"Ding Dong!"

'Inspector No. 02133, please go to Platform 2 immediately, the super train is about to enter the station......

'Roger! ’

‘……’

'Ding Dong~! ’

'A Yakilenian guest was found to be carrying dangerous ** creatures into the country on platform 8, please ask the 022nd quarantine team to immediately go to platform 8 to carry out the relevant quarantine treatment! ’

'Repeat, please go to Platform 8 immediately to carry out the relevant quarantine treatment......

'Understood!! ’

'Ding Dong~! ’

'It was found that a male of the Nazhabata tribe broke into the women's toilet of the West Station and refused to leave, and the security personnel are now requested to go to the scene immediately! ’

'Understood! Let's go now!! ’

‘……’

'Passengers going to Syndon Airport, please use the East Station Mixed Pedestrian Lane 5......

‘……’

'Ding-dong! Dear passengers......

'The spaceship at Barrio Station will depart in 28 minutes, and if you are still stranded at Customs, please go to Super Metro Line 1 or 13 as soon as possible to prepare for the Super Train......

'Ding Dong~! ’

"Alien friends who need to go to Three Mile Island for vacation, now you can go to Platform 2 to check your ticket, please cooperate with the work of Inspector 02133, and do not carry any prohibited scientific and technological items or **animal and plant ...... that violate the 'foreign-related' laws of the earth'

'If you have one, please surrender it and we will keep it for you and return it when you leave the earth......

'Friends of alien travelers who need to go to Three Mile Island......

‘……’

In this huge and complex spaceport hidden underground in the headquarters of the Men in Black, the sound of the radio or the walkie-talkie of the port employees rang from time to time, and a little girl who had been waiting in the platform inspection room for a long time finally became a little impatient.

Judging from her expression, it seemed that she had lost some patience......

"Hey! I said, this young lady, how long are you going to watch it?! ”

(_)

"Didn't you just say it would be soon? Then please hurry up, my patience is really running out of you!! ”

(lllw)σ

Yes, Anne is very unhappy right now!!

The main reason is that the young lady who is now in charge of inspecting, scanning and so-called quarantine work on her is really too slow and too slow...... After checking her pockets, checking her belongings, and finding that there was nothing more, they did a full body scan of her?

Results,

When the scan image of her body came out, the other party just stared at the data on the display, making her wait in this office for a long time?

Although the other party is very beautiful, it is a young lady with long and white thighs...... However, Anne doesn't care about that, she doesn't want to be close to the other party here or waste time or anything, she just wants to complete all the processes quickly and get out of here, it's that simple!!

"Sorry......"

"Even though they keep saying you're an alien, ...... God, are you sure you're really an alien? I wonder if they're making a mistake or looking for the wrong person? ”

The young customs officer looked at the body scan data of the little girl displayed on the holographic display in front of her, she looked left and right, up and down, anyway, no matter how she looked at it, she felt that the little girl in front of her was a complete earthling!!

Because......

The scenography of the other party's body, bones, and internal organs, as well as related data, are exactly the same as a normal earthling girl...... Moreover, those data are very standard, indicating that the other party is a good girl who is healthy and strong, and other than that, there is really nothing else special, at least that's what she just scanned with the instrument.

“……”

"Hey! Little sister! If you don't come and register me quickly, I'll really have to leave later?! ”

As for whether she is an alien or not, little Annie really doesn't want to talk about it anymore.

This thing shouldn't have developed like this, originally she had a good time on the street, she didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, she even took the initiative to give money to buy things......

But it turned out to be good, those guys in black suits didn't know how to find her, and they came to her one after another to find trouble, which made her feel annoyed!

Right now

She took the initiative to follow that Uncle K and that black-faced Shu Huang to come here, just wanting to cooperate with the other party to quickly complete all the procedures, and then leave this place hidden in the ground, and never want to come here again...... However, the young lady in front of her was even more trembling than the two weird uncles before, and she didn't finish her registration and related things for a long time?

"Ahh Sorry ......"

Although I don't know why my superiors stuffed this 'alien' who looked like a little human girl in terms of physical data and appearance, to register himself...... However, after thinking about it for a long time, the port customs staff couldn't think of a reason and couldn't ask the truth, hesitated for a while, and finally decided to skip this article first, temporarily hiding the question in his heart, and planned to carry out the next step of registration and inquiry first.

"The quarantine work is almost complete, and you don't have any problems at all!!"

"But ......"

"That...... Before we get started, can I ask? ”

The curiosity of earthlings is innate, especially when she is young, and the young man who has not been working here for a long time is even more vigorous, so at this time, she still can't help it:

"Little girl, how did you just get them to willingly give you the first place? I can be careful, you seem to have said something to them, and then they gave you the place in front of them? ”

"Whoa! Give you candy, tell my sister about it? ”

Although it seems a bit of a violation of discipline to do so, seeing that the other party is a smart, cute, well-behaved little girl, and that she usually faces the aliens who look strange and are sorry for the audience all day long, this young staff member, first glanced at the alien tourists who were honestly queuing up outside, and had not been shunted to other places for inspection, quarantine and registration work, she hurriedly called up the registration form preparation work in her computer, and asked curiously.

Of course, at the same time, she also pushed the pile of toffee on her plate in front of the other party, and bribed the other party a little.

“！！”

!! ('

"Tell me? Of course no problem......"

Great!

"Actually, it's very simple!"

"Look......"

"The chubby, fleshy-looking man-eating creature at the back of the bad guy had several small arms hidden at his feet, in what looked like poop...... Even if it's well hidden, but I just whispered to it that if it doesn't cut me in line, I'm going to report it? ”

o(*^^*)o

"And then ......"

"Then there was the strange alien with the head and nose of an elephant, but the body was very thin and thin...... You can't think of it, right? There are actually several strange little bugs hidden in its trunk, and although I don't know what race it is, as soon as I told it, it was so frightened that it immediately gave way to me......

Ay!

If she looks too cute and is too popular, there is no way, you see, all the aliens have taken the initiative to give way to her!

（…… ）

(●￣￣●)

"Hmm......"

"The third one is the tall guy over there who looks like a bug, and it's even worse! Because it has a belly of eggs in its belly, and the real eggs are mixed with other fake eggs, so you'd better check it carefully? ”

"I'm telling you, it was stubborn at first, and it thought I didn't find out that it was hiding something else?!"

(ψv) hey, hey, hey......

"Finally, the fourth, the big worm that is so bad that it bleeds pus, is even simpler! I'll tell you quietly, it's not like that at all, that ugly shell is just a camouflage tool for them, there are a lot of villains in it, young lady, you'd better check them later?! ”

"Also, don't say that I told you the truth!!"

ψ(w)

I didn't expect this young lady to be so good, and she also learned to bribe herself with candy, so Anne picked up a piece of toffee and peeled it off and threw it into her mouth to chew it, and after thinking it tasted good, she began to tell the situation one by one, and by the way, at the same time, the aliens outside who were not very familiar with her were mercilessly betrayed, and they all shook to the young lady in front of her.

Anyway, she, Queen Anne, is going to go out to play by herself after registration, and even if they want to trouble her afterwards, they will definitely not find anyone!

Besides,

Whether their bad guys who engage in smuggling can clear the customs and run to the earth is still a matter of words, maybe they will be arrested or repatriated later?

So, she didn't have to worry about that kind of thing at all now.

"This ......"

Unexpectedly, she asked so casually, and she really gained so much valuable and extraordinarily large information, so that her, a young earth customs inspector, was stunned to hear it......

Those alien 'friends' in line, she herself is already very familiar with them!

Because, they often travel between the earth and outer space, their planet or something, and it is not a matter of one or two times to clear customs from here, and almost every time there is no problem detected, but what do you think...... Now this little girl has been stabbed out of so many situations at once?!

"What about him?"

"He's been here for more than 27 hours, he can't pass several inspections, and now he's in line for the fifth time, how could he be so kind to let you cut the line, and what secrets did you find out about him?"

This beautiful young woman with long legs, after secretly reporting to her superiors the important information that the little girl had just 'reported', she suddenly secretly glanced at the little girl, and motioned to the other party to quickly tell herself, what was the big insect with a bunch of bubbles on her body hiding at the top of the queue, so that she could easily give up her position?

Anyway, she had a preconceived idea, and she felt that since the four behind her had to give way because they had ghosts in their hearts, it was obvious that the guy at the front who couldn't pass the pass several times must also be suspicious, and there must be a major problem!!

Today

If she can catch all the five guys outside, then I'm afraid she will really have to make a big contribution! Maybe...... Can you be promoted to be a customs officer, and you don't have to stand in this position all day to face those weird guys who smell or smell or liquid?

"It's ..... it gives way, of course because the parents are cute!!"

('w

Anne directly stretched out her four little fingers in a triumphant gesture.

“……”

Lovely?

Obviously, the young female customs officer didn't believe the other party's nonsense!

Because she knows that the aesthetics of aliens are definitely different from those of earthlings, just like she has never been able to have any good feelings for those alien 'friends' who queue up to clear the level! Those messy-looking creatures, if they were seen somewhere else, might make her scream in fear, where would she feel good?

Of course, there are exceptions, such as this smart, cute, well-behaved, and seemingly identical alien girl who is sitting on the high stool in front of her?

"Whoa!"

"Well, I actually threatened him!!"

e=(o'*))))alas!

“？？”

"Threat?"

"Well, that alien doesn't care about it for now, let's talk about the previous four first, but ...... But I don't understand, little one, how the hell did you do all this, how did you find out that there was something wrong with them? ”

The female customs firmly believes that this little girl didn't stand outside for a long time just now, and she didn't communicate much with those aliens outside, so how did the other party find out that those aliens were wrong in such a short time, and finally used that kind of coercion to force them to give up their positions?

Could it be that the other party has some equipment or instruments that can scan others?

On this point, after the joy and rejoicing just now, she was deeply puzzled, and wondered very much how the little one did it......

However, in fact, this kind of thing is not her business, she is just curious...... Because, she has just uploaded the information to her superiors, presumably after a while, there will definitely be professional agents here to deal with those problems.

Especially the guys in the back who have repeatedly cleared the customs three times, blatantly deceived the instruments they organized and smuggled, it's time to give them some hardship!

"I won't tell you!"

o(^｀)o

She Queen Anne is so spicy, and she can see it at a glance, where can she explain it clearly?

"But young lady, let me tell you...... The guy at the front of the queue is actually a good person, he is very honest, he doesn't carry anything, and he is so bold, I just threatened it obediently and admitted, looking strange and pitiful......"

"Why don't you embarrass it later, and let it go as soon as possible?"

(=w=)o

The hideous and ugly, but honest alien came to visit relatives here on Earth, its relatives are alien political refugees, and they have been hiding here on Earth, and they themselves have quietly come to Earth, but it has been trapped here because it has no official letter or identity certificate or anything like that....., but in view of the fact that it was 'kind' to give up her place for Anne herself, which made her feel a little embarrassed, she reluctantly said such a good word to the other party.

In this case, presumably between her and that stupid guy should be considered a tie, which is the reward for giving up the position? That's right, that's how it should be, she won't be upset at all now!!

(`)**

（…… ）

"How could this be?."

"Oh my God, of the five of them, he's the cleanest and most problem-free?!"

The guy who couldn't pass the test several times turned out to be the most honest and innocent of those people? On the contrary, those who have repeatedly traveled between the earth and never found any problems are the ones with the most serious problems?

If the little girl's statement is true.....

Then, this kind of terrible thing can be said to be a naked slap in the face to the customs inspection equipment of their earthlings! Anyway, now her young long-legged female customs officer has roughly guessed: after today's incident, their equipment will have to come to the last large-scale rectification and upgrading!

It's just that she doesn't know how long their equipment has been exploited by aliens, and how many items and aliens have been smuggled to Earth and smuggled into their earthlings' cities?

This kind of thing made her a little scary......

Perhaps, not only will she not be able to get credit this time, but she will be severely reprimanded and punished for dereliction of duty because she has not been able to check in place many times before, and has not been able to find the entrainment of private goods by those guys?!

“……”

Call! No matter!

"Little girl, now let's get started, first of all, say your name......"

She doesn't know what kind of reaction the boss will have for the time being, so now this long-legged young female customs just wants to hurry up to complete the basic registration work for the little guy in front of her, and then quickly push the other party to the next department to give those colleagues a headache?

Seriously, at this time, she regretted her mouthy just now.

"Haven't they already asked me this kind of troublesome question just now?!"

(; ｀o)o

Anne was referring to Uncle K and the black-skinned J, she thought that she had just done this young lady a great favor, and then the other party could make her registration faster, but who would have thought that the other party would have to start all over again like this?

The above forms are so simple, wouldn't the other party just make up something reasonable to fill in for the sake of his own help?

"No! It's a must......"

"Huh? Yes! Excuse me, sir, do you have anything to do? ”

The young woman was just about to restrain her thoughts, to comfort the little girl, and then ask the other party to hurry up and continue to cooperate with her work, when suddenly, a heavy palm patted her shoulder, which startled her.

When she turned her head and saw that it was the most spicy and capable super agent in the organization, the chief Agent K who had carried out many dangerous missions to save the earth from fire and water, she stood up a little flattered.

Seeing that it was the other party, she knew that the information she had just submitted must have been taken seriously by her superiors, which could be seen from the scene of a group of black-clothed agents and security guards surrounding those dishonest aliens outside.

"Hey!"

"Little guy, let's meet again, we seem to be quite fated, don't we?!"

Follow his partner K to deal with Agent J frowned at the little girl, and unceremoniously reached out to grab the plate of candy in front of the other party, and then casually peeled two and threw them into his big lips and mouth, chew it, chew it.

Originally, he was still thinking about how to write that damn report, but how did he think that K had come to find himself again, so that he could confidently postpone that report for the time being? As for whether he would continue to write when he went back, he didn't want to worry too much about it now.

"Huh?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?!"

K didn't care about his companion, but at a glance saw that the holographic registration form in front of the female customs was still blank, and after seeing that all the contents were not filled in, he couldn't help but ask out loud a little strangely.

Calculating the time, it should have been almost two hours since they left, why hasn't all the work started here yet, and all the forms haven't been filled out and registered?

"Sir, sir!"

She ...... She's a little uncooperative......"

It's true that she didn't cooperate, but it was also true that she had just been distracted to ask about something else, and she had gained additional valuable information, and she couldn't tell the merits and demerits for a while, so she simply returned all the responsibility to the little girl in front of her.

Anyway, the other party really didn't cooperate with her too much, and now she still looks impatient, so why don't you just use it to help her share a little bit of guilt? Anyway, the other party is not a person in the organization, and aliens have all kinds of privileges here on Earth, although there is no such thing as food, shelter and medical insurance, but it is still better than her, a staff member who works tremblingly and satisfactorily in her post!

"That's right......"

K looked at the little girl in front of him, but the other party directly gave him a roll of his eyes, obviously in line with some of the female customs' statements?

"Forget it!"

"You go and do the other things first, and I'll register her, let's take over here, you go out and check that guy first?"

After pondering for a while, K resolutely reached out and pointed out with his finger, pointing to the alien in the shape of an unlucky bug that had been stranded for more than 27 hours.

Although the report just now said that little Anne felt that there was nothing wrong with the deep-sea bug-like guy, but the basic examination still had to be carried out, after all, they couldn't listen to a little girl's side, right?

"Okay!"

"Yes! Sir!! ”

The young woman who had been granted amnesty did not have any doubts, and when she saw that Senior Agent K had taken over, she hurriedly stood up and walked towards the door of this inspection office with her tools.

“……”

(_`)

"Hey! Hello Uncle K......"

(つw｀)～

Little Anne rubbed her sleepy eyes, sat down in front of her, and began to fill in the information on it, without asking her Uncle K to say hello......

As for the cheeky black guy next to her, she didn't pay attention to it at all, and she didn't know why, she didn't like this guy who knew her very well, she and he had just met, how could he be so shameless?

“……”

K started to quickly fill in the forms on the computer with what he knew, such as the other person's name, age, ethnicity, what planet they came from, etc.? Then, he filled in some content that he didn't think was important, and he didn't even ask, and everything that was even less important, he simply left it blank.

"That's right! Annie, just played with it. ”

"You...... Are there any dangerous prohibited items still hidden? There are some things that are not allowed here on Earth, and if you can, you'd better hand them over to us sooner rather than later. ”

After a while, K almost finished filling out the troublesome form, and then slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the little girl in front of him who seemed to be grabbing candy with J without much expression with a serious face.

“？？”

(⊙o⊙)

"What is a prohibited item? I don't think so, I didn't bring that weird thing......"

(*＾＾)？

Anne didn't know why they were asking, because she never hid anything, and her things were left in the half-dimensional space of her little pocket.

Of course, that doesn't seem right?

Because, in fact, that half-dimensional space is not in her bag at all, but her small pocket, and there is a constant passage in her bag that links to that half-dimensional space, and she can reach for it when she wants?

So, it's not right to use the word 'hidden', she didn't hide, she just stored it in that place, those are two different concepts, she is different from those alien monsters who hide things and smuggle them!!

"You don't want to pretend to be garlic!"

"Little one, that's the nuclear weapon you just gave me! It's the 'Deuterium-8 device', and you didn't even explain to me what it was? ”

"Did you know that you almost killed all of Manhattan or all of New York!!"

J is still a little crazy until now...... p> He didn't know if this little guy did it unintentionally or deliberately, and she even threw herself a nuclear weapon without asking or explaining? At that time, he was just playing like that, and if it weren't for the careful K boss who found out in time that it was taken away and kept properly, maybe he would be gray now!

When I think of the sour feeling of a nuclear weapon exploding in the palm of my hand, J always feels like the prostate that has been healed for many years has a feeling of recurring? Then, the constipation problem that I haven't had for a long time seems to have reappeared?

"Oh, that's what it is......"

"But ......"

(o)

"That gadget won't blow up New York or Manhattan, it's actually an unstable nuclear grenade, the standard weapon of the army of my national heroes, the Federation! That deuterium-8 nuclear grenade, at most, it's going to blow up this big house of yours? ”

(*`)

It turned out that the nuclear weapon that the other party was talking about turned out to be the deuterium-8 blasting device...... This made little Annie, who was a little dozing, involuntarily relieved, she almost thought that she had accidentally sent away those 10 billion equivalent super big Ivan with that kind of planet destroyer weapon!

（…… ）

(Tibbs says that the word 'again' is used very well, proving that some of his bad little masters is still self-aware?) ）

You know,

Since the Divine Citadel incident, she has been reprimanded by Shepard's big sister, but she no longer dares to give away or play with those things, after all, they are too dangerous...... Of course, that's dangerous for others?

"Oh my God!!"

"Nuclear, nuclear grenades? Still...... Or an unstable nuclear grenade?! ”

Agent J suddenly gasped again, and the prostate disease was in a sharp attack......

He couldn't imagine how big this little guy's heart was. Didn't she know the danger, didn't know the power, and dared to carry those unstable military weapons with her? Moreover, you dare not tell anything, and just hand it to yourself?

What terrible thing would have happened if he had accidentally had his hands shaking, or Boss K hadn't noticed it in time, and he accidentally fell to the ground, or was used by him as a ball to throw on the ground?

Although the power of the thing has now been confirmed, the name has changed from the terrifying 'nuclear weapon' to the slightly more comforting 'nuclear grenade'...... However, once it explodes, with the terrifying blasting power that the other party said could blow up the headquarters building of the man in black, it would definitely be enough to turn him into ashes!

"That's it! Agent J, please keep your composure? ”

After turning his head and reaching out to hold his companion who was a little trembling and still wanted to have a seizure, K continued to look at the little girl in front of him with an indifferent face.

K, who has carried out dangerous missions many times, saved the earth from fire and water, and has seen more dangerous objects, his mental quality and ability to resist pressure are much stronger than a new recruit next to him, so he doesn't take the matter just now to heart.

After all, that 'deuterium-8 device', that nuclear grenade, it didn't blow up, did it? In their code of work for the Men in Black operatives, as long as nothing out of control happens, it's a successful operation, and there's no need to think too much about it!

Besides, since the power of that thing has dropped from the 'nuclear' level to the 'grenade' level, he doesn't have to worry about anything.

"We continue to ......"

"Annie, let's pick up on the topic we just had, I want to ask...... Do you still have that deuterium-8 blasting device? ”

The meaning of k is already clear, that is, if the other party still has it, it must be handed over immediately now and handed over to them for safekeeping?

Because

The men in black do not allow the aliens visiting Earth to carry any form of threatening weaponry, whether it is all kinds of energy cannons, rifles, pistols, or whatever, or that kind of unstable nuclear grenade, none of them are allowed!!

Although, the young female customs officer must have scanned the little guy's body just now, and he didn't think that the other deuterium-8 blasting device could be hidden on the other party's body, but it was still necessary to make a final necessary interrogation about you, after all, this is a standard registration procedure, isn't it?

“……”

"The nuclear grenade is really gone, it's the last one that people hid, I didn't want to give it to him in the first place!!"

o(^')o hum!

After glancing at the black-skinned fellow, little Anne snorted and turned her cute little head to the other side, not wanting to look at some bad guy who had received her 'gift' and blamed her!

And, she's right! The D-8 nuclear grenade was indeed the last one left, and the rest, when she was on the Citadel space station, was sold to the alien......

But there's something else she can do......

For example, those 10-billion-ton equivalent refractory super big Ivan? Or, to put it mildly, those anti-ship weapons fired by Viking fighters, like the 'Lanzel' Thunderbolt!?

Those things were also nuclear weapons, but since they didn't ask, of course she didn't want to hand them over again, after all, it was her private collection, and maybe when it would come in handy! That kind of cannon battle, it's still very easy to take it out once in a while to blow up the bad guys, save trouble, effort and worry, and after throwing it out, you don't care about it at all, it's much more convenient than putting magic or something.

"Hey! I don't like that gift from you at all!! ”

J was a little crazy, but given that the other party was a little girl, and given that K was present, he didn't have a seizure.

“……”

"Do you have any other high-power weapons on you?"

K nodded, took one last look at the little one's body, and asked as usual.

"The ......"

(w`)

"Does my bear count? It's one of the most powerful weapons of all! ”

Anne decided that Tiebs should count?

Because, once it goes berserk, or if it lets it do whatever it wants, it seems that it can easily burn down an entire city or planet?

（…… ）

Super fierce!

“……”

“……”

KJ glanced at each other, Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the other party is definitely gone.

"Okay, let's go ahead, now we'll register you, and then you'll be free soon."

"Let me see, what else must be asked?"

K plans to be a good person to the end, not to embarrass the customs officer, and directly take charge of this little guy until the other party leaves.

Ask for a ticket