Volume 2 Mirror Lake Water Moon 016 - Scumbag Dispatch
"Huang Ying is gone, why did I wake up for a few hours, and such a big change has happened. Not only did it not have a synopsis this time, but it also fast-forwarded! Xi Xi was a little depressed.
"That means that the person who dreamed this dream doesn't want to face the fact that Huang Ying left."
"Little orange, let's go find Huang Ying!"
"Still don't."
"Why?"
"Can't you see that the dreamer is Fan Mingen, so we have to follow him to uncover the mystery. Even if you go to find Huang Ying, the dream will pull you back, because Fan Mingen doesn't know what Huang Ying will encounter when she goes out, unless you can enter Huang Ying's dream. ”
"Then it seems that Fan Mingen really likes Huang Ying, if Huang Ying doesn't leave, maybe Fan Mingen will let go of his hatred and guard Shuiyue Villa with her, and there will be no tragedy later."
"How do you know it's a tragedy?"
"It's not what you said, since Dream took the initiative to find me, there must be something to ask us to help with, what else do you want us to do if it's a happy ending? Moreover, I seem to be able to feel Fan Mingen's mood and some thoughts. ”
"You've finally opened your mind, but why did Huang Ying leave?" Orange cats are not as sensitive to human feelings as Xi Xi, and Xi Xi will not let go of the opportunity to make fun of him: "Cats are cats, I don't understand this!" Because Huang Ying is also in love with Fan Mingen, she can't pass her own level. If she chooses to stay with him, she will feel sorry for Lord Liu, the cuckoo and the magpie; Rejecting him and unable to face his affection, she can only choose to leave. ”
Three days later, all the people sent out to find Huang Ying came back, but naturally they didn't find it. Lord Liu didn't say anything, only ordered everything to go as usual, but often called the cuckoo into the study. Fan Mingen knew that the owner of Liu Zhuang was planning to hand over Shuiyue Villa to Du Juan. He watched silently, the plan was implemented immediately, and he did not want to put it off any longer. Maybe when the dust settles, he'll be able to find her.
Du Juan became busy, she did not have the talent of Huang Ying, although Huang Ying had left a booklet before leaving, explaining the handling of every thing in the village and the ins and outs of each account, she still had a lot of effort to learn, which caused her to have little time to practice martial arts during the day.
Fan Mingen left all the time in the morning to the magpie, but in the afternoon he was in the study with the cuckoo, in a trance, he looked at the cuckoo buried in his head, and remembered that afternoon, he accompanied the yellow warbler to sit in the study for a long time. But every time the cuckoo was caught up in those affairs, his illusion was shattered.
When the cuckoo scratched his head for the third time, he spoke: "Cuckoo, if it's convenient, can you show me?" ”
The cuckoo looked at him in surprise, and suddenly reacted, he was a scholar, or the master of the magpie, these should not be difficult for him, so he handed over the booklet in his hand. Sure enough, Fan Mingen smiled after a brief glance, got up and sat down next to the cuckoo: "Come, look, this should be like this......"
The original messy text, under his explanation, was arranged in an orderly manner like a wonderful elf, and the cuckoo gradually became fascinated, and the two of them got closer and closer. By the time he finished speaking, the bodies of the two were already close together, and their faces were almost together.
The cuckoo blushed and wanted to distance himself from him, but he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips. The cuckoo's face turned red instantly, and it was as if something had exploded in his head, and he froze there, letting him conquer the city, slowly priing open her teeth, and entanglement the tip of her tongue.
When his lips left, she reacted, everything just now was like a dream, she only felt that her lips were numb, and her heart was trembling, and she was even more ashamed to find a hole to drill down.
Fan Mingen didn't give her a chance to burrow into the ground, and attacked again while she was still a little confused, and she hadn't fully reacted, and she didn't have a mess, and her tongue slammed into her mouth like a snake, entangled with the tip of her tongue again.
This time, she clearly felt the taste of entanglement, at first she was a little overwhelmed, slowly, she began to try not to resist, and then, she tried to respond, until it evolved into an entanglement with each other, unwilling to let go for a long time. It wasn't until she felt breathless that she reached out to push him away, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he also complied with her wishes, and pulled out a silver wire that was longer than just now, connecting the two of them for a long time.
She turned her head and pretended to complain, "So that's how you usually lecture with magpies!" ”
This is just a little girl who suddenly lost her first kiss and wanted her boyfriend to coax and beg for comfort, but Fan Mingen was not as she wished, he sank his face: "Dujuan, I don't want me to be so unbearable in your eyes!" I offended the second lady just now, and I said goodbye! With that, he stood up, threw off his robe, and was about to leave.
"Minen!" This time it was the cuckoo's turn to be dumbfounded, and he hurriedly stood up and grabbed him, "That's not what I meant!" ”
"And what do you mean?" Fan Mingen did not give up.
"I ...... I mean...... You teach magpies to read every day, but you can't do that, you ...... You ......" The cuckoo didn't know how to explain for a while, and was about to cry.
"That's it!" Fan Mingen suddenly smiled again and took her hand, "Don't think nonsense, I'm only doing this to you." ”
"Hmm!" The cuckoo nodded.
"Alright, it's not too early, it's time for me to go."
"Alas, the cuckoo is destined to be eaten by this scumbag! If Huang Ying was there, he could still stop him. Xi Xi couldn't bear to look at it any longer.
Fan Mingen looked at the magpie who was practicing calligraphy, thinking about how to tease her. The cuckoo said that he couldn't do to the magpie like he did to her, so he would do it differently. Thinking of this, he showed a smile that had succeeded in his trick.
"Magpie, you have to write this 'heart' word with your heart, especially the oblique hook in the first stroke, if you don't write it well, this word will be wasted."
The magpie stopped and looked at his masterpiece, which was really not very good-looking: "But what if I just can't write well, if my character is half as good as my eldest sister, I will be satisfied!" ”
Hearing the magpie mention Huang Ying's name, Fan Mingen's heart trembled for a moment, and then he relented. He stood up, walked behind her, grabbed her hand holding the pen with his right hand, and held the pen in his left hand to help her adjust the position: "Your posture of holding the pen is wrong, come ......"
After adjusting, he held her hand and wrote a big "heart" on rice paper, then held her hand and wrote "magpie", and then wrote "yellow warbler". His movements stopped, and he looked at the word "Huang Ying" in a daze, and all he wanted to write was these two words.
"And write 'Ming'en'!"
"Good!" He shook her hand again, and after the word "Huang Ying", he wrote "Ming'en" seriously. As he wrote, his head was tilted a little too far, and his lips touched the magpie's cheek slightly. Then, as if he had made some big mistake, he hurriedly let go of the magpie's hand, took a few steps back, and distanced himself from her.
The magpie was stunned for a moment, then stroked his cheek with his hand and smiled happily. She turned her head to look at him, smiled at him, stepped forward and kissed him on the cheek, and ran away with her head down.
Fan Mingen smiled with satisfaction, took the piece of paper with Huang Ying written on it, and asked his subordinates to pack up their things and send them to the third lady, and then went to find the cuckoo.
After yesterday's events, Cuckoo saw that he was a little shy, but he trusted him more, and discussed every uncertain matter with him, of course, when the discussion reached a certain point, it became a discussion on the tip of the tongue.
At the same time, he didn't let go of the magpie, every time he inadvertently touched her, or said a few ambiguous words, and then the magpie would take the initiative to kiss him, he was like a wronged little daughter-in-law who was molested by a bully, that expression always made the magpie laugh, and rewarded him with a few fragrant kisses.
Finally, one day, the bold magpie kissed him on the lips, and even more fearlessly, teasing him with the tip of his tongue, trying to make a further attack. He was a man, how could he let a little girl provoke again and again, so he turned against the guest, held her face, and launched a fierce counterattack. The magpie did not give in, and the two of them came and went, in full swing, until they almost missed the fire before they stopped the offensive.
On the same day, because it was the end of the month again, the cuckoo was very busy. So Fan Mingen offered to let her go to dinner first, and he finished it with her in the evening, and Du Juan stupidly agreed. Lonely men and widows are in the same room, this man is not a decent gentleman, naturally, when the affairs are completed, the two of them let the tent turn up red waves naked.
After the dry wood burned to ashes under the blazing fire, the confession of the blockbuster scumbag of the century was released as scheduled:
Fan Mingen slapped himself fiercely: "Cuckoo, I'm not a human, I'm a beast, I'm ......"
The silly white heroine came on the field and grabbed his hand: "Mingen, you don't want to be like this, I don't blame you, I am voluntary!" ”
"Cuckoo ......"
"As long as you treat me well in the future and don't let me down."
Fan Mingen immediately knelt down: "I, Fan Mingen, swear to the sky, if there is a negative cuckoo in the future, the sky will thunder and ......."
As he spoke, he said in his heart: God, these are all fakes, you must not take them seriously. But our stupid white heroine took it seriously, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover his mouth: "You must not talk nonsense, I ...... I'd rather you bear me than be struck by thunder! ”
This couldn't be better, Fan Mingen was happy in his heart, but he didn't stop in his hand, and pulled the cuckoo into his arms: "Cuckoo, believe me, I will never fail you!" As he spoke, he gnawed on her face and neck. It is not enough to cook raw rice and cooked rice, so in order to be sure, cooked rice has to be made into egg fried rice.
In the following days, Fan Mingen and the magpie kissed every day, and in the evening, he and the cuckoo began to make egg fried rice. At first, Du Juan was a little shy and repulsive, but after a few days, she gladly accepted it, and even took the initiative to untie his clothes.