Chapter 187: Brother, I'm sorry
I'm a little tired, this is not a martial arts competition, this is a scheming competition.
I stared at the robe and didn't speak for a long time, and Bai Zhi leaned over with my body on his back and said excitedly, "Caught it?" ”
I feel like I'm a little shameless.
I coughed dryly and said, "Well, I kind of caught it." ”
Then I started to return to the yang.
The situation is a bit awkward now.
I almost scolded Bai Zhi all the way, scolding his pig teammates, and I messed up too. What can I do?
However, when I succeeded in recovering the yang, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind: Why don't I just do it?
I'm going to pretend that I don't know about catching a fake, and in the process, I'm going to behave very mentally retarded and weak, and then hang out the real Dustless Mountain disciples.
Thinking of this, I suddenly had an idea in my heart, and I felt that the future was bright.
At this time, I heard Bai Zhi say, "Lin Feng, why do I feel that something is wrong with this guy?" ”
I moved my hands and feet to get used to my body, and then I said quietly, "What's wrong?" I think it's right, don't talk nonsense. ”
Bai Zhi frowned and said, "It's really a little wrong, look at this guy, he doesn't look like a living person." ”
I coughed dryly: "It doesn't matter if it's like a living person, it doesn't matter if it's a dead person, as long as we can ask what we want." ”
Bai Zhi said suspiciously: "However, he doesn't look like a dead man." He was like a dummy. ”
Me: "......"
I looked at Bai Zhi a little helplessly, thinking: Why is this guy's sense so acute at this time?
I coughed dryly: "What a real person, don't talk nonsense." This is the disciple of the Dustless Mountain, such as a fake exchange. ”
Bai Zhi suddenly took out an offering incense and said to me, "Actually, it's not difficult to verify the authenticity. Like this incense. I walked around him with incense. ”
"If he is a living creature, whether it is a human or a ghost, there must be breath on his body, and he must exchange with the yin and yang qi around him. Therefore, the smoke of the incense will be disturbed. ”
"When the time comes, we can calmly judge whether he is a real person or a dummy."
I looked at him a little helplessly: "Why do you have so many ideas now?" Are you overwhelmed? ”
Bai Zhi looked at me with a hurt face: "Good decent, how can you slander me......"
I said faintly: "Don't talk nonsense, this person doesn't need to be checked, I guarantee it's true." ”
Bai Zhi said: "Lin Feng, you don't have to be embarrassed, even if you catch a fake one, I won't laugh at you, I'm different from you, I'm a very kind person." ”
Me: "......"
I patiently said, "He's really real, don't you mess with me?" ”
Bai Zhi said: "I'm sure he's fake, 100% sure." ”
Me: "......"
I want to cut him.
Suddenly, Bai Zhi pointed to the dummy and said, "Look, he doesn't even have feet, he's empty, how can this be a real person?" ”
I looked, and this guy really doesn't even have feet.
I kind of hate Bai Zhi now, it's so smart, you debunked this guy, how can I pretend to be stupid for a while? How can you hide it?
I coughed dryly and said to Bai Zhi: "Don't you discriminate against people with disabilities, what's wrong with people having no feet?" When you cultivate to a certain level, even if you don't have hands and feet, you can still dominate the world. ”
Bai Zhi scratched his head: "Aren't you using strong words?" ”
Suddenly, he said faintly, "Why don't we make a bet?" Lift his clothes and look at them, I'm sure there's nothing in him, maybe this guy is a robe. ”
I sighed and said tiredly, "Can you be quiet?" Let me take my time, I'm a little tired. ”
I'm not physically tired, I'm mentally tired.
I'm thinking about how to lure men out. At least lure people out before Bai Zhi messes with me.
The man was very cautious, and he refused to come out without 10,000 percent certainty.
And Bai Zhi and I are together, the strength is too strong, and the man does not dare to show up.
So...... I'm going to have to weaken both of us.
So, I bit the tip of my tongue, poofed, and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Bai Zhi looked at me with a surprised expression.
He asked me, "What's wrong with you?" ”
I said weakly, "The old wound just now is not healed, and my soul has not been repaired. ”
Bai Zhi looked at me suspiciously: "Wasn't it okay just now?" ”
I sighed, "I was only partially better just now, and I barely struggled to do something." Now that I have worked hard, the old problem has been committed again, and I guess I have fallen into the root of the disease. ”
Bai Zhi looked at me with some disgust: "It's been a long time, you're a sick man." ”
I nodded, "yes, it's pretty much the same now." ”
Then, I slowly lay on the ground: "I'm so tired, I can't stand anymore." ”
Bai Zhi gloated with a sad face, saying that my body was not good, and offered to help me pick some wild wolfberries after a while and make up for me.
I didn't bother to talk to him.
It stands to reason that I'm already so weak, that man on the Dustless Mountain should come out, right?
But he still didn't move.
I'm a little speechless. Does he even see Bai Zhi as a threat?
I shook my head, looked at Bai Zhi, and thought, "I have to find a way to reassure people." So...... Brother, I'm sorry. ”
Suddenly, I coughed violently.
Bai Zhi glanced at me: "How do you feel like you're going to die." ”
I sighed and said faintly, "If you want to die, it may not be. It's just that when I was in the basement, I inhaled a lot of resentment. ”
Bai Zhi: "So what? ”
I said, "In the beginning, I was able to use my skills to seal these grievances, and they couldn't make any big waves." ”
"But now...... My strength is getting weaker and weaker, and my grievances are getting stronger and stronger, and I can't suppress those grievances anymore. So ......"
Bai Zhi looked at me with some horror: "So what? ”
I smiled weakly at him, "So, brother, I'm sorry for you. ”
Bai Zhi stood up to run away, but I howled and threw myself at him.
I do have resentment in my body, and I have indeed sealed it up. It's just that I'm letting out these grievances again.
As soon as the resentment was released, I began to pound my senses.
I'm like a beast now, I don't know anything, my mind is only killing.
Of course, I'm not completely out of my mind, my most basic rationality exists, ready to hit the brakes at any time.
In short, I won't kill Bai Zhi, but it can still be done if he is slightly injured.
I beat Bai Zhi for half an hour.
Finally I collapsed from exhaustion, and this time, the resentment in my body was exhausted.
And Bai Zhi also fell scarred.
He bared his teeth in pain, and he couldn't move from exhaustion. After all, evading my pursuit is also a matter of great energy consumption.
Bai Zhi looked at me, said with a sad face, "Damn, Lao Tzu will never follow you out again." ”
I didn't speak, I thought to myself: each other.
Bai Zhi asked me again: "Do you still have resentment in your body now?" ”
I shook my head: "Thanks to you, it's all consumed." ”
Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and then scolded me with confidence.
He scolded and threw a stone at me.
I hid for a while, then panted and said, "I didn't mean to, you have to understand me." ”
Bai Zhi: "I understand a fart. ”
It hurts to hit a stone on my body.
I figured out a way to get him away.
I said to Bai Zhi, "Now we are both wounded and weak, and it is easy for the enemy to take advantage of us. You go and tie up the cultivator of that dustless mountain so that there is no accident. ”
Bai Zhi asked me in confusion: "How can there be a cultivator in the Dustless Mountain?" ”
I gestured to the robe.
Bai Zhigan coughed: "Is it necessary?" ”
I nodded earnestly: "It's necessary, it's necessary." ”
Bai Zhi sighed: "Okay. ”
He walked over, took off his coat, and tied it up with his errand.
I breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion, "Then I'm relieved." ”
Then I lay on the ground and began to gasp vigorously.
Bai Zhi sat next to him and said very depressedly: "I was beaten all the way just now, my current strength, less than one percent of the ten percent remains, if someone really wants to sneak attack us, it will definitely be over now." Shall we get out of here? ”
I closed my eyes and said faintly, "How do you leave?" I don't have the strength to move now. ”
Bai Zhi said: "You can't wait for death here, right?" ”
I pointed to the robe next to me, "It's okay, we've already arrested the cultivators on the Dustless Mountain." It's safe for the time being, and even if other practitioners come over, we can take this one as a hostage and threaten them. ”
Bai Zhi: "......"
He looked at me with a depressed expression: "You really regard this guy as a cultivator?" You're really a pig teammate, I'll never come out with you again. ”
I hummed and thought: each other, each other.