1000 micro-expressions training
"......." Policeman: How will this make him look directly at the chicken leg in the future?" Why do you carry a fork with you? Know that this is dangerous goods. ”
"Of course it's for eating." Ji Tang replied naturally, "But this fork is stained with raw blood and can't be used, can you ask the driver's uncle for compensation?" ”
"......" The policeman took a deep breath, "...... children"
Ji Tang suddenly had a serious expression: "I'm just defending myself, so I don't need compensation, right?" ”
“…… No. We've decided to reward you. You deserve praise for assisting the police in handling the case, please keep up the good work! ”
……
Lin Jing waited at home for a long time, and finally heard the doorbell ring.
When Lin Jing opened the door, she saw Ji Tang standing straight at the door, with a big red flower the same size as her face pinned to her high-end green dress worth about 100,000 yuan, and a red banner hanging on her shoulder.
She smiled extremely brightly, and that smile simply blinded Lin Jing's eyes.
Not to mention the big red pennant she held in her hand......
Her whole person grows in the sun, shining and radiant!
Where did the stupidity come from?
Lin Jing slammed the door expressionlessly, it must be that she opened the door in the wrong way.
The doorbell rang again, Lin Jing took a deep breath, and opened the door after doing a full psychological construction.
This time it was a policeman standing at the door.
"......" Lin Jing: Just let her run a step......
"Hello, are you the parent of Ji's child?" The policeman didn't wait for Lin Jing to open her mouth and said, "Ji's little friend assists the police in handling the case, which is worthy of praise!" ”
"......" Lin Jing: Parents! Is she that old?
Lin Jing made flower tea for the two policemen who sent Ji Tang back.
"Let's ask, children like doctors, right? The technique is good, clean and neat, and it will definitely make a difference in the future......"
The police remembered the report: the wound of the injured person was neat, the section did not pause, and the technique was sophisticated and clean......
This child is so young, and he is taught by his parents well!
"......" The smile on Lin Jing's face has been frozen for a long time: she is just in the entertainment industry.
"If you don't think I'm talkative, I'd like to say more. The psychiatrist in our bureau chatted with the child for a few words and speculated that she might have some ...... Forehead...... Psychological problems, of course, if you don't agree, it should be our mouthful. "The police tried to be as tactful as possible.
"No, you have a point." Lin Jing took a deep breath and smiled softly and tactfully.
"As a parent, you should give your child more care and let your child feel warm ......"
Lin Jing's whole body was stiff: she was only 34 years old, did she look very old? directly became Ji Tang's mother.
Sending the two policemen away, Lin Jing couldn't see joy or anger on her face.
"Agent, where is this?" Ji Tang waved a pennant in the air.
"Take it back yourself." Lin Jing turned on the five lights in the room and placed a mirror on the table.
“?” Ji Tang leaned over and sat in front of the mirror, "Agent, do you want me to appreciate my beauty?" ”
"Start with a small goal today and show me your 1,000 expressions before sunset." Lin Jing is cruel and ruthless.
"......" Ji Tang: Either she didn't wake up, or she was dizzy from hunger.
Emotions.
Aren't there only four of them? What else?
Ji Tang complained and complained, she fully showed Lin Jing the superiority of advanced genes, and achieved this goal before noon.
"It seems that I underestimated you, and you have the value of letting me give it a go and hold you to the top. I'm going to remake plans for you. ”
Talent, this thing is hard to find, and Ji Tang happens to have it.
Ji Tang returned to Jiang's house and wanted to find Jiang Zhi for comfort. But she didn't feel any signs of the energy body's activity.
"Auntie, where did Jiang Zhi go?"