Chapter 44: It's Not Science!
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Yuan Bao'er opened the big screen in the lounge angrily and prepared to peek at the competition between Emei and Tangmen, and her mouth was broken:
"Jin Lian, you're a stinky rascal!"
Pan Yang was angry: "Fart! Where did I stink? β
it? Yuan Bao'er was startled, and when she looked back, she was stunned: "Jin Lian? When did you come in? β
Pan Yang: "I came in just when you said I was a stinky rascal." β
Yuan Bao'er's little face turned red, and then it turned black again: "Why didn't you look for your Tangmen girl?" What are you looking for me? β
"Nonsense! How iron-clad are our brothers! Pan Yang laughed and stuck to Yuan Bao'er's buttocks:
"Squeeze!"
"Get out!" Yuan Bao'er was ruthless in her mouth, but she moved her ass to the side to give Pan Yang a little space.
Although the single sofa is a little crowded for two people, they have been squeezed together since they were children, and they have long been accustomed to it.
It even feels like the two of them are squeezed together, which is quite fulfilling.
Yuan Bao'er was in a good mood, and spontaneously served as a commentator for Pan Yang: "It's not started yet, you came just in time!"
"See the strong man in the middle, right? His name is Li Guobang, and he is a master arranged by the Emei faction!
"We're in his break room right now, he's very good at playing, I don't know who his opponent will be......
"There are a lot of people from Tangmen today...... Wow! Jin Lian, look at the little beauty in Tangmen dressed as a man!
"Her temperament is too immortal! I heard that it is Tang Yu, the master of the Tang Sect, who is leading the team today, could it be her?
"If Tang Yu appears, it is estimated that he will be the real person of the Emei faction...... Hey? Is it her again? β
Seeing Tang Shenyu come out, Yuan Bao'er suddenly remembered something, strangled Pan Yang's neck, and asked fiercely:
"You're here to see her, aren't you?"
"What's so nice about her little one?" Pan Yang was disdainful, and Yuan Baoer pushed his head away:
"And you're not a stinky rascal?"
Although she looked disdainful, Yuan Bao'er proudly straightened up her well-developed chest muscles: "Look at your lost color!" β
"Look at your loss!" Pan Yang glanced at her, and then looked at the big screen: "? Finished fighting? So fast? β
"Won't it?" Yuan Baoer was stunned: "Li Guobang lost? His muscles can't be fake, right? β
Pan Yang looked at her: "Does the competition have anything to do with muscles?" β
Yuan Bao'er was surprised: "Isn't it okay?" β
Pan Yang: "Is there one?" β
Yuan Bao'er: "No? β
Pan Yang looked at the big screen: "Okay speaker, you said that if you don't have a relationship, there is no relationship...... Is this the second one? β
Yuan Baoer also looked at the big screen: "Yes, I heard that it is a three-game victory...... Hey? The second scene is Uncle Li? β
Pan Yang: "Isn't Uncle Li my uncle's personal bodyguard?" β
"That's right, Uncle Li is a master of the Emei faction!" Yuan Baoer betrayed her family's secrets without scruples:
"Who do you think will win this one?"
Pan Yang blinked: "Uncle Li! β
"I also think it's Uncle Li, Uncle Li is super powerful!" Yuan Baoer took her childhood as an example:
"When I was a child, I went to the Three Gorges with my parents and fell off the ship, but fortunately Uncle Li saved me!
"You may not believe it, Uncle Li grabbed me before I fell into the water and flew on the ship with me!"
Pan Yang: "Social ......"
At this moment, Pan Yang suddenly felt something, and his body silently collapsed into a cloud of black smoke and gradually dissipated......
Losing her sense of oppression, Yuan Bao'er looked back in confusion: "Jin...... Who are you? How did you get in here? β
A thin, small, black-clad masked man appeared behind her at some point.
The black-clothed masked man pointed at Yuan Bao'er's sleeping hole, and Yuan Bao'er collapsed on the sofa with her eyes rolled......
The dispersed cloud of black smoke gradually gathered and gathered into Pan Yang, Pan Yang looked around and found that the environment had changed!
Obviously he was in the lounge of the gym before he turned into black smoke, but now he is in a wooden house!
The wooden house is so quaint that you can't even see a single piece of modern technology.
In addition to the roof tiles, the up, down, left, left and right are all made of cedar, the pillars of the house are chiseled with large cedar wood, and the columns are connected with cedar obliquely through the straight sleeve, and not a single nail is used.
The four walls are slotted and inlaid with cedar planks and coated with tung oil, which shines under the oil lamp. At the foot of the central pillar was a shrine, and a black-robed child was prostrate on the ground, not knowing whether he was praying or asleep.
"Hmm...... Well...... Woo ......"
The strange sound attracted Pan Yang's attention, and Pan Yang turned around to see Yuan Bao'er who was tied up with five flowers.
Yuan Bao'er had an orange stuffed in her small mouth, which was not big or small, and she couldn't swallow it and spit it out......
Seeing Pan Yang, Yuan Baoer excitedly wanted to ask him for help, but she couldn't speak because of an orange in her mouth.
Pan Yang put a finger up in front of his mouth, Yuan Bao'er understood honestly, and looked at it with a blank eye.
Pan Yang tiptoed to the back of the black-robed child and slapped him the back of the head:
"Sleep, you're paralyzed!"
The black-robed child covered his head and jumped up, turned to Pan Yang and glared angrily: "Don't be presumptuous-
"Who?"
Obviously, the black-robed child misunderstood Pan Yang as someone at first, just as Pan Yang misunderstood him as a child at the beginning. Not only is he not a child, but he is even very old, and he can't stop him until he is eighty years old.
Crane hair goosebumps, wrinkled face, almost like walnut skin, thin and shriveled body, like an eight-year-old child.
The black-robed old lady's sunken eyes stared coldly at Pan Yang, and the oil lamp swayed in the wind, making the ancient wooden house look eerie, and Pan Yang inexplicably remembered the legend of the cat-faced old lady.
"At a young age, I was able to break through the [Fog of Life and Death] and [Poisonous Dragon Pool], and come to the ancestral house of the Tang family without telling my unsuccessful descendants, even I, the old woman, couldn't detect when you came in......"
The voice of the old lady in the black robe was like rough sandpaper rubbing against people's eardrums: "Who are you?" β
Pan Yang told her confidently: "Socialist successor!" β
The black-robed old lady choked for a moment, her eyes were so angry that her eyes showed a fierce light, her figure shook slightly, and suddenly bloomed with ten thousand golden lights!
The ten thousand golden lights are impressively countless hidden weapons, and the black-robed old lady can actually use her hands for hidden weapons!
If you don't agree with each other, you will dart, are you all like this in the Tang Sect? Pan Yang is also drunk: Fortunately, I am also quite hanging!
"Sneerβ"
Ten thousand golden rays of light penetrated Pan Yang's body, but the black-robed old lady had just bloomed with a lewd smile like a chrysanthemum blooming, and she found that Pan Yang's body was not only not beaten into a sieve, but was still intact!
It's not scientific!
The old lady in the black robe was stunned: unless he was a shadow, it was impossible to ......
As if to match her thoughts, Pan Yang's body gradually faded, like a painting of ink and ink that had faded for a long time.
Eventually, fade to vanish......
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