Chapter 312: Actually taking the route of obscene development

Xiao Wenye and Chu Guangyuan both shook their heads with a smile, and Xiao Wenye kindly explained the doubts to the other brothers present who were also puzzled.

"First of all, it's the same question from before, since it's impossible for us to equip us with iron cables, can we each be equipped with a bronze mirror?

Okay, even if we grit our teeth and prepare a bronze mirror for ourselves, but when we really go to the battlefield, can you not panic at all when the iron cavalry comes from a long distance, and then accurately dazzle the eyes of those horses?

Take 10,000 steps back, even if you can, even if everyone acts together, but Xiao Jiang, let's go to war, and it is impossible to choose a good time for the line of stargazing at night before the war, and then start a war, right?

Moreover, it is even more impossible for the other party to cooperate with us at all times, and is willing to choose to fight when the weather is sunny and the sun is shining!

What should we do if it's cloudy and we go to war at night? Where does the sun reflect us? ”。

Roar, this is also a serious problem, we can't always fight against the Black Iron Rider, let's choose our own date first, right?

Zhao Qiansun listened to the popularization of their general flag, and his brain suddenly brightened, and his brain made up for that scene, especially when they encountered the black iron horseman, they all went to dig out the bronze mirror like an old lady, and then waited for the bronze mirror to come out, the sun hid behind the clouds, and everyone was dumbfounded, he was amused.

The more he thought about it, the funnier it became, Zhao Qiansun shook his head happily in the end, couldn't help stepping forward, patted Jiang Jun's shoulder heavily, and couldn't help but ridicule in his mouth, "It's still a child!" ”。

This idea is childish enough!

After laughing, Jiang Jun, who blushed and was a little at a loss, looked at the general flag and comforted the stinky boy on the side, Zhao Qiansun hurriedly said again: "General flag, small flag, in fact, I also have an immature way." ”。

"Oh? How? Tell me about it. ”。

It is said that people become old and fine, although this Zhao Qiansun is not too old and is in the prime of life, but as the oldest guy in their small banner, he naturally has more life experience than them.

Perhaps, what's the singularity of this old slammer?

In this way, not only Xiao Wenye and Chu Guangyuan looked at him together, but also Lian Baisa, Jiang Jun, Tu Hongzhi, Song Fangxiang, and Yu Dalang, Sang Mingquan, who had just arrived and listened to the small half, as well as the sons of Chu Guangyuan and Zhao Qiansun, and even the Xiao Yulou brothers who had not had a strong sense of existence on the side, etc., all looked at him Zhao Qiansun.

was watched by everyone, Zhao Qiansun laughed before he spoke, and when he laughed, it was extremely obscene.

Just listened to this goods: "What, didn't you mutter in vain just now, the black iron rider is all over his body, except for his eyes, hooves, and horse's tail, there are almost no flaws?" Hey, hey, hey...... Since the eyes and hooves are not easy to start, it is not that there is one left. ”。

"One left?" , Everyone was puzzled, only inexplicably looking at the dead door, or the youngest Jiang Jun shouted, "Uncle Zhao is talking about a horse's tail?" ”。

Everyone wondered even more, what kind of flaw is the horse's tail?

Jiang Jun was also confused, and almost blurted out: "That's not right, Uncle Zhao, it's just a horse's tail, what kind of flaw can it be?" Thinking about it, he still couldn't figure it out.

Don't say that he can't figure it out, even people like Xiao Wenye and Chu Guangyuan can't figure it out.

How did a group of people know that the dead door actually took the route of obscene development?

Just listen to the old god of the dead door, and don't pretend to be mysterious, under the gaze of his son Zhao Duofu, the dead door touched the small handful of yellowed goat's beard on the chin shell.

"Hey, hey, think about it, what's under the tail?" Kiss

"What?" , Sang Mingquan, the grass on the wall, was curious, and subconsciously cooperated and asked.

As a result, he slammed the door and sold the guanzi again, just pretending to be a master over there, but he didn't say anything.

Yu Dalang, who is still honest and loyal, and has no heart in his heart, suddenly said amazingly, "Ass, there is a horse ass!" ”。

As soon as the three words of his horse ass came out, everyone thought of it, yes, isn't it a horse ass!

Horses are livestock, and animals always have to eat, drink, and Lazar, in order to ensure that the horses can pull comfortably, aren't people's buttocks exposed on the outside of the black armor?

Of course, it's not very accurate to say that it's an ass, to be exact, it's just a chrysanthemum and a **, and it's hidden under the ponytail that flicks and flicks.

But the problem is, what they think of is a way to break the black iron horse, and what is the inevitable connection with the ** of other people's horses?

Everyone was puzzled, they really couldn't understand Zhao Qiansun's idea, even his son Zhao Duofu didn't understand, and he was directly confused.

Zhao Qiansun saw that everyone didn't understand, he was anxious, "I said, why are you all so stupid!" You think, the eyes are not easy to handle, the hooves are not easy to deal with, and the rest of the body is invulnerable, isn't there just an ass left? If we improve the spear in our hand, and practice it better, we might be able to poke it through the horse's butt! ”。

Poke, poke in?

It's just such a small hole, and there is still a ponytail flicking and flicking to interfere with the non-stop?

Yes, everyone rolled their eyes in unison.

I guess it's only this obscene guy who can come up with such a lewd trick......

Tu Hongzhi, who had not spoken on the side, was upright at the moment, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Zhao Qiansun, and the words in his mouth were indeed, "Kill the door, you are amazing, you can figure out this trick!" ”。

Let's not talk about the fierce battle between everyone, when the black iron cavalry is coming, whether there is a chance, whether there is a quasi-head, whether there is courage, a wooden warehouse stabbed the horse, there is, this idea is too much!

He Tu Hongzhi admired, really, very much!

The grass grass on the side of the wall, Sang Mingquan, still looked at Zhao Qiansun with a sigh of shame.

"Lao Zhao, how spicy are you, can you penetrate Yang in 100 steps, hit 100 shots, and hit that little ** again and again on the battlefield without the slightest impact?" He thought he couldn't do it.

Let's not talk about anything else, don't say that the black rider who controls the horse will be spicy and stupid, let them go to *** to play, that is, people are happy, then it depends on whether the horse himself is worthy of cooperation, right?

Just the tight ponytail that covers the little **, you want to cross the blockade line of others and stab the brother who is protected by others, don't you have to ask Brother Tail if he agrees?

The big guy listened to Sang Mingquan's obviously unstoppable jokes, Jiang Jun was happily struggling on the side, Xiao Yuyang even laughed and fell into the arms of his eldest brother Xiao Yulou, and Chu Guangyuan's two eldest sons and sons who followed the dance were also laughing, but unfortunately, the amplitude of the shoulder shaking revealed their hearts at the moment.

The attitude of the one in front of him, Zhao Qiansun's liver hurt.

Damn, it's all a herd of livestock!