Chapter 47: Iron Horse Tricks to Death
"Harley?"
What the hell?
Everyone looked at each other, looking at the strange 'iron horse' with great fear and curiosity.
"Third lady, you ...... Horse, why doesn't it have legs?" asked a daring boy.
"Yes, it's strange that we can run so fast without our feet, faster than our horses!"
"Who said no, just rushed towards us, I thought I was going to be eaten. ”
Someone started it, and everyone let go of everything you said, not because I was curious about why the so-called 'horse' of Leng Hongyu looked so magical.
Even Qi Qi looked at Leng Hongyu with a puzzled expression: "Master, this ...... When did you get such a horse?"
It's not that Qiqi wants to be suspicious, he has been following Leng Hongyu before, but he has never seen any iron horses, and now he suddenly appeared, and it felt like he came out of thin air.
The big black eyes of the cold red fish turned, hooked his lips and smiled: "I just received it from the Immortal Medicine Gate, and I used it when I was in a hurry." ”
"What? Immortal Medicine Gate has appeared, where is it?"
Everyone was noisy and looked around in surprise, but how could there be any shadow of the Immortal Doctor Gate?
Leng Hongyu lowered his head slightly, and a fox-like light flashed in his eyes: "It would be strange if you could find the Immortal Medicine Sect!"
The Immortal Medicine Sect is just a sect made up by Leng Hongyu in order to cover up the existence of the system, but people seem to believe it, and there is no trace of doubt.
"Master, what are you talking about?What's wrong with the Immortal Medicine Sect?" Qi Qi only heard Leng Hongyu muttering something, but he didn't hear it clearly.
Leng Hongyu put away the look in his eyes and said seriously: "It's nothing, I mean, the Immortal Medicine Gate has always been superb, mysterious and difficult to find, if there is no corresponding code, you will never find it, or, they are standing in front of you, and you don't know them." ”
Everyone nodded and agreed: "It is said that the Immortal Doctor Gate is mysterious, this time I finally saw it, people sent things to the third lady, but we didn't notice it, we didn't have any impression at all, it really deserves to be the Immortal Doctor Gate!"
As soon as the iron horse of the cold red fish came out, although Lin Yier was unwilling, she could only end helplessly.
The reason is that her red date horse is actually afraid of the iron horse of the cold red fish.
Before the two horses started, the jujube horse heard the terrifying 'scream' of the iron horse and ran away, what is this more than that?
Leng Hongyu laughed: "It seems that your horse knows you better than you, and you know how to automatically admit defeat!"
Lin Yi'er gritted her teeth: "What is there to be proud of? If it weren't for the support of the Immortal Doctor, do you think you can win my jujube horse?"
Leng Hongyu blinked, and said with some innocence: "You are so stupid! Luck is also part of strength, if you have the ability, you can also ask the Immortal Doctor Sect for help! Of course, you can find the Immortal Doctor Sect in advance." ”
"You ......"
"Don't let you go, if you lose, you lose, what's the matter? Don't you want to admit it?" Leng Hongyu looked at her for a long time, his eyes smiling, looking like a little fox, calculating something at any time.
Lin Yi'er's little hand tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, her face was blue and purple for a while, and after a while, she gritted her teeth and said, "It's me who lost, what do you want?"
"Let me think about it!" Leng Hongyu propped up her jaw and paced gracefully, and suddenly, she smiled naughtily: "Yes, I think of a way to punish you, didn't you say you are a pig? Then you can be a pig!"
Lin Yi'er glared at her: "Are you sick? I'm a human being, how can I be a pig? Isn't your punishment embarrassing?"
Leng Hongyu's words, everyone was also puzzled.
But Qiqi seemed to think of something: "Master, you want her to eat, right?"
"Bingo!" Leng Hongyu snapped his fingers, and then looked at Lin Yi'er with a smile: "Didn't you just scold me for being a pig?" Now I will give you a chance to be a pig, and the pig's ability is to eat, Qiqi, prepare a plate of pig food for her, stare at her, she must finish eating, if she dares not to eat, or can't finish eating, go back and tell the third son, just say that she bullied me and scolded me for being a pig!"
“......”
There was a feeling of nausea in everyone's hearts, and the pig food ......
Lin Yi'er cried, she was bullied and cried, who is bullying whom now? Who scolds who is a pig? Even if I scold you a few words, you can't feed me as a pig!
"Feel aggrieved?" Leng Hongyu stood in front of Lin Yi'er.
Lin Yi'er sniffled, her eyes flashing with tears: "Didn't you just rely on the third prince to bully me, if it weren't for the Immortal Doctor Sect and the third prince to support you, do you think you can win me? What can you do with me?"
"Yes, I bullied you with them, but what did you do when you bullied me? Your parents, or what are you capable of?"
"I ......"
"Compared to the backer, you can't compare to me, better than ability, you also lose to me, in that case, why are you arrogant in front of me?" Leng Hongyu said indifferently.
Lin Yi'er opened her mouth, but couldn't say a word to refute.
Leng Hongyu shook his head and sighed softly: "Human dignity is high, and if you are offended, you will fight back, when you insult me, have you ever thought about being humiliated by me? Don't be too arrogant in the future, don't think that the world is the biggest for you, the world is more complicated than you imagined, and there are many people who are more powerful than you." ”
After speaking, Leng Hongyu turned to Harley, and beckoned Qiqi and said, "Qiqi, come up!"
Qiqi glanced at the iron horse with some fear: "This, this...... It won't bite me, will it?"
Leng Hongyu snorted: "It's okay, I promise it won't bite you, come up, sit behind me, and then hold my waist, don't fall." ”
Qiqi wants to say, why don't I go back!
But think about it, although this iron horse is strange, it is also a novelty, not to mention that there is a cold red fish as a pioneer, what is there for her to be timid?
Thinking about it like this, Qi Qi was ruthless and sat down.
Leng Hongyu added the throttle and rode away on Harley, Qiqi was startled, and hurriedly hugged Leng Hongyu, but he still couldn't avoid panic and scream.
"Ahh
Behind him, looking at the iron horse in the distance, and the wanton laughter left in the breeze, Lin Yi'er clasped her hands tightly, and said hatefully for a long time: "What is there to be proud of? If it weren't for the Immortal Doctor Sect and the Third Prince, you would be nothing at Lenghongyu." ”
Lin Yi'er was unconvinced, very unconvinced, if she played normally, she would definitely win, but on the contrary, Leng Hongyu was surprised, and she was preached and humiliated.
Although she was not allowed to eat pig food in the end, once this matter spread today, her Lin Yi'er would lose face.
At this time, leaving the racecourse of the Lin Mansion, Qiqi gradually got used to the 'iron horse', and gradually smiled: "Master, this iron horse is really powerful, it runs faster than those horses! But what does it eat? Where is its mouth? Why didn't I see it?"
"I'll tell you about this later. Leng Hongyu smiled.
Hearing this, Qiqi didn't ask any more questions, but said, "Master, will you just let her go?"
Qiqi didn't say who she was referring to, but Leng Hongyu knew that Qiqi was talking about Lin Yi'er.
Leng Hongyu lazily raised his eyebrows, and whispered indifferently: "Otherwise, do you really let her eat pig food?"
Qiqi: "According to me, since she likes to scold people and pigs so much, she should be given this lesson, and see if she dares to trouble you next time!"
"Forget it, it's not a big deal, the sin is not death, let her go this time, and there will be a ...... next time"
Leng Hongyu lost her voice halfway through speaking, although she didn't finish her words, but Qiqi knew that Leng Hongyu was not the kind of person who endured everything.
Qiqi: "I hope she cherishes the opportunity you give!"
Along the way, there were countless people who were shocked, but Leng Hongyu still drove the Harley Iron Horse in his own way, roaring through the streets, leaving a shocking back to people.
"Did I see a youkai, or did I hit an evil spirit? I just saw a ghost running by, running very fast, and there were two people sitting on the monster. ”
"Is there something wrong with my eyes? I saw a strange horse without feet running......
"My eyes are also broken, I may be blind, I want to go to the Mufu Pharmacy to buy miracle medicine, but I don't know if I can afford it. ”
......
At this time, outside the Thousand Kings' Mansion, the doorman screamed like people, and his legs were weak with fright.
In the end, the entire Thousand Kings Mansion was alarmed.
"What's going on?" Qi Guanyan and Qi Guanying hurried over, and when they saw the cold red fish sitting on Harley, Qi Guanyan immediately said nervously: "Madam, don't move, I'll save you!"
"Poof~"
Leng Hongyu snorted, didn't hold back, and laughed!
Qiqi was also speechless for a while, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Don't laugh, don't move, don't disturb this monster, I'm ......"
"What are you doing?" Leng Hongyu put out the fire, patted the fuel tank lightly, and looked at Qi Guanyan with a stubborn taste in his eyes.
At this time, no matter how stupid Qi Guanyan was, he found that Leng Hongyu seemed to have something to do with the monster, and he could also make the monster 'shut up' his mouth, because at this time, the monster had no sound.
If Leng Hongyu knew his thoughts, he would probably laugh and paralyze again, and as soon as the key was twisted and the fire was turned off, could it not 'shut up' its mouth?
But it's a pity that Qi Guanyan doesn't know, Qi Guanying and the minions don't know, they just think that this third lady is too powerful and can tame monsters.
"You ......"
Qi Guanyan looked confused, pointed at Leng Hongyu, and then pointed at the Harley.
Leng Hongyu smiled: "Okay, I won't tease you, this is my Harley, you can also call it the Iron Horse, it is my mount, sent by the Immortal Doctor." ”
Hearing this, Qi Guanyan was relieved: "It turned out to be a treasure from the Immortal Doctor Sect, I said why is it so strange, I think only the Immortal Doctor Sect has the ability to cultivate such a magical iron horse!"
Qi Guanying also stepped forward and said with a smile: "Brother and sister, you scared the second brother to death, you said that you also notified us in advance!
Qi Guanying spoke, and Leng Hongyu could only say apologetically: "Second brother, I'm sorry, I just received this gift, and the Immortal Medicine Gate suddenly sent it, and I can't help it, and I don't have time to inform you." ”
Qi Guanying waved his hand: "Forget it, don't talk about this, tell us about you...... It's your iron horse, why does this horse look like this? The voice is strange, and it doesn't have long legs, but it runs so fast, it's amazing. ”
"I don't know why it's like this, anyway, it was like this when the Immortal Doctor Gate gave it to me. Leng Hongyu blinked innocently and threw all the questions to the Immortal Doctor.
Hearing this, Qi Guanying could only say helplessly: "Okay, it seems that you don't know, but how does this horse make it run?
"Okay, the second brother wants to learn, I can teach you, and when you learn, I'll ask the master to get you one when you get back." Leng Hongyu smiled.
Qi Guanying's eyes lit up: "Really, that's great!"
"Ahem!"
Qi Guanyan cleared his throat and said with some taste: "Second brother, I haven't learned yet! Why are you in such a hurry? This is my daughter-in-law, if you want to teach me, teach me first, right?"
Qi Guanying patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "Third brother, this is your mistake, you said that she is your daughter-in-law, are you afraid that she will not teach you?" ”
The corners of Qi Guanyan's good-looking lips twitched, and he said in his heart, this is the reason, but he is not the first to learn, and he always feels a little unhappy, this mood is too strange.
After tossing for an afternoon, Qi Guanying finally learned, and at that moment, he and Qi Guanyan showed off: "Third brother, do you think the second brother is amazing? ”
Qi Guanyan glared at him depressedly: "What is there to be proud of? Maybe I can learn faster than you, Leng Hongyu hurriedly taught me." ”
Leng Hongyu had a small black face, and stroked his forehead with a small hand: "You brothers let me go! It's been an afternoon, I'm tired, I'll teach again tomorrow." ”
I have to say that the 'pure white' of the ancients is very scary, they don't understand anything, they are completely taught from beginning to end, and everything has to be explained, so this teaching can teach the cold red fish to be subdued.
If you don't accept it, you can't do it!
You tell him to come on, he asks you what oil is, how to add it, you tell him to hang up, he says that he will die if he hangs, is it okay not to hang up?
Leng Hongyu looked up to the sky without tears, and just wanted to say, I want to die more than you!
Seeing that she looked tired, Qi Guanyan swallowed back what he wanted to say, he just said: "If you are tired, go back to your room to rest, and study again another day!"
Leng Hongyu nodded, and went back to the cabin with Qiqi, but Qi Guanying was addicted to playing, and after Leng Hongyu left, he continued to ride the iron horse in the yard, majestic.
It's just that it didn't take long for him to lose his prestige.
"Eh, what's going on? Why don't you leave? This iron horse won't be broken by me, right?" Qi Guanying looked nervous, touching here and looking there, anxious: "It's over, the third brother and sister's iron horse was broken by me, will she settle accounts with me in a while? Hey, Brother Iron Horse, what's wrong with you? Tell me! Otherwise, your master will definitely kill me." ”
This is a gift from the Immortal Doctor Sect to Leng Hongyu, and when he came back, he was 'killed', and everyone would be angry.
For a long time, no matter what Qi Guanying said, the iron horse just didn't react, there was no way, Qi Guanying had to find Qi Guanyan to turn himself in.
"Third brother, second brother has something to tell you!" Qi Guan Ying said curtly.
Qi Guanyan glanced at him with some surprise: "Aren't you riding an iron horse?"
"I, I'm here to tell you this. ”
Hearing this, Qi Guanyan was even more puzzled: "Is there anything wrong with this matter?"
Qi Guanying is like a frosted eggplant: "The problem is big, I may ...... Probably rode the iron horse to death. ”
In the end, Qi Guanying's voice was almost inaudible like a mosquito, but with Qi Guanyan's ears, he still heard it.
"What are you talking about, dead?" Qi Guanyan's eyes widened.
"Third brother, listen to me, I didn't mean it, I just ......"
"Okay, don't talk about it, you can confess it to her! She's not such an unreasonable person, it's an accident, and she won't blame you too much even if she gets angry. ”
"Maybe it's not strange, but I'm afraid the iron horse she promised to let the master send me will be gone. "This is what Qi Guanying really cares about, this is dead, it is irretrievable, but it hasn't been given to him yet, it's a pity!
Qi Guanyan rolled his eyes: "You, people will be tired, let alone horses, you have been riding all afternoon, and you are still riding there, no wonder you will ride to death." ”
Qi Guanying smiled dryly: "The second brother knows that he is wrong, can you accompany the second brother to make amends?"
Qi Guanyan sighed, but still said, "Let's go! I hope she won't be too angry." ”
After a while, the two brothers came to the cabin.
Hearing that Qi Guanyan and Qi Guanying were looking for her, Leng Hongyu was a little puzzled, but still let them into the house.
"What's wrong?" Leng Hongyu asked.
"Say it!" Qi Guanyan motioned for Qi Guanying to speak, and the latter said with some fear: "Third brother, why don't you help me say it?"
"You gall was eaten by a dog, and let me help you say that?" Qi Guanyan said angrily.
Hearing this, Leng Hongyu was even more strange: "What's the matter with you two brothers?
"Okay, let's die!" Qi Guanying had an open expression: "Third brother and sister, second brother will be honest with you, your iron horse was ridden to death by me." ”
"Dead?" Leng Hongyu was stunned, a little confused, will Harley still die?
"But no, if you ride it, it won't move, and it's useless for me to call it, so the second brother came to confess to you, if you want to beat it, you will scold the second brother and never fight back. ”
As she spoke, Qi Guanying closed her eyes with an expression that she dealt with, but she didn't wait for any pain for a long time, but Leng Hongyu laughed inexplicably.
"Ouch~ laughed at me, second brother, why are you so cute? dead? haha~ My iron horse is dead? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard. ”
"Third brother, third brother and sister, what's wrong? It can't be that you can't accept this blow and go crazy, right?" Qi Guanying said worriedly.
Qi Guanyan was also nervous: "Leng Hongyu, I know you may not be able to accept this, but this is just an accident, and the second brother didn't mean it, so you can forgive him!
A sentence that the horse can't be resurrected, you mourn, and the cold red fish who finally stopped laughing laughed again.
"You ...... You're so cute, I, I'm going to die laughing, you, you let me slow down first, don't talk, if you talk again, I'll die laughing. ”
"Cold Red Fish ......"
"Stop, stop, don't talk, don't talk!" because your words are so funny, I can't help it!
He's dead?
Condolences?
I'll go to your feast, it's obvious that Harley is out of gas, but they're ......
Leng Hongyu really died laughing, laughing so much that his stomach hurt.
"It seems that it really hit me hard, it's my fault, I shouldn't have been without moderation. Qi Guanying pulled Qi Guanyan aside and said in a low voice.
Qi Guanyan didn't speak, but looked at Leng Hongyu with a worried face.
After a long time, Leng Hongyu finally controlled his emotions, but he still had a smile on his face: "Okay, don't stand so far, come here!"
"Leng Hongyu, don't be sad, this matter ......"
Leng Hongyu raised his hand and interrupted Qi Guanyan's words: "Come on, don't worry about it, the second brother doesn't need to blame himself, I tell you, this iron horse is not dead, it is just out of gas, as long as it is filled with oil, it can go again." ”
"You didn't lie to us, did you?"
Or do you fantasize that your iron horse isn't actually dead?
In the last words, Qi Guanyan didn't dare to say it, for fear of stimulating the cold red fish.
Leng Hongyu rolled his eyes: "What kind of expression do you have? I can lie to you, right?"
"But you just ...... The emotions are a little out of control, isn't it because the iron horse is dead?" Qi Guanyan said cautiously.
"It seems that you don't understand it, you wait. With that, Leng Hongyu walked into the boudoir, and after a while, he came out with a bucket of things.
"What is this?" asked Qi Guanying.
"This is oil, let me explain it this way, your common horses, they eat grass, and my iron horse, it eats oil, this is the grain of the iron horse, if there is no food, it will have no power, and if there is no power, it will naturally not be able to walk, so it is definitely not what you say is dead, and you still call me mourning! ”
In the end, Leng Hongyu looked at them stubbornly, and the look seemed to say, now you know how funny you were just now, right?
Hearing this, Qi Guanyan and Qi Guanying immediately blushed.
"It's all you, and you let me accompany you to make jokes, I would have ignored you if I knew it. Qi Guanyan glanced at Qi Guanying embarrassedly.
Qi Guanying's face was full of embarrassment: "I...... How did I know that the iron horse of the third brother and sister was so strange, if it didn't eat grass, it would eat oil, and if it didn't have oil, it would be like death, can you blame me for cheating to death? I was also deceived by it. ”
"Poof~"
The tea that Leng Hongyu had just entered his mouth to moisten his throat sprayed: "...... to cheat death?"
Leng Hongyu stroked his forehead, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, yes, the thoughts of the ancients should never be understood, the generation gap is too deep.
Finally got the iron horse 'cheated to death', the oil was filled, and Qi Guanying continued to ride wildly, but Leng Hongyu was exhausted: "In the future, you should take these things out less, you are curious but kill my cat!"
Qiqi came in with dinner but heard Leng Hongyu say something about cats, so he said suspiciously: "What cat?
Leng Hongyu shook his head and said, "No, just talk about it casually." ”
"Oh!"
Qi Qi responded, and then said as if he remembered something: "By the way, just now the old ancestor sent a message, saying that he was going to the mountain villa in two days to escape the cold, and tomorrow he would let you go to the main courtyard to eat together, I heard that the eldest prince is also coming back." ”
"The eldest prince?" Leng Hongyu was stunned.
I have always known that Qi Guanyan is the fourth brother and sister, except for the second brother Qi Guanying, Leng Hongyu has not seen the eldest brother Qi Guanyou, as for Qi Guanyan's twin sister Qi Guanna, now in the deep palace, Leng Hongyu has not had a chance to meet.
Qiqi nodded: "The eldest prince inherited his father's position, went to the border pass, held an army of 100,000, and was naturally busy with official affairs, so he rarely stayed in the house, and this time he came back on the emperor's order, and it is estimated that he will have to return to the border after staying for a day or two." ”
Leng Hongyu lazily raised his eyebrows: "It's strange to say, the eldest brother and the second brother are not married, but the younger brother is married, and the younger sister is also in the palace as a concubine, and the five princes are already nine years old." ”
Qi Qi glanced at Leng Hongyu and said, "Master, if you know the history of the Thousand Kings' Mansion, you shouldn't feel strange. ”
Leng Hongyu was curious: "Oh, is there any unknown history in the Thousand Kings Mansion?"