his throat: "Uncle, it's almost there, no matter how I said it, I just spoke for you, don't you deceive people too much?" ”
"Yo yo yo, are your wings stiff? How dare you talk to your uncle like that? Uncle Zhang approached Ye Feng with a strange smile.
"So what?" Ye Feng was calm.
"No, let your uncle teach you." Uncle Zhang had already arrived in front of Ye Feng.
Ye Feng looked at someone who was already gearing up, alas, really, how can he be so old, or is it so worry-free?