Chapter 269: Don't worry, I'm not a good person.
I stood in the corner, sometimes looking up at the starry sky, as if reminiscing about the ups and downs of life, sometimes shaking my head and sighing, like an inflatable doll leaking air.
When you see me like this,
Lin Guanghui immediately understood, and said very consciously: "Ahem, I understand, I understand, I know, I'll give it well!" Let's not say anything, brothers, eight people, one person seven hundred, a total of five thousand six, tomorrow I will go to the bank to withdraw it for you. ”
Belch......
Actually, this time, I didn't plan to collect money at all.
After all, along the way, Lin Guanghui has also helped me a lot.
In particular, he helped Tongtong and relieved my urgent needs, which touched me very much.
Now, in fact, I don't have that much money on my own, and my own expenses are not very large.
I just groaned, just trying to figure it out.
But he himself had to offer to hit me with dung, hehe, this, then I was really embarrassed to refuse.
After all, money is like dung, but the more dung the better!
In today's society, although money is not everything, no money is absolutely impossible.
"Okay, let's go, don't be poor, let's go to the police station to see them quickly, otherwise it's not good to delay the time." I hurriedly urged.
Then we bought some preserved eggs in the supermarket, drove the car, and swaggered to the police station.
In fact, the way to crack it is also very simple.
There are also many ways to exorcise evil spirits among the people, one of which is to eat preserved eggs.
As we all know, the production process of preserved eggs is actually made of lime and alkaline substances, mixed into puree, and then the eggs are soaked in it for a period of time, and the outside is wrapped in a layer of mud lime mixture, and then left for a long time to make it!
In fact, those alkaline substances also have a certain restraint effect on evil qi!
Sometimes, the effect is not much worse than that of glutinous rice wine.
Hey, let me tell you, I didn't blow it, don't underestimate this little preserved egg!
Together with the men standing at the top of the food chain, Bei Ye is all obedient, not to mention those yin ghosts!
And at this time, they only need to channel the evil qi in their bodies out, and they can come to their senses.
I looked at Lin Guanghui and said, "Dahui wolf, if you don't explain, you can just feed them preserved eggs, remember, the more astringent the mouth, the better the effect, anyway, you know." ”
Lin Guanghui specially selected some preserved eggs with more alkaline, and after peeling them, he deliberately smeared a layer of alkali powder on them, and the hands holding the preserved eggs trembled slightly, and said in disbelief: "Ah Chen, does this really work?" Don't fool me. ”
I nodded silently: "Don't worry, I'm not a good person." ”
Then Lin Guanghui trembled, and forcibly broke the mouths of those evil colleagues, and forcibly stuffed the alkaline pine flower preserved eggs into it.
That scene was terrible!
I was standing on the sidelines, and I couldn't stand it anymore.
If Bei Ye, the man standing at the top of the food chain, was present, he would probably have to kneel and sing conquest when he saw this scene!
I clearly remember the expression of Bei Ye eating preserved eggs on the show.
Songhua preserved eggs to ward off evil spirits!
Visual inspection should be able to play some role.
They ate the alkaline pine preserved eggs.
To be on the safe side, two more cloves of garlic were added to their mouths.
Preserved eggs with garlic are delicious and crunchy!
Sure enough, it didn't take long for them to react, and those people were confused, and gradually woke up like a dream.
After about the time to eat two sausages, the whole person sobered up as if the clouds had seen the sun, and they all looked at Lin Guanghui with a confused expression.
Probably just woke up, and the brain circuit has not yet swirled.
Then I found that my mouth was full of pine preserved eggs, and it was full of alkaline, special mouth, and the choking taste of raw garlic, in an instant, the babbles squirted wildly.
That scene is like a mouth full of feces, and I can't bear to look at it directly!
A group of big men who pick their feet spit droplets.
The scene is really spicy.
Seeing this, I quickly escaped.
If I was one step late, I guess I would have to come out lying down.
A group of people coughed violently while looking at Lin Guanghui in surprise with a preserved egg in his hand.
I don't care if Lin Guanghui explains it clearly to them, I don't care.
This situation is clearly out of control.
Sure enough!
Then, about five seconds later, there was a terrible scream from inside the house!
It's a miserable one.
"Oh, brother, don't slap your face, don't slap your face!"
"Oops, tap, tap, my third leg! Tap, tap, it's time to cut off your grandchildren! ”
"Big brother, big brother, you listen to my quibbles, ah...... Spare your life, I will kneel and sing conquest for you! ”
"Ah...... Help me...... Spare your life, big brother. ”
Listening to the terrible screams, I made up the tragic situation inside by myself outside the door!
Li Zeyu's violent temper must have come up. The perfectly symmetrical five-finger mountain on the face must be indispensable!
Maybe now the Five Finger Mountains have turned red.
After a while, perhaps the group of them were tired of fighting, and the screams gradually subsided.
Lin Guanghui walked out with a blue nose and swollen face.
Squeaky grinning, expression pained.
It seems that those people just now really didn't spare their hands, this is a real colleague.
Seeing his miserable appearance, I was about to laugh out of internal injuries!
Lin Guanghui naturally didn't dare to say that they were evil, because he suffered a loss last night.
Along the way, he kept persuading, but he was angrily criticized by Li Zeyu.
He also felt that with Li Zeyu's temperament of not believing in ghosts and gods, if he said it at this time, it was estimated that he would have to lie down on his own body.
Helpless, Lin Guanghui said that he was helpless, so he had to find a reason casually.
Even if I told them that it was a prank, the result was still a social beating!
Lin Guanghui's face was depressed, and he touched his nose, which was a little bruised, and felt pain for a while.
said: "I'm afraid we have touched the Ye family's new corpse breeding ground." Several of us saw the floating corpse last night, and it was very scary. Deputy Director Li returned empty-handed, still still not giving up, and after waking up, he said that he would take more people and go to Qifeng Mountain immediately. He really didn't cry when he saw the coffin, didn't hit the south wall and didn't look back. I had to talk about it, and he patiently agreed, saying that he would take someone back tomorrow during the day. ”
I think Li Zeyu is not mentally retarded.
Today's events are so weird, even if he doesn't believe in evil, at least he should be a little forced in his heart, but he is a little difficult to accept for a while.
Or, he thinks that when he goes out at night and goes into the mountains, he suffers from the wind chill and has a collective stroke.
Lin Guanghui asked in surprise: "Ah Chen, what do you think?" ”
You can think of this with your toes, and the average sneaky person will not be active during the day.
If they go in the daytime, they will find nothing.
And there is.
If it's an ordinary mountain spirit, that's fine.
If it was the Ye family's new corpse breeding ground, it would be a very dangerous thing.
After all
The Ye family worked hard for that ghost fetus. Finally, when the critical moment comes, how can we tolerate the destruction of others.
This time, the Ye family kindly let them go, but it may not be the next time.
I said, "If it really has anything to do with sneakiness, they will definitely go in vain during the day." Do you remember the last time we were in West Mountain? Those people are not fools, they must have already shifted locations. ”
Last time, we were in Nishiyama, and we met the female ghost that night.
The next day, I took people there, but the ghost was already gone.
Lin Guanghui frowned and said, "You mean, let's leave tonight?" ”
Needless to say, Lin Guanghui had already guessed it in his heart.
When I followed the female corpse in Xishan, I told him that I couldn't find it during the day!
Moreover, we did not find the female corpse during the day the next day!
So, when I said this, he immediately agreed!
However, I still don't know if what they encountered was a mountain spirit or a corpse of the Ye family.
Whatever it is, we have to be careful.
Otherwise, there will definitely be danger.
After that, the two of us went to a nearby store and prepared some guys.
When you go out, you must be well prepared, and you can save your life at a critical moment.
In the afternoon, I prepared some glutinous rice wine at home, and some splashed red rope.
There are also plenty of incense, paper money, red candles and white candles.
There are also some gossip mirrors.
Even if it doesn't have the power of blessing, it can still cause damage to those yin ghosts.
Everything is ready to continue, let's drive directly to the police car and set off to Qifeng Mountain in a hurry.
It's also a coincidence, Qifeng Mountain, the last time I drove a taxi to pick up that strange grandmother.
I almost strangled to death by her.
Fortunately, I was as witty as I was, and I learned the skills of the animal world god at a critical moment and pretended to be dead, so I escaped.
Now, when I pass this road again, I can't calm my heart for a long time.
The road is not clean and there is dirt.
I hope we don't have too much luck and don't meet that old lady and that girl again.
Of course, I also want to ask the old lady about the last morning bus on the 13th.
I think that old granny must know something.
It's just that because I offended her last time I drove, she killed me, and I didn't dare to be careless.
Even if it's still early and it's not so dark, you still have to be careful.
I immediately said with a solemn face: "Big bad wolf, light one incense on each side of the car window, and then sprinkle some paper money outside." ”
Lin Guanghui saw that I looked nervous and his face was solemn, and he instantly understood what I meant: "Ah Chen, there shouldn't be that thing, right?" ”
For a moment, he also became nervous.
However, it is very unlucky to talk about these things in the evening.
I gave a hint: "There's a big fool who drove into a flower bed on the side of the road, and I'm the big fool." ”
Because of this incident, Lin Guanghui originally wanted to make a joke and cheer up the atmosphere, but he didn't expect it and overturned.
When I passed by the funeral home again, I remembered the old woman that night.
It turned out that what she went to the funeral home to find was not a person, but a ghost.
Fortunately, I didn't meet the two of them today, otherwise it would have been miserable.
Lin Guanghui lit a burning incense stick on the left and right sides, and then threw some paper money outside.
Gallop all the way through.
Qifeng Mountain, the distance is not too far, it takes more than half an hour to drive.
This time we went up the mountain in the dark night, and both of us also had some experience.
Especially Lin Guanghui, who had a long memory, walked on the road, took the initiative to take out a poke of incense, lit it, and gave me some.
Regardless of whether there are any ghosts around, there is no harm in being careful.
Grandpa said before that one respects heaven and earth, two respects gods, and three respects ghosts and gods.
It is also very dangerous to be disrespectful to ghosts and gods.
That night, Li Zeyu didn't believe in evil, stepped on the little paper figure, and kicked the white candle, but he was caught by the yin ghost and almost lost his soul.
The night came quietly, with heat and light and cool and silent night.
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