This immeasurable Tianzun is really an unlucky bastard.

He was shot down again.

Fell a dog eating.

It was a terrible mess.

"Oops, oops, oops......"

Coupled with his hilarious body language, it instantly amused me.

This guy is just like Zhou Botong, an old naughty boy who doesn't grow up.

was knocked down by the gossip golden light twice in a row, and this thing was instantly startled, and his expression was extremely nervous.

He thought it was an onmyoji who rushed out somewhere.

Nervous as if facing the enemy.

When I saw that it was me, I breathed a long sigh of relief.

The two of them are such a stunned god.

I don't know if it was my old hand that shook a little, or because I was amused by the Immeasurable Tianzun just now, for a while, the gossip mirror was actually offset by a bit.

The female ghost instantly seized the opportunity and trembled.

Gritting his teeth, the yin qi in his body rolled out.

In an instant, he broke free from Jinguang's control.

And then he ran away!

I saw her dodge and escape from the dark woods.

Her speed was so fast that it was like a puff of green smoke.

Immediately afterward, he fled in the direction of the wooden house.

Not good

She's running away.

Seeing the female ghost fleeing, I chased after the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable without hesitation!

I don't know if it was because she was in a panic or because she was too unlucky, the direction in which she fled for her life turned out to be the direction of the wooden house on the top of the mountain.

Hey, hey, hey.

There is really a way in heaven that you don't go, and a door to hell that you can't break into.

For a moment, I couldn't help but gloat in my heart.

You said, there are so many ways to survive from the grove, but you don't go, but you go to a dead end.

Dig your own grave and bring about your own destruction.

You know, the witch monk is in the cabin on the top of the mountain.

If she breaks in, will she not be a moth to the fire and hit herself with the muzzle of the gun?

Seeing the lonely cabin on the top of the mountain from a distance, the Infinite Heavenly Venerable was the first to stop.

He had sensed the existence of the tricky demon monk before, and he was very jealous, so he refused to go up the mountain with me.

Now, when I am here, I dare not approach.

He stopped and said with an extremely solemn expression: "In this dilapidated hut, there is a gray and powerful Yin Ghost!" ”

Hehe.

That's nature.

The sorcerous monk is in that room.

I nodded silently and said, "Tianzun, your induction is very accurate, that is, the two families of Taoism and Buddhism have obtained high monks, tricky demon monks." It's the famous guy I told you about before. ”

When I say this, I am very angry!

It seems that it is a proud thing to be able to know such a powerful master!

It's like taking a photo with a big star after zero.

Hearing this, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable was slightly moved.

Although he was lonely and unheard of, he had never heard of the tricky demon monk, but when he came here, he felt the power of the tricky demon monk, and he was also surprised.

It's not me kidding.

The tricky demon monk's mastery of yin and yang techniques has thrown more than a dozen streets of the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!

Three knocks on the bamboo pole can make the soul leave the body.

I had never heard of it before, and I had never seen it before.

I didn't see any movement from him, but he was able to control those bodies and go down the mountain on his own.

At that time, the powerful Yin Ghost that broke out of the altar was easily subdued.

Peeping at the leopard in the tube, this tricky demon monk is really not simple.

It's terrifying.

It is estimated that the blind man is not his opponent.

I also know that this Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is not bad by nature, and he has done a lot of good deeds as a human being.

Life is a good person, death is a good ghost.

Anyway, he's also an onmyoji.

If you can be guided by the trickery demon monk, then the attainment of yin and yang is probably increasing day by day, and it will improve rapidly.

After all, Yin-Yang is not like other knowledge, it is difficult to comprehend oneself.

I think that since the trickery demon monk has generously taught me some yin and yang techniques, he should not be stingy with the immeasurable Tianzun.

Besides, they are all good deeds for people and good deeds, and I don't think he will refuse.

I said directly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you don't have to worry about that female ghost, you can't run." The strength of the tricky demon monk, I have seen it with my own eyes, and that female ghost must have been subdued by the tricky demon monk. Now, it's all here, why don't you come into the house with me, I can just introduce you to the master of the witchcraft demon monk. Being able to get his fulcrum is really beneficial. ”

Hearing this, Infinite Heavenly Venerable hurriedly waved his hand.

I don't know if he's trying to save face, or if he's afraid of trickery.

After all, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is also a figure at the level of Yin and Yang, and if he is a fulcrum, I am afraid that it will be a little difficult to accept it in my heart.

Also, he wasn't sure if the sorcery monk was good or bad.

In case the tricky demon monk is like that Master Wu Fan, and he gets up one by one, there is nothing I can do.

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable said that the world of yin ghosts, like the world of human beings, is also very complicated.

No one knows what those ghosts think.

Immeasurable Tianzun finally refused, and said: "Oh, there is no need for introduction, I am old and old, I am used to being free and lazy, and I don't like those people who are sophisticated!" I'm just going to stay outside these days! I think that Ye Hu made a big fuss about our dojo, and he was also angry, so he should have left. Lao Dao also cheated you once before, so I'm sorry, this time, I won't bother you. Oh, by the way, this evening, I see that there are people here who are doing some ghost errands, and there are people burning alms, and they are burning a lot, and it looks like it's not a funeral, but a happy event, so someone is going to get married, right? ”

He really sensed it.

I don't know how these ghosts sensed it.

It's magical.

That's what I want, though.

Since the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable can sense it, then some of the little ghosts around him can naturally sense it as well.

When the time comes, there will definitely be a lot of imps who come to join in the fun.

After all, eating a big meal for free and being able to have money to get it is not a good thing.

Moreover, it is still a happy event for them.

Now, although I am a fake marriage, I can't reveal it yet.

The less people know about this news, the better.

So as not to leak the rumors.

In case the female ghost concubine Ye Yao doesn't get into the set, it will be troublesome.

I shook my head slightly, sighed, and pretended to be a little happy and a little unhappy, "That's right, it's a ghost marriage!" And the bridegroom is me. ”

Hearing this, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable immediately burst out laughing, and his big mouth was cracked to the base of his ear.

It seems that ghosts, like people, like to join in the fun.

He arched his hand and said, "Hehe, that's to congratulate you, Yin Fu Hongtu." Hehe, by the way, I begged for a glass of wine to drink, speaking of which, I haven't drunk for many years, and I've had several episodes of alcohol. ”

Damn, you bad old man, you still call yourself an old man.

Since it's an old way, you can also eat all the wine and meat!

It's just naughty!

It is estimated that Zhou Botong is alive.

However, I don't hate it!

After all, as a human being, everyone wants to eat dumplings, play with sister-in-law, a few glasses of wine, with big cigarettes, and some DJ music, wouldn't it be fast!

It's the same with ghosts, they also have a favorite lifestyle, and it's reasonable!

This is understandable.

Although it is a fake marriage, it must also be pretended to be a little bit like it.

I said bluntly, "Then we have a good relationship." It's better to come early than to come early, then it's time to welcome Tianzun's face, hahaha, when the time comes, I'll drink enough with you. ”

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable raised a finger and put it to his mouth.

He said arrogantly: "It's you, hehehe." It's not that I despise you, ten of you, the old way can also put you down. ”

I'm not happy about this, three and a half pounds of liquor, and I poured beer casually, expressing dissatisfaction: "Hehe, how much alcohol do you have?" I don't believe in this evil anymore. ”

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable was full of confidence, stretched out his index finger and put it in front of my eyes.

The expression is very spirited.

I wondered, "A cup?" ”

He shook his head slightly.

Occasional Exclusion.

A pound?

That's a decent amount of alcohol.

"A pound?" I don't believe it.

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable still shook his head slightly.

Hiss......

I couldn't help but gasp.

It can't be a big bottle, right?

That's kind of awesome.

I, who is known as the wine saint, said that I was a little powerful.

Surprised: "A bottle? ”

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable said incomparably domineering: "No...... That's drinking all the time. What about you, how much can you talk to? ”

Poof......

I almost burst out laughing.

This old Taoist pretending to be forced up, there is really no sky.

I also took it as I could, stretched out four fingers, and bent my middle finger. erected in front of him.

Immeasurable Tianzun looked puzzled: "What does this mean?" ”

I could blow my Qi bangs and say with great vigour: "Drink without middle finger (drink without stop)!" ”

Digression, drinking grade: wine residue, such people often mix and drink, smoke and drink messily, no alcohol, often a "drunk without virtue, not responsible" face, people and gods are angry, in the wine forest like a street rat, everyone shouts and beats. Usually the strength of the lees is not very good.

Wine Emperor: Two and a half glasses! That is, people who are good drinkers. Good drinking becomes a habit, often drinking alcohol becomes a habit, taking wine for pleasure, taking wine as a thing, nothing can be without wine, no wine is not a person, and people must say wine. It can also be described as a "wine man".

Wine Zun is also known as a drunkard: one catty. It refers to both a person who is a good drinker and a greedy cup, and a person who is habitually drunk. The drunkard's sentence "The drunkard carries the drunkard, and the thousand catties are not too much." Drunkards and drunkards, a thousand cups will not get drunk. ”

Wine tyrant, also known as wine worm, a hero in wine, also a wine hero, a person who drinks a lot: one and a half catties! This kind of person will have to drink 300 cups at a time, and be proud and refreshing. For example, Li Bai Youyun: "Five-flowered horses, daughter-in-law, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you." "The scholar in modern wine, a high-IQ figure with a brain hidden in the world, a wide range of social activities, a high degree of integration, proficient in foreign wine, red wine, beer and liquor, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting at his fingertips, high-end atmosphere and grade, low-key luxury with connotation and taste.

The legendary wine saint is better than the wine bully and the drunkard, and has reached the realm of being intoxicated, everything is not as good as a cup in hand, and going crazy.

Usually three and a half catties of liquor, beer is poured casually.

Gray is terrible.

As for the wine fairy, that is what the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable said to drink all the time and drink without stopping.

(Come, scumbags, wine residue deduction 1, wine bully deduction 2...... ）

The two of us were outside, bragging wildly.

I said that I had drunk Erguotou, Hengshui Laobaigan'er, Zhijiang Daqu, and the cocktail, the Red Great Wall, and Lafei Yunyun.

He said he had drunk red sorghum, Northeast soju, and even blood wine.

Anyway, the trench is inhumane and boundless.

After a while, it gradually stopped.

Anyway, that female ghost will definitely be subdued by the tricky demon monk, so we don't have to worry about it.

Then they chatted and boasted a few words, but they didn't see any movement in the cabin.

For a moment, I couldn't help but wonder a little in my heart.

What the hell is going on?

This moth must make a noise when it burns to death!

Could it be that Zhu Bajie entered the Pansi Cave?

I feel a little weird.

Although the combat power of that female ghost is not as good as that of the tricky demon monk, it should not be underestimated.

It can also fight with the Infinite Heavenly Venerable for 300 rounds.

How did I enter the house, and there was no sound at all.

Very unscientific.

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