Chapter 5 The guts are very fat
However, time is now running out and there is no room for delay.
Moreover, people like him can only swagger and deceive, and I don't believe it at all.
Besides, his eyes are blind, how can he see that my Yin Tang is black and my eyebrows are biased? At first glance, it is made up and deceitful.
It's like being bitten by a mad dog.
Am I going to bite back after being bitten by a mad dog?
Too lazy to continue wasting words with him, he quickened his pace and walked towards the parking position.
The blind man hurriedly spoke again, "Young man, you will not live until noon tonight." ”
I rub, Nima, curse me?
If it were in normal times, I would have greeted me with a punch, and I wouldn't die with a punch, and I would have called with bricks!! However, now not only is there not the slightest anger in my heart, but more excitement.
The female ghost is eyeing the tiger, and the speed of the Asian big brother at 120 yards can't be shaken off. Last night, she was peeping at me from the window, but, for some reason, the female ghost left inexplicably.
But no one knows if she will come back tonight.
The blind man said, "I won't live until noon tonight."
Does he know something?
I stopped suddenly, turned back to his side, frowned slightly, and pretended to be calm: "Sir, what do you mean by this?" Cursing me early in the morning is quite rude. ”
The blind man looked up and seemed to be looking at me.
I wondered why he was staring up at me when he was already blind. Although I didn't feel any eyes, I felt inexplicably uneasy in my heart, as if I was being stared at.
The blind man did not answer, but continued: "Young man, you have provoked something unclean. ”
When I heard this, I was shocked. At this time, the way in which the blind man was looked at changed dramatically.
Indeed, I provoked a beautiful female ghost. I knew that she was a female ghost, and I gave me a hundred dares, but I didn't dare to tease her.
At this moment, I just want to slap myself a few big mouths, why did I make a mistake last night to tease other people's young sisters, if there was no scene of accosting the young lady, this bloody thing would not have happened at all.
In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses are galloping.
However, it has already happened, and it is useless to say more, and there is no regret medicine in the world.
But I still don't believe him in my heart, after all, these big charlatans have already prepared a lot of routines, and what they say is so divine that you feel very mysterious, and the purpose is to cheat you out of your money.
I said half-incredulously: "Blind, it's okay for you to deceive a three-year-old child with this trick, but I'm an adult, so don't bluff me there." ”
The blind man's eyes were blind, but I felt that he was looking at me, and I seemed to feel a sharp gaze, and that kind of look that seemed to be there sent chills down my spine.
It's a very strange feeling.
Could this be a worldly master?
Seeing that I didn't want to believe it, the blind man said casually: "Look at your right arm, is there three black and gray lines?" ”
What the? What are you kidding, I'm not a child, I don't play with gray, how can there be a black and gray line?
"Blind, you really know how to ......"
As I spoke, I lifted the sleeve of my right arm, and the next second, the unfinished words were swallowed back.
Dumbfounded.
Half an inch of my right arm, there were really three finger-thick black and gray lines, as if they were grasped by a hand that had been plastered with pots, and the black and bright color, like a death call, made me feel like a dead soul.
"How so?"
At this moment, I no longer think that the blind man is talking nonsense.
The blind man knew something.
Immediately squatted beside the blind man, excitedly grabbed his arm as if grasping the last straw, and said, "Master, do you know something? ”
The blind man asked, "What is your name?" ”
I thought about it, but I still replied: "Ye Chen, Ye Chen, Ye Chen, Ye Chen." ”
The blind man didn't say much, but stretched out his fingers, his thumb twitching his middle and ring fingers. Other times, I would have thought he was pretending, but at this time, there was no suspicion.
The blind man must have known something, as evidenced by the three black lines on his arm.
I waited patiently for the blind man, and I didn't dare to make a noise to disturb him, whether he was pretending to be forced or not.
He said I wouldn't survive tonight at noon.
It shows that this female ghost in red is really fierce.
I didn't dare go back to my grandfather. If she is brought home, the consequences will be unimaginable.
This is my own lifeline, if it breaks like this, then I will burp.
After about the time to eat a sausage, the blind man slowly shook his head and sighed: "Young man, you shouldn't provoke her, she is a female ghost in red, a powerful ghost, very fierce, and will ask for her life." You won't survive tonight by noon, you're doomed, young man. ”
As soon as I heard the word "life", my eyes were about to fall out.
I don't survive tonight at noon?
Nima, I don't want to die like this, I still have a lot of things to do, and I haven't lived enough.
Instantly stood up excitedly and shouted in panic: "What? Tonight! Coming for my life? ”
At this moment, I am even more sure that this blind man is not fooling me.
I was on the verge of crying.
But, I, I, I really didn't mean to, it's all the alcohol to blame, this damn alcohol, I made a mistake. (Alcohol: I don't carry this pot!) I want to talk to the young lady, and let me help you take the blame! )
At that time, I just thought she was a Beethoven, that kind of temperament, and I was really moved, so I made a slap and only peeked at her, uh...... It seems to be more than one glance...... Two eyes, three eyes......
Ahem, I can't explain it after rejecting Tsinghua University and Peking University, and I can only say one word after reading books.
Well, I'll admit that I'm, ahh (Reader: I'd like to pull you back to take a good look at the first chapter...... Ha ha...... )
Moreover, if I had known that she was a female ghost in red, I would not have taken the initiative to provoke her even if I wielded a knife from the palace.
This time I knelt, really knelt!
I opened my mouth and explained, "Sir, I just thought she was good-looking, just, just, just ......"
Who knows, as soon as the blind man was excited, he slapped my head hard with his big hand, and scolded me with hatred: "What...... Just flirting with others? Boy, the guts are very fat, even female ghosts dare to tease, you are so awesome, do your parents know? ”
I was hit hard, and I was in pain.
The blind man scolded him for scolding his head and covering his face, but he couldn't resist in the slightest in his heart, and he gladly accepted it.
There's no way, who calls his current life in his hands.
If you go the wrong way, you have to finish it on your knees, and if you make a mistake, you have to eat three bowls with tears.
Now that things have happened, it's useless to say anything.
Then the hand that grabbed the blind man's arm became even harder, and begged bitterly: "Master, save me, I don't want to die yet...... I'm young, I haven't gotten married and had children, I haven't traveled the world yet, I haven't ...... yet."
Hearing this, the blind man suddenly fell silent. Sometimes shaking his head and sighing, like an inflatable doll leaking air, sometimes looking up at the starry sky, like recalling the ups and downs of life. In the end, he sighed and did not answer, but asked, "Let me ask you, did you think she was very good-looking and moved when you saw her?" Answer me honestly. ”
Move...... Tempted?
Turtle turtle, this is a proposition.
I don't want to be moved, you call me hypocritical.
I said tempting, you call me a scumbag.
The reader said: Ye Chen, don't pretend, I have evidence, please see the first chapter.
Well, since you've all found out, I'm not going to pretend to be A, and I'm not going to pretend to be C.
To be honest, I was really tempted to see her at first sight, that kind of stunner in the world simply made my hormones in my body soar. If you like it, don't want it.
Only now did I find out that she was the oil of the world.
It's just too late.
I nodded silently: "Well, I do think she is very good-looking, I like it very much, I am excited...... Well...... Belch...... There was a kind of lost thought. ”
The blind man suddenly patted my head again: "Do you like that?" You're pestering someone's body. ”
I rub, I admit that I grew bad, but not bad, right? Am I like that?
I really don't have this one, I just think she's good-looking, let's talk to her.
Blind, your hat is a little green, I can't hold it.
Hurriedly explained: "Sir, this is really not. ”
The blind man's face was instantly undressed with contempt.
said with naked contempt: "I believe you are a ghost, don't you just want to soak up the young lady?" Don't tell me, you just want to talk about life with the young lady? ”
For a while, I was speechless, I couldn't argue, I just wanted to say: Whoever has cleavage, borrow me and let me bury it in it and cry for a while.
I was really just talking to me, that's all.
Now is not the time to dwell on this, the key is how to solve the immediate crisis.
I'm really going to die and molesting a female ghost.
Thinking of this, my heart kept sinking, sinking to the bottom, my hands and feet became extremely cold, and the cold hairs on my body couldn't help but stand upside down.
The blind man then muttered to himself, "Even if you look at her and talk to her, she will not ask for your life." No, it's definitely not. ”
Then he said: "Young man, think about it, have you done anything bad recently? ”
I rub, what's the wrong thing?
I am a role model for men, an idol for women, a representative of the city, and an image of the country. How can you do something wrong?
I admit that I am not noble, but not shameless.
Immediately protested dissatisfiedly: "Sir, I admit that I have grown bad, but I haven't grown bad, this is really not." ”
The blind man looked bewildered.
It doesn't seem scientific.
There was silence for a moment, and then he said: "It shouldn't be, just because I glanced at her in the crowd, I want to ask for your life, and the ghost will not be so cruel." Young man, you are thinking about it, tell me, what have you been doing these days? Let's hear it. ”
I really haven't done anything these days. It's with Lin Kun, and Zhen saw that the two of them were black.
The road was not smooth, and I knelt thirty times in a row in qualifying, which made me depressed and almost suffocated.
The rest is really nothing.
However, something happened recently.
Just a few days ago, wasn't the road being built in front of the Internet café? To widen the highway, there happens to be a hundred-year-old locust tree in front of the Internet café in the middle of the road. The road supervisor negotiated with the owner of the Internet café and offered them a high price to remove the old locust tree.
The owner of the Internet café readily agreed.
Subsequently, the owner of the Internet café found a few of us who were more familiar with him, saying that he asked us to help remove the big locust tree, and he also promised quite politely that we would be exempted from the money for Internet access in the Internet café for a year.
Lin Kun and I, seeing and hearing about it, actually have such a good thing?
I didn't think about it, so I agreed decisively and directly.
After all, young people, there is still some strength.
So, he and a group of people began to act.