Chapter 414-415: Lao Tzu Wants to Indulge! Lao Tzu is going to fall!
"Master Lian, you can come back!"
At this moment, a big black mouse popped out of the mountain gate with a "whoosh", no, it was a man in black!
He's not alone.
Behind him, a few more people "swished" out, all of them with thief eyebrows and rat eyes and sharp-beaked monkey gills.
It's not just about their looks, it's about their temperament, that is, they don't look like good people.
A few guys with rat eyes and sharp beaks wanted to surround the second egg, but they didn't dare to get too close.
"Master Lian, we've been waiting for you for two days!"
"Yes, Master Lian, you can come back!"
"Master Lian, we're here to give you a gift!"
"Yes, they are all rare treasures we have found, can you please take a look at the head of the Lian family in our guest room?"
A few guys with thief eyebrows and rat eyes and sharp beaks and monkey cheeks were gossiping, and the one who took the lead among the gatekeepers hurriedly explained to Erdan: "Master, these fellow martial artists have made a special trip to visit you, and they have been waiting for two days......"
Pan Yang conveyed to Erdan: "Do you know these guys?" β
"I don't recognize it." Erdan replied with a thousand miles of expressiveness: "Lian Hongyan's memory fragments don't have these ...... Harpies"
Pan Yang asked again: "Then what do you think these guys are here for?" β
Erdan looked at him: "It may be licking dogs, there are many black licking dogs around her in the memory fragments of Lian Hongyan!" β
It turns out that people in martial arts are inevitably licking dogs......
Pan Yang thinks about it, Lian Hongyan is not yet thirty years old, and he is already the head of the Tianshan Mountain of the second-rate Gaowu sect, coupled with the appearance of the same type as Guli Nezha and Di Li Chuba, it must be indispensable to lick the dog.
But isn't the level of this group of licking dogs too bad, they will only take money to smash it, the question is that practicing red silk is poor?
Erdan asked Pan Yang: "Master, what should I do?" β
Pan Yang felt that he should practice how to be a human being, after all, he couldn't be a nanny for Erdan all the time here: "Haven't you already fused the memory fragments of Lian Hongyan, you can do whatever she does!" β
Erdan: "I want it!" β
When Pan Yang and Erdan were thousands of miles away, the two were in a state of silence, of course, in the eyes of others, the two of them were eyebrows and eyebrows. So the gatekeepers of the Tianshan faction and the licking dogs all had guesses, and the guards of the Tianshan faction were okay, but the licking dogs had green faces.
Erdan coughed and pretended to say: "I'm tired, what a rare treasure, I'll talk about it tomorrow!" β
The faces of several licking dogs were dark, and they wanted to struggle again: "Master Lian, you give us a chance!" β
"A rare treasure that we found with great difficulty!"
"Master Lian, we've been waiting for two days......"
Erdan looked at Pan Yang, and plucked up the courage to put his little face on the board: "What a chance, Lao Tzu wants to doze off, get out!" β
It's very rude, and the second egg passed through a few licking dogs in a menacing manner? Pan Yang also hurriedly followed.
How many licking dogs want to stop but don't dare to stop it? One by one, they watched Erdan and Pan Yang leave.
According to Lian Hongya's memory fragments, Erdan brought Pan Yang into Lian Hongyan's boudoir? Shut the door? Erdan crossed his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky and laughed: "Wowhahaha!" Lao Tzu also has today! β
The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice covertly? The second egg is really proud and forgetful, and he must be beaten all the time......
Kicked on the fat buttocks of the second egg from behind? Erdan's very cooperative "Hey Mom" threw himself on the bed.
Erdan looked back aggrieved and tearfully said: "Master? Do you want to paw ......"
"I don't want to do anything!" Pan Yang pointed at Erdan's nose very seriously: "I just want to warn you!"
"Be careful not to be exposed, you are not easy to come by, and you can't be a human being if you are exposed!"
"I know the master's ......" Erdan agreed with a small mouth, and then smiled obscenely with his little tiger teeth:
"Sir? What I just performed can be thio? β
A slap in the face for a sweet date? Pan Yang gave it a thumbs up very hard: "Not bad, keep it up!" β
Erdan grinned: "Master, you also saw it, I don't have a problem, you can go with confidence!" β
"Fuck your sister!" Pan Yang was also drunk: "Am I going to die?" You must pay more attention to what you say in the future!
"Usually look at what other people do? Listen to what others have to say, you are far from a normal person! β
Erdan pursed his little mouth: "I know ......"
Pan Yang knows that the standard requirements for taking people are indeed excessive? This can only be realized by Erdan himself, I hope Erdan can learn how to be a person and control the Tianshan faction. Pan Yang rubbed the second egg soothingly:
"Okay? Arrange for someone to take me to the room. β
Erdan was stunned: "Master, this bed is a big ......"
"No matter how big it is!" The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Lonely men and widows will spread scandals!"
"You're paying more attention in the future? Are you a woman? Very beautiful woman? Be sure to keep your distance from men! β
"I know," Erdan hung his head and opened the door: "Come on, take Pan Laozu to the guest room to rest!" β
When Pan Yang was taken away by the disciples of Tianshan and closed the door again, the dejected Erdan immediately danced with his hands:
"Wha! When the old man is gone, Lao Tzu will come out! Lao Tzu wants to indulge! Lao Tzu is going to fall!
"Lao Tzu wants to eat carrots every day!"
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When Pan Yang arrived at the guest room, he saw that the time was not early, and he lay on the bed without taking off his clothes. After going through too many things this day, Pan Yang fell asleep as soon as his eyes were closed. However, he did not go to the netherworld, but inexplicably went to the wilderness, the ground is not yin sand, and there are no clouds in the sky, so this is ...... Or is it the Yang Realm? Pan Yang walked around with a confused face, and as he walked, he saw a small mountain village.
Walking into the small mountain village, Pan Yang knew that this was ancient times, and it was impossible to think that he was making a movie like the previous protagonist. As soon as Pan Yang wanted to find someone to inquire about the situation, he saw a very familiar person, this person in white clothes and white coat and white hat looked like a white-faced scholar, but his face was frighteningly pale, and there were thick dark circles under his eyes, Pan Yang recognized him as a time assassin at a glance.
The main evidence that allowed Pan Yang to confirm his identity was that the word "emptiness" was still smelled on the chest of his clothes......
Holding a white handkerchief and coughing twice, the empty boy looked at the four aunts in front of him with an average age of fifty years old: "Isn't there anyone younger in your village?" β
The one at the head of the four aunts looked unhappy: "Who is young, who has time to play with you?"
"Boss, do you want to hire someone, I still have beans stewed at home!"
"You ......" The empty boy was so angry that he pointed at them with a fan, and finally resigned himself to his fate:
"Alright, it's up to you!"
Pan Yang was watching the fun next to him: "Empty son, look up for a long time!" β
"Huh?" The empty boy turned his head and frowned and looked at Pan Yang, Pan Yang's face was like a crown of jade, sword eyebrows, starry eyes, handsome and chic, jade tree Linfeng, and with the white clothes Shengxue's long hair fluttering, both in appearance and temperament, he beat the empty boy, which made the narcissistic empty boy suddenly feel that he was a little shorter, and habitually covered his mouth with a white handkerchief and coughed twice, and the empty boy arched his hand to Pan Yang: "Didn't ask for advice?" β
Pan Yang: "Pan Yang." β
The empty boy stared at Pan Yang gloomily: "You are also an exorcist?" β
Pan Yang: "Sort of." β
The empty boy hunched his back and shook his fan, and circled around Pan Yang: "You are also here for that pig demon?" β
Pan Yang: "Yes, do you want to come with me?" β
"Why should I go with you? I've already ......" The empty boy turned around and pointed at the four aunts with a fan, but saw that the four aunts had already turned around and went back to the village.
"Grinding and chirping, there is no sincerity at all!"
"This boss looks like he has kidney deficiency, so don't go with him!"
"That's it, you see him coughing non-stop, what if he dies on the road?"
"I still have to bring my grandson!"
"Hey-alas-" The empty boy was anxious, waving a fan: "Don't go, I'll pay!" β
But the four aunts had already gone away, and Pan Yang smiled beside him: "Brother Empty, let's go?" β
"It's all you! It's all you! The empty boy depressedly took a fan and pointed at Pan Yang, and finally shook his head in resignation: "Let's go, it's difficult to get together four strange shapes in this barren mountain and wild range!"
"But who is that, I advise you not to go, the pig demon is mine, why do you have to run for nothing?"
Pan Yang laughed at the empty boy's pretending behavior, after all, he knew how the empty boy died.
Seeing that Pan Yang didn't talk back, the empty boy didn't bother to say more, and walked in front with a fan on his own.
Pan Yang followed him.
Walking out, the empty boy suddenly stood on his feet, turned around and looked at Pan Yang: "I have a good idea!" β
Pan Yang was stunned: "What a good idea?" β
"I'm an empty boy, and I don't take the usual path! I have my own style, and the last thing I like is to be like everyone else. The empty boy said earnestly: "This nameless man, why don't you carry me behind your back?"
"It's also your honor to carry my empty son behind my back!"
The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Carry your sister!" β
"But I don't have a sister!" The empty boy spread his hands with a confused face: "Why don't you carry me!" β
Pan Yang narrowed his eyes.
"Yo? Angry? The empty boy smiled sadly: "You are an exorcist, why don't you come and beat me?"
"If you beat me, aren't you the number one exorcist in the world?"
Pan Yang didn't say a word, he directly pulled out a big stick with white flowers from his sleeve and hit him on the head:
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"Hey-you-you're waiting for me-" The Void Boy was beaten and dazed, and when he came to his senses, he sat down in anger and took out a wooden box from his sleeve, which was also engraved with the word "emptiness". The empty boy put the wooden box on his lap, pinched the orchid finger and opened the wooden box to see:
"My sword! Why is my sword missing! β
Pan Yang subconsciously looked into the wooden box of the Empty Child, he knew that there should have been nine small swords in the wooden box of the Empty Child, but at this time there were only seven, what surprised him was that the seven small swords and his seven seven-star small swords were the same as a dime, so he said...... Is he in the memory of the Sword Spirit?
The sword spirit memory of the seven-star little sword?
Just when Pan Yang figured it out, the empty boy screamed, and Pan Yang suddenly woke up from his dream!
took out seven seven-star small swords, Pan Yang couldn't help frowning slightly, so it seems that this is actually the [Nine Swords of Emptiness] of the Void Prince, but a set of nine small swords, I don't know where the two other small swords are......
Also, why didn't you enter the sword spirit memory of the Seven Star Little Sword before? Is it because of the White Snake?
If there are still two small swords left, can the plot continue?
Pan Yang was trying to think when he heard the sound of noisy footsteps outside. Of course, the footsteps were actually very slight, but they couldn't hide Pan Yang's perception. Pan Yang released his divine sense and swept outside, only to see a group of people rushing to the boudoir where Lianhong Aya was practiced. And this group of people was obviously divided into two camps, one of which was a disciple of the Tianshan Mountain, and the other was a man in black. The disciples of Tianshan were all held hostage by the men in black, and the few licking dogs that Pan Yang saw outside the mountain gate before were still the leaders.
What the heck?
Pan Yang went out and sat behind them to see what was going on.
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When he arrived at the door of the boudoir where Lian Hongya was practiced, the one who licked the cheeks of the sharp-beaked monkey among the several dogs whispered: "Lian Hongaya!"
"Get out!"
After waiting for a moment and not moving, another thief also whispered, "We know you're inside!"
"Now that your people are in our hands, you'd better come out obediently, otherwise don't blame our brothers for being black!"
The men in black all echoed the whispers, and the door opened with a "squeak", and the men in black were suddenly silent.
The second egg came out sleepy-eyed: "What's the panic!" β
"Lian Hongyan, they all say that you have a mysterious background, and it turns out that you are a Sichuan girl!" The sharp-beaked monkey cheek sneered:
"No more nonsense! Look who we brought to you! Your Tianshan Sect's Elder Zhao, Elder Qian, Elder Sun, Elder Li, and the Twelve Great Deacons, well, your apprentices are all here!
"If you don't fulfill your promise today, don't blame us for killing them all first, and then die with you!"
Erdan rubbed his eyes vigorously, and looked at the people of the Tianshan faction with empty eyes and confused looks:
"What did you do to them?"
"They fell for my [Ecstasy Incense]!" The thief's eyebrows sneered: "You should know how powerful the ecstasy incense of my flower thief Tian Xiaoguang is, my Tian Xiaoguang has traveled all over Europe, America, Africa and Latin America, and has completed the ...... of thousands of people."
"Stop talking nonsense to her!" The sharp-beaked monkey snorted coldly: "Lian Hongyan, you still don't want to fulfill your promise?" β
Erdan looked confused: "What promise?" β
"How dare you play fool with us?" The sharp-beaked monkey stabbed into the stomach of an old man with crane hair and a childish face, and then threatened the second egg with a hideous face: "This is Elder Li of your Tianshan faction, right?"
"If you don't keep your promise, he'll be the first to die!"
Elder Lee? Erdan quickly searched through the memory fragments: Huh? Elder Li is against me!