Squeak~~!

Boom!

With the screech of brakes, a black supercar came to a steady stop on the curb side of the neighborhood.

And then

A handsome-looking woman in a black one-piece leather suit, with a belt around her waist, a holster and some combat gadgets pinned to it, and a multi-purpose tool in her hand, got out of the driver's seat and slammed it hard against her door.

‘……’

‘……’

The non-federal government personnel who wore and openly armed themselves quickly attracted the attention of many neighbors and pedestrians in the vicinity, but when they saw that the logo was a hideous steel bear's head badge, they suddenly looked away and went about their business.

Because, they knew from the black sports car with the badge as a car logo that it must be the guardian of the earth, the personnel and vehicles of the A.D. bear that have gradually replaced the functions of the United Nations and performed the duties of the world police, which are very common on the earth today, and they should not be too surprised.

"No. 0309 ......"

"That's right, this must be it!"

Looking at the somewhat crooked house number, and then at the two small trees in the other courtyard, which had been torn a little bare, and at the neighbor's tree, which had also suffered because of its overgrown branches, the girl took off the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, pinned them to the tight clothes on her full chest, and then twisted her beautiful waist and walked straight into the courtyard of the house.

That's right!

Today, one of the top officials of the Bear Shield Bureau, Director Nick Fury's right-hand man, and a member of the Avengers and an elite agent, Black Widow Natasha Romanoff, drove alone to this wealthy neighborhood on the edge of Pelham Bay Park, intending to carry out one of her missions!

Ding dong~!

Ding Ding Dong~!!

After reconfirming the house number and making sure that she was not in the wrong place, Natasha, the black widow who walked to the door of the house, directly stretched out her hand, rang the doorbell twice, and then held her arms and stood patiently outside the door for a long time.

'......Ahh

'Who?' Is it selling insurance? ’

'The poor monk has told you many times, the poor monk and the apprentice are the true Buddha, what does the true Buddha mean, do you people in Fanbang understand? We really don't need that kind of accident insurance, we don't need medical insurance, and we don't need to buy that kind of burglary insurance! ’

"No matter how messy you are here in the Bronx, the poor monk dares to guarantee that no one will dare to come to the poor monk's one-third of an acre of land to mess ......"

A somewhat irritable and annoyed voice, apparently belonging to a young man, came from the house and drew closer, and then, as the door opened, a young man in an ugly gray-brown robe with a shiny bald head with several rows of ring scars appeared before Natasha's eyes.

‘！！ ’

Boom!!

However, without waiting for Natasha to introduce herself, she only saw that the other party was stunned at first, and then quickly closed the door?

But fortunately, after less than three seconds, the other party quickly opened the wooden door, and at this time, the other party had already changed into a certain brand-name casual clothes that looked a little heroic and handsome?

“……”

Can you change clothes so quickly?!

Seeing the other party's outfit, and thinking about the extremely short time it took to close the door and open it again, Black Widow Natasha couldn't help but be a little stunned, not knowing how the other party did it.

“！！”

"Hi~! This demon ..... this girl, hello, what is the matter with us? Are you going to sell insurance, don't say it, come in, we have changed our minds, no matter what you sell, we all bought it!! ”

Then

After discovering that a certain 'insurance seller' standing outside the door was actually a charming female goblin, a monkey that had turned into a human immediately rushed over, and while squeezing away a bald head that was just about to speak, he was impatient to greet first.

And ah, there is something in what he said just now, that is: even if the other party wants to sell herself, he will definitely buy it, because he is really not bad for money!!

"Amitabha!"

"This female benefactor, the poor monk is commonly known as Tang Xiaoseng, the law name is Sanzang, is the second disciple of the Buddha, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and was awarded the title of Tan Merit Buddha in the Great Lei Yin Temple...... I don't know what this female benefactor has to do when she comes here to find a poor monk and apprentice? ”

A certain monk who called himself Tang Sanzang quietly and quietly squeezed away a certain troubled Uncle Monkey before he quietly pretended to be a monk and said seriously.

Just now, when he saw that it was such an incomparably beautiful Miaoman Royal Sister, and after looking at the other party's super perfect bumpy figure under the bodysuit, he was excited and quickly changed out of the untimely monk's robe......

Then, he thought of the kind of etiquette he saw on TV, and hurriedly stepped forward to completely block his own Uncle Monkey, and while blocking the door, he grabbed the other party's hand and gently kissed the back of the other party's hand.

'Good, good, good......'

To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng has always felt that the etiquette of these Fanbang savages is really vulgar!

As the so-called men and women do not kiss, how can they have this kind of etiquette that strange men and women can kiss the back of their hands when they meet? It's really unreasonable, insulting to Sven!

But......

After all, it's to follow the local customs, so, cough cough...... He Tang Xiaoseng had to reluctantly experience it a little, and he couldn't let these Fanbang barbarians laugh at them, monks from the Heavenly Empire, who didn't understand etiquette, right?

“……”

What's the situation?

However, the black widow Natasha, who had been stunned for a while, finally came back to her senses at this time, and the corners of her mouth twitched, her face was black, and she snorted coldly in her nose, withdrew her hand quietly, and rubbed it on the clothes behind her.

‘！？ ’

'Bald donkey, what do you want to do?!' ’

Finding that a certain dead thief wanted to rob his own way, a certain monkey first pulled the other party in, and then gritted his teeth and leaned into the other party's ear and asked in a low voice:

'This is my dish, you give it to my grandson!!' ’

‘……’

'Uncle Monkey, don't force the poor monk to recite the mantra of tightening......

'Humph! ’

'It's useless to tighten the spell!' This chick and my grandson have seen the right eye, and the matter is not negotiable! ’

‘……’

"The little monk promised not to tell Aunt Jingjing about your visit to the nightclub when he went back......

‘！！ ’

'You dare?! ’

'The little monk never speaks......

'Good, good! Dead thief bald, count you ruthless!! ’

After agreeing between a few words, as a certain monkey turned around and returned to the living room to continue watching his TV, a bald young monk smiled kindly and stood in front of the 'female goblin' who looked more like a goblin than the goblins he had ever seen.

“……”

Really!

After seeing the performance of the two, Black Widow Natasha sighed in her heart.

Because, on the reports and records of the two of them in the past few days, she can basically guess what kind of goods these two guys are! And if they had known that the other party was such a virtuous guy, I am afraid that she should have been the one who came out of contact for the first time a few days ago! Well, it doesn't seem too late to replace her now?

Anyway, against this kind of guy, she Black Widow is very handy, even if the other party has some kind of powerful ability, she has long been experienced in a hundred battles.

"I'm talking about this handsome little guy!"

"Are you going to keep at the door and not let me sit in first?"

Natasha didn't come to sell insurance, and she believed that the other party should have seen it a long time ago, so she didn't explain, just held her arm and looked at a monk in front of her who looked too 'charming' and teased.

Yes, she Natasha has seen a lot of all kinds of men, but it is the first time she has seen a man like this cream little boy with a hint of 'bewitching' aura in front of her! A guy like this, presumably an ordinary woman must be unable to resist easily, right? But it's a pity that she Natasha is not an ordinary woman, she is very disgusted with such a creamy student, and she is very disgusted with this kind of man who is more 'woman' than a woman!!

"Amitabha!"

"It's the little monk who is rude, this female benefactor, please come in!"

Smiling slightly, Tang Xiaoseng took a step back and gave way after announcing the Buddha's name, just watched the other party twist the tight big ass and walk in step by step, and let the other party start to wander and look arbitrarily in the living room of their house that had not been rented for many days.

At this time, in addition to the other party's ass and Miaoman's figure, the weapon on the opponent's waist, the dagger in the shoe cover, the short blade on the glove and the small objects hidden in the hair that I don't know what they are used for, all kinds of seemingly vicious killing weapons, he Tang Xiaoseng has already seen them! It's just that whether it's Tang Xiaoseng himself or a monkey pretending to watch TV, they are not the kind of ordinary people who have no power to restrain demons, so they definitely won't care about that kind of inconsequential little details.

'Hey! ’

'Little monk! Wouldn't it be nice to let her in without asking? And this lonely man and widow ......'

Taking advantage of the opportunity for the other party to look around their house, and the moment a thief walked across the sofa, a certain monkey grabbed the other party's sleeve and pulled it to him.

'Amitabha ......'

'Uncle Monkey, you're too worried! You don't know who the little monk is, don't say she's a fake goblin, even if it's a real goblin, there is a way to subdue her as a teacher! Just go! Go outside and try to buy something good to eat and drink and come back, and remember, be decent! ’

'Maybe we'll have to keep her for a meal later?' ’

After slapping away the other party's monkey paw, Tang Xiaoseng refuted his own monkey uncle with a smile, and commanded the other party to save the other party from ruining his own good deeds.

After all, a man and a woman are indeed lonely men and widows, but two men and a woman are not, so a dead monkey with no eyes is obviously superfluous.

‘！！ ’

'Why?' After all the scriptures have been taken, you kid still dare to call my grandson? Don't go! Don't go!! ’

'Not going?' ’

'Don't go to death!!' ’

‘……’

Seeing that the other party directly shook his hands and didn't do anything, and he didn't sit down on the wide sofa and pretended to scratch his feet and watch TV, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice, thinking that there was really nothing else in the refrigerator except bread and frozen steamed buns, and he didn't even have tea and fruits, so he could only grit his teeth and plan to go over to talk to the other party first.

“……”

"Hah! You guys, you're really chic here......"

After looking around, Natasha shook her head, then sat down at the small coffee table in front of her, without thinking of herself as an outsider, and then said to the bald little man who couldn't wait to sit across from her.

Of course, 'chic' or anything is all her excuse, because this kind of place where two men live looks messy and dirty, the floor seems to have not been mopped for days, and all kinds of leftover fast food boxes on the coffee table are thrown everywhere, and if it weren't for the mission, she probably wouldn't have come here, so what is this 'chic'?

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"I don't know who this beautiful lady is, this year, Gui Geng, why did you come to the cold house?"

Tang Xiaoseng pronounced a Buddha name, and then squinted at the other party's body and face full of evil, murderous and demonic aura and sighed secretly!

Obviously, this kind of goblin who is a disaster in the world must be the target that he Tang Xiaoseng must submit and reform! His little monk said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?'" Therefore, this kind of goblin who is destined to bring disaster to the world and is destined to cause boundless murder still doesn't dare to bother the monkey uncle of his family to deal with it.

“！！”

How dare you ask your age?

You know, her age is one of the highest-level secrets of the Bear Shield Bureau, and age is also forbidden by her Black Widow Natasha!

Therefore, her eyelids couldn't help jumping, and after her favorability towards the other party, which was not too much, plummeted to the bottom, she took a deep breath, and felt that it was better not to talk too much about a bewitching bald head in front of her today, or to cut directly to the topic?

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense!"

"I'm not selling insurance, and you're not an ordinary person, so let's get straight to the point today! But, until then, I thought, you'll probably know this guy, right? ”

Natasha glanced at the second target who was lying on the sofa a few meters away and pretending to watch TV, but her eyes kept looking at the second target, and then she suddenly reached out and took out a small photo from a slot in her hip, and gently buckled it on the table, pushing it in front of the little bald head who seemed to be the leader.

“！！”

"Is that the little kid?!"

Sun Wukong sat up from the sofa and said with some gritted teeth! Obviously, he knew the other person and didn't like the little girl in the photo very much!!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"I wonder what the relationship between this female benefactor and Aunt Anne in the photo? Where is she now? ”

After being stunned, Tang Xiaoseng used a Buddha horn to slightly hide the trace of surprise and doubt in his heart.

He did recognize the little girl in the photo, of course, the relationship between him and the other party should be called aunt according to the generation..... but when he began to babble and began to remember things with great talent, he called the other party more sister or aunt.

"Good!"

"It's good to know!"

Natasha nodded, but she didn't tell the other person about her relationship with the little guy and where the other person was now, because she didn't even know about the question behind it.

"Let me introduce myself: my name is Natasha Romanoff, and I'm an agent of the Bear Shield Bureau, you should have heard of our Bear Shield Bureau, right? Two days ago, two of my colleagues tried to reach you, but you ran away! ”

"That's why I'm here today!"

After saying that, Natasha raised her eyes and glanced at the middle-aged man who came over and seemed to be a little unhappy, because she didn't know why the other party was so disgusted with their little guy, and this bald guy here had a different attitude?

"My grandson wants to correct it! We didn't run away at that time, we just didn't want to get into trouble with you guys......"

"Humph!"

After saying that, a certain monkey glanced at the photo again, found the hateful smile on it, and found that he had indeed not admitted his mistake, so he snorted coldly.

"Again, we don't want to get into trouble with you!"

"But you probably don't know yet, do you? This little girl, she is one of the high-ranking and founders of our Bear Shield Bureau, maybe, we may be a family? ”

Natasha tapped her finger twice on the table where the photo was located, patiently speaking in the other party's oriental grammar.

“！！”

"Are you Aunt Anne's men? That's great, of course we're a family, can we not be a family? This sister, let's have a good chat today! ”

After the initial shock, Tang Xiaoseng quickly recovered his previous appearance, and stood up busily, and then sat directly beside the other party without seeing anything at all, and sat down next to the other party's arm.

"Tsk!"

This thief is bald!!

A certain monkey sat directly on the seat vacated by the other party with a dark face, and he planned to sit here and listen to what the female goblin wanted to say after a while.

“……”

Glancing at the cream boy on a snake-beating stick, Natasha grinned, then quietly shifted her seat. Because, what she prefers is the kind of muscular macho man, such as Team America or Hulk or something, and it will never be the kind of cream boy around her whose skin is whiter and more delicate than her!!

"Let's talk about it!"

"Who the hell are you? Where did it come from? I need to get to know where you came from! ”

Now that some of the topics had been discussed, and since it was certain that the other party was indeed not an enemy, and that there might be some connection, Natasha quietly pressed a button on the universal tool on her left wrist, turned on the recording instrument, and began to ask.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Female donor, didn't the little monk say it just now?!"

“？？”

"What did you say?"

"The poor monk is commonly known as Tang Xiaoseng, from the Eastern Song Dynasty, the law name Sanzang, also called Tang Sanzang! It is the second disciple under the seat of the Buddha, who is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and after going to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, he was awarded the title of Tan Tan Merit Buddha in the Da Lei Yin Temple, and he is still single......

"As for the sharp-beaked monkey cheek opposite the female benefactor, his legal name is Sun Wukong, and the common name is not mentioned! He used to be a petty official who put horses in the heavenly court, but now he is a poor monk's inferior disciple, stained with the light of a poor monk, and has been crowned a Buddha to defeat the Buddha...... However, the female benefactor doesn't have to worry about him, because he has already got married, and there is a lady in the family who roars in Hedong, who is the second disciple of Pansi Daxian Constellation, and he is very powerful, and he can't be provoked! ”

Tang Xiaoseng completely ignored the terrifyingly black face of a certain monkey, and directly said everything that should be said and what should not be said, and it was still the kind that didn't give any face?

“……”

"Haven't you ever watched "Journey to the West"? Tang Sanzang is obviously from the Tang Dynasty, shouldn't he have come from the 'Eastern Tang Dynasty'? ”

Regardless of whether what the other party said is true or false, Natasha firmly believes that the description in "Journey to the West" she watched shows that Tang Sanzang is indeed from the Tang Dynasty, and she will not believe the inexplicable words that the other party made up so casually!

Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, do you really think that she, the black widow, is easy to fool?!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"The female benefactor misunderstood! The little monk has also read "Journey to the West" in the past two days, but the little monk dares to use the name of the Buddha to vouch for it, and the Tang monk written in that book does not look like a little monk at all! And those goblins aren't as bad as they are written in the books? ”

"Also, the white bone spirit girl is very gentle, his wild monkey dares to fight and see, let alone three times, he dares to do a few games with him after beating a poor monk, is it really a poor monk's Zen staff is an ornament?!"

"The seven spider spirit girls are too, don't you hear it: On the March day of the spot, the fairy wind blew down Su Chanjuan. Sweat stains the powder, the flowers contain dew, and the dust stains the moth eyebrows and willows with smoke. The green sleeves hang low, and the skirt drags the golden lotus. How many times have you kicked and weakened, and your temples are fluffy and fluffy? ”

"The little monk misses it so much......"

"And! The scorpion spirit and the king of the Xiliang women's country are a pair of good girlfriends, and the poor monk has the most say in this matter, but what kind of mess is written in the book? ”

Tang Xiaoseng, who said the head, began to protest unabashedly, and began to hold up grievances for himself and his confidants and goblins.

"But ......"

"The descriptions of the second uncle pig and the third uncle Sha are the most accurate, the dead pig is surprisingly lazy, and the third uncle's thief is bald, he will steal and play tricks all day long, the poor monk has been caught by the monster several times, not only did he not save it, but he also turned around and ran?"

"How unreasonable!!"

"That's right!"

"Finally, let me correct: the poor monk is not actually riding a white dragon horse, but the little donkey under the seat of my ancestor Pansi Daxian Seat, she is a mother and a goblin! However, for the time being, you haven't come with us to your side of the outer land......"

In one breath, Tang Xiaoseng said so much in front of the stunned Bear Shield agent Natasha. Of course, given the not-so-good-looking face of a certain Uncle Monkey sitting opposite, he didn't dare to say some ugly things about the other party, such as hooking up with his sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan, or something like that?

“……”

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

Seeing that the other party was bragging about a lot of inexplicable things, and it didn't sound like there was a truth at all, Natasha's face with a professional smile was pulled down directly. Because, she thinks, whether it is what the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau investigated, or what she asked now, it is all fake!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"The little monk just said that everything is true, why doesn't the female donor believe it?"

After sighing helplessly, Tang Xiaoseng didn't understand, he was obviously honest with each other, why didn't the other party believe it? Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive him, which is exactly what happened to the sentence 'He was supposed to be on the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch'!

"As far as we know, the myths and legends in "Journey to the West" are all completely fictional, and the gods and demons in it have never appeared......"

Natasha sneered and looked at the two dishonest guys in front of her, and began to think of countermeasures, she felt that she had to find a way to make them honest.

"Amitabha Buddha ....."

"Isn't that Thor of the Avengers in your Bear Shield Bureau also a mythical character? Why can he show up and I can't? ”

“！！”

"You still know him, and it seems that you have known a lot about us recently?"

Natasha was slightly startled, and suddenly a little speechless......

"Of course!"

"The poor monk is not talented, but he has a lot of experience in mind reading! Yes, what the female benefactor thinks in her heart, the poor monk already knows it! ”

If he can't read minds, how could he Tang Xiaoseng hook up with so many goblins and become 'mentors and friends' with so many goddesses, fairies and monsters?

“！！”

Swish!

"You actually have the kind of telepathic ability that Professor X has?!"

This scared Natasha a lot, thinking that the little bald head in front of her was the same as the old bald head of Professor X, she could read other people's thoughts and memories without physical contact, and at the same time, he could deprive and control other people's thoughts and control other people's actions through his ability, so she stood up directly, and was so frightened that she took several steps back in a row.

If the other party really has the same ability as Professor X, I'm afraid she has already leaked a lot of the secrets of the Bear Shield Bureau and exposed everything in front of the other party! Of course, what is even more terrifying is that she is afraid that the other party will control her because of this, which is the most deadly!

Sure enough, what Annie's little guy said before was really right, none of the bald people were good people, whether it was Professor X or the bald head in front of him who claimed to be closed, or their Mr. Director?

"Good, good, good......"

"Don't be nervous first, the poor monk really has no malicious intent, and the poor monk is really a Tang monk..... or can it be said to be a Song monk? Also, the poor monk's mind-reading skills are not as powerful as you think......"

"That's it, the verbal explanation is pale and weak after all, Uncle Monkey, you better change it to her, otherwise she will definitely not believe it!"

Seeing that the vigilance on the other party's face became stronger and stronger, and after seeing that he was about to dig out the guy and wanted to fight them, Tang Xiaoseng had to turn his head and said to a certain monkey who was sitting there watching the play across the seat and had not made a sound.

"Why?"

"You won't change yourself?!"

A certain monkey seemed reluctant to be summoned by a thief, so he seemed a little hesitant.

"Amitabha!"

"The little monk was born like this, Uncle Monkey, how do you want the little monk to change?!"

“……”

"Alright, alright! I'm scared of you!! ”

Burst!

Thinking about it, it seems to be the same, and seeing that the woman was indeed a little too nervous, Sun Dasheng, who wanted to ease the atmosphere a little, thought about it, then sighed helplessly and stood up.

"The Monkey King of the Monkey King and the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha is here!!"

"How is it, little lady Natasha, does my grandson look majestic, domineering or domineering?!"

Soon, as someone transformed, a Monkey King wearing chain gold armor, wearing a phoenix winged purple and gold crown, stepping on lotus silk steps, holding a Ruyi golden hoop stick, and a figure of about two meters appeared in the living room of this house, and the Ruyi gold hoop stick in his hand just lightly hit the ground, and easily pierced the thick wooden floor into a cracked pit.

"This ......"

"How are you?!"

Seeing the changes in the other party, Natasha, who was hesitant to take out her weapon and withdraw first, was completely shocked, and then she looked at the middle-aged man who looked like a monkey with a poop and the little bald head that slowly appeared in the difficult gray-brown monk's robe that she had before.

“……”

"You ...... Are you really the characters in "Journey to the West" in that mythical story?! ”

For a long time, Natasha, who was not an ordinary person and knew a little about the many mysteries of this world, after thinking about their gods such as the god of Thunder and the legendary Odin of the Bear Shield Bureau, she suddenly felt that it was not unacceptable for the mission in another mythological story to run out?

"It's like a fake!"

"Female benefactor, can we sit down and continue to talk properly? It's not the first time you've seen a fairy, so can't you talk to the little monk with a normal heart like your thunder god? ”

“……”

"Then how did you come to us? Why haven't we ever found you before? ”

"Amitabha! It's hard to put this thing into words......"

"To be precise, we are not from this realm, and the four of us and our master and apprentice were instructed by God to strayed into this world!"

"Mistaken?"

"How? Spaceship? Or is it a spell? Or is it a portal?! ”

Natasha, who walked slowly, suddenly asked expectantly, because she felt that she had discovered some secret that S.H.I.E.L.D. had been trying to figure out why these people were in their world! Possibly, that will help them get out of their current predicament and be able to cope with the growing chaos?

"Neither!"

"What's that?"

"The little monk's own, in the blink of an eye, the four of the little monks, masters and apprentices found out that we had come to this world for no reason......

"I don't know ......"

"I really don't know, the Buddha can testify!"

“……”

"Is he really the Monkey King?"

"Female benefactor, can this monkey look of his deceive people?"

"Will you change seventy-two? Have you really been crushed under the Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years?! ”

“！！”

"! My grandson doesn't have time to pay attention to you! ”

"The female benefactor, I have said it, it is better to believe in books than to have no books, he was not surrendered by the Buddha, but was turned into thick water by Sister Guanyin's Yang Zhiyu pure bottle!"

"And Guanyin?!"

“……”

Finally, after gaining each other's trust, Natasha sat down again, and just like that, she communicated with the legendary Monkey King and Tang Sanzang at close range.

After chatting for hours, she thoroughly understood what she wanted to know, and Natasha, who was a little satisfied, gently pushed aside a thief monk who sat next to her without a trace, and was still holding her waist, and stood up from her seat.

"Alright, two!"

"I've taken note of your words, and since you are indeed decent people and not dangerous, I will report your information and get you a new ID card as soon as possible! Then you won't have to use spells to confuse others! ”

"And!"

"Please stop picking leaves and making money to cheat people...... Didn't you find out? The tree in your yard, and the one in your neighbor's house, are about to be plucked by you, and others have complained to the community several times! ”

Before she was ready to leave, Natasha told her about the report she had seen earlier, as well as some things that needed the attention of the two men.

“！！”

"Amitabha, good and good......"

"Female donor, you all found out about that kind of trivial matter?!"

"Hey! Dead monkeys! Uncle Monkey~! As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, can't you pick it somewhere else?! ”

Hearing that the two of them were shaking out the matter of turning leaves into money and spending it by this Natasha, a certain Tang Xiaoseng, who was still smiling, immediately changed his face, and then scolded a monkey who was not doing things with a painful expression.

You know, the two of them are real Buddhas!

The ugly story of the two true Buddhas who used leaves to turn money into money was actually known by the female goblin of the Fanbang in front of them, and it seems to have been recorded in the database of the other party's official Bear Shield Bureau, how can this kind of thing be spread in the future?!

"My grandson is a monkey, not a rabbit!!"

"Dead thief bald, my grandson is your uncle monkey, don't bark monkeys all day long, no big or small! If you have the ability, you can change your own money, don't come to spend my grandson's money!! ”

After turning his head to look out of the yard, and finding that the two trees in the yard were indeed a little bald, a certain monkey blushed a little, but fortunately, his face was always red after he became a monkey, and there was a thick hair to cover it, so he quickly left that little thing behind.

"You!!"

"Good, good, good......"

"Female donor, let you laugh, the poor monks and disciples are not strict, it's really a sin and a sin......"

Thinking that he had indeed not spent less money on the other party these days, Tang Xiaoseng, who felt that he seemed to be a little unreasonable, could only awkwardly pronounce the Buddha's name, and after forgiving his evil deeds in his heart, he smiled and looked at the slightly surprised female benefactor.

“……”

"Forget it! Forget about your affairs, we have no way to send you back for the time being, so you can continue to live here during this time! But remember, don't use your abilities to hurt people, and don't mess around with money, we'll pay you every month! ”

"Of course, if you want, you can also find a job yourself?"

In fact, Natasha is not against these people changing money, but the time for the other party to change money is really too short, as short as two or three days, and as much as less than a week before the original form is revealed, and those shops and banks have always thought that they have been robbed!

Then, that matter began to be reported layer by layer, and finally the case was opened in the Bear Shield Bureau, and if they hadn't finally combined their reconnaissance and came up with the truth, they would have almost thought that there was an Inhuman race using that abominable mutation ability to do the trick!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

Tang Xiaoseng was noncommittal, and did not dare to agree to the other party, because, from thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift, they are used to spending a lot of flowers and leaves, in this world of flowers, how can they easily change?

"Female donor, I don't know if I can admire my face and go out for dinner with the little monk?"

Seeing that he was done with his business, and seeing that the two had a good conversation before, Tang Xiaoseng felt that it seemed that their relationship could go further?

“……”

"It seems that our agent's comments on you, a monk, are indeed not wrong, and you really want to soak me?"

Natasha laughed wildly, and saw that the eyes of a certain monk were almost straight.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

Tang Xiaoseng, who had a drama in the secret way, whispered a Buddha horn and began to think about where he should go later.

"But ......"

"You probably don't know yet, do you? In the past, when I went on a mission, many men like you were quietly killed by me, so they were all called Black Widow, and none of the men who fell into my hands ended well! How's it going, bald guy, do you still want to tease me now? ”

With a smile, Natasha took two steps forward, stretched out her hand and stroked the other party's cheeks, which were even smoother and more delicate than her own, and then teased the other party after holding back the inexplicable feeling in her heart.

"Good, good, good......"

"Female donor, please rest assured, after the little monk Xitian learned the scriptures to prove Bodhi, he has the body of King Kong is not bad, the body of all evils is not invaded, and because of his profound merits, he has been named the Buddha of Tan Merit, and I am afraid that the little monk will not be able to do anything after the 'appearance of Kefu'!!"

What about Black Widow?

In Tang Xiaoseng's world, as long as he is a goblin, he will all surrender! As long as it's a goblin, there's nothing he can't submit, so he's very confident!!

“！！”

"You're a good guy!!"

Due to the needs of her profession, Natasha, who has an in-depth study of oriental culture, spat on the other party fiercely, and then pushed two steps away, and after a long time, she couldn't resist taking out her gun and trying to shoot the other party in the head, and after seeing if the other party's King Kong incorruptible body was a fake impulse, she decided that it was better to leave here as soon as possible?

Because she's Natasha Romanoff, she's Black Widow, she's the most powerful elite agent in Bear Shield, and she's also an Avenger, so there's no doubt that controlling your emotions is one of the most basic skills of an agent like them.

“……”

"Goodbye two, remember what I just said, as long as you don't mess around, our Bear Shield Bureau won't embarrass you too much, let's do this for the time being......"

Call!

After saying that, after breathing a sigh of relief and throwing a big wink at some bald cream monk again, Natasha turned her head and walked towards the door.

"Amitabha, good and good......"

Looking at the other party's back, looking at the other party's perfect body under the tight leather coat, and then unconsciously looking at the other party's buttocks and locking on, Tang Xiaoseng opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything to save the other party, but just whispered a Buddha name.

"Tsk!"

"Little monk, it seems that that chick doesn't like your little white face very much! What's the matter, do you need Uncle Monkey's help to take her down? ”

A monkey with a remote control and a human back to watch TV turned around and teased with that lewd look that only a man could understand when he heard the roar of a car engine outside.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's going to be a long time!"

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

It's not a good thing to be in a hurry, besides, knowing that the other party is a member of the Bear Shield Bureau, knowing that the other party is related to Aunt Anne of his family, and knowing each other's contact information, is he still afraid that there will be no chance?

“……”

"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is a little hungry, shouldn't we find something to sacrifice to the Five Organs Temple?"

Although it is easy to starve to death without eating, if he can have a delicious meal to eat, he Tang Xiaoseng will definitely not refuse!

Moreover, he is not a picky eater, he does not taboo meat, he does not quit drinking, he eats anything, as long as it is a delicious food, he is not taboo, he is absolutely very good at serving, and he will never only eat vegetarian food like written in a specious travelogue!

Because, even in fruits and rice noodles, there are countless lives, and even in the air you breathe, there are countless bacteria or viruses, are they not life? 'One flower, one world, one leaf, one Bodhi' is not just a thought.

So

The so-called abstinence from eating meat is completely self-deception, and it is destined to be unproven...... After all, if you cultivate the Buddha first and cultivate your mind, and even if you have to restrain your own desires, you are doomed to be unable to attain perfection. Of course, this is his Tang Xiaoseng's view of a Buddha, and he doesn't care what others think!

“！！”

"My grandson is not available now, won't you make a phone call or use your smartphone to order a takeout first?!"

Sun Dasheng, who was lying back on the sofa, didn't want to move now, he just wanted to stay at home and watch TV today, and not go anywhere!

"But ......"

"The little monk has no money......"

"Tsk!"

"Okay, you call to order food first, and then my grandson will go outside and pull a few branches back, and then we will have money!"

It's impossible not to pull the branches, and it's even more impossible to find a job, because he has become a Buddha, and it's impossible for this monkey to find a job anymore...... So now, he, Sun Dasheng, feels that according to the current state of their master and apprentice, before the salary of the Bear Shield Bureau is not in place, it seems that they can only maintain a basic life by using spells to turn leaves into money?

"This ......"

"But didn't the young lady from the official family just now, the female benefactor from the Bear Shield Bureau, say that you won't let us pull the branches in our yard and the house next door again?"

Obviously, Tang Xiaoseng, who heard that his Uncle Monkey did not change his life and wanted to pull the branches to make money, was a little hesitant, because if that kind of thing was not discovered, it would be forgotten, but now, it is not good to be known and still pull the leaves?

Although, turning leaves into money is the easiest and most zen-like...... However, if you change it to toilet paper, it doesn't seem unacceptable?

“！！”

"My grandson is pulling the branches of her own trees, what are she doing?!"

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Uncle Monkey is right! However, the leaves of our tree are now very prominent, and if we tear it down, only the branches will remain......"

"Then pull the neighbor's!"

“……”

"Uncle Monkey, they've complained many times......"

"Don't worry!"

"It's a big deal, my grandson went to the park in the northeast, there should be no one who will complain about my grandson!!"

"Good, good, good......"

"That being the case, that's it! Little monk, I ordered a luxurious meal! What more could you want besides burgers, roast chicken, and fries? ”

Seeing that the discussion was proper, Tang Xiaoseng immediately picked up the microphone and pressed the number he was already familiar with.

The mortals of this world have become more and more amazing, and he has found that they are almost omnipotent from the heavens to the earth, and from the sea to the earth, isn't it? Even the kind of tall clairvoyance and downwind ears that only the heavenly court could use in the Great Song Dynasty can now be popularized to every household!

"I want to think about ......"

"Or, a few more flatbreads of that!"

"What kind of flatbread?"

"That's the kind of Bodhisattva with meat, the Bodhisattva with beef filling!!"

"Amitabha! Good, good, good! ”

"Uncle Monkey, the little monk must correct you, that's not a Bodhisattva, a Bodhisattva can't eat it, the one we've eaten several times is called pizza......"

“……”

"Alright, alright! Just know what it means, you little thief bald is really noisy!! ”

“……”

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