Chapter 895: My Sister's Hands Are Swollen (Two in One, Strength for Reproduction)
I love Rem: "It's okay to punch against the game character. β
Prime measured: "What game is Ask for Advice?" I want to fight...... I want to play games. β
Purple Rouge Horse: "Su Dog will say this to you, I must correct their mistakes in this game." β
Ace Army: "What game to ask for information?" β
After Su Chen's words, many viewers in the live broadcast room began to be interested in the game that Su Chen complained about.
He Xuqing looked at the barrage full of screens and felt a little complacent.
"Hmph, what you kid doesn't like doesn't mean that others don't like it!" He Xuqing is still full of confidence in himself.
"The size of this game is not small.,But it's understandable based on the picture.,Most of the current computers can move.,But you don't know what to think about this game planner.,I'm a newcomer.,I just want to go in and see how this game is.,It's not fun.,Good guy.,As soon as I came up.,You played me more than a dozen game pop-ups.,Let me buy this.,Buy that.,It's like a domestic pornographic website.,Of course,I haven't seen it.,I've heard what others say.γ Su Chen said it seriously.
Gou Zhixin: "I believe you are a ghost, you must have seen it!" β
Dote on the little madman: "Dog man, stop talking, hand over the URL." β
Zhen: "Yes, the current domestic games are like this, they keep letting you charge money." β
Zhang Yuwei: "Web games and mobile games are all out of one mode, and they will let you charge money when you go up, and the game experience is very poor!" β
"That's right, it's going to make new players very disgusted if you do this, let's not talk about your internal beta recharge and public beta cashback or something, don't talk about whether it's good or not, but you pop up like this, so that the good impression I had towards you when I pinched my face before disappeared instantly.
Do you think that games like legends are played by people, and you can pick up a game at random, claiming to be a hundreds of millions of productions? That's naΓ―ve.
When I say legendary, you might think of that kind of garbage game like playing Blue Moon and slashing me if you're a brother.
But if you really look at the history of the legend, you will find that it is not as simple as it seems.
Understanding the history of the legend, you will find that its influence in China is very large, not to mention the first online game, at least the first popular online game, at that time there were 50 million netizens in China, and the number of legendary registrations reached 40 million, which is a very terrible ratio.
Now that group of people are in their thirties and forties, it is the most glorious time of their lives, and the students who had no money to pick and search for living expenses to play games may already be the bosses of the company.
Isn't it normal for them to come up with a little money now to play the first game of the year? You can say that it is sentimental or good, but the legend itself definitely has something to attract them.
You're going to dissect what attracts them to this game.
We can extract keywords from their advertising words, and the advertisements for these legendary page games are nothing more than "One Knife 999", "Brother", "Shabak", "Paralysis Ring", "Explosion Rate", "Equipment Recovery", "Dragon Slayer", etc.
These things seem to us to be very inconspicuous now, but let's change it and say that there are 100,000 female players in the Black Rose region, and many people are not calm in an instant, and they hurriedly run to Black Rose to play the trumpet, right?
This is attractive to bachelors who play games, but they are not the target group for these games at all.
At that time, the word "brother" had a different concept.
So let's start with this legend.,The legend of this game is nothing more than brushing brush.,There's nothing special to play.,In the world of stand-alone games everywhere back then,This game that can PK and communicate with others online is very amazing.γ
Shabak is a city, and the people of the guild will compete for this city to become the city lord, which is almost the same concept as we want to rush to the first place in the national service today, if you want to become the city lord, your strength must be strong enough, then the equipment must be good.
You can't survive in the game alone.,Because the legend can be PK at will.,You'll drop the equipment when you die.,Speaking of equipment,I'll take this paralysis ring as an example.,It's not a scolding.,It's that when this ring fights with someone, you have a chance to paralyze the other party.,It's equivalent to our current snake girl's big move.,Petrify the other party.,This is very dick in PK.,There was no mercury ribbon in those days.,You can only be beaten if you're petrified.γ
It's like a paralysis ring will be fried to 300,000 soft girl coins in some districts, this number is terrifying, and it is possible to buy a car and a house for 30W in 2001.
You think, you're a boss, you bought a paralysis ring, and you were upgrading all night, and suddenly you were very sleepy, and you accidentally fell asleep, and a nobody's civilian player saw you standing there in a daze, and grinded you to death with a knife, and it just so happened that your 300,000 paralysis ring exploded, and he picked it up.
You say the thorn is not irritating?
So this game can't be played by one person, you need to have brothers, so it's normal for words such as explosion rate and equipment recovery to appear, and it's completely aimed at the target group.
Although it seems to be a brain-dead advertisement, the effect is very powerful. β
Su Chen said a lot, and many viewers who didn't know why knew something about this game they hated.
"So don't look at other people's NT-like advertisements, the picture is so bad that you can make a lot of money, and you think the game is very good.
The legendary model is outdated, and his target group is fixed, so he won't lose money, but it's not right if you don't learn what others don't learn well.
Look at your game, what kind of wild boss did you, the boss drop still belongs to the player of the last blow, if I am a local tyrant player, I follow a group of passerby players to fight this boss, I worked hard to contribute 90% of the output, and finally gave a dime to the player who didn't charge the last knife, and then he picked up the best equipment for me. You let you plan it, I won't kill him! β
What Su Chen expounded was actually the truth, Su Chen and Han Minghao went to play this game, in order to fully verify, Su Chen as a money-charging party, Han Minghao as a zero-yuan party, Su Chen and Han Minghao went to the field to fight the boss together, Su Chen's whole body was shining with gold and a superb equipment, Han Minghao was dressed in green, yes, Han Minghao's B luck was good, and the last knife belonged to Han Minghao, and then Su Chen watched Han Minghao pick up the best equipment, Su Chen was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Others World of Warcraft and DNF carry forward the dungeon just for the sake of reasonable equipment allocation, you guys are good, who is going to play like this? Also, your kryptonite system, on the big turntable of the lottery, I charged 100,000 at one time in order to draw the materials for making the highest-level weapons, but your garbage mall, the highest display is 99999, I charged 100,000 and directly became 0, or I called the customer service phone to solve it for me, who do you look down on? The maximum amount is less than 100,000?
Back to the problem of the lottery.,Now the new games are all krypton.,After all, it's a free game.,It's understandable.,I want to eat.,But your lottery system is really NT setting.,My sister cried, you know?
It took more than 90,000 yuan to draw out 100,000 yuan, and my sister's hands were swollen, so you don't know that there is a 10-in-a-row draw, a 100-in-a-row draw or something? And what kind of garbage are the prizes, pet feces? This thing can only be sold in the store for money.,The grand prize is a weapon material.,Everything else is something that can only be sold as garbage.,I didn't have any waves in my heart from charging money to spending the lottery.γ
Aren't you going to have some surprise prizes? For example, a seven-day fashion, or a permanent fashion piece, or some strengthening stones or something, at least I have the motivation to draw a lottery, and the garbage given can also be used, which is really toxic to your planning.
Speaking of which, I remembered a mobile game I had played before, and that game was very popular at the time, and it just came out, so I went to play, it was a card game, and there were more than 5,000 krypton krypton, and I wanted to draw the most powerful golden card, but in the end I didn't draw it, I thought it was a garbage game, so I didn't play it.
About a week later, I received a phone call, it was from the customer service of this card game company, it was a young lady, the voice was very good, it was the kind of two-dimensional, I was wet when I heard it, she asked me why I didn't play this game? Is the game so bad?
I told her about my experience, and she was very sorry for it, and then sent me a bunch of useful materials, which were actually some materials to upgrade the cards, which were about 500 yuan.
But she has a good attitude, I'm in a good mood, so I went back to a ten-in-a-row, and I drew the strongest golden card I wanted the most on the spot, and then I recharged 200,000 one after another, although I regret it now, but I was very happy at the time, although she was cheating me of my money, but I was willing to charge it myself, and then look at your game, I don't want to say, if it weren't for the test, I wouldn't have taken a second look. β
"To make players krypton krypton willingly,That's a good game.,I'll give you another example.,The game of Zhuolu,Maybe many people haven't played it.,I'll just say,It's similar to LOL.,It's just a 10V10 battle.γ
So many people play a map, and the soldiers are not enough to make up for it, so in order to make up for this shortcoming, the official launched a lottery mechanism, every once in a while, the hero can open a bag for free, which has equipment, and has the opportunity to open the best equipment, just like when it is three minutes, the system sends me a bag, you may open a small yellow book, and you also have the opportunity to open a hat, which is reflected in the cost performance.
But if you have a black face and are prescribed with small equipment, how can you break it?
It's okay, the official launched krypton gold to increase the number of lottery draws, the first time to increase one dime, the second time to five cents, and the third time to three yuan...... The cap is 50 dollars per game.
At first, a dime is very little, if you open a small yellow book, you think that it may not be a loss to take a dime to fight, so that a dime can not be drawn, maybe the player will think about it again, it's just five cents, a dime is spent, five cents can't even buy a candy now, and then continue to kryptonite.
There's a hero named Xiahou Yuan in this game.,His skills are very perverted.,Will split.,He's not the kind of attack division of the hurricane in our LOL.,He's a human division.,It's like cell division in a creature.,It will become several.,It's much more powerful than our calamity.γ
For example, you are a Zhao Yun, you are fighting with him, he suddenly split into five, and it becomes five people to beat you one, who can withstand this, so when you get the hero Xiahou Yuan, and Krypton Jin Krypton has a superb equipment, it is not a problem for you to kill hundreds of people, this is very cool, I LOL now kill more than ten or twenty in a game, this kind of coolness is difficult to give. β
"There are a lot of shortcomings in your game, in addition to what I said above, there is also a poor reward, there is a secret room treasure hunt activity, I was stunned by a doctor of mathematics It took an hour to crack it, and in the end the reward you gave me was a coupon for recharging 1,000 yuan and discounting 10 yuan, I really want to kill your plan!
There is also a free game of yours, and you want krypton, and you want civilian players, which is too demanding, but it's not impossible to do, but you are undoubtedly a failure, the local tyrants lack the coolness of krypton, and the civilians lack the activities of the liver.
It's a mess of sister paper fashion.,There's a ghost to use.,No matter how beautiful the picture is.,It's not as good as the learning materials in the D disk that I opened.,I'll get tired of watching too much.,Can't you use your brain on the gameplay?
Maybe you think that dressing up the characters beautifully will attract the sister paper to play, and the sister paper will play, and the man will come to play, it's too naΓ―ve, your gameplay is too simple, or there is no merit at all.
Your social system is so poor, I'm such a handsome person playing games in it, playing for a month, and no one is looking for me to date online, do you know how much of a failure? With my skills, if I go to the suburbs to play gold and silver, can I have more than a dozen sister papers and my friend letters a day? The social system of your MMORPG game is worse than that of competitive games like LOL, and you still want to attract girls? I think about it too much.
And that PK replay system, only the top 10 players can play back, but the bottom of the ranking cannot, what does this mean? Isn't the rookie worthy of watching himself play the game? Su Chen remembered Han Minghao's complaint, because when PK, Han Minghao was ranked outside the tenth place.
"You guys, the planning team of the game, don't you play games at all? I don't know what players want at all, and the planning and development personnel of the game do not say that the higher the education, the better, but it depends on how much experience he has in the game.
Speaking of which, I have to say that the founder of LOL, in 2006 Ruiz and Tedamir founded Riot, one of these two people is playing rugby, the other is a business school graduate, they are both fans of Blizzard, they know the game very well, it is no exaggeration to say, the current game mode whether it is a mobile game or a terminal game, most of them are the origin of Warcraft 3 This game, because countless players have edited the map for them, which is equivalent to absorbing the brains of players all over the world, and now the tower defense game is derived, Whether it's Plants vs. Zombies, Clash Royale, or even Dead by Daylight and Fifth Personality games of peek-a-boo, you'll find a hint of these games in Warcraft 3's map mode.
So if you want to do a good job in the game, then you have to play it yourself, otherwise you won't know what the player wants," Su Chen complained ruthlessly.
He Xuqing, who was sitting in front of the computer, was getting darker and darker, because the barrage was interested in his game from the beginning, and now he wants to eat melons.
I really want to change the name: "Please tell me what kind of game it is, I want to see this kind of masterpiece." β
Fox: "Su Shen is really a model in the anchor industry, fortunately, he didn't pick up this kind of garbage game and promote it." β
1091: "Tell me the name of the game, I'm good at lightning protection." β
Mo Shangfeng has gone: "Listen to what you say, playing this game for a month, it's really embarrassing for you, I hope the game company will give you a refund." β
He Xuqing's face was not good-looking, and he felt uncomfortable, although he agreed with all the problems that Su Chen had just mentioned, he was very unhappy to listen to.
"Dad! I am back! At this time, a girl pushed the door in and interrupted He Xuqing's train of thought.
"Xin'er is back!" He Xuqing squeezed out a meaningful smile.
"Dad, Minghao is here!" He Ruxin reminded in a low voice.
He Xuqing only remembered at this time that he had made an appointment to let He Ruxin bring his boyfriend back to meet, but just now he was sulking with Su Chen, and he forgot about this.
"Minghao, come in!" He Ruxin said outside the door.
Han Minghao walked in with a large pile of gifts in his hand, "Hello uncle!" β¦β¦ Uncle, you also watch Su Chen's live broadcast! Han Minghao's sharp eyes saw Su Chen's live broadcast room playing on his notebook at a glance.
"You know?" He Xuqing made a face when he saw Han Minghao coming.
"Of course, we're good brothers, very, very good, and we've been playing games together lately, but I'm already planning to stop playing that garbage game and concentrate on my career!" Han Minghao explained.
He Xuqing's face was originally not good, but now after listening to Han Minghao's words, his whole face turned dark!