376 It's like going back in time
Ou Dong and Huang Lijun's wedding finally began.
At the beginning, the wedding photos of Ou Dong and Huang Lijun were played on the big screen. Later, it was interspersed with a lot of old photos of the two of them when they were students, many of which were taken when they were still in Nanting No. 2 Middle School. There are even several group photos among them, and Han Jie and I naturally appeared in the mirror.
Alas, the eyes are full of memories to kill!
After the photos were shown, the wedding march sounded. Ou Dong and Huang Lijun walked in front, and Han Jie and I followed them to the rostrum. The master of ceremonies is a fried ghost to make a cameo, and according to the simplest procedure, he arranged for Ou Dong and Huang Lijun to complete the wedding ceremony, and then shouted loudly:
"Let us cheer and applaud Ou Naidong and Huang Lijun with the warmest applause! Bless them and make their wishes come true! Happiness! Give birth to a noble son early! Shoot and play! ”
"Smack! Syllable! ”
A burst of colorful and shining flowers fell from the top of their heads, and Ou Dong and Huang Lijun hugged each other excitedly and kissed affectionately. I stood beside them and watched their happy appearance, and my heart was full of emotion. Turning my head again, I didn't want Han Jie to be secretly looking at me, and her eyes were also full of envy.
Soon after the table began, I began to toast table by table with Oudong. Since this wedding banquet was jointly organized by the man and the woman, and the relatives and friends of both parties were in the local area, more than 30 tables were held in a lively and lively manner, and it took a lot of time just to take turns to salute a circle.
Ou Dong was very happy that night, and he did not refuse to come, and almost drank all the toasts to him by himself. Originally, this should have been my best man's job, but no one could stop him when his temper came up, not even Huang Lijun. It wasn't until it was my turn to sit in the classmate seat that my test really began.
Although Han Jie and I have been breaking up for almost five years, many classmates and friends are still unaware of this. They still made fun of me and Han Jie, and clamored for us to do some intimate games. We also have a local custom of weddings, and we don't embarrass the bride and groom, but love to toss the best man and bridesmaid. Therefore, no matter how much trouble they make, I don't dare to turn their faces and not play.
The first game is lipstick guessing. The do-good guy found ten pieces of A4 paper out of nowhere, asked the bridesmaid and the other nine female guests to print a lipstick stamp on each of them, and gave it to the groomsmen to guess. The best man guessed correctly, even if this table is passed, the red envelopes of the whole table can be taken. But if you guess wrong, you have to drink cup after cup until you guess correctly!
These guys also specially poured me ten glasses of 63-degree high liquor. I've never drunk much, I'm afraid I'll fall down after these ten glasses!
As a last resort, I have to guess the ducks on the shelves. But the lipstick prints on those ten sheets of paper all looked similar, and I didn't know the color number, which really stumped me. As a result, I guessed that both of them were wrong, and I was poured two cups.
In desperation, I was already a little dizzy, so I had to look at Han Jie secretly, hoping to compare the color of the lipstick on her lips again. Isn't that cheating?
Han Jie was also looking at me, but she didn't speak, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, as if she was smiling.
I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, and I thought to myself, "Is she gloating?" Feelings, they play with me so much, it has nothing to do with you, right? It's just that I don't help, but I still snicker! ”
So, I guessed another one at random, which was naturally wrong, and I was poured a third cup.
I looked at Han Jie angrily again. She frowned at first, as if she was a little worried, and then smiled at me. However, this time her eyes seemed to be able to speak, and I suddenly "chuckled" in my heart: "Is she sending me a code?" ”
I went back and carefully compared the remaining seven lipstick prints. Sure enough, one of them is that the corners of the mouth are obviously upturned!
I was overjoyed and immediately chose that one.
"Alas, it's not fun to guess it so quickly!" The group of friends was immediately disappointed.
I laughed and winked at Han Jie proudly, my heart warm. Hey! It turns out that she is still facing me!
The difficulty of the later games is not so high. The request made by the second table is that the groomsmen and bridesmaids eat together, but not with their hands, only with their mouths. This game is what we often play here, and there is nothing new about it, just to see the tacit understanding of the groomsmen and bridesmaids.
The first thing we ate was apples. An old classmate tied an apple with a string and hung it between me and Han Jie, and let us reach out and nibble together. Of course, this test can only be regarded as a warm-up, and the apple is so big, it is more difficult to gnaw it than to gnaw it. So, Han Jie and I easily got it done.
The second thing is a plum, which is much smaller than an apple. Han Jie and I looked at the plum and stretched out our mouths to bite at the same time. That plum "flew" away out of thin air!
"Poof!"
Han Jie and I immediately kissed firmly, and both of us were stunned and hurriedly separated.
"Hahaha!" The friends immediately burst into laughter and coaxed: "What are you doing so quickly?" Kiss for a long time! Not a stranger again! Hahaha! ”
I shook my head helplessly, I couldn't get angry yet, so I had to say to the old classmate who was carrying the plum: "Hey, do it again!" ”
"Okay!" He grinned.
So, Han Jie and I were ready to take on the challenge again. I guessed that the guy would definitely repeat the old trick, so I simply sucked the plum first in advance, and then gave Han Jie a look. Han Jie was also very clever, and quickly took a light bite on the plum, and most of the remaining plums naturally went into my mouth.
"How?" I proudly showed off to the old classmate, "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder!" ”
He smiled evilly, pointed at me and said, "Brisket Sheng, don't get too complacent first, I have something ready for you!" ”
"What's that?" I suddenly felt something wrong.
"Cherry!"
"Nima ......"
That cherry is not much bigger than a thumb, and if two people bite together, the four lips must touch together!
I looked at Han Jie with a wry smile and asked for her help. Han Jie glared at her eyes and said, "What are you afraid of?" Why don't you just eat a cherry? Come! ”
"Phew! It's really bold! "The old classmates have been cheering us on.
The old classmate hung the cherry between me and Han Jie again. In order to prevent him from making any more ghosts, Han Jie grabbed the string, took the first bite of the cherry, and then looked at me. I couldn't, so I had to stick my mouth out.
"Poof!"
Another crunch. I actually didn't bite the cherry at all, I was all eaten by Han Jie.
"Not bad! Not bad! Interesting! Young people just can afford to play! The onlookers who "didn't know the truth" were also enthusiastic, and applauded and applauded together.
So, then Han Jie and I went through various tests in a row, such as asking me to pick up Han Jie and walk around the wine table three times, or carry her around the banquet hall in the posture of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law. What's more, someone even directly asked Han Jie to smear all her lipstick on my mouth!
The two of us also let go completely. Every time I faced a challenge, I made eye contact with Han Jie in advance, and then dealt with the past very tacitly and naturally, as if I had really returned to the old couple's relationship, intimate.
finally played a "customs clearance", and finally reached the last link, that is, the bride Huang Lijun is going to throw a bouquet!
Many single girls crowded over, clamoring to grab this bouquet, hoping that they could get a good omen and a good meaning.
But Huang Lijun picked up the microphone and said directly: "I can achieve a good marriage today, and I must thank my best sister and best friend." Without her always being by my side to help me and enlighten me, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to persist in the long-distance love run for so many years. So, please forgive me for giving her this bouquet! ”
After that, Huang Lijun walked straight to Han Jie and stuffed the bouquet into Han Jie's hand with a smile. Han Jie didn't seem to plan to grab the bouquet, but at this time, she was a little stupid, and she didn't know what to do with the bouquet. Then, she subconsciously looked at me.
"Together! Together! Together! ”
All the old classmates shouted, and the atmosphere of the audience also reached the most dramatic at this moment!
Han Jie's embarrassing performance and I made everyone happy, and the wedding banquet finally ended in laughter. Ou Dong was already drunk and collapsed on the sofa with a happy smirk. I originally wanted to do my duty as an iron buddy to send him back, but the fried ghost volunteered to take the lead.
He gave me a look and said, "You don't have to worry about Ou Dong, I'll carry him back with a few other classmates." You're in charge of sending the bridesmaids home! ”
I naturally understood his kindness, so I had to stay and accompany Han Jie to the door of the hotel to take a taxi.
After a whole night of interaction, the two of us were not as unfamiliar with each other as they were when we first met. I casually asked her, "You haven't had many bars?" ”
"Heh, have you forgotten that I drink a lot better than yours?" Han Jie naturally opened her mouth to laugh at me, "You're not drunk, how can I be drunk?" ”
"yes......" I scratched my head in embarrassment.
"What? You still want to use the old trick tonight to get me drunk again? Han Jie continued to look at me meaningfully.
"How dare I!"
"Why don't you dare?"
I was stunned for a moment: was she hinting at me?
Han Jie's eyes when she looked at me were indeed full of ambiguity, and even, as if she was a little teasing!
My mood suddenly became excited. If I can spend the night with Han Jie again tonight, wouldn't it be a hope to get back together?
"I ......"
But when the words came to my lips, a chill inexplicably came out of a corner of my mind. I couldn't help but think back to the bleak ending after the last passion between the two.
My current Yin Gong cultivation has reached the fourth level instead of retreating. If I really be with her tonight, it will definitely end in embarrassment!
Alas, why bother to give her, and find yourself this kind of suffering?
So, I had to hold back the throbbing mood and shake my head with a wry smile. Seeing this, Han Jie's expression suddenly turned cold and she felt disappointed. She got into a taxi without looking back and left.