(It disappeared 18 minutes after it was posted, and this is someone reporting me!) ）

Item card: Body armor

Evaluation: Ultra-thin, threaded, with particles, gives you and her (him) the most comfortable experience.

(Effect: Blocks a bullet for 30 minutes.) ）

(The number of uses is 1, even if you don't shoot, this thing can't be washed and reused!) ）

The corners of Wang Yaozu's mouth twitched wildly for a while, like an epileptic patient who had committed a disease, and the ghost movie he watched last night flashed in the driver's mind, and his face turned pale suddenly, and the car also played on the road.

Come on, system, you, specially, explain to me what the hell 'he' is!

I'm #¥%...... Wang Yaozu felt an urge to type frantically with both hands and curse.

Ultra-thin is for the wearer's ease of movement, and the thread is actually for the force to give the bullet deflection, and there are particles that are ...... Well, I can't make it up!

How else can I say it, whether it is serious or not depends entirely on who it is compared to, there is a tide maker to make a base, this body armor looks much more normal, at least, he is indeed bulletproof, and there are no strange attributes, as for the evaluation, it is all a fart in the system.

Wang Yaozu punched himself in the chest and swallowed that breath raw.

I'll just say, the system can't be so pitted!

Next time, next time it must be a good thing.

System I believe in you!

Wang Yaozu, who forcibly relieved himself, walked towards the last card point again, and a few lines of handwriting immediately appeared in front of him.

Skill Cards: Below

Evaluation: You are delicious below, and people who have eaten it say it is good.

(Passive effect: When equipped, your hands become very flexible and full of magic, mastering the essence of pinching, kneading, pressing, pressing, patting, and rubbing.) ）

(Active Effect: The noodles under you are full of magic, and the favorability of the person who eats this noodles is doubled, and the male effect is doubled for one day.) ）

That's it?

I worked hard to get the lottery from the rain of bullets, why did you give Lao Tzu a 'below'?

Wang Yaozu's hands trembled, system, you say, how did my hand offend you!

My uncle, Wang Yaozu's face is pale, what a mess!

A lottery at five levels!

Also, What the hell is male effect doubled? Why not females...... No, it's women!

system, you are a real dog!

At this time, the taxi slowly stopped, and the driver looked at Wang Yaozu, whose expression was constantly changing, and whispered, "Big man, it's here." ”

Looking at the taxi driver who didn't want money, Wang Yaozu looked inexplicable, and could only wave his hand and say, "Then, next time I'll take your car!" ”

The driver's face changed dramatically, and he disappeared into the night sky with one foot on the accelerator, leaving only a string of exhaust fumes floating in the air.

What's wrong!?

Wang Yaozu shook his head and ...... home No, Ye Yingwen walked to his house.

Ding Dong, the doorbell rang, and Ye Yingwen, who had been waiting anxiously for a long time, jumped up from the sofa suddenly, ran over and pulled the door open, and the scene that caught his eyes made Wang Yaozu freeze on the spot.

I saw that Ye Yingwen was just wearing delicate makeup, a hairpin with a golden bell hanging on the red elk's small horns stuck the shawl long hair behind her head, her round and smooth forehead was exposed, and there was a big red bow around her neck, and the two golden bells hanging down on it jingled as she walked,...... →。

Seeing Wang Yaozu walk in, Ye Yingwen was slightly stunned, the strong smell of gunpowder smoke and blood made him understand something, but she understood that she shouldn't ask more, at this moment, as long as she used her own way to give this man enough warmth.

Thinking about it, she took two steps back, leaned on the wall with both hands and made a waist movement, as her body swayed, the sound of clanging came, a pair of big eyes looked at Wang Yaozu innocently, and her pink lips pursed slightly: "...... →”

For a moment, Wang Yaozu remembered a lyric in his mind.

I'm going to give you a gift and put on a red and white ...... →。

Don't ask Wang Yaozu why he knows this song.

It was given to him by a friend of his, along with a picture of a coss elk.

Raising his legs and entering the door, he slammed the door slammed shut with a bang, Wang Yaozu raised his hand and rubbed his nose, his smile gradually became perverted, "Since you put on Pinru's clothes, then I'm welcome!" ”

Secretly poked and poked the skill card: the tide maker hand into the skill bar, Wang Yaozu flew up with a 'sneer' smile, causing Ye Yingwen to scream.

やめて……

いく、いく、いくよ……

Outside the window, the neon flashes, and the smoke, blood, beauty, and lust in the window perfectly constitute a microcosm behind this prosperous era.

……

Day 2 and Day ......

Wang Yaozu is rarely lying in bed, in the past, he insisted on getting up and exercising, but today he really feels a little tired.

This is not to say that his waist is not good, the main thing is that he first took a gun with someone last night and killed people in blood, don't look at the time is not long, but on that occasion a large amount of adrenaline is secreted, and the physical strength consumed in a short period of time is extremely huge, and as a result, he went home and fought with a gun, fighting all night, no matter how good his waist is, he can't stand it.

"Don't throw away the blood-stained clothes directly, soak them in disinfectant and wash them before throwing them away." Wang Yaozu sat on the head of the bed and said shirtless.

"I understand, come, come down and eat porridge, I specially added sea cucumber and mussels, it is very delicious." Ye Yingwen poked her head out of the living room and shouted.

(Mussels, also known as pearl cabbage and shell vegetables, are rich in protein, iodine, B vitamins, zinc, iron, calcium, phosphorus, etc.) Its taste is salty, warm, has the effect of warming the kidneys and consolidating essence, invigorating qi and replenishing deficiency, and is suitable for men's X dysfunction, bereavement*, room labor, thirst and other diseases. ）

How many sea cucumbers and mussels can't be made up for if it goes on like this, Wang Yaozu muttered as he got out of bed, there were five battles in a row, and in the end, he had to use the skill: Tide Hand, so that Ye Yingwen could be considered completely conquered after falling into a state of water shortage.

Sure enough, cos or something, it's not just men who are excited!

"Rascal, you're wearing pants." Seeing Wang Yaozu walking out like this, Ye Yingwen blurted out.

"Wow, isn't it?" Wang Yaozu stretched out his arm and said with a look of disbelief: "Don't you know what you did to me last night, and now you call me a hooligan?" Don't you admit it when you put on your pants! ”

"I didn't expect you to be such an aluminum man!" Wang Yaozu pointed at Ye Yingwen, his face full of bitterness and grief.

Ye Yingwen took two steps forward directly, reached out and grabbed it, his chest was tightly pressed against Wang Yaozu, he looked up at him and said, "I can be responsible, as long as you agree!" ”

"Ahem...... Wang Yaozu snorted exaggeratedly, "Wow, who cooked this porridge, it's so fragrant, I really can't help it!" ”

He was about to walk towards the table, but was gently dragged back by Ye Yingwen, and Wang Yaozu, who was in pain, gasped.

"Men don't have a good thing, scumbag!" Ye Yingwen let go of her hand, walked to the table with a cold face and sat down.

Wang Yaozu lowered his head and drank porridge, but he didn't dare to reply, and suddenly raised his head in the middle of the ring and said, "I'm going to go to the police station in a while, there are sea cucumbers and mussels, fill me some." ”

"What are you doing at the police station?" Ye Yingwen also knew her situation, sighed in her heart, and smiled again.