The tall, slender figure suppressed the light and pulled out a long shadow.

Shrouded in shadows, the preoccupied man was unaware of it.

"It's serious......"

The corners of his mouth bent in a dangerous arc, and the dark shadow hanging from the lamp slowly hung down a thread, glancing at the screen with contempt.

"Grass! Is this assistant a disabled person? Drinking too much amniotic fluid in the mother's womb, right? ”

Slapping the table in resentment, the grumpy man watched his screen turn gray.

"Yo, dead again?"

An unfamiliar voice sounded faintly in his ears, startling the man.

"Who is so ......?"

Thinking that someone was playing a prank, the man was about to scold, but when he turned his head and touched that face, his legs suddenly shivered, and the chill jumped directly from the tail vertebrae to the backbone.

Eye!

He'd never seen so many eyes!

Densely packed, like the stars on a summer night, twinkling with crystal light.

It's watery and juicy at first glance.

"Ah!!h

A piercing scream pierced the night sky, and the man rolled out of his chair in horror.

Unfortunately, the object of his irascible tonight is the Night Lady.

"Huh?"

Glancing at the night outside the window, the Night Lady pursed her lips, and a cold light flashed on her crooked fangs: "Scream, the louder you scream, the more excited I am." ”

"You...... Who are you? ”

The man didn't dare to make a sound, and his teeth chattered.

"Me? The screen name is night flowers. ”

The Night Lady covered her mouth and smiled, her voice extremely bewitching.

"Huh?"

The man's face was confused, and his gaze gradually moved down with the movements of the night.

This reaction is instinctive, especially when the mind is extremely stressful, and it is impossible to take your eyes off the huge safe harbor.

With this figure, this waist, he can score seven.

If you remove those curious eyes, or cover your head, that's a good point!

"Don't remember?"

The Night Lady raised an eyebrow, not paying attention to his gaze.

She dressed so sexily, naturally just to harvest admiring glances. But this kind of LSP spirit that is still firm in the face of death makes her very amazed.

"No...... I don't remember. ”

The man immediately shook his head and licked his dry lips.

The woman's tone in front of her has obviously softened, is he still playing?

"That's why you humans, you always speak recklessly."

The Night Lady withdrew her foot knife, found a fairly clean chair and leaned down, her slender legs overlapped each other, raised her eyebrows, and said, "I am your first two stupid squirting orders, I said that you and your mother will die tonight, and now I am here to fulfill my promise." ”

"Huh?!"

The cold and vulgar words reminded him of the heroic posture he had just scolding Fang Xuan on the keyboard.

His death omen flickered wildly in the night sky like an Ultra light.

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"

Life and death, reincarnation is not endless, my mother is born, your mother is dead.

The man wandered the keyboard for decades, and slashed the head of the mother of enemies. But I never thought that one day someone would come to my house along the network cable.

So, he hurriedly defended: "Things on the Internet can't be taken seriously, although I speak wildly on the Internet, there is absolutely no malice." The so-called mom is dead, and it's your virtual mom who died, and she can be resurrected just like you in the game.

So in fact, your mother is not dead, and she is still living a hundred years. Even if I saw your mother in reality, I would definitely call Auntie Hello. If you don't believe me, ask my neighbor, I'm usually polite. ”

"Hahaha, is this a keyboard warrior?" The Night Lady clutched her stomach and laughed.

Although she has seen similar justifications many times, she will feel very happy every time she sees these awesome guys begging for mercy under her feet.

It's an addiction that I can't quit.

"No key! No keys! I'll never squirt again! The man swore to his chest.

The woman was able to find his house quietly, and with the sharp foot knife that had not yet been contained in his body, he had no doubt that the other party could easily take his life.

"No, how fast your hands are when you type. 0-13 is the same as five sprays in a second, I don't know if I think you're 13-0, how majestic? The Night Lady sneered without a smile.

"Blame me, blame me!"

The man patted the back of his hand with a sweat on his head, and repeatedly promised: "I know now that I am wrong, online games kill people, and I promise never to play them again!" ”

"Oh?"

The Night Lady glanced at the screen that was not yet dark, and the man had already been cursed by his teammates for hanging up after giving away his head.

The man followed his gaze, was immediately startled, immediately pressed down the power of the computer host, and forced himself to calm down: "Turn it off, turn it off, you must turn it off!" If you don't turn off those, online games, how can children have a bright future! How can the motherland have pillars! ”

"Hehe......"

The lady of the night didn't eat this set, and pierced the man's shoulder blade with one foot, and spit out lightly in a delicate small mouth, instantly wrapping him into a meat dumpling.

"You're an adult, and it's time to take responsibility for your actions."

Like a sympathizer whispering softly, the Night Lady leaned close to the man's ear and stabbed his throat with a sharp foot knife!

"Hmm! Hmmmm!! ”

The man's eyes widened suddenly, and his face turned red in an instant, like an unripe pork liver.

A scorching stench rose from his body, and his throat was dissolved by spider silk in an instant, losing the ability to scream. And with the venom, his skin began to wriggle violently, like boiling water, tumbling endlessly.

His blood-red eyes burst like balloons, and the man's face twisted into a twisted ball, so painful that he was no longer human.

"The corrosive venom I injected you with a neuro-amplifying toxin is a little painful. But don't worry, I've got the dosage in check, and you're probably going to have to ...... Forty-six minutes before he dies. ”

The Night Lady leaned on the windowsill, lit a lady's cigarette, and took a deep breath: "This corresponds to the number of times you scold me, one minute at a time, which is fair." ”

It's a pity that the poor man can only collapse under the computer desk and convulse constantly, enduring the pain of dissolving his internal organs.

"The Internet is not a place outside the law, and I hope you will understand this truth in the next life."

Slowly exhaling a puff of smoke rings, the dark night suddenly slapped his forehead, "Oh, I forgot, you have no next life." ”

fell under her hands, and naturally there was no talk of letting his soul go to reincarnation.

Forty-six minutes later, the irascible keyboard man who turned off the computer became a freezer.