100. Glue pot (one hundred)
After Su Xuan ignored Su Zhizhou, who asked when he was killed by the killer, Comrade Sanmao discovered that his scalp was sealed with glue.
After all, after the glue is dry, even if you don't have to touch it with your hands, your scalp will be stretched as tightly as if someone was pulling it......
In the end, Comrade Sanmao felt a helmet on top of his head!
The kind of helmet that feels a certain hardness to the touch and clatters when it is knocked on!
Boy.
Comrade Sanmao understood that he would never believe in Su Xuan, a shameless dog woman, in the future.
After all, believe that she dies once at a time.
What kind of ghost is Su Xuan, doesn't she know it yet?
Su Xuan is right, it's been until now, and she was deceived so stupidly, I'm afraid it's not really a personal mental retard!
Woooooo
I felt like I was crying stupidly.
Those three hairs on the top of its head...... Why is it so miserable?
I can't protect those three hairs.
If I give myself another chance, I will definitely walk well, and I will definitely not provoke Su Xuan, the plague god, because I am greedy for the pleasure of watching the excitement.
Eight lifetimes of blood mold have been planted on Su Xuan's woman.
Kill a thousand knives, what the hell is this?
I really want to use my super hard helmet to knock Su Xuan to death!
But......
Strength is not very allowed......
Beast Su Xuan!
Avian hosts!
This woman has not been a human being for too long, and she no longer knows what kind of thing a person is!
Woooooo
dog woman!
In other words, why can the glue from the outside world be brought in and act on your body?
Shouldn't it be a cloud of fog?
Why is this guy able to use this glue on his body?
O iniquity!
Comrade Sanmao began to cry over the shiny helmet on his head.
Su Xuan also lay down on the bed with satisfaction, watching Comrade Sanmao touch its helmet and close himself.
To be honest, I didn't expect that the glue to really act on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head, but now it looks like this......
It seems to be really interesting.
Maybe there are a lot of unconventional things in this system that no one notices.
For example, normally a host would not have such a large privilege to allow the system to retrieve data from the virtual world of this plane.
But Comrade Sanmao is different.
I wanted it to investigate, and it really did, without mentioning the right thing.
After all, the system can be said to be a high-dimensional thing to a certain extent, which can ignore all the high technology in this world and ignore all the defenses in this world.
With such a terrifying tool falling into the hands of a time-traveler like himself, isn't there really a time-traveling person who will hit the system with his mind?
It's definitely a little.
Those who can be chosen to be time-travelers must have something beyond the ordinary in some way.
They can't really be willing to be bound by such a system and complete all the tasks assigned by this system.
Even if the system can provide them with a reward in response, the human heart is unlimited, greed is also unlimited, people always instinctively desire what they have not gotten, so one day, the system will not be able to satisfy the greed of human beings, and at that time, human beings are likely to subvert the laws of the world and use the system to become the king of the world.
But, obviously, this kind of thing has not happened yet.
After all, if it had happened, the system wouldn't have mentioned anything about it in the slightest.
As for why this did not happen, the only explanation is ...... That's about – limit!
Only limitations, only limitations on the capabilities of the system itself, can fundamentally prevent this kind of thing from happening.
However, Comrade Sanmao was not restricted in the slightest.
It is easy to obtain the materials that ordinary people can't get in their lifetimes, and they can easily achieve their desired goals through the original facilities of this world.
This shows what Su Xuan didn't dare to think.
After all, in this situation, as long as Su Xuan wants to, she can use Comrade Sanmao to achieve the goal of controlling this world.
After all, if you have all the information in this world, you can easily become the king in this world.
It is indeed not easy to have such a huge authority, and to be independent of the control of the system, to become the only comrade in this world who is not controlled by the system and freely shuttles through the three thousand small worlds......
In addition, this guy has not assigned himself a task until now, and he can carry things from the outside world into the space at will......
In addition to being a little stupid, Comrade Sanmao is still very milky in principle.
It's just the standard existence for an unruly person like himself.
Therefore, in order to protect his family's humble Comrade Sanmao, he must treat Comrade Sanmao well in the future!
Otherwise, Comrade Sanmao will not be able to look down on himself, and one day he will fall in love with someone else's handsome guy, and then run away, he will really lose money!
Thinking of this, Su Xuan's conscience flared up for a moment, and he stretched out his hand to the top of Comrade Sanmao's head, and gently knocked on its extremely hard helmet......
After hearing the crisp sound after tapping the helmet, Su Xuan paused, as if ......
It's a little interesting~
This skull!
The sound has a little crisp feeling~
didn't hold back for a while, Su Xuan took out two chopsticks, and then knocked out a song "A Laugh in the Sea" on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head.
The voice is magnificent, sonorous and powerful, lingering, subdued, and reverberating, just as the so-called "is majestic and majestic, cold and eternal", and easily knocked out the momentum of "lifting the sword and riding and waving the ghost rain, and the white bones are like mountain birds flying in shock".
After the song ended, Su Xuan was immersed in the afterglow of his music and couldn't extricate himself, and after a long time, Su Xuan asked Comrade Sanmao,
"Comrade Sanmao, what do you think of my music?"
Comrade Sanmao: "......, it's not good, just my head is ringing." ”
Su Xuan blinked and nodded calmly, yes~
They were all blown away by their own music.
It has nothing to do with knocking its skull with too much force!
With such a loud sound, Su Xuan, who didn't know why his conscience was gone again, grabbed the corner of the glue that Comrade Sanmao had finally pulled up without emotion, and tore it hard while Comrade Sanmao was not paying attention......
Before Comrade Sanmao let out a murderous scream, Su Xuan threw the helmet torn off his hand into the space, quickly left the scene, and blocked Comrade Sanmao's scolding of himself!
This time, even if he doesn't need to be reminded by Comrade Sanmao, Su Xuan knows how much he is not human!
Obviously, Comrade Sanmao doesn't need to drive a motorcycle, but he made a helmet or something for it, and Comrade Sanmao will definitely cry after knowing that he can't go for a ride!
Su Xuan really sympathized with Comrade Sanmao...... And the three hairs on the top of its head.
But this did not stop him from continuing to plague the three hairs on the top of Comrade Sanmao's head.
This is actually the same reason as why he continued to harm Xin Hao when he saw him so miserable now.
The only difference is that Comrade Sanmao is his own person, so he can be bullied casually, of course, if something happens, he will definitely protect Comrade Sanmao.
But Xin Hao is different.
Xin Hao is not his own person, so he will definitely bully Xin Hao well.
Of course, if something really happened to Xin Hao, he would definitely fall into the well without hesitation, making him completely fall into the dust.
After all, it's an enemy~
But~
I didn't expect that after Xin Hao's legs were run over by a car, he would still hold his birthday party as usual......
Isn't this a funeral for yourself?
Looking at the card in his hand, Su Xuan blinked, after seeing the days underground, Su Xuan understood.
Well, this card was sent by Xin Hao before that guy got into a car accident.
If there hadn't been a previous car accident, that guy's leg would have been almost good on his birthday, so it's actually okay to hold a party or something.
But now, both legs have been amputated, and now the person is still lying in the intensive care unit, and it is not certain whether he can wake up or not~
This banquet ......
Alas~
Sloppy!
He shouldn't have been angry with Xin Hao, and then arranged for someone to him.
Check it out, now it's good!
It is estimated that the matter of promising Su Jiao will also be in vain!
After all, in this case, Xin Hao doesn't know if he can last until his birthday~
Or, even if Xin Hao woke up, he didn't know if he would be able to continue to maintain this extremely luxurious birthday party.
However, none of this has anything to do with me.
After all, up to now, that guy Xin Hao is a dead man to himself.
If it weren't for her previous attempt to trap Su Jiao, she might have asked someone to kill Xin Hao directly.
After all, he is not a normal protagonist.
However, that comrade police outside~
If you always stay by your side, you may one day lead the little boy who is in the middle of the family.
Although that guy is not a normal guy either.
Otherwise, that guy wouldn't have dragged himself to the sun for an hour!
It's simply stunning!
In other words, these people who stayed by his side didn't know if they had seen the face of the old fox.
After all, the old fox eats black, and if that guy sees the old fox eating black, he will go out and arrest the old fox later, what will he do?
You can't pit the old fox, right?
Thinking of this, Su Xuan suddenly bounced up from the bed, dragging her not so flexible legs, and she rushed out of the door at once.
When rushing out, Su Xuan shouted super loudly,
"Su Zhizhou, don't sleep! Get up and get to work! ”
Su Zhizhou, who was originally standing aside with a broom and sweeping the ground relentlessly: "??? ”
Seeing Su Xuan stepping on the ground with one foot and one foot hanging in the air, the corners of Su Zhizhou's mouth twitched slightly, and he said super seriously,
"That...... Are you thinking that your other leg didn't break? ”
Su Xuan: "......"
"Not really!"
Su Xuan's face was indifferent.
Su Zhizhou also had an indifferent face,
"Since that's the case, you can walk well!"
Su Xuan blinked, agreed and said super seriously,
"I only have one foot now, and I can't walk properly for the time being."
Su Zhizhou: "......"
Never mind!
I can't talk to this guy anymore!
Putting the broom in his hand aside, Su Zhizhou looked at Su Xuan with a look of disgust,
"Say it! What do you want me to do? I'm telling you, I'm just here to protect you, not to work for you! ”
Su Xuan: "......"
Can this person think about what he was just doing before saying something like that?
Isn't sweeping the floor the same as work?
Isn't sweeping the floor a job?
Never mind!
No more complaining!
If he continues to complain, this guy will probably be complained about to death by himself!
Thinking of this, Su Xuan shook his head, took out his mobile phone, opened the contact interface of Comrade Prosecutor, and then said very seriously,
"The boss of your family said that someone has been caught, so let you go to the police station to report quickly!"
Su Zhizhou: "??? ”
If I'm not mistaken, I should have been a traffic police officer before.
How did you turn your head and report to the police station.
Looking at Su Zhizhou's eyes full of distrust, Su Xuan's conscience didn't hurt at all,
"Oops, you've been like this~ You've been promoted!"
Su Zhizhou: "......"
Ascend to a ghost!
Believing this woman's words is a ghost!
Su Zhizhou chose to ignore Su Xuan's words, and then continued to grab the broom that was put aside and started his own sweeping event.
"Hahaha~"
Su Xuan knew that Su Zhizhou would not be fooled so easily.
"I'm joking, actually, the thing just now lied to you."
Su Zhizhou didn't give Su Xuan a look, and nodded calmly,
"I know."
Su Xuan: "......"
It's not well-behaved!
Not cute at all!
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, Su Xuan reached out and pressed the phone of the comrade prosecutor, and then turned on the amplification, and soon, the voice of the comrade prosecutor on the opposite side appeared,
"Hey, uncle, what's the matter with you? You can't have an arm cut off, do you? ”
Comrade prosecutor is actually quite busy.
On the one hand, he was busy worrying about Su Xuan's safety, and on the other hand, he was worried about how he was going to raid Xin Hao's home......
Originally, the matter of raiding the house was going quite smoothly, but after a Xin Chang came out, it didn't go well, so at this time, the prosecutor comrade was crazy and busy in order to break through Xin Chang's defense line!
Hearing the words of Comrade Prosecutor, the corners of Su Xuan's mouth twitched slightly, and retorted,
"You've just had an arm cut off! I'll give you the location of the killer, and you can transfer Su Zhizhou away! I'm afraid that this child will be led crooked by me later! ”