Ji Tang's big flicker
Ji Tang was going to audition for "I Don't Know What to Do", and just went out and saw two trucks.
"Jiang Yu, what are you going to do with so many things? Go sell it or want to drive a truck around the world? ”
Jiang Yu yelled: "Don't forget to bring my air conditioner!" ”
Jiang Yu turned his head and looked at Ji Tang with a mysterious expression: "I have looked down on everything in the world, and I am ready to escape into Buddhism, concentrate on cultivation, and strive to become a Buddha as soon as possible." ”
Maybe you can destroy this demon on your head.
"You're going to be a monk? Isn't the monk going to cut his hair, and he's still bald. There is only a green grass left on your head, how ugly it is. ”
"You don't say head and green in the same word!" Jiang Yu was devastated.
In the next second, Jiang Mu's apple core flew over, almost knocking off his hat.
"Don't yell at Tang Tang!"
Jiang Yu held his hat and felt very aggrieved.
His status at home is so low that even breathing is wrong.
Ji Tang felt that Jiang Yu seemed to be very unfriendly to her little baby.
No, education should start with ignorance.
"Jiang Yu, in fact, you can not hate this little grass so much, look at it, how cute it is." Ji Tang is very sincere.
"Cute? That's not on your head, otherwise it's going to be terrible. Jiang Yu wanted to cry.
"You see that you are the only one on the earth who has a single grass on your head, isn't it special? You have to be confident, it won't detract from your handsomeness, it will make you shine brighter. A handsome person doesn't care about appearances......"
Jiang Yu thought about it, as if ...... That's true.
He is earth-shattering, and the handsomeness of the weeping ghosts and gods can not be stopped by a small grass?
"Yes, exactly." Ji Tang nodded, serious, "You are unique." Why is it only you who have grass on your head? That's because you're the legendary Chosen One, and you've got a great mission on your shoulders! ”
Jiang Yu straightened his waist, and suddenly he was shining brightly, shining in all directions.
He had always trusted these ghosts and gods, not to mention that he was a messenger of God at the moment.
Jiang Yu seemed to hear the distant gods calling to him.
How loud and rough the voice......
"Little bunny, it's against you!" Father Jiang was on the balcony upstairs, took off his slippers, and smashed at Jiang Yu, "What about my paintings!" ”
Jiang Yu was suddenly awakened.
Painting, what painting?
Oh, he doesn't have a study, so yesterday he made a plan for his life in Jiang's father's study, and dragged a piece of paper over to make a draft.
At that time, he also complained that there were a lot of ink spots on this paper, and it was a little dirty.
Dare to love that is a painting?
Jiang Yu saw Father Jiang rushing down from the upper floor in a blink of an eye, and he ran away.
Jokes, what to do monks?
He is the legendary Chosen One, he was born with a great mission, and he is the man who wants to save mankind!
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After the audition, Lin Jing sent Ji Tang home.
On the way, Ji Tang seemed to smell something, weird, it seemed to have smelled somewhere.
"Agent, I suddenly remembered something." Ji Tang asked the driver to stop the car and opened the door, "Don't wait for me, you can go home first." ”
Ji Tang moved too fast, and Lin Jing didn't even catch the corner of her clothes.
Lin Jing: Does she know the way home?
Ji Tang held a bag of snacks, got on the bus, and found a vacant seat to sit on.
She tore open a packet of potato chips and bit into them with a crunching sound.
The pennant issued by the police station was of little use to her, but her aunt seemed to like it, did she want to use the pennant as an apron?