"What's so special about this crutch?" I snatched the cane from the bird's hand and looked at it carefully.

It was an eagle's head crutch, which suited his name as a "bird". And this is Bu Ye's treasure, that old immortal has been running caravans for decades, and his net worth is absolutely thick, so this crutch will definitely not be a defective product.

"Like your shield, this is also made of dark iron, but mine is straight and stiff enough, unlike yours, which is 'curved'!" Bird Meat laughed.

I automatically ignored his obscene tropes, but I couldn't see anything special about the crutch over and over again: "That's it? At most, it's equivalent to an iron rod, what's so rare? ”

"You click on the eyes on the bird's head, left and right!"

"Choke!"

As soon as I pressed the bird's instructions, a sharp blade popped out of the tail of the crutch, and the crutch became a weapon.

"This sinister old man really has a collection of these shady things!" I couldn't help but curse.

"Get it back for me!" Bird Meat snatched the cane back, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "It's not your turn to dislike it, now this is my new watchman's weapon, just enough to make up for the loss of a judge's pen!" ”

"Well," I sighed, "can we get down to business?" What good errand are you looking for? ”

Bird Meat shook his finger at me, and pretended to be mysterious: "This is not the place to talk about business, if you are really interested, come with me, and I will take you around." ”

"Where are you going?"

"Right City!"

"What are you doing there?"

"Tsk! Where do you get so much talk? Just ask me if you want to go, right? ”

"Alas......" I shook my head helplessly, got up and put on my shoes, and said, "I'll go!" I'll go! If you don't go, you really won't have money to eat! ”

Compared with the left market, I have come to the right market less often. One is that I hate to see the miserable scene of the ghost slave trade everywhere inside, and the second is that the shadow left by Xiao Jiuhe is still there, and I don't want to be here anymore if I have nothing to do.

But this guy just didn't play his cards according to common sense, and he dragged me into a bar halfway through!

Before entering, I only had time to glance at the sign hanging at the door: "Enchantress Bar".

You know, the bar in the lower city is completely different from the one Cao Zhe took me to in the upper city, this is a place dedicated to entertaining ghosts. What are we two big people running in to join in the fun?

"Hey, hey! This is a great place I just found some time ago! Birdmeat tried to explain.

I shook off his hand and sneered, "Do you think I'll believe it? Look at your posture, it's obvious that you're a regular customer! ”

Indeed, after Bird Meat took me in, he easily found a booth and sat down, and along the way he flirted with several female ghosts, and called each other by their names. Once seated, he reached out and waved at a bartender to signal him to come. This kind of performance is simply too ripe to be cooked, okay?

"What does Boss Bird want?" The handsome young imp really knew him, and asked flatteringly as soon as he came over.

"Serve two dozen ghost beers first, and then call Sister Ting!" Bird meat naturally confessed. The little bartender answered, and then ran errands.

"Sister Ting?" I looked at Bird Meat with a questioning face, "How good are you?" ”

"Hey! It's just a mommy! He shook his head in denial.

"Is it a human or a ghost?"

"Ahem...... Does this matter? Bird meat almost choked on the wine, and asked awkwardly.

"Nonsense!"

"Why do you want to discriminate against ghosts?"

"I don't discriminate against ghosts, I discriminate against you!"

"Well, I told you before that I was still a virgin and had never tasted a woman." Bird meat pretended to spread his hands helplessly, and said: "Since you can't go back to the yang world, you can also be chic in the underworld!" ”

"Do you really want to ask a female ghost to be a wife?" I asked him incredulously.

"Definitely! Definitely! Bird meat flatly denied it, and emphasized: "The relationship between me and them is purely spiritual!" Spiritual exchange! ”

"The devil believes you! I never believed it! ”

"That's embarrassing, I'd like to introduce you to one too......"

"Get out! I don't need to! ”

"Hey, as far as I know, you've been single for a long time! This is not a good state, it is a damage to your hands and cavernous body! ”

"You don't have to worry about it! You old virgin need to worry about the cavernous body! ”

"That's why I'm here to relax!"

Taking advantage of the behaving with the birds, I took a general look at the situation at the Enchantress's Bar. There is no ghost fire or open flame in it, and it is all illuminated with fluorescent. In addition, there is a ball of light hanging on the top of the dance floor, which is inlaid with various colored gemstones, and it rotates like a dance hall in the sun, but this faint color light is just right for the taste of the ghost customers of the underworld.

The bar is quite large, there are many drinkers, and business is very hot. It's no wonder that the boss here is willing to spend money to make money, and specially takes a dozen beautiful female ghosts to the gladiatorial arena to perform a halftime show, and uses it to advertise. And the female ghosts who went to play the role of "female gladiators" are dancing on the dance floor at this time.

But what surprised me the most was that in addition to ghosts, there were many big people in the bar!

It seems that there are still many people who need "spiritual communication" like bird meat. They can only return to the yang world once a year, so they will inevitably have to relieve their psychological loneliness, as for their physical ...... Forget it, I'm not going to comment!

I sat down with the bird jerky and drank half a dozen ghost beer, and finally saw a female ghost with heavy makeup and a twisting her plump waist towards us. Although her face is no longer young, she still maintains a good figure, especially the tight-fitting ultra-low-cut V-neck evening skirt on her body, which boldly shows off a large area of snow-white beauty below the neck and above the navel.

"Yo! It's Brother Bird looking for me! She leaned diagonally on the bird's shoulder, shook a pink silk handkerchief in her hand on the drooling scarface, and said coquettishly, "I haven't seen you for a few months!" Where did the death go? ”

"Hey, hey! I went on a dart two months ago! The bird's eyes never left the two round snow slopes, and his hand unconsciously grasped the waist of the female ghost.

This should be Sister Ting, right?

"Hehe, when I see him today, Brother Bird's face is more manly!" Sister Ting covered her mouth and smiled, and at the same time leaned on the bird's body.

It's too close to the beautiful scenery, and the pair of eyes of the bird meat are almost cross-eyed. But he was still reluctant to look away, salivating and saying, "Of course!" Sister Ting, do you want to kiss your chest and feel it? ”

"Giggles!" Sister Ting reached out in time to block the scarred face that the bird meat wanted to bury in the snowdrift, and said with a charming smile: "Okay! All right! There are more young and beautiful girls than me, which one do you want to play today? ”

Bird Meat sighed unwillingly and said, "Sister Ting, why are you so anxious to perfunctory me every time?" You should develop our relationship into a relationship of friends, not a customer relationship! ”

"Alas, I think our relationship has long gone beyond friendship! Your hands have never been honest! Sister Ting also sighed.

I don't know when, the palm of the bird meat holding Sister Ting's waist has moved down three inches, and it is still changing the shape of the hand. This guy!

Bird Meat didn't show the slightest embarrassment of being caught, just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Please don't mind, I just slipped my hand!" ”

"Hurry up! Which girl are you looking for? Sister Ting rolled her eyes, obviously she couldn't do anything about him, but she continued to urge: "Today's guests are all coming early, if you say earlier, I will arrange it for you earlier." If it's slow, you'll have to pick up the rest! ”

"Uh......" Bird Meat actually thought seriously for a long time before saying, "An An is not here?" ”

"I've gone with the guests!"

"What about Xiaoya?"

"Go into the box!"

"Duoduo?"

"A regular customer has booked!"

"How?" Bird Meat shouted dissatisfiedly, "Sister Ting, you did it on purpose!" ”

"I told you that today's business is very lively, and you can't see it!" Sister Ting pretended to be annoyed, slapped off the salty pig hand of the bird's meat, crossed her waist and said, "Maybe there will be no more picking!" ”

"Good, good! Sister Ting, you just said who else is left, right? Bird meat hurriedly curryed favor.

"Xiaoxue, Nana, and Orange, these are the only three you've seen, and the others are all new!"

"And the new kids?" Birdmeat's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Yes! Just five came! ”

"Sister Ting......" Bird Meat smiled all over his face, grabbed Sister Ting's hand and kissed it, "For the sake of friendship, recommend a newcomer with the best quality to me!" ”

Sister Ting was already entangled with bird meat and couldn't stand it, so she hurriedly agreed: "No problem!" Just wait! Bag you are satisfied! ”

She turned to look at me again: "What about this handsome little guy who came with you?" What type do you like? ”

"I don't need to! Thank you! I hurriedly waved at Sister Ting.

"Then order one! Sit down, I'll arrange it right away! ”

"Thank you, Sister Ting!" Bird Meat finally let go of Sister Ting's hand, but in the end, when Sister Ting was about to turn away, she reached out and rubbed it on the long-coveted snow peak.

"Dead ghosts! Every time! Sister Ting scolded in shame, threw the silk handkerchief in her hand on the bird's face, and then fled quickly.

I looked at the bird meat with extreme contempt and sneered, "Is it a 'spiritual exchange' for you to be like this?" ”

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Bird Meat forcibly covered up, pretending not to care, "Ghosts have no body, and souls are pure spiritual bodies." My communication with their spiritual bodies must not be considered physical communication! So it can only be regarded as a spiritual exchange! ”

"Do you want to lose face?"

"Look at my face, look closely! Can you still want this face? ”

I decisively gave up my intention to argue with him, and scolded: "Can you be so honest without shame? Alas, completely convinced! ”