Chapter 2: It's a Hammer!
The next day, my mother's anger had not subsided, and her eyebrows were insinuating, and the father and son of the Pan family pretended to be stupid and trembling......
Until noon, my parents went to take a nap, and Pan Yang stayed alone in the store, which was quiet for a while.
habitually took out the cigarette case to light one, but the fire was on, but Pan Yang hesitated, and after hesitating for two seconds, Pan Yang stuffed the cigarette back into the cigarette case. In fact, he was just smoking a cigarette when he was socializing, but recently he was under a lot of pressure to find a job, and before he knew it, he got used to ordering one when he had nothing to do......
Thinking about his cigarette butts that almost burned down his home in the middle of the night last night, and looking at the store full of paper money, ingots, paper people, and paper horses, Pan Yang finally made a difficult decision: from today - quit smoking!
"Ahh
Sleepy in spring and lack of summer nap, Pan Yang lay on his father's beloved bamboo recliner, yawned, closed his eyes and recuperated.
It's just to close his eyes and recuperate, Pan Yang doesn't dare to really fall asleep, if he is caught by his mother, he will be finished.
And yet—
He felt that as soon as he closed his eyes for two seconds, his mother's Hedong lion roared: "Just know sleep, sleep, sleep!" ”
Then a big strong hand skillfully twisted his ear and lifted him up.
Mother Hedong Lion roared: "Let you look at the store, what are you looking at?" ”
Pan Yang grinned in pain: "Mom, I didn't sleep!" I'm just going to lie down with my eyes closed! Oh, mom, light! ”
"Lightly? Can you remember it for a long time? The mother scolded while letting go of Pan Yang's ears, and rubbed him twice: "I slept like a dead pig, and I didn't know if the store was emptied by thieves!" ”
Pan Yang was aggrieved and shouted: "I just closed my eyes for a while, and I opened my eyes when a thief came in!" ”
"Open your ass!" My mother pinched her waist with both hands and scolded: "If I don't twist your ears, you won't open your eyes!" ”
In the past, my mother scolded more and more, scolding for half an hour without panting, but today my mother is scolding more and more boring, if it wasn't for not living enough, Pan Yang wanted to ask my mother if she hadn't eaten.
After a few minutes of scolding, my mother was so tired that she was sweating profusely and panting, and she died down because she had more than enough strength to do so:
"Too lazy to say you! Your dad too, he can't wake him up with such a big movement! ”
My mother went in, and I don't know if it's an illusion, Pan Yang saw my mother walking tremblingly at these two steps......
Pan Yang hurriedly wanted to help his mother, but as soon as he stepped into the air, he was full of excitement and sat up all of a sudden!
only to find that he was still sitting on a bamboo recliner......
That's not right!
Pan Yang looked confused, didn't my mother twist her ears and pull me up just now?
It turned out to be a dream......
Pan Yang stretched his waist, stood up and moved twice, feeling like he had endless energy!
It seems to have regained the youthful vitality of the college days when I was playing all night at night, and then I could play basketball all morning!
"Yangyang," the mother's weak voice came from behind her, "you can also go and rest for a while." ”
Pan Yang looked back and saw that his mother was listless and pale, as if she had just recovered from a serious illness.
Pan Yang was taken aback: "Mom, what's wrong with you?" ”
Mom stood with her back against the wall, rubbed her face, and yawned: "It's okay, maybe I didn't sleep well......"
If you don't sleep well, you won't ...... Pan Yang suddenly remembered: Could it be that I accidentally fell into my mother's dream?
The characteristic of the practice of "Dreaming Heart Sutra" is that the more familiar people are, the easier it is to fall into dreams, and blood relatives are the most.
On the contrary, the stranger the person, the more difficult it is to fall asleep, and if the passers-by meet in the water, there is basically no possibility of falling asleep.
Pan Yang cautiously probed: "Mom, are you having a nightmare, you will be very tired when you wake up from a nightmare!" ”
"No, wow," my mother recalled with a tired face: "I dreamed that I came out and saw you sleeping, and scolded you......"
It's a real hammer! Pan Yang was a thief-minded wicked person who sued first: "Wow Mom, you are even scolding me in your dreams!" ”
My mother's face turned red: "It's not true, it's just a dream, and besides, I dreamed and scolded you, and you didn't feel it......"
I feel old and deep...... Pan Yang coughed dryly: "Okay, okay, Mom, go sleep for a while!" ”
"I'm not sleepy, you go to sleep......" Mom rubbed her eyes and couldn't help but yawn.
"I'm in good spirits, mom, go quickly!" Pan Yang pushed his mother to the back bedroom: "You are the Optimus Pillar of our family, the Dinghai Divine Needle, if your old man falls, our family will collapse!" ”
"You're just a good mouth!" My mother was really tired, so she went half-pushing: "Then I'll sleep for a while......"
Coaxed away his mother, Pan Yang wiped a cold sweat: Don't think casually before you fall asleep in the future!
Although he got the "Dream Heart Sutra", he still has doubts about the authenticity of the "Dream Heart Sutra......
Now, no doubt about it.
Just then, a strong man with a Mozart, no, Mohican haircut, walked in at the door.
The strong man wears sunglasses and studs, a large gold chain around his neck, and a shawl dragon is exposed bare-chested.
Although he doesn't look like a good person at first glance, the strong man is smiling, smiling all over his face:
"The boss has a prosperous business, it's time to buy plastic bags!"
Buying plastic bags?
Pan Yang found that the strong man was still holding a pile of plastic bags in his hand, it turned out that he was selling plastic bags at the door?
Is door-to-door sales so wild now?
Seeing that the plastic bag in the strong man's hand was light and thin, and the quality seemed to be not good, and seeing that there was still a thick pile of plastic bags hanging on the wall, Pan Yang rejected him: "I'm sorry, there are many more in my store." ”
The strong man smiled and said, "My plastic bag is different!" Boss, you bought my plastic bag to ensure that the money is rolling! ”
What if you don't buy your plastic bag? Pan Yang frowned slightly, always feeling that this strong man seemed to have something to say!
Also, what's wrong with your plastic bag?
Pan Yang found that the plastic bag sold by the strong man was quite familiar, as if he had seen it when he first returned home at the beginning of the month.
By the way, he used it.
He saw a pile of plastic bags thrown in the corner of the wall and no one used them, so he used the plastic bags to pad the garbage can, but when he threw the garbage, the soup and water leaked all over the ground, and he was so angry that he threw away the pile of plastic bags.
Pan Yang asked his mother who bought it, and her mother was still squeaking, Pan Yang felt that her mother must have been cheated.
Now it seems that the eight achievements were pitted by this strong man.
Pan Yang frowned and asked, "How do you sell this plastic bag?" ”
The strong man smiled and slapped a pile of plastic bags on the counter: "It's easy to say, a thousand yuan and a kilogram!" ”
"Just this kind of plastic bag for a thousand yuan a kilogram?" Pan Yang was angry: "Why don't you go and grab it?" ”
"Look at what you said, robbery isn't it a crime!" The strong man smiled and glanced back: "We are all honest people!" ”
You guys? Honest people? Pan Yang's gaze crossed his sturdy figure, and saw a few people outside the store, their hair dyed red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and their bodies tattooed with dragons, tigers, eagles, snakes, gods, ghosts, and Buddhas......
What's up? Still want to buy and sell? Pan Yang had just graduated from college, and it was the time when he was strong, and he had never experienced the beating of society or the beating of people in society, so he refused without hesitation:
"Don't buy it!"
"Don't buy? Doing business pays attention to harmony and making money, how can you make money if you are not harmonious, boss? The strong man glanced at Pan Yang with a smile, turned around and swaggered away, but seemed to have forgotten the plastic bag.
Pan Yang grabbed the plastic bag that the strong man forgot on the counter and chased him to the door and shouted: "Wait! Your plastic bag! ”
The strong man looked back and smiled: "No, it's your plastic bag!" ”
Pan Yang: "......"
The red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple all laughed, and the strong man joined them, and a red-haired man who looked like a turkey waved his hand at Pan Yang: "Take it, boss!" Sooner or later, it's all yours! ”
Pan Yang wanted to chase after them and return the plastic bag to them, but he happened to pass by on the road, and more than a dozen cars passed by one after another, and the strong man and his friends were gone. Pan Yang can only put away the plastic bag first, and return it to him the next time he sees a strong man, the old Pan family has never been in the habit of taking advantage of small advantages.