Today is Sunday, Jiang Yu doesn't have to go to the company, and his legs are almost better, so he goes out to fool around with his former fox friends again.

When I got home, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening.

Jiang Yu pushed open the door drunk, but he couldn't touch the switch, so he walked directly to the bed in the dark, fell asleep.

In a daze, Jiang Yu felt as if there was something beside him, but he didn't pay much attention to it, turned over and continued to sleep.

Immediately after, everyone in the Jiang family heard Jiang Yu's screams.

For a while, Jiang Yu's room was crowded with people.

"What's the situation?" Jiang's mother yawned, "The ghost cries and howls in the middle of the night, disturbing my beauty sleep." ”

"Mom~" Jiang Yu cried, "Someone wants to murder me, put crayfish on my bed, live!" ”

Ji Tang's eyes were sharp, and he grabbed the crayfish with a handful: "Is this one?" ”

The lobster is still flaring its teeth and claws, and it is very arrogant.

"Be careful, don't let it catch you." Jiang Zhi saw that Ji Tang's gesture of catching the lobster was wrong, and hurriedly snatched it from her hand.

Ji Tang scratched his head and muttered, "It seems that I brought it back......"

Without waiting for Jiang Yu to attack, Jiang Mu spoke again.

"Didn't I throw it in the pot, how did it get out on its own? It's in good spirits, it must be fresh! ”

Jiang Yu cried even worse: Isn't there anyone who cares about him?

"Oops, isn't it just a lobster pinching your ass?" Mother Jiang waved her hand, "A manly man, how can he be so hypocritical?" ”

Jiang Yu: Is this biological?

After the family doctor gave him the medicine, he was the only one left in the room.

Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old, no mother......

Jiang Yu lay on the bed and cried.

The next day, Jiang's father and Jiang Zhi went to the military region, Jiang's mother and sisters went shopping together, and Ji Tang became a jobless vagrant again, and Jiang Yu, an injured person, was idle at home.

"How can I be idle at home? I'm a man of great ambitions! Jiang Yu lay on the sofa and took a bite of the apple.

Ji Tang also felt that Jiang Yu was so pitiful, and the listener was in tears.

Do you want to give him a cure?

No way!

Jiang Yu's mouth is too big to hide.

Then we have to use another way.

"Jiang Yu, I thought of a good way for you to go to the company to sign in!"

Ji Tang put Jiang Yu on a stretcher and prepared to carry him to the company.

"Nope! How can my image of being wise and martial be defeated on this stretcher? ”

Ji Tang thought about it and had a good idea again.

She tore down the curtain and covered Jiang Yu: "In this way, others won't know it's you." ”

She's such a clever little ghost!

Afterwards, Jiang Yu felt that he was really stupid.

Ji Tang is stupid, why should he infect him?

Ji Tang watched Jiang Yu pound the table frantically: "Didn't you go to the company, why are you still unhappy?" ”

"I hate it! They didn't see my face, but everyone saw someone lying on a stretcher and being sent to the president's office, and everyone guessed who it was! ”

Jiang Yu felt that his tall and mighty glorious image no longer existed: "Why do you have to carry me into the office?" I'm covered like a corpse, so I might as well not be clothed! ”

Jiang Yu was crying, and Ji Tang felt annoyed: "Why are you so hypocritical?" ”

Jiang Yu looked at Ji Tang with teary eyes like a negative man: "Who harmed my ass?" ”

Ji Tang ran away with a weak heart, and closed the door considerately.