"I have the qualifications to teach."

The fat teacher ran back to the podium and flipped through it, finding a copy of the teacher's certificate.

Cheng Hai: "......"

This guy is in a strange place, but unexpectedly serious.

"That's not what I meant." Cheng Hai denied.

"Then you are ......"

For the parents of the students, the tone of the fat teacher is still quite respectful.

"Your school has been at the bottom of the city for five years in a row, 10% lower than the second-to-last. Especially in the class you led, the only student who passed the college entrance examination didn't even pass the second book! ”

Cheng Hai's eyes were cold, and he saw that the fat teacher was sweating and lowered his head.

Cheng Hai glanced at Ji Youzhu, looked back again, and continued: "So I want to see if you have a problem, or if my child has a problem." ”

"Ah!!h

Ji Youzhu covered his face again.

It's a shame......

"What do you want to think?"

It was about his reputation, and the fat teacher's expression became solemn.

"To tell you the truth, I didn't go to college after graduating from high school."

Cheng Hai dragged out a stool, sat on it, and said, "So, you come up with the question, we will fight." If I can't answer your question, it proves that your academic qualifications are not watery. ”

"Not ......"

The fat teacher wiped the "sweat" from his forehead and asked, "You have to look at my qualifications, shouldn't you test me with questions?" ”

In this kind of competition, answering questions is definitely more advantageous than asking questions.

Cheng Hai spread his hands and said, "I'm not a teacher, how can I ask questions?" ”

The fat teacher sweated more on his forehead.

"Don't worry, it's been a long time since I graduated, and what I learned has already been returned to the teacher, so I don't have to be so nervous." Cheng Hai said with a smile.

This was true, because he felt cursed and he didn't go to college.

But this doesn't mean that he doesn't have any ink on his chest, at least under the analysis of the forbidden eye, the high school difficulty math problems are at his fingertips.

As for why this challenge was presented, in addition to the fact that the number of flowers in stock is limited, it cannot be wasted. More importantly, I want to teach Cheng Yiyi the truth of prescribing the right medicine.

After all, the Yi Yi he was looking forward to was a lady, and she couldn't be as rude as Ji Youzhu.

“？？？”

Ji Youzhu frowned, feeling that he had been invisibly persecuted again.

"I thought of it!"

The fat teacher finally came up with the joint and said, "Let's compare pairs!" ”

Cheng Hai's words, he didn't believe it for 10,000.

Instead of being solved by him in a conventional way, it is better to compare the text background and responsiveness.

"Okay."

Cheng Hai readily agreed.

While you can't cheat on pairs with the Forbidden Eye, it shouldn't be a problem.

So, Cheng Hai stood up again and said with a smile: "It's right!" ”

The fat teacher took a folding fan, walked a few steps with his hands behind his back, and suddenly raised his hand and said: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, but they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!"

Long Yiyang: "......"

Li Feng: "......"

Is this coupling describing yourself?

Cheng Hai touched his chin, muttered for about ten seconds, stretched out a finger, and said: "Ten subjects, nine hanging provinces, eight joint examinations, countdown to seven cities, six districts and five towns, but hard to go to four or three two doors, repeat together!" ”

Everyone looked at each other, and Long Yiyang couldn't help but sigh: "It's so neat." ”

The fat teacher heard Cheng Hai's sarcasm, and couldn't help but have a solemn expression, and said respectfully: "In the lower seven provinces, the champion (countdown), known as the head of the education elite, may I ask who Your Excellency is?" ”

"Didn't you say it, parents of students, I've read books for two or three years."

Cheng Hai took out a flower from his pocket and continued: "If you want to be more detailed, I am actually a wizard. ”

The flowers quietly withered, which can be regarded as a show of force.

"Okay, then I'll meet you!"

The fat teacher's face was solemn, pondered for a moment, and gave a second pair, "In the picture, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, the little wizard, ridiculous." ”

Cheng Hai chuckled and sneered: "In school, people are silent, ghosts are unconscious, a mediocre teacher, boring and boring. ”

"Good!"

The crowd applauded.

"Huh?"

The fat teacher gritted his teeth, and then said: "The warbler, the warbler, the swallow, the emerald red, the red everywhere is just right." ”

Cheng Hai took a deep breath and fell into deep thought.

This is a pair of overlapping words, and the forward and reverse readings are smooth, and it is not easy to align them.

However, he glanced at the nervous Long Yiyang and the others, and suddenly had an idea.

"The people are laughing day and night, day and night."

"Huh?"

The fat teacher pondered carefully, the warblers and swallows are all birds, and the people are all human, and the adjectives in the back are also right, and I can't help but feel stunned.

But read it upside down......

Haha, hee, hee, every day, every day, everyone is silly.

How does he feel like a verb on this day?

However, compared with the upper link that he forcibly reversed, this reverse link is more graphic......

"Good!"

The students don't know what is right or wrong, just clap their hands and praise it.

"Parent Saigao!"

"Father-in-law!"

Long Yiyang wanted to fish in troubled waters, but met Ji Youzhu's murderous gaze.

Some people are destined not to catch up with the goddess.

"Next." Cheng Haidao.

The fat teacher was no longer entangled, and said confidently: "Ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji." ”

This pair is not simple, this is a split word pair, ten hearts three words combined, just to form a word, if you patronize the problem on the battle, then fall into the trap.

But Cheng Hai was not fooled, and said with a smile: "He Nai has gone through, and he has penetrated your mother." ”

"Poof!"

The two male classmates laughed, and Ji Youzhu silently covered Cheng Yiyi's ears.

looks like a pretty reliable person, but I don't want to be so rude.

"You!"

Seeing Cheng Hai's insults, the fat teacher immediately retorted: "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage." ”

Cheng Hai walked past the podium, picked up his qualification certificate and glanced at it, and said with a smile: "You have a low academic background and forged two certificates." ”

"You're spewing blood!"

The fat teacher was angry and anxious, walked directly in front of Cheng Hai, gritted his teeth and said, "Your grave is here to plant trees!" ”

Cheng Hai glanced at the weeds outside, looked at him again, and said, "You can raise donkeys in your school." ”

This is a sarcasm that he is a donkey.

"Donkey meat burned into my belly." The fat teacher said angrily.

"Paper money, no one sacrifices you." Cheng Hai said coldly.

"You!"

The fat teacher fell backwards to the ground, spurting blood from his head.

Cheng Hai didn't have any mercy, tore the qualification certificate in his hand into shredded paper, and said coldly: "I claim to be a famous teacher, but I don't have any ink on my chest." I have never seen such a brazen person who teaches people badly but puts all the responsibility on the students! ”

"You, you ......"

The fat teacher seemed to have asthma, and the whole person was decadent, "I, really...... Is it that bad? ”

"Schools have been abolished because they can't recruit students, doesn't that explain the problem?"

Cheng Hai looked at him and persuaded: "Study hard in the next life, before you go out of society, learn what is called responsibility." ”

"I see......"

A hint of loneliness flashed between the fat teacher's eyebrows, and his body became transparent.