113. As the saying goes, "There are some things that cannot be said nonsense." (One hundred and thirteen)
In short, after the two of them looked at each other for a long time, there was still no movement to show that Chen Jinran would attack Comrade Pink Panther.
The two men grinded and chirped for a long time, and Su Xuan and the people who ate melons were already a little impatient.
But with melon seeds in hand, I have the foundation in the world, and the people who eat melons are still very patient and waiting.
After a long, long, long time......
Chen Jinran took the broom in his hand and looked back at Su Xuan and them with a serious face.
"Why didn't you stop me?"
Su Xuan blinked and asked with a little sincerity,
"Why did you stop you? Come on! ”
Chen Jinran: "......"
Silently threw the broom in his hand,
"My daughter-in-law, I can't move!"
Su Xuan: "......"
Comrade Sanmao: "......"
Su Zhizhou: "......"
was stuffed with a handful of dog food invisibly, and the melon seeds in his hand suddenly became unfragrant!
Saying......
Since you can't move your hands, let her come~
She can do it~
Is there anything you can't do with someone like yourself, don't you think?
Su Xuan suddenly felt that since Comrade Chen Jinran was with the Pink Panther, his IQ was not quite right.
Like what...... Today he actually took a broom and prepared to beat someone, which is a behavior that loses his original personality.
This is simply a ridiculous joke in the world.
If it continues like this, then what are these creators of this world for?
Come and play?
Is it really for fun?
Oh~
No~
This is not true, and Su Xuan will not believe it if he is killed.
Although it is said that his personality has collapsed, people always need to have a little bit of their own beliefs!
For example, Su Xuan firmly believed that the creator of this world was here to play.
And this founder is still in hydrology!
Haven't you read many chapters?
I didn't even pull up the progress bar at all, and I was still here in hydrology?
What the hell is this?
Su Xuan is really super disgusted with this creator now~
But
I was born in someone else's world, and naturally I was handled by others, so there is no way~
In short, my head is really bald now.
Baldness~
It's really a physiological problem that is a headache for medical scientists all over the world.
Shaking his head in embarrassment, Su Xuan felt that he should step forward and snatch Chen Jinran's broom, and then beat Comrade Pink Panther to quickly promote the Creator's method of pulling the progress bar.
It's possible that the creator thinks he's written so many characters, but if he doesn't pull them out for a walk at the end, the reader will probably forget who these people really are, so there's no purpose in the water.
Creator: "......"
You're hydrographic, your whole family is hydrographic.
It's just to improve the original setting of the character that I described the original character of the character here.
But in the eyes of Su Xuan, a dog woman, she actually thought that she was hydrology?
It's too much.
It's just too much.
So, the wise, beautiful, virtuous and wise Creator decided......
Give Su Xuan, a woman, a big and super fun thing.
Just as Su Xuan was about to pick up the broom and draw it towards the deadly pink panther in front of him, he suddenly heard an extremely subtle voice in his ear.
The sound seemed to come from underground.
With a slight vibration......
It's close, but I can't hear it clearly, what the hell is it......
His brows furrowed slightly, and Su Xuan cast his gaze to Comrade Sanmao, who was happily eating melon seeds, with some confusion.
"Hey, hey, big guy, did you hear any strange noises?"
Comrade Sanmao, who was happily knocking melon seeds, was instantly stunned when he heard Su Xuan's words.
Blinking with some doubts, Comrade Sanmao looked at Su Xuan's eyes, and then said super seriously,
"I heard you~ Isn't that what you're calling? Isn't your voice weird enough? Or don't you think you're a strange person yourself? ”
Su Xuan: "......"
Hahaha, Comrade Sanmao is looking for death at such a time~
He was a courageous child.
I don't know why, Su Xuan actually wanted to reward Comrade Sanmao with such courage.
For example, hit its iron helmeted brain with a hammer.
I have to blur the flesh and blood of this dead child, and I can't intersect with red and white~
cough cough~
The next picture is too bloody, and if you continue to describe it, the book may be sealed~
In short, you only need to know: Su Xuan really wants to kill Sanmao, a dog.
But at this time, Su Xuan still didn't want to bother with Comrade Sanmao.
After all, from a slight sound inside, Su Xuan felt an unprecedented terrifying aura.
This is not an ordinary thing.
If you continue to let that thing go on like this, you may be in unpredictable danger.
Frowning, Su Xuan looked at Comrade Sanmao with a super serious face in a super rare way, and then said,
"I'm not kidding you. If you don't want to die, you can honestly show me what the hell is going on. ”
I had never seen Su Xuan, a dog woman, talk to herself with such a serious expression, Comrade Sanmao was slightly stunned, and then said with a frank face,
"But I'm just a system, I won't die at all, the one who dies is you, okay? Hahahaha. ”
Su Xuan: "......"
Finished......
What should I do if my own system becomes a fool?
It's urgent to ask online.
At this time, Su Xuan suddenly felt that what he had done to Comrade Sanmao before might really not be what people should do.
So......
Comrade Sanmao will give himself a wave of salary at this time, so that he can feel isolated and helpless.
Su Xuan felt that he should take a good look at himself at this time.
So Su Xuan took out the hammer that was thrown in the corner by Comrade Sanmao and hid it well, and then waved it in the air with a sound that cut through the air.
Smiling, Su Xuan said in an extremely gloomy voice,
"Ah~"
"You're right, it's really me who died~"
"But I don't want to die~"
Or ...... I don't want to die so lonely, so can you come and stay with me before you die? ”
When he said these words, the hammer in Su Xuan's hand was not idle, and he waved it again and again, as if he was practicing how to knock on Comrade Sanmao's head in advance.
Comrade Sanmao: "......"
"Dad, I was wrong, I'll probe with you now!"
As long as there are more opportunities to do such things, Comrade Sanmao will be able to practice this kind of thing to the extreme.
Practice to the combination of cowardice and ruthlessness, and you can also reach a just right realm.
Therefore, Comrade Sanmao began to admit his cowardice super seriously, and then went to work.
But......
Today's live ......
It seems to be in a sense......
It's kind of simple......
It's a bit dangerous again.
After being silent for a while, Comrade Sanmao felt that it was better to have a good talk with Su Xuan.
If not, it is estimated that he will really fly with his own spicy chicken host~
Alas~
After sighing in embarrassment, Comrade Sanmao said to Su Xuan with great difficulty,
"That garbage host, I have something I want to tell you...... If I hadn't told you, you might never see me again after today......"
(Because you're probably already hanging on the southeast branch.) )
Hearing Comrade Sanmao's words, Su Xuan's brows furrowed slightly, and he said a little angrily,
"If there's a fart, let it go, hurry up! I'm going to die later, and I'll have to take you with me to bury you. ”
Comrade Sanmao: "......"
To be honest, this woman couldn't pull herself to accompany the funeral at all, after all, she ...... It was originally lifeless.
But......
For the sake of Su Xuan, a dog woman, who still created a steel version of the helmet for herself, Comrade Sanmao felt that it was better to tell Su Xuan about this matter.
"There's a bomb under your feet, and you're probably going to be in the sky in the next second."
The ordinary sentence with the slightest emotionless tone made Su Xuan stunned instantly.
What?
What did Comrade Sanmao just say?
Does it mean that it has a bomb planted under its feet, and then it is likely to be blown up by the bomb in the next second?
No, no, it can't really be like that, right?
Wow, it's so melancholy.
I feel like I haven't offended anyone recently~
Why are there always people who want to harm me?
Yes......
Anyway, I don't know when it's going to explode~
Just wait for death......
In an instant, Su Xuan gave up hope of life......
Yes~
Excellent people are really super susceptible to the envy of others~
But......
Why should someone as good as himself die......
Annoying!
Or is it such a terrifying method as a bomb......
Perverted?
Boom~
couldn't help but smack his tongue, Su Xuan threw the broom in his hand to the ground, and said to the group of people watching him with a serious face,
"Let's go, Master invites you to dinner! It's spicy, just go and drive right away. ”
Su Zhizhou: "......"
Comrade Sanmao: "......"
Comrade Pink Panther: "......"
???
Wasn't there just a discussion about hitting people with a broom?
How do you turn around and eat something spicy?
Finished!
I really can't keep up with Su Xuan's brain circuit.
In fact, the most confused people in this matter...... Or Comrade Sanmao.
After all, I just told her that there was a bomb buried under her feet, and I don't know when this woman could be blown up into the sky.
But this woman did not react in the slightest after knowing about this, and even put forward the idea of wanting to go out for a spicy meal.
What's wrong?
Thinking that you are likely to die, do you give yourself a good meal on the last road of your life?
Is this^ the most important thing in Su Xuan's life after his death?
In an instant, Comrade Sanmao understood one thing, it turned out that eating was something that a witty cooker was looking forward to.
In short, before death, these ordinary and weak dry rice people who are hidden in the crowd are likely to go out to cook a meal to comfort the unsatisfactory life in the first half of their lives.
It seems that even if Su Xuan is a woman who looks beautiful on the surface, she is just a super ordinary ordinary person on the inside.
Alas~
Comrade Sanmao sighed helplessly here, rejoicing at Su Xuan's imminent death.
cough cough cough ......
Actually, I'm not that kind of person......
Comrade Sanmao felt that he had suddenly exposed his heart......
You have to review yourself!
To celebrate this kind of thing, of course, you have to wait for yourself, the host of spicy chicken, to become the existence of a soul...... Then she can celebrate, and then she can't hit her own head with a hammer.
But......
Why did Su Xuan look like she was in a hurry to run for her life?
Aren't you waiting to die?
Maybe it's going to explode later!
Comrade Sanmao was a little puzzled, and then saw Su Xuan, who had once put Comrade Pink Panther on the front of the car, racing the car out at an extremely terrifying speed!
Su Zhizhou, who was sitting in the back seat of Su Xuan, saw Su Xuan stepping on the accelerator to death, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and then took out a small notebook......
Yeah!
Make a note of it!
Make a note of it!
You have to write it all down, and you have to give Su Xuan a ticket when you go back to work!
I didn't have any bones, so I drove and drove so fast, it's super scary, okay?
Looking at Su Xuan's appearance of running for his life, Comrade Sanmao finally couldn't help but speak,
"Hey, uncle, aren't you waiting to die? Why did you run all of a sudden? ”
Su Xuan indifferently gave Comrade Sanmao a roll of the eyes, and the accelerator on the sole of his foot continued to hold down stiffly,
"Still don't understand? Because I don't want to die, uncle! Sand Force! ”
Su Xuan yelled at Comrade Sanmao super bluntly.
Nonsense, it's been laid out for so long, and I haven't seen anything yet!
Going to die?
Joke!
Su Xuan doesn't want it!
If the bomb buried in the ground had nothing to do with that "master", Su Xuan would not have believed it!
However, not just before, Comrade Sanmao confirmed that because he was useful to that "master", that "master" would not do it to himself for the time being?
That's why I relaxed my vigilance against that "master".
But what the hell is going on now?
What's the problem of not doing it to yourself?
It's simply a question of wanting to die quickly, okay?
Comrade Sanmao!
You deserve to be my garbage system, garbage really lives up to its name!
This guy is looking for the wrong person, right?
If not, I wouldn't have known any news!
Dry~
Who the hell is that "master"?
Why do you always want to do it to yourself?
I'm just complaining that this article is a bit watery, just like this to myself?
Is it really good?
Is it really good to continue like this?
Are you the kind of person who wants to stage the speed of life and death?
Dry!