Chapter 39: The Most Painful Thing in Life
Yi Yun has been repeating the twelve movements of the Elephant Swallowing Technique, these movements, for some reason, are very physically demanding, Yi Yun is in a state of half-dreaming and half-awake, after this set of actions five times, he is exhausted!
Yi Yun opened his eyes, but found that his abdomen was extremely hot, as if it was on fire!
The power in his body all surged towards his abdomen, and a large amount of blood and energy was endless!
Normal people, after eating a full stomach, the body's blood will rush to the stomach and intestines to digest the nutrients eaten.
This is the case with Yiyun now, but it is a hundred times stronger.
Yi Yun felt that if he thought about it, the qi and blood in his whole body could be condensed in his stomach, even if it was iron nail glass, he could digest it!
The original feeling of bloating after eating Guanyin soil has completely disappeared, and in the strong peristalsis of the stomach and intestines, all the Guanyin soil that has been condensed has been dispersed.
Yi Yun raised his head, only to find that everyone was looking at him, Zhang Yuxian was smiling, while the people in the warrior reserve camp were surprised, jealous, and hostile.
At this time, Lian Chengyu walked over to Yi Yun with a smile.
"Yi Yun, I'm convinced. ”
Lian Chengyu said this, under Yi Yun's surprised gaze, he patted Yi Yun's shoulder affectionately, "Yi Yun, to be honest, I also doubted before that you were lucky to pass the primary, and now that you have proven yourself, I apologize to you, I really didn't expect you to have such talent!"
Lian Chengyu did not hesitate to praise himself, "In the past, it was a condescension to let you go up the mountain to collect medicine, from today on, if you enter the warrior reserve camp, even the clan will focus on cultivating you!"
"It's a pity, there are only a few dozen days left in this election of the Kingdom of God, and I blame me for not being able to discover your talent before, so that you wasted your time, and now you only have a few dozen days left to practice martial arts, and it is impossible to pass the election of the Kingdom of God no matter what......"
"But it doesn't matter, if Brother Fool becomes a warrior of the Kingdom of God in the future, he will definitely help Yi Yun in turn, so that one day, you can also get out of the great wilderness, and when the time comes, the Lian clan that raised us will also be able to follow the glory, and even move into the city collectively!"
Even Chengyu said it sincerely, and his eyes couldn't see the slightest hint of hypocrisy.
If it weren't for knowing what kind of character Lian Chengyu was, Yi Yun felt that he would have been deceived by him!
Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, as long as they are a little good at hiding their inner villain, it is difficult to judge the other party's heart from his facial expressions.
Now Lian Chengyu is like this.
Yi Yun understands very well that all of his performances are for Zhang Yuxian to see.
As soon as Zhang Yuxian leaves, Lian Chengyu will tear his face.
How could Lian Chengyu tolerate growing up?
Yi Yun smiled innocently and said to Lian Chengyu: "Thank you Lian Gongzi, the kid won't let the boy down." ”
Seeing Yi Yun like this, Lian Chengyu smiled again and again. Where would he have thought that under the appearance of Yi Yun's twelve-year-old child, his experience was much richer than that of Lian Chengyu.
Lian Chengyu said some words of encouragement, then turned around and said to Zhang Yuxian: "Lord Zhang, the student is dull, and his understanding is not as good as that of Little Brother Yi Yun. ”
Now that he has made up his mind to settle accounts after the autumn, Lian Chengyu is humble on the surface, but Zhao Tiezhu and the others, after listening to Lian Chengyu's words, feel aggrieved.
"Lian Gongzi ......"
Zhao Tiezhu was in a hurry, how could Lian Chengyu appreciate Yi Yun and say such a thing......
"Shut up, you guys, it's really a wine bag and a rice bag, usually the tribe supplies you with good food and meat, today you have a trick of elephant swallowing, learn like this, it's a shame, don't you work hard, do you really want to swell to death because of eating Guanyin soil?"
As soon as Lian Chengyu mentioned the word "swelling to death", Zhao Tiezhu and the others' faces suddenly changed, yes, this is not a joke, if they can't learn it at all, they will all have to explain!
Seeing that Lian Chengyu was acting properly and his words were decent, Zhang Yuxian nodded slightly, Lian Chengyu has good talent, and he also has leadership skills, and he can be regarded as a talent.
Zhang Yuxian said: "This trick of elephant swallowing, eating sawdust, Guanyin soil, is only the initial stage, if there is a condition, in fact, in the future, you can change some tyrannical energy, extremely difficult to digest the treasure of heaven and earth, so that the practice effect is better." ”
This sentence, Zhang Yuxian said to Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun, in Zhang Yuxian's eyes, only Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun can get out of the wilderness and become a real martial artist in the future.
He turned to Zhao Tiezhu and the others again, and said: "For you, although it is unlikely that you will have the opportunity to eat those heavenly treasures, after learning to swallow elephants, in the future, you will encounter famine, and you will be able to completely digest them by eating grass roots and bark, which will be of great benefit to your survival. ”
"I'll do it again, slow down, you're all optimistic, it's up to you whether you can realize the charm of the elephant swallowing technique!"
Zhang Yuxian said and moved again.
He really slowed down, but he still couldn't really teach Zhao Tiezhu and these people.
So that night, in many latrines of the Lian clan, there was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling.
There is a saying that the most painful thing in life is to have diarrhea and can't find the toilet, and finally pull it into the crotch of your pants.
But compared to the current Zhao Tiezhu and others, is this still a matter?
When I really arrived at Zhao Tiezhu's step, I realized that it was already extremely happy to be able to pull it in the crotch.
That night, the only doctor of the Lian clan boiled a large pot of laxatives and gave them to each of the warriors in the reserve camp to drink, but even so, they still couldn't pull it out.
As a last resort, they really had to follow what Zhang Yuxian said before, and buckle it with their fingers, but later found that their fingers were not long enough, so they had to use bamboo sticks instead.
And the bamboo skewer is pierced into the chrysanthemum......
What does that taste like...... It's like death.
In fact, using a bamboo skewer to buckle the poop is also a technical job, and it is difficult for a person to complete this difficult task, because it is impossible to see it.
As a last resort, they can only "help each other", pouting their butts alone and letting his brother come......
The picture was so beautiful that Yi Yun couldn't imagine it.
It is nothing to be able to explode chrysanthemums for your friends, and those who can deduct poop for your friends are probably true love.
Moreover, just listening to the terrible cry, you can imagine the tragic scene of the other party's chrysanthemums, maybe they are all broken by bamboo sticks......
When they gathered to practice the next day, Zhao Tiezhu and the others all had earth-colored faces and walked like soft-footed shrimp.
I didn't sleep all night, kept running to the thatched house, drank laxatives, and could only pull out some yellow water, and used bamboo sticks again and again......
The so-called torture is nothing more than that.
But fortunately, they don't eat much Guanyin soil, relying on taking laxatives again and again, sacrificing chrysanthemums again and again, no one will die.
......
When practicing the next day, Zhao Tiezhu and the others no longer dared to eat Guanyin soil, so Zhang Yuxian almost only taught Yi Yun and Lian Chengyu.
Zhang Yuxian came to the Lian clan this time, and in the end, he didn't even stay for three days.
It's just that the next night, Zhang Yuxian suddenly trembled with a jade slip and let out a clear sound.
This jade slip was used by Jin Longwei to pass on credit.
After seeing Yu Jian tremble, Zhang Yuxian's face changed slightly, he just left a note, and then stepped on his giant beast, and the beast galloped and disappeared into the vast night......