Resisting the urge to slap Comrade Sanmao's head, Su Xuan knocked on the floor with the hammer he struck the iron,

"Hey, hey, big guy, can you not call me a ghost when you see me? Is there a ghost in the world who is as handsome and dashing as me, with a jade tree in the wind, suave, and more beautiful than Pan An? ”

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

Shook his head dumbly, no, definitely not!

After all, Su Xuan is a woman, and the adjectives just now are all to describe men.

I don't dare to say that Su Xuan's woman is uneducated, so I will admit it now.

Seeing Comrade Sanmao shaking his head, Su Xuan also acquiesced, and Comrade Sanmao admitted that there is no more in this world than himself. Plus handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, suave, and looks better than Pan An's ghost.

In short, he is the most handsome and chic in the world, the jade tree is in the wind, the graceful and suave, and the ghost who looks better than Pan An has not run away.

Nodding with satisfaction, Su Xuan narrowed his eyes, waved the hammer in his hand, and said super seriously,

"Hey, hey, since you've admitted it, then I can't do anything terrible to you......"

As soon as he heard that Su Xuan, a woman, had a conscience and said such a thing, Comrade Sanmao nodded quickly, yes, yes, that's it.

If Su Xuan, that dog woman, still wants to do something to herself, then she will really be killed.

Looking at the sincere face on Comrade Sanmao's face, Comrade Su Xuan nodded with satisfaction, and then waved the hammer in his hand and knocked it on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head......

Looking at the hammer that was striking iron at a very fast speed, leaving a pitch-black afterimage in the air and flying towards him, Comrade Sanmao shouted in his heart,

"My life is at stake!"

But......

Comrade Sanmao, who was already determined to die, waited for him, and there was no warning of his own scrapping, but an earth-shattering "clang" sound~

This sound is like a 360-degree gyration high stereo music circling in Comrade Sanmao's ears, and one by one it returns to the factory with today's earth-shaking sound waves, and brings Comrade Sanmao to the processor that receives the audio......

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

Don't say anything, just a banging in your head.

opened his eyes with some hesitation, Comrade Sanmao looked at the hammer in Su Xuan's hand, and after being silent for a while, he finally understood what Su Xuan, a woman, had done to her braincase......

This is a special iron helmet created by yourself!

Is there something wrong with this woman?

Cut off his plastic helmet and put himself in an iron helmet or something......

This is really not something that a normal person can do......

Comrade Sanmao felt that he could vomit blood.

Shaking his head helplessly, Comrade Sanmao drew a pair of hands and groped for the iron helmet on top of his head...... found that Su Xuan, this woman, is really intimate to an outrageous degree~!

In order to protect her three erect hairs, Su Xuan's woman actually made three iron rods like antennas on her helmet, and then let her three erect hairs come out of the iron bars......

So......

Isn't it a legendary lightning rod now?

As long as those people in the sky don't like what Su Xuan, a dog woman, did, and then send Thunder God over to kill him, she will raise herself and shout "Thunder", and then she can guide Thunder God's spell to the ground, so that she can turn evil into good fortune, big things into small things, and small things into nothing!

cough cough~

The thought has run away, and it can't run far anymore, and it has to come back~

After reaching out and touching the helmet on the top of his head for a long time, Comrade Sanmao fell on the body of Su Xuan, who was smug and smug with a hammer for striking iron, and said to Su Xuan in front of him in a puzzled tone,

"Su Xuan, did you take the wrong medicine to create such a pair of helmets for me to resist beatings? Aren't you worried that if you don't like that, you'll never be able to pull out those three hairs on my head again? ”

Comrade Sanmao's inquisitive tone aroused Su Xuan's desire to answer, and looked at Comrade Sanmao with a smile, Su Xuan put down the hammer in his hand that was constantly waving and striking iron, and then walked to Comrade Sanmao's side, flicked the three hairs on his hair, and replied,

"Alas, don't worry~

I've thought about this problem for a long time, you see~ I deliberately set the three sticks on your head to be retractable, retractable, and movable, so that I can attack the three hairs on the top of your head in the future. ”

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

Ahem, ahem, thank you~

Thank you for being so thoughtful in answering this question.

Thank you for setting up such a mechanism for the three cats above his head so thoughtfully.

Yes~

It's really a super design~

Su Xuan, this woman will not be the first handmade designer in the rivers and lakes, you look at how vivid the design is, how suitable it is for life, and how close to reality~

It is a big pity that a person like Su Xuan, who has such an amazing design talent, can be used as green tea.

Otherwise, the next plane will let Su Xuan go to the ancient Bailuban to be a teacher, maybe she can also subvert the legendary history of a certain country's strange and ingenious things.

With a sad face, Comrade Sanmao's eyes fell on the bottle of glue that Su Xuan threw away before that had not yet dried~

After Su Xuan, the dog woman, goes out, she must use the three retractable, retractable, and movable iron rods of this bottle of glue on her head to firmly glue them tightly, so as to prevent Su Xuan, the dog woman, from pulling off the three iron rods and tearing off her hair.

Although it is said that the three hairs are their own settings, who knows when the creator with a hole in his brain will delete that setting if he is unhappy.

After all, it is probably not a good thing to have a woman like Su Xuan with a black heart, a black belly, a black brain, and a black body as the heroine.

Anyway, he and Su Xuan, the woman, are the same thing.

Tut-tut~

Forget it, I don't want to think about it, it's useless to think too much~

Moreover, now this situation does not allow me to think about it, can you explain to someone why the woman in front of her wants to use the Tang Heng knife that the old fox regards as a treasure to knock on her brain, and as soon as she knocks on a rhythm, she will send a light to the scene, and then this woman can disco on the spot.

Tut-tut, this picture is not too beautiful to think about!

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Comrade Sanmao silently paid attention to the police comrades who were motionless around Su Xuan, and after pondering for a long time, he said slowly,

"That, spicy chicken host, I have a sentence that I don't know if to say or not......"

Su Xuan: "Don't you talk about it, don't you have a thirteenth count in your heart?" ”

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

All right!

It knows that it can't be reasonable with this woman!

After all, those who try to reason with women will surely become emaciated and decay prematurely.

Being so bald that he only has three hairs left is a hard example!

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Comrade Sanmao said super seriously,

"That, big guy, since that's the case, then I'll make it clear to you directly~ You're going to die After hearing it, don't tell me that I didn't remind you."

Su Xuan gave Comrade Sanmao a super indifferent face, and then said,

"Say!"

Comrade Sanmao: "Can you not keep staring at the three hairs on the top of my head?" Can't you just take a look at your surroundings? You obviously said that you would invite your lovely police comrades to dinner, but you let people sit on the side and watch you in a daze or something, do you think this is reasonable? ”

Su Xuan: "......"

To be honest, Su Xuan himself really didn't know whether this matter was reasonable or unreasonable.

However, with so many people around him, watching him eat or something with his bodyguards, does anyone think this is reasonable?

It's obviously just an unreasonable thing, okay?

But, even if it didn't make sense, it happened in the end.

So, it's a super magical world!

In this world, there is no such thing as reasonableness or irrationality.

Blinking, Su Xuan looked at the large number of police comrades in front of him super seriously, and asked in a tone of discussion,

"Comrade, shall I ask a question?"

The police comrade didn't give Su Xuan a look, so he sat straight on the chair, like an emotionless statue.

Su Xuan: "......"

Hehehe~

All right~

If that's the case, then I'll take it as a promise.

Thinking of this, Su Xuan cleared her throat and said super seriously,

"You ...... Can you go back after eating? If you have a lot of people around me, it will cause me a lot of trouble. ”

Su Xuan was convinced.

Although it is said that when he goes out, he is super imposing with a large number of people around him, but, in principle, Su Xuan is still more accustomed to living alone.

After all, if you go out to do such a thing, if you are always surrounded by such a large number of people, where will anyone come to find things for you?

Therefore, in order to let that "master" come to him, Su Xuan had better be alone.

If there were always so many people around, that "master" might suddenly be cowardly, and then he wouldn't dare to come to settle accounts with himself.

Although he now knows what kind of ghost the "master" is, if he goes to find the "master", he still lacks a trace of momentum.

At least after finding something to do for the "master", he will slowly appear in front of the "master"~

Otherwise, how uncomfortable it would be for you, wouldn't you?

However, now that it's like this, it's obvious that there is nothing I can do~

With such a large group of people following you or something, it's just looking for something for yourself, isn't it?

If he had known that Comrade Prosecutor had such a firm heart to protect himself, and after he drove Su Zhizhou out, he would have arranged such a play, and he would not have driven Su Zhizhou away if he was killed at that time!

At least, Su Zhizhou is good-looking!

cough cough cough ......

Su Xuan is not a Yan dog!

She wouldn't just accept this kind of thing because Su Zhizhou was good-looking, and then she just accepted him staying by her side to be eye-catching.

In short, the thing now is that Su Xuan wants the dozen or so big men in front of him to walk away from him!!!

It's a super serious thing to do!!!

When she saw that her spicy chicken host finally paid her attention to the group of police comrades around her, Comrade Sanmao finally slowly breathed a sigh of relief~

Look at it~

Really!

When he was about to face the death of a hair follicle, how correct was the idea of letting Su Xuan's attention take away from the three hairs on the top of his head!

At the very least, I can buy a little time to let the three hairs on the top of my head dry with glue!

I hope that during this period of time, Su Xuan, the dog thing, will not be angry for a while, and then it will be good to attack the three hairs on the top of his head!

When I was thinking like this, a hand with a demonic aura suddenly reached into the space, grabbed the three hairs on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head, and pulled it out fiercely~

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

All right~

It knows that there are a lot of things that can't be thought of!

If you think about it, it's going to happen.

Look at it, it's like this~

Hehehehehehehe......

Comrade Sanmao, died, died at the age of super super super super super many years!

I don't know why, Su Xuan, who suddenly saw Comrade Sanmao's already white mist, blinked and waved the hammer used to strike the iron to knock the milky white mist back~

Comrade Sanmao: "......"

!

Didn't even die!

If his mind body really returned to the main system just now, he might be able to get rid of Su Xuan, a terrifying woman.

But now......

Woowoowoo......

Comrade Sanmao wanted to cry very much, but it had no tears, so it could only pitifully condense the milky white mist on its body into a ball, and then simulate human tears, falling down one by one......

Su Xuan: "......"

As for it?

I just pulled out only those three antennas, okay?

I didn't fuse the antenna with the three hairs on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head, how could I pull out the three hairs together when I pulled out the antenna?

Comrade Sanmao is not quiet!

At least this brain is wrong~

I was even scared out of my body because of this kind of thing......

Tut~

Sure enough, Comrade Sanmao is really an out-and-out coward~

It's so cute, don't want it~

Hahahaha~

Su Xuan wanted to develop something else on Comrade Sanmao's body......