4062 Senior Brother Li
4062 Senior Brother Li
If you really want to compare speed, Li He, who is casually superhynic, can make this senior brother can't even eat a fart.
But he wanted to keep a low profile, and the lessons of the first two times told him that he couldn't easily expose his strength, so as not to lead to some C-level B-level old monsters.
Elementary should have the appearance of elementary class.
So Li He finally said: "Don't race or something, why don't I do a magic trick for you, Senior Brother Ju?" ”
"What Senior Brother Ju? I'm Senior Brother Li! The big man scolded and scolded, and was suddenly stunned: "Membrane surgery? What is Membrane Surgery? ”
"It's the kind of thing that burns when you rub your fingers and flies pigeons when you lift your hat."
"Oh oh oh!! That's what you say! Hahaha" Senior Brother laughed inexplicably: "I thought it was hahaha. ”
Li He glanced at him: "What do you think it is?" ”
"Ahem, no." Senior Brother Li wiped the corners of his mouth: "It turns out that you are talking about juggling, selling the work of an artist, what did Senior Brother Jinghe do before entering the mountain?" ”
Li He thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No, it's just that I'm good at it." ”
Senior Brother Li smiled: "I haven't been down the mountain for a long time, and the people really miss those things, and it's an honor to see my brother's stunts today!" So are we here? Inconvenient place? ”
"Convenient." Li He patted his stomach with his hand, and a cotton cloth more than two meters long appeared.
This hand alone made Senior Brother Li's eyes light up, and he couldn't care about applauding, his eyes widened like a dirt road who had never seen the world.
Li He ignored him, pinched one end of the cloth and raised the two corners by himself, and said to Senior Brother Li through the cloth: "My performance is very simple, the scientific name is 'Great Transformation of the Living People', and when this cloth falls, I will disappear." ”
"Disappear? So powerful. Before Senior Brother Li's words were finished, the cotton cloth fell.
I only heard a loud bang on the spot, and the dead leaves flew around.
Senior Brother Li covered his mouth and nose with his hand to block the grass clippings and shouted: "Thunder during the day, wind on the ground, what kind of spell is this?!" ”
No one answered, and all that was left on the ground in front of him was a pile of cotton cloth, and there was no one in sight.
On the path outside the forest, Li He showed his figure, patted his trouser legs, and Shi Shiran walked back to the courtyard.
It's really like what the senior brother said, today is the new year, and there is meat to eat in the courtyard.
It's just that looking at the pile of big fat meat stewed with white flowers, the reincarnators who lined up to pick up the vegetables with rice bowls were not interested at all, and directly skipped the "white meat spoon", filled some brown rice porridge, and took a white flour steamed bun to eat with side dishes.
Seeing Li He coming back, Lin Kai beckoned: "Hurry up and come over to eat together, I heard that after this meal, we and everyone will be separated, and we will go to the corresponding mountain to order." ”
Li He was naturally not interested in the big white fat, so he took a bowl of porridge and came over to sit down with a white steamed bun in his mouth.
After taking a bite of the thick steamed bun and chewing it in his mouth, and drinking another mouthful of soft porridge, he puffed out his mouth and asked: "Mountain? Are there still many mountains? I thought that Tang Rui and her female disciples were going to Zixiao Peak? ”
"Nope." Lin Kai took a sip of porridge, shook his head and said, "As long as the two of us stay here, everyone else has to leave." ”
Hu Qi continued: "I've inquired, the Renwei Temple that Mr. Sun and I are going to go to is in Yinxian Peak, ranked 32nd, Ye An's Shouyun Temple is ranked 23rd in Baiyun Peak, and the Zixiao Peak where the girl goes." ”
He paused, mysteriously stretched his neck and said word by word: "Seventh!" ”
"Ranking?" Hearing this word, Li He became a little interested: "What is it for?" ”
Hu Qi grinned, just wanted to show his advantage of being popular and inquiring about more news, and made a big splash of popular science, but was interrupted by a voice.
"It's useless."
The Taoist named Jin didn't know when he appeared at the stone table where several people gathered, and interrupted Hu Qi in a loud voice: "Those who seek the Tao should have no distractions, thunder, rain and dew are all heavenly graces, and the seventy-two peaks of Wudang are all vain names, and it is their duty to do their own things well." ”
After speaking, he ignored whether everyone understood or not, and walked away through the stone table.
Lin Kai took the last bit of steamed bread and dipped it in the soup base of the side dishes, threw it into his mouth and ate it, pouted and said to Li He: "Don't listen to that old antique, even the ordinary disciples who are in the gang know that the seventy-two peaks of Wudang represent strength and identity, the higher the ranking, the higher the identity, the stronger the strength, and the deeper and more comprehensive the things that can be learned." ”
He gestured his thumb to the back of his head: "If we can reach the first peak, the Great Peak Heavenly Pillar, I am afraid that the entire Wudang exercise method is up to us." ”
"That's for sure!" Hu Qixin swore and agreed: "It is said that the head of the sect and the major elders are there, compared to the 72nd Maofu Peak where we are staying now, it is like a holy land!" ”
Lin Kai nodded and complained: "That old antique is embarrassed to say that it is a false name, our Maofu New Courtyard, usually even ordinary people can go to it, there is no grade at all, if there is really no difference, take Tianzhu Peak as the New Courtyard!" Or simply divide us to Tianzhu Peak, I like it the most! ”
These two people talk non-stop as if they are talking about cross talk, but Li He is thinking about something, and said slowly: "According to what you said, since the ranking determines the identity and strength, then the Taoist can make the decision on which peak we go to, his identity seems to be a bit unfathomable?" ”
Lin Kai and Hu Qi were stunned, and opened their mouths in unison: "Master?!" ”
"The mountain is high and the road is far away, if you want to catch up with tomorrow early, you have to set off now, and all the disciples of the other peaks are ready to set off!" Outside the gate of the courtyard, the Taoist stood with his hands in his hands, and several young Taoists stood beside him.
Among them, there is a "Senior Brother Li" who gritted his teeth and looked at Li He.
Li He and the others got up to greet them, and the Taoist pointed to a group of young people and said to them: "These are all your senior brothers, and then they will lead you to your respective locations to report, the mountain road is difficult, pay attention to follow the footsteps of the senior brothers on the road, you have just entered the mountain and your body is weak, if you feel unwell and communicate in time, you can't do it, you know." ”
After speaking, he turned his head to the young Taoist and said: "This trip to Zixiao Peak is the farthest, and I must take care of several female junior disciples, if I can't arrive tomorrow, I won't come, presumably Senior Brother Wan won't blame too much." ”
The young men bowed.
Senior Brother Li continued to gnash at Li He through gritted teeth.
"Curie, this is your little junior brother Jinghe, who belongs to the Miscellaneous Servants' Academy, what's wrong?" The Taoist looked at him, turned his head to look at Li He, and said, "You two know each other?" ”
The young man's eyes stared at Li He motionlessly, and he gritted his teeth and replied: "Just, recognize, recognize." ”
"It's good, since you know each other, then the two of you should hurry up and catch up, after all, this parting will not be able to see each other for a while."
Li He imitated the appearance of the Taoists, saluted the big man and said, "Senior Brother Li, don't come unharmed. ”
Senior Brother Li's teeth creaked: "Do you know, I almost lifted the whole forest!" Just to find you, I missed this meal, and then I have to travel overnight! ”
Although he couldn't blame himself, the other party's search for it was a bit unexpected by Li He.
He thought that the other party would come back if he couldn't find him, but he didn't expect this Hanhan to find it until he set off.
Li He thought about it, pretended to dig out his pocket, took out a compressed biscuit and a bottle of drinking water, handed it to Senior Brother Li and said, "Dry food, I'm hungry to eat on the road." ”
Senior Brother Li also took it politely, softened his face a little and said, "See you later!" ”
It's amazing that compressed biscuits and drinking water, as soon as they reach each other's hands, they become paper cakes and kettles.
Looking at the other Taoists, their faces were normal, as if they were completely unaware of the changes.
Li He has a deeper understanding of the means of reincarnation.