Chapter 429: The Worst American Player in History (This Chapter Is Pure Spoof, You Can Skip If You Don't Like It)

ps: This chapter is a spoof of nonsensical chapters, you can skip it if you don't like it, and it doesn't affect the plot.

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At a military base of the American military, a colonel with a grim eye stared at the tall soldier in front of him.

"Henry, as the most elite spy in the United States, I hope you will gather more useful information after entering the game of "Glory" this time."

"Yes, sir!" The man in military uniform in front of him replied loudly, his eyes were extremely resolute.

"Good." The Colonel was satisfied, "You've written down all the game information for more than a month, but it's not enough.

It's a very difficult game, and our intelligence department hasn't figured it out until now.

And there are a lot of new news on the network in Huaxia every day.

This game must hide some ulterior secrets in Huaxia.

So I need you to make friends with some high-level Chinese players when collecting information, just in case you need it. ”

"Yes, sir." A look of confidence flashed in Henry's eyes.

"Sir, I've mastered all the strategies and techniques for this game, and they're bound to be conquered by our country on the top of a mountain!

We America are the chosen ones, God's favored race, and what those heretical Chinese people can do, our great America will definitely do better! ”

The Colonel nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, you're right, only we are the best race!" ”

"You'll be joined by 5,000 of our MIA elites, but you may not be able to get help in the early stages, because we can't influence the progress of the game.

I need you to get on your feet as soon as possible, and it will take some time for the funds to be given to you. ”

Henry replied loudly, "Yes, sir, don't worry, I will solve the problem of funds myself!" "The look in his eyes is extremely determined, in the eyes of this military elite, what is the difficulty of playing a game?

And with the support of a lot of intelligence from the Military Intelligence Department, there are already dozens of mature strategies in my mind.

Where to be born, what NPCs to meet, and how to do it, the Ministry of Military Intelligence has already formulated a plan.

In this case, it is like copying the answer, how can Henry, who is the elite of military spies, not be confident?

The Colonel was pleased with Henry's answer.

"Let's go down and prepare......"

It's not just Henry who has self-confidence, but the colonel's self-confidence is even stronger, and he firmly believes that with the addition of 5,000 military agents, this supposedly absolutely real game is not just a casual conquest......

The opening of "Glory" is a major event that the whole world is concerned about.

And this is especially true for foreign players, especially those who watched the live broadcast of Li De's slaughter in Ainos City, they can't wait to enter the game.

Of course, there is also a mix of intelligence agents from various countries with special purposes.

No way, the influence of "Glory" is too great, not only because of the game, but more importantly because of what is represented behind the game.

For example, the core point - the game can improve the physical fitness of reality, which is simply driving those top scientists crazy.

But "Glory" is too black technology, hackers from various countries have broken through the anti-theft network of "Glory" to obtain the source code, and until now, they can't find where each other's servers are......

Therefore, it is natural that the game places they have spent a huge amount of money in exchange for them cannot be wasted so easily.

One by one, they are grinding their fists and sending troops to participate in it, all wanting to discover the secrets of this game.

In the case that each country has different purposes, Henry, as an elite agent of the United States, followed hundreds of millions of people into "Glory".

On January 1, 2052, at 9 p.m., Henry's eyes darkened as he lay in the game pod, and by the time he opened his eyes again, his surroundings had changed.

It's a medieval church building, with a crumbling magic lamp glowing faintly at the base of the dilapidated walls, making the mottled paintings hanging around it even more ancient.

Henry sat up and began to look around, his blue eyes quickly sharpening like a predatory falcon.

As an elite agent, although I have absolute confidence in my heart to conquer this game, I still have patience and start to observe it carefully after entering the game.

"According to the intelligence, the players were born in the Temple of the Goddess of Life in "Glory", and there are usually priests around, what is the situation if there are no priests here?"

With a frown, he didn't think much about it, got up from the altar, gathered his coarse cloth robe, and walked straight out.

Now the first thing is to find the pastor, who does not have the lingua franca of glory, and must know the language before he can proceed to the next step.

Babble~

The moment the door opened, the blood moon in the sky made Henry's brow furrow.

Sure enough, in the morning the intelligence department said that there had been a huge change in "Glory", presumably because of the second open beta, the official release of a new expansion - the old days are coming.

Although there has been no relevant announcement on the official website of "Glory", combined with the mystery of the other party, it seems that this is common sense. ”

A sharp-eyed Henry began to think about everything about the game, as if he was a seasoned professional gamer at the moment, and he was an elite player in this no-man's land.

Outside the church is a courtyard with a very high wall, which looks a little shabby, but it is very clean, and it seems that people are constantly walking around.

After scanning around and seeing nothing useful, Henry came to the courtyard door, but just as he was about to push it open.

Bang~

The wooden courtyard door in front of him burst directly, and sawdust splashed and scattered all over the ground.

Then, before Henry had time to hide, several players broke in.

After meeting Henry, the eyes of these obviously ill-intentioned players lit up.

"Finally found a foreign player, Nima Huaxia is outrageous, they are embarrassed to do it to them, this foreigner has no psychological burden, let's work......"

As an agent spy specializing in Huaxia, Henry has studied Chinese for 10 years, so he can naturally understand this, and when he was startled, he quickly showed a somewhat disguised kind smile.

"Hello, dear Chinese players, although I am American...... But I love Huaxia the most, I like your food, I like your culture......

You're a closed beta player, right? Can I make friends with you? Or can I get paid, you guys, and take me to level up? ......”

According to his past experience, under normal circumstances, most of the Chinese people will smile when they are so praised by a foreigner, and a little pride will rise in their hearts.

But what happened next was not what he expected......

", this guy is trying to lie to me? Lao Tzu's perception is recognized by the mage, if it weren't for the control, I would have become a mage. ”

The pock-faced player who was the leader of the five big and three thick suddenly became furious, and waved his hand and roared.

"Do it, make a point, you must tie up 30 gringos today and send them to the limit of the Temple of the Evil God......"

The sand sculpture brother next to him immediately smacked his tongue when he heard this, "30? Boss, are you as for you? Isn't it just that your boyfriend hooked up with an Englishman? ......”

"Shut up!!" The pockmarked man's face turned green with anger, "I am in love with him!" These bastards deserve to die, grab me and sacrifice them to the evil gods!! ”

Henry's face changed drastically, these bastards are really??

"Farke, I'm American!! You can't treat me like that!! I can pay you, I have ...... dollars."

"Hmph, it's you who caught the United States, pull it out......"

Several players rushed up, and Henry was immediately angry when he saw this scene, how much important information did he steal from the elite of the military intelligence department, and a few idiot players wanted to embarrass him?

Immediately put on a mixed martial arts stance, he wanted these bastards to know what elite is and what America is indisgraceful.

Before Henry could make a move, suddenly he felt a flower in front of him, and then a punching bag fist appeared in front of him.

Puff~

In the next second, this elite spy was unreasonably overturned.

"he~tu, a novice who doesn't have level 1 dares to pose like a master in front of me?

Take him back first, and the rest of the people will continue to look for him!!

Find out all the foreign old hairs who have descended on the surrounding temples for me, and if you see it on the street, you will catch it directly, and today grandpa will let them know the consequences of seducing other people's boyfriends!! ”

From the time he appeared to the time he was dragged out of the house, the spy, who had a lot of information, only had time to glance at the blood moon in the sky......

After 8 half-solar hours.

Brush~

Henry, with a gloomy face, was resurrected on the altar, and after waking up, the military spy quickly glanced at the church, made sure that there was no one around, and quickly got up, and then quickly climbed out of the window.

Behind the window was the backyard of the church, and he didn't dare to walk from the front yard because he didn't know if those damn Huaxia players were still waiting for him.

Thinking of the experience of being kidnapped just now, Henry subconsciously touched his crotch, and the pain still made him palpitate......

"Damn bastard, my Tintin...... No, be calm and get down to business first......"

Henry suppressed the vengeful anger in his heart, and at the same time began to calm down after scolding the sand sculpture players millions of times in his heart.

He now needs to do a few things, first find a pastor to learn the lingua franca and integrate into the world.

Second, he can spend money to hire Chinese players to provide him with protection, and if he has money, he will definitely be able to gain a foothold quickly.

Third, find a safe place to hide and stabilize first.

After a little thought, Henry decided to do all these things at the same time, which was the easiest way to get the game going of the information given to him by MI.

Even as long as he can survive a few days, after a large amount of funds from the military are in place, he can take off immediately.

Although it hurt to lose the first time, Henry, as the elite of the military, quickly adjusted.

After determining the next target of action, turning his head to look at the three-bladed high courtyard wall in the backyard of the church, Henry felt a little bit of the power in his body, and his heart was certain.

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Can be climbed.

He threw one from the courtyard wall with a stone, and after making sure that there was no magic barrier, he stepped forward in a few steps and turned over.

Henry, who has undergone strict training, is naturally not weak, and even the physical fitness of a civilian allows him to go up to the top of the courtyard wall in three or two steps.

But just as he climbed the courtyard wall, the moment Henry's expression was showing joy, a magic lamp suddenly lit up outside the courtyard wall, and then dozens of guards who seemed to be crouching or something turned their heads to look at him.

The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Seeing this scene, Henry wanted to cry at the moment.

"Damn bastards!! What are these people doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?! ”

This was the last thought of this guy, and then he heard the sound of a crossbow arrow, and his body fell back heavily.

After 8 solar hours.

It was already 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

Henry, who had been resurrected from the altar, gritted his teeth and got up, and when he saw that there was no one around, he quietly went out through the front door and was relieved when he made sure that the courtyard was safe.

"Those damn bastard players shouldn't be coming back......"

"You can't climb the courtyard wall at the back, so let's go from the front."

After this thought arose, Henry was much more careful this time, hunched his waist slightly, and then cautiously stepped forward, wanting to see the situation outside through the broken gate.

But as soon as his head was sticking out, a voice that made him gnash his teeth rang out.

"Yo he, I was too tired to stay up late last night, I just slept comfortably, and when I got up, I saw a gringo, and my luck was good."

The stout pockmarked player yawned and looked at Henry with a smile.

"Now that you've seen it, come with me to meet our great Devouring God again......"

Henry's face turned green, and he only felt a terrible pain in his crotch, so he turned around and ran directly, but as soon as he took a step, the back of his head hurt, and he lost consciousness.

His last thought was a Chinese scolding he had learned.

I'm fucking you, uncle......

After 8 solar hours.

An indifferent Henry rises from the altar.

After quickly confirming that there was no one around, this time he did not rush out, but began to rummage through the church.

As a professionally trained U.S. military agent, fighting with cold weapons can greatly increase combat effectiveness.

So he needs to find the right weapon.

Unfortunately, there were no good weapons and equipment here, only two slightly stiff sticks were found.

With a weapon in his hand, he has enough confidence in his heart, and he has not hit this determined American agent after three consecutive deaths, and he needs to let outsiders know that America cannot be humiliated.

Hmph, damn the Chinese!!

After Henry scolded angrily, he looked at the already dark sky, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his mood was suddenly not good, this bullshit game experience, he didn't do anything this day and was killed three times.

This time he didn't rush out of the yard, but rolled out of the window again and came to the backyard again.

He didn't believe it, there were people here last night, and there are still people tonight.

But just in case, Henry climbed slowly and cautiously against the courtyard wall, and then prepared to poke his head out to observe the situation.

The three-bladed high courtyard wall was very simple for this elite in the army, and with the slightest movement, it quickly climbed to a position close to the top of the courtyard wall.

After stepping on the crack in the stone to stabilize his body, Henry slowly stepped his head out of the courtyard wall, wanting to quietly observe the movement outside.

But as soon as he poked his head out, suddenly a thick wave of magic flashed on the courtyard wall.

Henry only felt a shudder as 10,000 alpacas ran past him.

"Didn't there be no magic array here last night? Falck, your uncle......"

Thump.

After 8 solar hours.

Henry, who had been resurrected from the altar, had a flush on his face, and his hands were shaking unnaturally.

"I can't be angry, I'm the most elite soldier trained by the United States, how can I be angry?"

"There's still a chance, there's definitely still a chance!!"

After standing up tremblingly, this time Henry gave up the idea of going in and out from front to back, it was too dangerous.

Quietly opened the door, the blood moon in the sky was still exuding a palpitating atmosphere, but at this time, Henry was in the mood to look at this.

When I came to the courtyard, the gate that had been hammered by the player was still lying on the ground in pieces.

Henry was short, looking at the hollow, doorless exit in the courtyard, and it seemed that he could get out in a few steps.

But at this moment, this elite of the American military didn't dare to approach, because he didn't know if the perverted player covered with pockmarks would suddenly appear.

The experience of cutting Ding Ding Ding twice had caused him to have a serious psychological shadow...... The doorless exit was like a demon's mouth, and it seemed like it could swallow him at any moment.

Henry gritted his teeth and decided not to gamble on his luck, he avoided the entrance and exit of the yard and began to look around the yard.

The walls in front are obviously on the same street, and it is better to go out from the front than to go out through the door.

But after going around the circle, he suddenly noticed that there was a dog hole in the left corner, and that dog hole was obviously leading to another street......

Henry secretly squatted in front of the dog hole with his hidden figure like a thief, his expression extremely tangled.

To drill or not to drill??

"No!! Even if I die, I don't drill dog holes, how can I drill dog holes ...... an elite of the army trained by the United States! ”

I just made up my mind, but after turning my head to look at the empty front door, I suddenly felt a chill in my crotch and shivered.

"It's a dog hole for the sake of America, and it's glory!"

Thinking of the horror of that pock-faced player, Henry gritted his teeth and went straight into the dog hole......

The dog hole is about two blades long, and Henry, as an elite of the army, is naturally very quick to climb a dog hole, and his head is exposed in just a few clicks.

After poking his head out to make sure that there was no figure around, he immediately crawled out, and then polished the soil on his body and quickly walked towards the alley outside the street.

After he had walked a few steps, he turned his head to look at the church that was surrounded by high walls, and suddenly he felt tears streaming down his face.

It took me more than a day to finally get out of hell.

But just as Henry was being reborn, a voice behind him made his face stiffen.

"Yo? Why did a gringo suddenly appear? Quick, tie me up, it's about to dawn, and the sacrifice must hurry. ”

Henry slowly turned his head, only to see a big man with a pockmarked face behind him appearing in the alley with several players carrying a stunned foreign player.

He was just about to speak, and then he felt a punch-bag-sized fist appear in front of him, and he fell into a coma.

This time Henry had only one question in his mind before he fell unconscious, who exactly developed the game??

I'm him, uncle!!